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Chapter 901
Yan Xiaokai's gift conquered Lu Yan and almost everyone present.
Yes, just almost, not all.
Cui Changping and He Yun were unwilling to make Yan Xiaokai shameful at the party, but made him stand out even more.
At the beginning of the dancing session, seeing Yan Xiaokai and Lu Yan, who danced gracefully in the arena like a pair of golden boys and jade girls, envied others, He Yun's already uncomfortable heart became even more depressed. Facing Cui Changping The hand that stretched out to invite herself to dance, she really wanted to slap him away.
She doesn't like Cui Changping, and she hates him endlessly pestering herself like a lingering fly.Just thinking about it again, she held back again. Although this fellow was a failure among others, he was her own supporter, standing in the same camp as her, and at this moment, he still had some use value, so She finally pretended to be happy, handed him her hand happily, and stepped onto the dance floor with him.
It's just that when she was dancing, she never had a good face, and she would sigh from time to time.
Seeing this, Cui Changping couldn't help asking, "Yun, what's wrong with you?"
He Yun didn't answer, but turned his attention to Yan Xiaokai and Lu Yan who were embracing and dancing not far away and were envied and blessed by others.
Seeing these two people, Cui Changping immediately understood, and the original excitement and joy of dancing with He Yun was compromised.
Seeing that he didn't make a sound, He Yun couldn't help but said, "Why can't you argue with me?"
Cui Changping opened his mouth, but in the end he fell silent.Although that guy is a mainland boy from the mainland, but in terms of looks, he is more handsome than himself; in terms of drinking, he is better than him;He is better than himself in everything, what can he do to make He Yun proud?
Seeing that he was still silent, He Yun couldn't help saying angrily: "You just watched a country boy domineering on your territory and make you look ashamed?"
Cui Changping was a little annoyed, and said sullenly: "Then what do you think I should do?"
He Yun thought for a while and said: "If you are a man, you can go up to me and beat him up!"
Cui Changping said in astonishment: "Huh?"
He Yundao: "Didn't you practice Taekwondo and say that you are very good at fighting?"
Cui Changping said: "I..."
He Yun provoked him even more: "Are you afraid of this little boy and dare not challenge him?"
"I'm afraid of him?" Cui Changping snorted and said, "As long as I want to, I can beat him to the point where his teeth are all over the floor!"
He Yundao: "Then you are going?"
Cui Changping said: "But Lu Yan's birthday party is not over yet, if you go up at this time and mess up her party, she will be unhappy!"
He Yun pushed him away when he heard the words, "Are you afraid that she will be unhappy? Are you not afraid that I will be unhappy?"
Cui Changping said: "I..."
He Yun asked: "Cui, do you like Lu Yan or me?"
Cui Changping said aggrievedly: "Yun, don't you know how I have treated you all these years? How could I like Lu Yan! I have always loved you deeply!"
He Yundao: "Do you really love me?"
Cui Changping nodded vigorously, raised his hand and said, "If you don't believe me, I can swear it."
Like all TV heroines, He Yun covered his mouth with his hand, "You don't have to swear, you just need to tell me, for me, are you willing to do anything!"
Cui Changping said without thinking, "Of course!"
He Yun nodded, and pointed at Yan Xiaokai over there, "Then you go, beat him until he doesn't even recognize him, and I'll give you a chance to pursue me."
Cui Changping's expression brightened, "Really?"
He Yun nodded vigorously, and said in his heart: I am just giving you the chance to pursue me, not agreeing to your pursuit!
Cui Changping hesitated for a moment, then picked up a bottle of wine on the table, poured himself a few sips, and then said to He Yun, "Yun, for you, let alone beating up a bad boy, it's going up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil, killing people and setting me on fire." No excuses!"
He Yun was so excited: "Okay, you beat him hard, it doesn't matter if you mess up the banquet, if Lu Yan settles accounts with you, I will stand up for it, and after it's over, I'll accompany you to supper!"
Cui Changping was equally excited, because this was the first time that He Yun was officially going on a date with him. After nodding vigorously at her, he walked towards Yan Xiaokai and He Yun.
When he got close, he deliberately pretended to be drunk, his body was a little swaying, and his steps were a little staggering, then his elbows turned outward, and he slammed into Yan Xiaokai's back fiercely.
