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"Ouch... vomit... vomit..."

In the grove by the roadside, the sound of vomiting kept ringing. Shangguan Wusu bowed his waist, holding a big tree with his hand, he was so out of breath that he almost vomited out the New Year's Eve dinner.

When she returned to the car with red eyes, Yan Xiaokai was a little distressed, but also a little funny, and couldn't help jokingly said: "Sister Wu Su, didn't you like eating sausages before?"

Shangguan Wusu gave him an annoyed look, "I like to eat sausages, but yours is obviously counterfeit or even expired. It's fishy, ​​salty and weird, and it really doesn't suit my taste."

Yan Xiaokai thought for a while and said, "Then how about... I'll buy some cheese or something to smear on it!"

Shangguan Wusu's heart was terribly cold, and he scolded: "My surname is Yan, do you dare to be more serious?"

"Don't like it?" Yan Xiaokai spread his hands and said, "That's the only way to go, let's continue!"

Shangguan Wusu said weakly: "Are you still coming?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's you who said it. If you're willing to bet and admit defeat, of course you will come."

Shangguan Wusu said with a bitter face: "But I almost vomited the jaundice!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's good if you get used to it, and you will get used to it if you spit it out, well, who said that, I forgot, anyway, you carry it, bear it, wait for it ,Enough!"

Shangguan Wusu's face was wrinkled like a bitter melon, and he begged for mercy in a soft and soft tone: "I don't want it anymore!"

Yan Xiaokai remembered the scene where she let her go yesterday, and said unmoved: "If I lost, would you let me go?"

of course not!Shangguan Wusu subconsciously wanted to say this, but he swallowed the words and could only pretend to be pitiful: "But it's really unpalatable, if I keep vomiting like this, my stomach will hurt again. "

You are squeamish, others can eat it, why can't you?

Yan Xiaokai thought this way in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it out of his mouth, so he could only sigh and say: "Forget it!"

"Forget it?" Shangguan Wusu was overjoyed, and hurriedly kissed him on the cheek, "I knew you were the best for me."

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, "I mean forget it at the top, and make it up at the bottom."

Shangguan Wusu was stunned for a moment, "I'm dizzy, can't you let me go?"

Yan Xiaokai pointed to his body, "I wanted to let you go, but it refused!"

Shangguan Wusu lowered his head and took a look, seeing Xiaokai's unwillingness to let it go, he couldn't help stretching out his slender fingers, and flicked it on the head, "You little pervert, it's all because of you!" of."

"Suck~~~" Yan Xiaokai sucked in a sigh of relief after being bounced, and said with a bitter face: "Its temper is very stubborn, the more aggressive you are to it, the more it will not give in."

Shangguan Wusu lowered his eyes to look again, isn't it? After being bounced by himself, Xiaokai became more arrogant, so he quickly stretched out his hand and stroked: "Okay, don't be angry, don't be angry, sister is making trouble with you Just for fun, my sister loves you, and I will buy you candy later."

Yan Xiaokai let out a "poof" laugh, "It doesn't eat sugar!"

Shangguan Wusu subconsciously asked: "Then what does it eat?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Is there any need to ask? Of course it's meat!"

Shangguan Wusu said: "What's so good about eating meat? You'll get fat if you eat meat."

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's not afraid of being fat, the fatter it is, the happier it is."

Shangguan Wusu rolled his eyes at him, "It's not something you're used to, cultivate its virtue!"

Yan Xiaokai was speechless for a while, and then urged: "Don't drool more than tea, hurry up! Don't you still want to improve your skills? If you want to, work harder and feed it quickly."

Shangguan Wusu raised his eyes to look at the tablet computer and saw that the signal had stopped moving. He looked around and saw that there was no one in the woods quietly. He gritted his teeth and said: "Come here, who is afraid of whom, my aunt won't kill you today."

As she said that, she stretched out her hand and put the back of Yan Xiaokai's seat down, and then stretched out her hand to push Yan Xiaokai to lie down, and then sat on him...

(harmonious two thousand words)

When the car vibrated violently and stopped, Shangguan Wusu opened her cherry lips and panted heavily, a few strands of her coiled hair had already fallen down, touching her flushed cheeks.

Looking at her like this, it's obvious that she doesn't look like she's dealt with others, but rather, she looks like she's been dealt with severely by others.

Seeing her struggling to breathe, Yan Xiaokai wanted to get up from her.

Shangguan Wusu hurriedly hugged him and said, "Don't move, stay for a while, I hate that you pull out the guy immediately after you finish."

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to follow her wishes and press lightly on her body, but he stretched out his hand and gently closed the car window, letting the breeze from outside the window come in, making her feel better.

I have to say that sometimes, especially when he was in bed, the official Yan was rough and arrogant, yet thoughtful and gentle.

Shangguan Wusu put his arms around his waist, but his slender legs clamped his hips. After staring at him for a while, he murmured: "It's really strange!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Why is it strange?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "You are obviously so bad, you are so extravagant, you even tricked me by pretending to be dead, but I don't hate you, I don't hate you, on the contrary, I am willing to open my legs for you! "

Yan Xiao laughed, "This is where my charm lies!"

