Chapter 80 Nine Fairies
Although Tang Tong is not good at this or that and his fighting ability is not even as good as Tiedan's little finger, he is knowledgeable, especially about the Xuanmen. He can talk about all kinds of crooked ways and messy gossip in a coherent manner.

So the two of them divided the work, Tiedan chopped wood and fought monsters, and Tang Tong followed him and talked non-stop.

"Okay! Now let's talk about the nine immortals of Xuanmen!"

Tiedan frowned.

"That's too many, reduce it to four."

Tang Tong complained,
"You're bargaining like you're buying groceries! How can you get such a discount?!"

Tiedan dodged to the left and jumped to the right, avoiding the attack of the mandrill.
"Anyway, these famous fairies are either someone's wife or someone's mother. With your limited ability, what are you thinking about?"

Tang Tong shook his head.
"Brother Tiezi, you don't understand. So what if you've been in a relationship? So what if you've had a baby? We are all people who have left the world, cultivating immortals and seeking the Tao. We are extraordinary and can't be judged by common sense. Although the current atmosphere is still relatively conservative and there can only be one couple, there can still be many Taoist partners!

Today you are in seclusion in Qianzhou, and you are practicing with your fellow Taoists in Qianzhou. Tomorrow you will go to Zhenzhou for training, and you can also make progress together with your fellow Taoists in Zhenzhou!

In this world, we should be free and unrestrained, and obtain the great Dao of Xuanmen Jindan. Even a few of us can live for 500 years. Wouldn't it be boring to always be with the same person, as an old couple?
So of course we need to be fraternal! Having some fun is good for the body and mind!"

Tiedan shook his head and sighed, then turned around and exposed his weakness, turning his head to look at Tang Tongdao on the tree.

"Is this the reason why you hooked up with 15 Qingtang Sect disciples at the same time? No wonder they call us the Demon Sect..."

The mandrill was fooled! A sudden attack!

Tiedan kicked his heels, and the divine sword energy hidden among the fallen leaves rushed towards him!

The mandrill was caught off guard and quickly turned to dodge, and a corner of his forehead was chopped off!
However, before it hit the ground, a green light flashed, and Tiedan pounced on it and chopped off its head.

Tang Tong was no longer surprised by these insidious tricks of his senior brother, and he was at ease.

"You don't understand again, Senior Brother. Do you think I know so much? Wasn't it all told to me by Saoburo? I was helping those guys write letters and replies to the senior sisters of Qingtang Sect, and slowly started chatting with them.

My situation is called tempering the heart in the world of mortals. Only by being knowledgeable and experienced, and walking among flowers without getting a single leaf on you, can you avoid being deceived in love!

Besides, there are only so many people in the Xuan Sect. We are beaten up wherever we go. We should make more friends. More friends means more paths to take!"

What he said was not wrong, but Tiedan was very skeptical that even if this guy, together with fifteen good friends from Qingtang Sect, could defeat the sword in his hand.

"This mandrill bone is good. I'll keep it for myself."

"It's up to you. You're the one who hit me. Stop interrupting me. What were we talking about?"

Tang Tong recalled,
"The nine great fairies of Xuanmen! Well, let's pick the four most famous ones to talk about. The first one...

By the way, let me make it clear in advance that there is no first in literature and no second in martial arts. Who among these fairies is the most beautiful depends entirely on personal preference. I am just relaying the mainstream views of people in and outside the mountains. "

Tiedan rolled his eyes, and silently skinned the mandrill, dug out its bones, mixed in the sword bone of his predecessor, and hid it in the gourd.

"Ahem!"

Then Tang Tong jumped up, put his hands behind his back, and walked back and forth on the branches telling stories.

"In fact, when it comes to Xuanmen fairies, the first one to be recommended is the Qingtang Sect of Wangwu Mountain! This sect is very famous and is the inheritance of the Bixia Dao, the direct line of Xuannv! People spread rumors that they are the Hehuan Demon Sect and play with the feelings of young cultivators, but that's not true! These are all rumors spread by the Demon Sect!

