Hunting for the Southern Song Dynasty

Before dawn the next day, when the horn sounded, I waited for the ten heroes to get up and assemble. Grandmaster Wujing led us out of the North Gate compound, and ran around the county town. We were half dead tired, and when we came back, we washed our faces and ate porridge with pickled vegetables.

Li Xidao: "Kao, why are we heroes too, why don't we just let us eat this crap?"

Some people agreed, "Yes, yes, if you know this, why don't you come?"

Bian Jun was holding a bowl in one hand, drinking porridge with his mouth twirling on the edge of the bowl. I picked up some pickles and threw them into his bowl, but he didn't look up and didn't speak, his gaze was still cold.

"If you don't endure hardships, how can you be a master? Zhou Farun also knows that we monks are even more miserable than this. Which of you didn't sleep with your little lady last night?" Grand Master Wujing seemed much more amiable when he spoke.

One said: "Everyone tell me, I did it a few times last night, anyway, I did it five times."

Li Xidao: "You must have not cleaned it up every time, it just drizzles."

Everyone laughed.

After the meal, we watched some people who also unveiled the list compete.At night, we were blasted into a big thatched hut, and ten men were squeezed on a big earthen kang.The thatched hut had air leaks everywhere, and it was so cold that we couldn't bear it, so I had no choice but to hug Li Xi.We have been standing next to the cold and scolding our mother.

Even though it's so cold, everyone is still thinking about good things, and you are talking nonsense sentence by sentence.

"***, in such a cold day, it's better to get into the bed of those ladies at the north gate."

"Which one do you want to drill?"

"I think Wu Niang is pretty good."

"I think Nineteen Niang is better. Nineteen Niang is born with a smell of dust."

"You're right, she used to belong to Qingyin Building."

"Did you sleep with her in Qingyin Tower?"

"You're really right, I really slept with her."

"In my opinion, none of them are better than the girl from the old west. She is white and tender, with a high and straight nose. It's not difficult to find a local girl, but it's rare to find one from a long way away."

"Don't say it's from far away, just any woman is fine! I thought there was a woman sleeping every day, but I didn't expect that we would be interrupted the next day. This is not a trap, it just aroused our energy Son, don’t give grass to eat.”

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, the more you talk, the more you can't sleep. Let's think about how to keep warm."

"Chao, why don't you find some dry firewood and light it on fire."

"You don't want to live anymore, what should you do if you want to set the grass shed on fire?"

"F*ck, it's better to set this straw shed on fire. There are so many houses in Beimen, why do you let us sleep in this dilapidated shed?"

Li Xi said to me: "Brother, I think this idea is really good, how about burning this shed tomorrow?"

I thought about it, what if it really burned and caused trouble?He had no choice but to say: "If you burn it, the officials at the North Gate will definitely build a new shed for you, maybe it's not as good as this one. Tomorrow, let's find some hay, mend the shed, and then put the kang on the ground. Heat it up."

Bian Jun said: "Wait until tomorrow, it must be frozen into a mound of ice, who will follow me to find some dry firewood?"

Everyone, if you push me, even if I push you, you refuse to go.Bian Jun didn't speak, he got off the kang and put on his shoes, Li Xi said: "Bian Jun, wait for me, I'll go with you, these Liao people don't warm up."

I said, "I'll go too."

Li Xi held me down, "Brother, don't move, if I go, you will go too."

A handsome guy named Ning Zetao also got off the kang to put on his shoes, "I'll go too."

As soon as Bian Jun pushed the door, Ning Zetao shouted, "It's snowing."

Li Xi said: "***, I said why is it so cold?"

When I looked outside, the roof was all white.

Bian Jun, Li Xi and Ning Zetao rushed into the wind and snow.

After waiting for a while, Ning Zetao entered the house with firewood in his arms.

Bian Jun was carrying some cooked vegetables.

Li Xi was holding a large jar of wine.

Li Xidao: "Grandma, don't look at the size of Beimen's house, you can't even find dry firewood, and you only stole some when you went to the kitchen."

I went down to the kang to light the fire, and after lighting it for a long time, there was only smoke but nothing.Everyone coughed because of the choking, and they said everything, some asked to continue ordering, and some asked not to order.Bian Jun rubbed some wax on the firewood and cooperated with me to light the fire.As soon as the fire was lit, everyone felt a little warmer.We finished the jar of wine without taking two sips.

Everyone wanted to steal some wine back, but more people talked and fewer people ran errands, so they all curled up under the covers and talked nonsense and fell asleep.I couldn't fall asleep for a while, and I was thinking of Furong, my ladies.

The snow didn't fall heavily, but it was enough to cover the ground white. We all thought that there might be no competition today, but some people entered the North Gate Mansion.To my surprise, Li Bao was also mixed in the crowd.

I took the opportunity to hide in the corner and whisper with him.

"How did you come?"

"Why can't I come? Dong Rong asked me to come, don't worry about you, let me take care of you too."

"Alright. How is the sixth son's condition?"

Li Bao shook his head, "I didn't inquire about it either."

At this time, a servant came over, and I purposely asked loudly: "This strong man looks great, dare to ask your name?"

"My name is Ren Huada."

"My name is Zhou Farun. I hope you can stay."

"Not only do I want to stay, but I also have to compete with you for the championship."

Li Bao wasn't talking big, he really defeated a man named Cao Yong that day and became the champion of the day.

