Harry returns from Hogwarts Legacy

Chapter 233 Sirius's Tutorial on Picking Up Girls

Hogwarts Castle, first floor, Potions Office.

Professor Snape was looking at Harry in surprise, with a look that said, "Are you kidding me?"

"So you want to learn how to weave false memories?"

"Yes, Professor." Harry nodded repeatedly.

Snape seemed to snort through his nose. He squinted his eyes and looked at Harry for a long time, then slowly said, "Then why don't you go find your dog godfather? You should know that I am only the professor of Potions, and your dog godfather is the assistant teacher of the Defense Against the Dark Arts class."

When saying this, Snape emphasized the word "assistant".

It was as if he meant something.

In fact, Harry also heard the hidden meaning in Snape's words.

It was nothing more than a scolding of Sirius and then expressing reluctance.

The words between the lines reveal the meaning of "You'd better seek help from someone else. I'm really not being modest."

Harry took a deep breath, but considering that Professor Snape was a master of Occlumency - this has been proven by history. After all, the fact that he was able to act as a double agent under Voldemort, the master of Legilimency, itself shows that he has mastered Occlumency to the extreme.

"But I heard that you are a master of Occlumency." Harry forced a smile and said, "Professor Dumbledore once mentioned this, and I kept it in mind... and the first thing I remembered was that you are the best user of Occlumency."

Snape was a little dazed. Although he had reached a reconciliation with James Potter, seeing this face admitting that he was the 'Master' in front of him was enough to make him feel sincerely satisfied.

it is good.

very good……

He looked again and saw a pair of green eyes staring at him, watery and familiar...

what……

Lily...

He was a little resistant at first, but now that he thought about it...it was not unacceptable.

But we can't let Pot succeed so easily.

"Humph."

Professor Snape snorted arrogantly, looked deeply into Harry's eyes again, and said, "Since you want to learn the advanced application of brain occupation, then show your sincerity, Pott."

"Sincerity?" Harry was totally confused now.

No, what sincerity do you need?
"Since you think your dog godfather is not very good at Occlumency, then..."

When Snape said this, his eyes glowed with evil.

"If you can get him to convince me, then... I don't mind teaching you the advanced application of brain occlumency..."

Harry thought about it and realized that this was indeed the case.

Snape didn't owe him anything, so there was no reason for others to come and teach him as soon as he went up to ask for help.

If it was Lily who spoke, then there would be no problem.

But after all, he and Professor Snape did not have a deep relationship, and his father had some minor conflicts with Snape... Although the two had reconciled, they still disliked each other.

and so……

Then show some sincerity.

"Okay, Professor." Harry said quickly, "I'll ask my godfather to come here..."

After saying that, he quickly slipped out of Snape's office, not wanting to stay at all.

The first thing he did was go to Professor Lupin's office.

Sirius is Lupin's teaching assistant, so he would also sit in the office during the day to answer students' questions.

When Harry went over, several sixth-year girls were chatting with Sirius in the office.

It was obvious that Sirius was a little impatient, but he hid it well.

If Harry hadn't been very familiar with him and hadn't seen the movement of his little finger rubbing the table, he would have been fooled by his patience.

Seeing Harry walk into the office, Sirius breathed a sigh of relief in a very hidden way.

"Okay, classmates." Sirius clapped his hands and said to the female classmates in front of him: "I have some personal matters to deal with. If you have any other questions, please come to my office later or tomorrow, okay?"

"Good professor."

The girls stood up reluctantly and left Sirius' office laughing.

Harry seemed to understand.

These girls came to Sirius' office, definitely not to ask Sirius questions about his Defense Against the Dark Arts class, but 100% came for Sirius as a person.

Without him.

The Godfather is a handsome man.

It’s no wonder these female classmates are crazy about him. Every day, they randomly refresh in the castle like perverts waiting for the train, waiting for Sirius...

"What's wrong?" Sirius picked up the wet towel beside him and wiped his hands, then asked Harry with a smile, "Do you feel weird?"

"No," Harry held up a finger with a 'that's right' expression, "I would be surprised if there were no girls in your office."

"You make it sound like I'm not a good person." Sirius smiled, lifted the hem of his jacket with one hand and put his hands on his waist, looking very handsome and showy.

If people didn't know about the feud between Sirius and Snape, and saw Snape showing malice towards him year after year and day after day, most people would misunderstand and think that Snape was jealous of Sirius's handsomeness and that was why he targeted him.

But the truth... who knows?

In European and American societies, nerds like Snape are very unpopular. The popular ones are those who are good athletes, and James is the most popular one among them.

Maybe their ideas are a bit distorted. In the eyes of Europeans and Americans, it is natural for athletes to bully nerds...

And the teacher...

Oh, it's not like Seris, as long as the child is good at studying, no one dares to bully him...

"You are indeed..." Harry considered his words several times, and finally chose to change the word in order to avoid hurting Sirius too much: "More elegant."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Sirius was very happy to be praised by his godson. He shook his flowing hair and showed a handsome smile that was dazzling.

This guy... doesn't like to wear robes at school, he just likes to wear leather jackets to show his unruly temperament. It turns out that his punk-style outfit is especially popular with witches. It can be said that no matter how old they are, they can't resist his... alternative handsomeness.

Of course, except for the Slytherins with weird aesthetics.

What is somewhat puzzling is that the college where Sirius has the most female fans is Ravenclaw.

