Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation.

Chapter 246 The Siren's Butt Gnawing! (4.4K votes please!)
Bang, bang, bang!
As Herbert walked, the "huge" fish carried on his shoulders also shook up and down, and its head rose and fell.

Miss Siren's beautiful face kept rising and falling, coming into close contact with Herbert's buttocks.

Duang——Duang——Duang——

Finally, after being pushed open by the elastic muscles for the seventeenth time, Freme, who had her eyes closed, could no longer pretend to be asleep.

"……snort!!!"

She suddenly opened her eyes, snorted in shame and annoyance, and complained unhappily: "Hey! You're not done yet, are you?"

I admit that your butt is really nice and feels good to the touch, and I used to like pinching it... but you can't touch my face with your butt over and over again!
Are you doing this on purpose?

But even after her outburst, Herbert still ignored her, immersed in the state of being lost on the way home after catching a huge fish.

Fisherman lost state.JPG
Alas, why can’t I find my way home?

Eh!
My friend, how did you know that I caught such a huge fish today?

Hey hey hey!
Don't go! I haven't asked you for directions yet.

Come back soon... Eh? You really came back?
Hey, do you want to take another look at my big fish?

……

Although, Herbert didn’t actually catch any fish and had no friends or family to show off to.

But as fishermen, this spirit of joy is something we can all relate to!

Is the important part of the story of the old man and the sea about catching the big fish?

Do not!
The real core of the story is that the old man defeated the big fish and won a real victory!

Herbert, also won.

In the land duel with Miss Siren, he used his skillful techniques and eloquent speech to achieve a complete victory in the one-on-one combat!
Eventually, he succeeded in completely defeating the big fish, which became the trophy he carried on his shoulders.

This is a victory for the fisherman.

This great victory belongs to mankind!
This honor goes to...

Just as Herbert was immersed in the joy of victory, he did not notice that the big fish he defeated had regained consciousness.

Not only that, she has become quite dangerous at this moment!
"I told you to ignore me!"

Freme, who had been ignored for a while, became furious and for some reason bit the butt in front of her viciously.

Don't ask her why she bites?
She doesn't know either.

If I had to have an answer... "It's there."

Because it was there, she bit it.

Ah——Woo!

Click!

The fangs in the siren's mouth suddenly became sharp, pierced through the leather armor, and bit the boy's butt hard.

"Um!!?"

At the moment when his butt was about to be hit hard, Herbert's expression changed immediately.

not good!

Someone sneaked up on my hook!

He frowned, squeezed his legs together, and tensed his muscles!

But this sharp reaction was useless - the siren's fangs still bit Herbert's butt.

"Hiss—ha!"

Herbert's countenance became quite remarkable at this moment.

There is red in the white, and black in the red...

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Don't really bite me!"

Are you a dog?
Aren't you a siren? Why are you biting me?

Could it be a sea lion?

Although Freme was very sensible and didn't bite through the flesh, she didn't even break the skin.

But even if the defense is not officially broken, the pain is real.

It’s as painful as “rainy night, viaduct, and Maybach”!

It hurts too much.

If this pain could be further described, it would be "little monster, the best, shriveled"... cough.

In short, it hurts.

Herbert turned back helplessly and pushed Miss Siren's head, hoping that she would show mercy.

"Let go, dear Miss Flemme, and stop biting!"

If I want to bite you, go bite somewhere else!

Not allowed there!
What's wrong with you?

Even Valentina has never bitten me like this!

How come you are more childish than her?

Freyme finally let go of her mouth and snorted, "Heh, heh, I'll let you ignore me again!"

After that, she thoughtfully provided after-sales service and used healing magic on Herbert's butt...well, water elemental magic.

laugh--

When the cool drops of water hit the skin of his buttocks, Herbert knew it.

Freme must not have forgiven herself yet.

This feeling of being both hot and cold is truly speechless.

What's this?
Artificial Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire?

"Well, no problem, hehe~"

After making sure that Herbert's butt was still intact, Freme patted it with a smile and pinched it.

After fully embodying the essence of the shrimp-headed siren, she floated away as if nothing had happened.

But before it flew very high, it fell again, returned to its original place, and continued to rely on Herbert's shoulder...but it turned in a different direction and headed forward.

If I get bumped around again this time... hmph.

I'll bite your head off!

Herbert felt her malicious and greedy look, his crotch tightened slightly, and he squeezed his buttocks tightly.

Make up for the howl.