Yan Xiaokai still embraced Qingwu with Lu Yan, as if he couldn't see or hear anything, but at the moment when Cui Changping was about to bump into him, he led Lu Yan gently to the music. In a circle, being impartial just avoided Cui Changping's collision, then Yan Xiaokai seemed to be still ignorant, and led Lu Yan to dance into the distance.
Cui Changping lost the collision, feeling unwilling, so he gritted his teeth, and repeated the same trick, stumbling into Yan Xiaokai again.
Yes, he just wanted to arouse Yan Xiaokai's anger in this way of deliberately finding fault, and then beat him up so clearly.
However, this time when he bumped into Yan Xiaokai again, his feet were suddenly bumped by something, and he lost his balance. When Yan Xiaokai approached, his knees softened and he knelt down. .
It wasn't until this time that Yan Xiaokai pulled Lu Yan to stop, looked at Cui Changping who was kneeling in front of him in surprise, and said, "Mr. Cui, why are you doing such a big gift?"
Cui Changping: "..."
Seeing this, the other dancers also stopped one after another, and came up to watch in bewilderment.
This time, Cui Changping was really ashamed, he wanted to stand up immediately, but his legs refused to control him, his face turned red and his neck was thick, but it was useless, so he could only grit his teeth and say to Yan Xiao: "I I want to challenge you!"
Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Are you going to fight for wine again?"
Cui Changping said: "No, I want to fight with you!"
Yan Xiaokai laughed and said: "Mr. Cui, I'm not a stingy person. If you really want to challenge me, I will agree to you. You don't have to kneel and beg me like this!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
Cui Changping was furious for a while, but he just couldn't stand up, he was so anxious that he wanted to beat his chest and stomp his feet.
Yan Xiaokai stepped forward, stretched out his hand gracefully, helped him up, and even patted the dust on his body considerately, "Mr. Cui, I think you may have drunk too much, go and have a rest, wake up Sober up, I'll be cutting the cake later!"
Cui Changping hated the hypocrisy of this guy, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him away, "Come on, I want to fight you!"
His pushing movements were not small, but actually he didn't use much force, and this kind of pushing was not enough for Yan Xiaokai, it was impossible to push him, but at this moment, Yan Xiaokai was With a look of weakness, he staggered back a few steps after being pushed, and almost fell to the ground in the end.
Such a plot, ushered in the audience's sympathy for Yan Xiaokai, and at the same time made them full of contempt for Cui Changping, this guy, so lacking in taste and demeanor, almost completely embarrassing the Omen local tycoon.
Seeing everyone's expressions like this, Cui Changping complained of distress, and looked back at He Yun, but saw her standing there with a livid face, but her eyes were full of disappointment looking at him.
Kneeling down for Daluzai, embarrassing him in front of everyone, disappointing his sweetheart... all these things made Cui Changping thoroughly angry and finally blamed Yan Xiaokai for all his anger, pointing at him and shouting: "surname Strictly, I want to fight with you, if you are a man, come and fight with me."
Yan Xiaokai said indifferently: "Although I never like to fight with others, but you are kneeling and begging me to fight with you. If I refuse to fight, I'm afraid I really can't justify it. It's just..."
Cui Changping shouted angrily, "Just what?"
Yan Xiaokai pointed at him, "Mr. Cui, do you want to change your clothes before you come to fight me?"
At first, everyone thought that Yan Xiaokai was referring to Cui Changping's empty suit, and it was inconvenient to fight with his hands and feet tied up, but they looked at him intently, and they couldn't help being dumbfounded. Some women even covered their mouths and cried out in surprise: " Oh, melon seller!"
On Cui Changping's lower body, where the crotch was, there was a wet shadow, which was slowly and silently growing larger, and it only took a moment for it to become a large shadow.
Young Master Cui, did you... piss?
Yes, judging from the situation, he really did urinate, although I don’t know if it was because he couldn’t control himself after drinking too much alcohol, or because he lost face and lost control, but he just urinated, in his crotch Inside!
However, this is obviously not the scariest thing.
What was even more frightening was that everyone soon smelled a strange smell in the air, to be precise, a stench, and this stench didn't come from anyone else, but it was emanating from Cui Changping's body.
Everyone covered their noses, retreated a few steps in unison, and looked at him with disgust, even his group of pig friends stood far away from him, as if they were afraid that people would think they knew him like.