After all, you should know that there are differences between male and female Qigong. Xuannv was originally a woman. Theoretically, only the original Bixia Dao lineage is the true orthodox lineage of Xuanmen. I just don't know whether the descendants have limited qualifications or the inheritance is flawed. In short, no one in this lineage has been able to achieve the Dao. The more it is passed down, the fewer people there are. There are no more people left.

Therefore, this branch of the Qingtang Sect, Bixia, has taken a different approach! It is said that they have snatched the authentic dual cultivation tutorial from the Demon Palace Ziweiyuan! From then on, it enriched our Xuanmen dual cultivation path! It deduced the authentic secret method of the complementary yin and yang! The mutual generation of the five elements! The unity of the great way! The refinement of the breath of the Tao! It greatly improves the cultivation of both Taoist partners! It is most suitable for practicing together!

Moreover, the ancient inheritance of Qingtang Sect, a thousand miles of marriage is tied by a thread! Marriage matchmaking, matchmaking, matchmaking for others, getting married by yourself, one-stop service, that is the most professional!
So when it comes to fairies, the first one that cannot be avoided is the Qingtang Sect! There are many different opinions about the list of the nine fairies now, but at least three of them are from the Qingtang Sect! Especially the three real people Lianyue, Xiyue, and Qiayue! Wow! That's really amazing, although I haven't seen it, but I heard..."

Tiedan interrupted him.
"A real person? That means he must be at least five hundred years old?"

Tang Tong rolled his eyes.

"Hey! You don't know anything! You just need the accumulation of years and the cultural heritage to understand! What does a yellow-haired girl who is less than 60 years old know! She hasn't even cultivated her Qi smoothly! And she has a stubborn temper! She is always this and that, and she is always making trouble!
I tell you, the fairies who have seen the world are the best! They are all experienced fairies in the mortal world, and they are well versed in interpersonal communication! They treat people with grace and never make mistakes. When getting along with others, they are gentle, amiable, soft-spoken, and considerate! Moreover, they are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, and painting, and they know everything about elixirs, medicine, and divination. They are really the most perfect and virtuous wives when it comes to business calculations!

Except that maybe her connections are too wide, her friends are too many, and her skills are too proficient, some people might be more concerned, but if she is married as the main wife, the connections of Qingtang Sect can provide a huge boost to the family, and she has connections everywhere, which is almost perfect!"

"Family..."

Tiedan gradually understood what he said.

This guy Tang Tong is really the kind of cultivator who is determined to develop in the direction of a powerful family.

Some people might dislike hats and such, but he just wanted to marry a sister of the Qingtang Sect who had extensive social connections and bring her home. Together, the couple could develop the family with the support of their connections, making it bigger and stronger, and not letting down the three thousand kilograms of coal and charcoal that his family had raised for him...

Tang Tong, haha.
"Haha, and the Qingtang Sect's skills in bed are also unique! They have been specially practiced in secret, and it is said that there are 360 ​​moves! It is secretly in line with the Zhoutian Xing Dao! It is different every year, hehe! And those secret Chinese medicines, hehe, you know..." Tiedan glanced at him,

"Don't go too far. Be careful of being struck by lightning."

Perhaps he was worried that he would reveal the secrets of heaven if he spoke too much, so Tang Tong wiped his saliva, jumped down from the tree, and put his arm around Tiedan's shoulders.

"Brother Tiezi, don't be so conservative. The relationship between a man and a woman is wonderful. There is nothing to resist. Even if you practice the Self-Sacrificing Sword, you can still let your soul leave your body and experience it through someone else's flesh and blood!"

"You're still borrowing someone else's body, so whose body does it belong to..."

"Why do you care who it belongs to? Just have fun and enjoy yourself! Besides, we are practicing together and making progress together. It's not like someone is taking our essence away! There's nothing to lose!"

Tang Tong also knew that this senior brother was a country bumpkin, so he patiently gave him instructions.
"If you don't like the reputation of the Qingtang Sect, or think that it's too troublesome to handle interpersonal relationships with fellow Xuanmen sect members, that's fine. We still have the Demon Sect."