Shangguan Wusu gave him a white look, "You have the charm of a fart."

Yan Xiaokai didn't refute, he just had fun.

Shangguan Wusu's voice suddenly became gentle again, "Hey, let me ask you, do you miss me these days when I went out to perform missions?"

Yan Xiaokai nodded without thinking, "Yes!"

Shangguan Wusu's heart warmed up, and he asked softly, "What do you miss me?"

Yan Xiaokai stretched out his hand and pointed to the place where he was still deep below.

Shangguan Wusu slapped him on the forehead and scolded, "I know you don't want good things!"

Yan Xiaokai covered his painful head and looked at him speechlessly.

Shangguan Wusu asked again: "Apart from this matter, what else do you miss about me?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "I miss the time when you used to disguise yourself as a man."

"I've never dressed up as a man, it's your wishful thinking that I'm a man!"

Shangguan Wusu rolled his eyes repeatedly, but when he thought of a certain scene from the past, he couldn't help but burst out laughing again.

Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously, "What are you laughing at?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "I can't help laughing when I think of you dragging me to the toilet and taking out your stuff in front of my face."

Yan Xiaokai scratched his head in embarrassment, "At that time I really regarded you as a Shangguan, and that guy always wanted to compare myself to me!"

Shangguan Wusu suddenly asked curiously: "Whose one is bigger?"

Yan Xiao broke into a sweat, "Haven't you seen it?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "I only saw yours. I only saw that bitch's when I was very young."

Yan Xiaokai was slightly relieved, and said proudly: "Of course it's my big brother!"

Shangguan Wusu gave him a white look, "It's amazing how big it is, the horse is even bigger, I didn't see you to compare it, it's true."

Yan Xiaokai said: "It's nothing special, it's just that it can make you die."

Shangguan Wusu gave him a white look, "You have the nerve to say so!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "What's the matter with embarrassment, you were quite high just now, you kept calling me, by the way, what did you call me just now, it seems like you are calling me brother, call me again ..."

Shangguan Wusu remembered his crazy and absurd appearance just now, blushed with embarrassment, stretched out his hand and pinched him fiercely, "You still said, you still said, if you hadn't seduced me, I would have become like this."

Yan Xiao laughed, hugged her tighter, and asked seriously after a while: "Wu Su, after getting back with me, do you regret it?"

Seeing that he spoke seriously, Shangguan Wusu stopped making trouble. After thinking about it seriously, he shook his head and said, "I don't regret it."

Yan Xiaokai said: "Why?"

Shangguan Wusu sighed and said: "Anyway, if we join this industry, we are doomed not to have a normal life. For us, marriage can be said to be a luxury, so after being ruined by you, I also think Anyway, I... have always liked you."

Yan Xiaokai nodded heavily, "Me too, I have always liked you!"

Shangguan Wusu blushed suddenly, and reminded in a low voice: "You... seem to be straight again!"

Yan Xiao smiled badly: "Then shall we come again?"

Shangguan Wusu shook his head, "What's the rush, we've been here all day! I haven't spoken to you for a long time, let's have a good chat!"

Yan Xiaokai nodded, "Then what do you want to talk about?"

Shangguan Wusu thought for a while and said, "When you miss me, do you also miss Wanyan?"

Yan Xiaokai was stunned for a moment, then shook his head and said, "Why don't you talk about this?"

Shangguan Wusu didn't let go and asked, "Why?"

Yan Xiaokai said: "You won't be happy if you say this."

Shangguan Wusu said: "I'm even more unhappy if you don't tell me."

Yan Xiaokai had no choice but to make a gesture of surrender, and replied honestly: "I also want to."

Shangguan Wusu blushed and asked, "You also think about this?"

Yan Xiaokai shook his head, stretched out his hand to lightly tap her chest, and then pulled it to the bottom, "She and I came from here to here, so I was thinking more about other things, and then this."

Shangguan Wusu stretched out his hand, scratched from below to above him, using his sharp nails, and very hard, said gloomyly: "And me? From here to here, so I want to do this with me thing?"

Yan Xiaoke didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and denied: "No. Look at you, I can't even talk about my face, and you will be unhappy if I do, what's going on now?"

Shangguan Wusu sneered and said: "Who says I'm not happy, I'm very happy!"

Yan Xiaokai didn't dare to say anything anymore, because when it comes to Wanyanyu, he always says too many mistakes.

Seeing that he was silent, Shangguan Wusu slapped him on the forehead.

Yan Xiaokai said angrily, "Why did you hit me again?"

Shangguan Wusu said: "There is no reason, if there is, it is because I like it!"

Yan Xiaokai said: "..."

Shangguan Wusu gritted his teeth and said: "When I think of me and Wanyan, such a good woman, being ruined by you, a pervert, I feel angry, I want to bite you, beat you, and want to use my strength abused you."

Yan Xiaokai suddenly turned her over in his arms, and changed into the posture of male and female, and then put on a look of resignation and said: "Come on, now you will spoil me, you don't have to be polite, what do you think?" Just spoil it!"

Seeing his cheap appearance, Shangguan Wusu was angry and funny, then he gritted his teeth, really bit his shoulder and started to move hard...