Now, Cui Changping was really ashamed, and he was thrown all the way back to Laolo's house.
With his colorful face, he didn't bother to find trouble with Yan Xiaokai, and he didn't even care to say anything on the scene, so he hurriedly clutched his crotch, and walked away in a real embarrassment!
Looking at his back, everyone was speechless, so embarrassing to such an extent, it seems that in the future, this guy really needs to draw a clear line, so as not to be embarrassing along with him!
Being disturbed by Cui Changping, Wu could not continue dancing, but it was not time to cut the cake, and the party was not over, so Lu Yan had to ask the host to continue with other programs.
When the traditional Northeast Errenzhuan was performed on stage, and the guests' emotions were barely calmed down, Lu Yan asked Yan Xiaokai, "Is it your fault for everything just now?"
Yan Xiaokai had a confused and blank expression on his face, "Why did I do the trick, obviously someone else came to find fault with me, didn't you all look at it?"
Lu Yan gave him a white look, "Don't pretend to be confused by holding on to me, I mean that Cui suddenly knelt down for you, and then urinated... Is it all your fault?"
Yan Xiaokai looked innocent, "Do you think I have such a great ability?"
Lu Yan said: "You can even open my mouth, what else can you not do?"
Yan Xiao laughed, "Well, I admit it, I secretly manipulated him."
Lu Yan didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, "How could you do this? You made him so embarrassed!"
Yan Xiaokai said: "But if I accept his challenge and really fight him, he will become even worse."
Lu Yan was a little speechless, and she said after a while: "Forget it, anyway, that Young Master Cui deserved it, whoever is not good to provoke will provoke you. Hey, grandpa is back, I'll go talk to him for a while!"
Yan Xiaokai nodded: "Go, I'll lose half a catty too!"
Lu Yan: "Huh?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "Pee!"
Lu Yan: "..."
When Lu Yan was walking towards the mansion, Yan Xiaokai was also walking towards the other bathroom. He Yun, who was standing silently in a corner, didn't know what to think of, his brows lit up suddenly, and he followed him...
(Thanks to: Simple Meng, thanks to: Xiaokan v Fengyun, two local tyrants for their generous rewards!)
Yes, just almost, not all.
Cui Changping and He Yun were unwilling to make Yan Xiaokai shameful at the party, but made him stand out even more.
At the beginning of the dancing session, seeing Yan Xiaokai and Lu Yan, who danced gracefully in the arena like a pair of golden boys and jade girls, envied others, He Yun's already uncomfortable heart became even more depressed. Facing Cui Changping The hand that stretched out to invite herself to dance, she really wanted to slap him away.
She doesn't like Cui Changping, and she hates him endlessly pestering herself like a lingering fly.Just thinking about it again, she held back again. Although this fellow was a failure among others, he was her own supporter, standing in the same camp as her, and at this moment, he still had some use value, so She finally pretended to be happy, handed him her hand happily, and stepped onto the dance floor with him.
It's just that when she was dancing, she never had a good face, and she would sigh from time to time.
Seeing this, Cui Changping couldn't help asking, "Yun, what's wrong with you?"
He Yun didn't answer, but turned his attention to Yan Xiaokai and Lu Yan who were embracing and dancing not far away and were envied and blessed by others.
Seeing these two people, Cui Changping immediately understood, and the original excitement and joy of dancing with He Yun was compromised.
Seeing that he didn't make a sound, He Yun couldn't help but said, "Why can't you argue with me?"
Cui Changping opened his mouth, but in the end he fell silent.Although that guy is a mainland boy from the mainland, but in terms of looks, he is more handsome than himself; in terms of drinking, he is better than him;He is better than himself in everything, what can he do to make He Yun proud?
Seeing that he was still silent, He Yun couldn't help saying angrily: "You just watched a country boy domineering on your territory and make you look ashamed?"
Cui Changping was a little annoyed, and said sullenly: "Then what do you think I should do?"
He Yun thought for a while and said: "If you are a man, you can go up to me and beat him up!"
Cui Changping said in astonishment: "Huh?"
He Yundao: "Didn't you practice Taekwondo and say that you are very good at fighting?"
Cui Changping said: "I..."
He Yun provoked him even more: "Are you afraid of this little boy and dare not challenge him?"
"I'm afraid of him?" Cui Changping snorted and said, "As long as I want to, I can beat him to the point where his teeth are all over the floor!"