Day after day, ten days in a blink of an eye, the Beimen family gathered more than a hundred heroes.We, the heroes who are compiling hundreds of articles, invited a painter to draw portraits, and engraved them on a wall one by one, collectively called "Hundred Generals Picture".Those who were less than ten per day, those who especially wanted to stay also stayed, and there were more than twenty people, but they were not compiled.We all wore black robes, with black cloth covering our faces. In those days, Grand Master Wujing led us to walk around the county town, attracting several people to watch.

We also got a horse each and practiced some horsemanship, which are just small things to me.

Every day we fight and kill, Beimen has venues everywhere in the county, and we rush to wherever something goes wrong.In the actual combat, my performance is still good, and I have been praised by Master Wujing many times.

On the day of the martial arts competition, it snowed again, the flakes were huge and beautiful.

My cactus and prickly pistol reached the peak in the snow, and won applause. After several competitions, I won the overall champion, Bian Jun won the third prize, and that man named Cao Yong performed supernormally, beating Li Bao, Li Bao and Li Yuan. Congratulations, I won the second place.

That night, Wu Niang really put big red flowers on my clothes. At that time, I really wanted to grab her hand, but I still controlled myself. If I can't bear it, I will make a mess.Wu Niang's eyes are really strange, no matter how big or small her eyes are, you always feel that she is deliberately seducing you.

The night banquet is even more luxurious, and I have never seen some dishes.Our hundreds of heroes gathered together, laughing and laughing constantly.It's just that our top three sat at the main table.

Artists such as Yu Hefang and Tianran Xiu all appeared on the stage, playing, playing and singing, everything that one expects to find.

The dishes are ready, the wine is poured, and the officials at the North Gate have not been seen for a long time.

Wu Niang asked the girl to call.After waiting for a while, the officials from the north gate came in, and everyone was stunned, not because of him, but because of a beautiful lady beside him.Of course, it wasn't just this beautiful lady who accompanied Beimen, there were also countless beautiful ladies, but this one was even more outstanding.

"Meng Lan, you can just bring these younger sisters to eat at this table." The official from the north gate turned around and ordered.

"Yes." These little ladies laughed and surrounded another table.

The official at the north gate was seated, and the beautiful lady was going to sit next to me, but the official at the north gate pointed to the seat next to her, and the beautiful lady sat down, and she and Wu Niang sat in the north gate. On both sides of the officials.

Wu Niang said with a smile: "You are partial enough, all the daughters are brought, why not bring the seventh child?"

"I'm afraid she will cause trouble again, how can she look like a girl?"

"Are you not afraid of her coming to disrupt the situation?"

"She dares?"

"This one is your new kid again? Why didn't I drink the wedding wine?" Wu Niang said sourly.

The official at the north gate said loudly: "What's so small? She's famous. If you say it, you'll be shocked. She's the beautiful lady of Huakui in Hangzhou."

"Oh." Wu Niang groaned, and then asked the other ladies, "Have you heard of it?"

The other ladies shook their heads.

Wu Niang said: "It seems that we are ignorant."

The North Gate official said humanely: "There is no one in Hangzhou who doesn't know her. There are two young ladies in Hangzhou who must not know, one is Oiran Mei Niang, and the other is Zhu Shuzhen, a rookie in the poetry world."

"Okay, it's time to get to the point, don't let me go on forever." Wu Niang said, "What do you think?"

No one dared to answer.

At this time, a person stood up and said: "Everyone be quiet, I invite the officials of the North Gate to give a speech."

The official of the North Gate stood up, "People are happy when they meet a happy event, and they are happy when they meet a good man. These days are hard for you heroes, but how can you do it if you don't suffer? Although I, the official of the North Gate, am happy to be an angel, But sometimes you have to be a devil? And I have always rewarded meritorious deeds. In the future, if there are people who have made great achievements, I will never treat you badly. And we have to hold big martial arts competitions frequently, and whoever wins will enjoy it. Let me first Let me announce that the top three will no longer need to cover their faces. Come on, let's have the first cup first!"

The heroes cheered and drank it down.

The officials at the North Gate said some clichés and drank two drinks, and everyone was free to move about.Naturally, most people respect the North Gate.

After drinking for three rounds, Wu Niang said: "Senior officer, we don't even have a guard. Don't tell us about it. It's not safe even at home. Whores on the water will attack us at any time. What if one day..."

The North Gate official said humanely: "Of course I invite these warriors to protect you. How about letting this number one scholar be your guard?"

Wu Niang glanced at me, then turned her gaze to Cao Yong, and said, "I don't dare to use the No. [-] Scholar. I'll use the No. [-]."

I was a little bit shocked in my heart, this Wu Niang didn't choose me.People may be afraid of comparison, Cao Yong and I stand together, Cao Yong is indeed more handsome than me.

The North Gate official said humanely: "Alright then. Cao Yong, Wu Niang's safety will be entrusted to you. If there is any mistake, I will kill you!"

Cao Yong said with a smile: "Please put your heart in your stomach, I will defend Wu Niang to the death!"

"I said the number one scholar, you can choose which one do you like at this table, even my daughters." The official from the north gate pointed with his finger, "then the table is my daughters. Of course , if you choose one of them, you won't be able to sleep tonight, you have to see a good day and get married before you can sleep."

Wu Niang said: "Haha, you're really well nourished. Why don't you go and choose one?"

Maybe I drank too much, or maybe I really like this beautiful woman too much, so I said casually, "Just her!"