It can be said that no Ravenclaw girl can resist Sirius' charm.

"So what's up?" Sirius sat back in his chair, crossed his legs and asked, "At this time... you seem to be having sex with your girlfriends?"

Harry's face suddenly looked awkward.

Even though he is thick-skinned now, he couldn't help blushing when he heard the words "several girlfriends".

no way.

"Of course there is something." Harry said carefully, "Do you remember when Cassandra said she wanted to teach me Occlumency?"

"Remember." Sirius nodded, and then asked Harry: "Why? Did she keep it a secret? But this kind of thing... I don't think she would do that, right? After all, Voldemort seems to have some connection with you."

"That's not the case," said Harry. "I have mastered Occlumency and can now clear my mind in an instant to prevent Occlumency from invading."

"Really?" Sirius asked with a grin.

"Of course." Harry nodded.

As soon as he finished speaking, Sirius took out his wand from somewhere and pointed it at Harry.

"Legiliments!"

Soon, Harry cleared his mind in an instant.

After Sirius read a blank, he exited the Legilimency mode, clapped his hands and said, "Not bad, whether it is reaction or Legilimency level, you are already very good... Don't you think it's not enough?"

"A little bit." Harry considered his words and said to Sirius, "I want to expand my study of brain block..."

Sirius nodded in approval at Harry's words.

"Yes, yes, your idea is right - people cannot be satisfied with temporary achievements. I am very happy that you want to further your studies after mastering the brain block technique, Harry..."

Sirius wiped his eyes as he said this.

"It would be great if James could see it..."

At this point, Sirius asked again, "Then this should be something to be happy about... But I still have to tell you, Harry, unfortunately, my attainments in brain occlumency are not very deep, and I can only do it to your level. If you want to modify your memory, it is not my area of ​​expertise - perhaps, you should ask your little girlfriends, such as Miss Grindelwald or Miss Malfoy."

"I know..." Harry sighed, "They both said that this is enough. I should focus on applying spells instead of wasting time here."

Sirius raised an eyebrow at this.

He has some eyebrows...

"Why?" he asked.

"Vivian said," Harry began to organize his words, "that is, she meant that I didn't need to be a double agent, so I didn't need to learn such advanced brain blocking skills - Cassandra also meant that, anyway, both of them thought so."

"What they say makes sense." Sirius nodded. "If that's the reason, it's impeccable - what do you think?"

"I still want to continue learning, but I think they must have other intentions..." Harry glanced at Sirius and said again: "Godfather, you have always been the one who understands women's hearts the most, so aren't I here to ask you what you think?"

Sirius laughed at what Harry said.

"You're right, Harry," he said, "but then again, a woman's heart is the most difficult to understand in this world. Even if you use up all the parchment in the wizarding world, it would be difficult to write down one ten-thousandth of it..."

Harry couldn't help but feel awe after hearing this.

"Is it that scary?"

"Of course." Sirius laughed: "Every woman is of different types, and there are various subcategories under different types. Maybe this woman has one personality, and that woman has another personality - tell me, even if it is Miss Malfoy, are you sure you can understand what she is thinking?"

Harry thought about it and let out a long "hmm".

"Uh-no."

"That's right." Sirius clapped his hands and said earnestly, "So what you need to do most is not to make yourself fully understand women's hearts, which is futile... What you need to know most is how to make them happy."

"What if you can't make her happy no matter what you do?" Harry asked tentatively, "What if you have a girlfriend who you can't make happy no matter what you do?"

Sirius sneered.

"Then I will be unhappy - if you don't break up with a girlfriend like this quickly, do you want to keep her to spend Christmas with you?"

What you said makes so much sense, I'm speechless.

"Always remember one thing, Harry," Sirius said earnestly, "A woman who truly loves you will not act like you said - they will definitely be angry, and that's because you have offended them in some way... But a woman who truly loves you will understand your difficulties, so she will never make trouble unreasonably at inappropriate times."

"What if there is?"

Harry seems to have four bars hanging alone but he has to bar it - I want to bar it.

"That means she doesn't love you enough." Sirius said concisely: "I have made it very clear, Harry, no one will always love you, but there will always be someone who loves you - as the saying goes, the magic of application lies in one's heart, that's the truth."

Harry nodded ignorantly. Anyway, he listened to what Sirius said.

"Back to the subject," Harry said to Sirius, "why don't they let me learn advanced applications of Occlumency?"

"Oh, the reason is very simple." Sirius showed a mysterious smile: "These two women love you very much, and they both have a strong desire for control... So, the reason why they didn't teach you the brain block technique a hundred years ago is that they want to know what you are thinking."

"They did, though." Harry shrugged.

"That's because there's no other way." Sirius smiled: "They have made some progress, but they have only made limited progress..."

"Ugh……"

Harry sighed. "What to do then? Besides the two of them, who else knows the advanced application of Occlumency? Dumbledore?"

Sirius was quick to dispel Harry's claims.

"No, Dumbledore has been very busy lately." He said to Harry, "He doesn't know what to do recently. He keeps going to France and Eastern Europe... As for why, he has always been very secretive... Let me think about it, let me think..."

However, after thinking for a while, Sirius really couldn't think of any suitable candidate.

"Eh?" Harry suddenly raised a finger: "How about Professor Snape? I remember he was an undercover..."

Sirius's face froze when he heard what Harry said.

(Ask for monthly ticket)

(End of this chapter)