He Yundao: "Then you are going?"
Cui Changping said: "But Lu Yan's birthday party is not over yet, if you go up at this time and mess up her party, she will be unhappy!"
He Yun pushed him away when he heard the words, "Are you afraid that she will be unhappy? Are you not afraid that I will be unhappy?"
Cui Changping said: "I..."
He Yun asked: "Cui, do you like Lu Yan or me?"
Cui Changping said aggrievedly: "Yun, don't you know how I have treated you all these years? How could I like Lu Yan! I have always loved you deeply!"
He Yundao: "Do you really love me?"
Cui Changping nodded vigorously, raised his hand and said, "If you don't believe me, I can swear it."
Like all TV heroines, He Yun covered his mouth with his hand, "You don't have to swear, you just need to tell me, for me, are you willing to do anything!"
Cui Changping said without thinking, "Of course!"
He Yun nodded, and pointed at Yan Xiaokai over there, "Then you go, beat him until he doesn't even recognize him, and I'll give you a chance to pursue me."
Cui Changping's expression brightened, "Really?"
He Yun nodded vigorously, and said in his heart: I am just giving you the chance to pursue me, not agreeing to your pursuit!
Cui Changping hesitated for a moment, then picked up a bottle of wine on the table, poured himself a few sips, and then said to He Yun, "Yun, for you, let alone beating up a bad boy, it's going up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil, killing people and setting me on fire." No excuses!"
He Yun was so excited: "Okay, you beat him hard, it doesn't matter if you mess up the banquet, if Lu Yan settles accounts with you, I will stand up for it, and after it's over, I'll accompany you to supper!"
Cui Changping was equally excited, because this was the first time that He Yun was officially going on a date with him. After nodding vigorously at her, he walked towards Yan Xiaokai and He Yun.
When he got close, he deliberately pretended to be drunk, his body was a little swaying, and his steps were a little staggering, then his elbows turned outward, and he slammed into Yan Xiaokai's back fiercely.
Yan Xiaokai still embraced Qingwu with Lu Yan, as if he couldn't see or hear anything, but at the moment when Cui Changping was about to bump into him, he led Lu Yan gently to the music. In a circle, being impartial just avoided Cui Changping's collision, then Yan Xiaokai seemed to be still ignorant, and led Lu Yan to dance into the distance.
Cui Changping lost the collision, feeling unwilling, so he gritted his teeth, and repeated the same trick, stumbling into Yan Xiaokai again.
Yes, he just wanted to arouse Yan Xiaokai's anger in this way of deliberately finding fault, and then beat him up so clearly.
However, this time when he bumped into Yan Xiaokai again, his feet were suddenly bumped by something, and he lost his balance. When Yan Xiaokai approached, his knees softened and he knelt down. .
It wasn't until this time that Yan Xiaokai pulled Lu Yan to stop, looked at Cui Changping who was kneeling in front of him in surprise, and said, "Mr. Cui, why are you doing such a big gift?"
Cui Changping: "..."
Seeing this, the other dancers also stopped one after another, and came up to watch in bewilderment.
This time, Cui Changping was really ashamed, he wanted to stand up immediately, but his legs refused to control him, his face turned red and his neck was thick, but it was useless, so he could only grit his teeth and say to Yan Xiao: "I I want to challenge you!"
Yan Xiaokai asked suspiciously: "Are you going to fight for wine again?"
Cui Changping said: "No, I want to fight with you!"
Yan Xiaokai laughed and said: "Mr. Cui, I'm not a stingy person. If you really want to challenge me, I will agree to you. You don't have to kneel and beg me like this!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing.
Cui Changping was furious for a while, but he just couldn't stand up, he was so anxious that he wanted to beat his chest and stomp his feet.
Yan Xiaokai stepped forward, stretched out his hand gracefully, helped him up, and even patted the dust on his body considerately, "Mr. Cui, I think you may have drunk too much, go and have a rest, wake up Sober up, I'll be cutting the cake later!"
Cui Changping hated the hypocrisy of this guy, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him away, "Come on, I want to fight you!"
His pushing movements were not small, but actually he didn't use much force, and this kind of pushing was not enough for Yan Xiaokai, it was impossible to push him, but at this moment, Yan Xiaokai was With a look of weakness, he staggered back a few steps after being pushed, and almost fell to the ground in the end.