"Demon Cult!"

Tiedan's eyes became sharp.

However, Tiedan's eyes were always so sharp, so Tang Tong didn't care.
"That's right! The saintess of the Demon Cult can usually occupy two or three seats on the list of the nine fairies, and wow! They are proficient in the magic of the soul and the evil ways of foreign countries! Don't play with them too much! Human body, flesh body, puppet body! Demon body, demon body, soul body! You can't think of it! There is nothing she can't do!

The best thing is that you don't have to worry about it! She is from the Demon Cult! If you are interested, play with her, and if you are bored, just kill her! How about it! Pretty straightforward! Pretty cruel! Pretty cold-blooded! Isn't it to your taste, brother?"

Tiedan couldn't help but frown when he heard this.

"Can they occupy two or three seats? Why isn't the Saint alone?"

Tang Tong stroked his cheek.
"I don't know. I heard that she was originally one person, but the magic she practiced was strange, which separated her soul and spirit, so she could have many reincarnations at the same time. Therefore, as long as their memories are awakened, they are all considered to be saints.

In short, the mission of these saints is to seduce the rising generation of Xuanmen like us, the young heroes, the genius Daozi! They especially like to pretend to be delicate and soft, to arouse the sympathy of a straight man like you, and then find ways to lead you into the Demon Sect, to let those blood gods and old demons take over their bodies and use them as containers for their Dao bodies! This is really to eat you up! To play with your feelings, to take your body and even your life! A great revenge for the destruction of your soul!
So, brother, once you see the Saint of the Demon Sect, you must not show mercy! Just show your ruthlessness and fight back! Kill her as soon as possible! "

Tiedan had a blank expression on his face.

Tang Tong, "Killing a saint girl is a great achievement for Xuanmen. Take her head to any Xuanmen to exchange for natural treasures and secret manuals of divine skills."

Tiedan's eyes lit up.
"Where is the Saint? How to identify her? What's the trick?"

Tang Tong,
"How would I know? None of my fifteen pen pals are saints in the devil's cult."

Tiedan: "Tsk..."

Tang Tong,
“In short, the Qingtang Sect and the Saintess of the Demon Sect often occupy the majority of the nine fairy lists, but they also have hidden intentions and calculations, and they actively spend money to find people to vote on the list to deliberately increase their popularity, so just take a look and don’t believe everything.

What I am going to introduce to you now are the four fairies that are highly recommended by everyone and are genuine!"

Tiedan was speechless.

"You haven't started yet!"

Tang Tong straightened his waist.
"Of course, we haven't started yet. Let's talk about the legends of the four great fairies! Even four books would not be enough to finish it! Just listen to me and I will tell you slowly..."

Tiedan: "You'd better stop talking."

Tang Tong was dissatisfied.
"Hey! I'm so thirsty! I'm so hot! Why are you so stubborn? Now comes the interesting part..."

Then he shut up.

Because Tang Tong saw that Tiedan held the sword in his left hand, made a gesture with his right hand, and flicked the sword body with a ding-dong sound, shaking off a layer of blood mist, and then he stroked along the spine of the sword, spreading the golden and white divine sword energy from his fingertips like a frosty edge.

The frosty and cold sword light shone on Tang Tong's face, and just one look at it made his heart ache.

Tang Tong swallowed his saliva. He knew that if Tiedan got annoyed and wanted to chop him to pieces, he could just raise his hand and there was no need to use the Qi Sword.

and so……

So Tang Tong turned around and heard the sound of wind and falling leaves coming from the woods behind him.

Then, out of the corner of his eye, he saw rows of leaves all around him breaking without wind and being knocked down by rows of sword lights. In the blink of an eye, a flat area was cut out around the two of them.

Then, one by one, figures wearing conical hats and green robes came up silently from the treetops, from the branches, and from all directions, like mountain spirits and ghosts, like ghosts seeking revenge.

Then Tang Tong heard Tiedan say in his ear.

"Can I kill him?"

(End of this chapter)

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