Such a plot, ushered in the audience's sympathy for Yan Xiaokai, and at the same time made them full of contempt for Cui Changping, this guy, so lacking in taste and demeanor, almost completely embarrassing the Omen local tycoon.
Seeing everyone's expressions like this, Cui Changping complained of distress, and looked back at He Yun, but saw her standing there with a livid face, but her eyes were full of disappointment looking at him.
Kneeling down for Daluzai, embarrassing him in front of everyone, disappointing his sweetheart... all these things made Cui Changping thoroughly angry and finally blamed Yan Xiaokai for all his anger, pointing at him and shouting: "surname Strictly, I want to fight with you, if you are a man, come and fight with me."
Yan Xiaokai said indifferently: "Although I never like to fight with others, but you are kneeling and begging me to fight with you. If I refuse to fight, I'm afraid I really can't justify it. It's just..."
Cui Changping shouted angrily, "Just what?"
Yan Xiaokai pointed at him, "Mr. Cui, do you want to change your clothes before you come to fight me?"
At first, everyone thought that Yan Xiaokai was referring to Cui Changping's empty suit, and it was inconvenient to fight with his hands and feet tied up, but they looked at him intently, and they couldn't help being dumbfounded. Some women even covered their mouths and cried out in surprise: " Oh, melon seller!"
On Cui Changping's lower body, where the crotch was, there was a wet shadow, which was slowly and silently growing larger, and it only took a moment for it to become a large shadow.
Young Master Cui, did you... piss?
Yes, judging from the situation, he really did urinate, although I don’t know if it was because he couldn’t control himself after drinking too much alcohol, or because he lost face and lost control, but he just urinated, in his crotch Inside!
However, this is obviously not the scariest thing.
What was even more frightening was that everyone soon smelled a strange smell in the air, to be precise, a stench, and this stench didn't come from anyone else, but it was emanating from Cui Changping's body.
Everyone covered their noses, retreated a few steps in unison, and looked at him with disgust, even his group of pig friends stood far away from him, as if they were afraid that people would think they knew him like.
Now, Cui Changping was really ashamed, and he was thrown all the way back to Laolo's house.
With his colorful face, he didn't bother to find trouble with Yan Xiaokai, and he didn't even care to say anything on the scene, so he hurriedly clutched his crotch, and walked away in a real embarrassment!
Looking at his back, everyone was speechless, so embarrassing to such an extent, it seems that in the future, this guy really needs to draw a clear line, so as not to be embarrassing along with him!
Being disturbed by Cui Changping, Wu could not continue dancing, but it was not time to cut the cake, and the party was not over, so Lu Yan had to ask the host to continue with other programs.
When the traditional Northeast Errenzhuan was performed on stage, and the guests' emotions were barely calmed down, Lu Yan asked Yan Xiaokai, "Is it your fault for everything just now?"
Yan Xiaokai had a confused and blank expression on his face, "Why did I do the trick, obviously someone else came to find fault with me, didn't you all look at it?"
Lu Yan gave him a white look, "Don't pretend to be confused by holding on to me, I mean that Cui suddenly knelt down for you, and then urinated... Is it all your fault?"
Yan Xiaokai looked innocent, "Do you think I have such a great ability?"
Lu Yan said: "You can even open my mouth, what else can you not do?"
Yan Xiao laughed, "Well, I admit it, I secretly manipulated him."
Lu Yan didn't know whether to be angry or laugh, "How could you do this? You made him so embarrassed!"
Yan Xiaokai said: "But if I accept his challenge and really fight him, he will become even worse."
Lu Yan was a little speechless, and she said after a while: "Forget it, anyway, that Young Master Cui deserved it, whoever is not good to provoke will provoke you. Hey, grandpa is back, I'll go talk to him for a while!"
Yan Xiaokai nodded: "Go, I'll lose half a catty too!"
Lu Yan: "Huh?"
Yan Xiaokai said: "Pee!"
Lu Yan: "..."
When Lu Yan was walking towards the mansion, Yan Xiaokai was also walking towards the other bathroom. He Yun, who was standing silently in a corner, didn't know what to think of, his brows lit up suddenly, and he followed him...
(Thanks to: Simple Meng, thanks to: Xiaokan v Fengyun, two local tyrants for their generous rewards!)
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