Sure enough, boys must be careful when they go out!
Warm reminder: Friends who love fishing, please be sure to check before use, and be sure not to choose fish with teeth~
Not everyone is Grass Carp Brother.

Even though Herbert automatically inherited the title of "Grass Carp Brother II" after defeating Freme and had some of his former charm, he did not dare to say that he could really compare to that god-like man.

Can't compare, really can't compare.

How dare I compare myself with the real strong ones.

A weakling like me can only fall in love with intelligent creatures like dragons and sirens.

Thinking of this, Herbert suddenly noticed something crucial.

"Speaking of which, Nenasha."

[“Huh? What’s wrong?”] Nenasha’s voice was cold, and there was even a hint of disdain in her coldness.

Well, not bland.

The disgust and dissatisfaction were quite obvious.

Miss Xieshen didn't try to hide anything at all and expressed her dissatisfaction openly.

But Herbert didn't care about His tone and continued to ask, "Why didn't you remind me just now?"

He rubbed his still aching buttocks and complained, "I was about to be attacked by a legendary monster, couldn't you have taken the initiative to warn me?"

Herbert was being unreasonable - he himself was very clear about this.

But, this is exactly the feeling he wants!
If it wasn't intentional, Herbert wouldn't have asked this question!
This person is just a mean person.

You just have to be a bit servile from time to time, otherwise you'll feel uncomfortable all over, as if a siren is crawling on you.

As expected, Nenasha was angered by his unreasonable question and complained angrily: [“How dare you say that!!?”]

[“How would I know when to remind you? Who knows if that was just a trick between you two!”]

[“Isn’t it just biting each other? Haven’t you two done this enough before? Ah!!?”]

Nenasha expressed that she felt quite aggrieved.

Seriously, please act like a human being. This evil god doesn't want to be part of your flirting...

Is this my fault?

Should I be blamed for not reminding you?
Before you blame me, do you want to look at your own problems first?
No matter how you look at it, it's obvious that there are problems between you two!

I spend every day studying how to make the wind chimes sound the loudest, and how to make them move the quietest so as not to attract other people's attention...ha!

Who knows if you two are enjoying it? "Hahaha, look at you, you're anxious again."

Herbert smiled and shrugged... shaking the siren on his shoulder.

"Ok?"

Freme blinked and looked down at Herbert: "You're looking for me? Just tell me directly?"

Her eyes were fixed with a strange, suspicious look upon Herbert's expression.

"cough!"

Herbert coughed twice and smiled: "It's okay, just my shoulder doesn't feel well."

?

"What do you mean, are you complaining about my weight?"

"Uh, I..."

Herbert felt the mermaid's dangerous gaze and the fish tail gradually tightening around his body, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

Oh my, why do they all get defeated over this matter?

You are a siren, why do you care about your weight?
Valentina eats so much and doesn’t care about her weight!

Learn more from others!
Suddenly, Miss Siren turned her head sharply and said slowly: "Hmm? You were just thinking about another woman again, right?"

Herbert:?

"Uh……"

Freme was keenly aware of the change in Herbert's thoughts, raised her hand, pressed his cheek, and made him look into her eyes.

"Hey, don't go too far! Don't think about other women when you're with me!"

She said it was a threat, but the aggrieved tone made it sound like she was acting coquettishly.

Look at me.

I don’t care about other times, but when you and I are alone, can you please not look away?

Herbert felt a little embarrassed by her stare, and forced a smile: "Ahem, what are you talking about? I wasn't thinking about anyone else just now, you are a little too... uh, sensitive."

Correct.

Miss Freme, not only your body but also your mind seems to be too sensitive!

"……Um?"

Freme looked at Herbert doubtfully, then brought her nose close to his face and sniffed - unfortunately, she didn't have Valentina's talent and couldn't smell the scent of lies.

"really?"

"Really, really! Hey, why don't you believe me? Would I lie to you?"

Herbert almost patted his chest to make a promise.

How could I lie to you!

As for me, I just said, “I wasn’t thinking about anyone else (except Valentina) just now.”

As long as enough adjectives are placed in front of it, all language can become true.

In the end, she could only reluctantly accept Herbert's statement, curled her lips, and muttered: "...Oh, you'd better be!"

To be honest, Freme didn't really care that Herbert had a partner other than her.

Having multiple partners is a normal thing for a strong person.

Even if Herbert was really thinking about Valentina, Fremie would only be upset for a while.

Whether Herbert meant it or not, he showed his willingness to give in, and Fleury came down the stairs.

So Freme was just a little jealous, but she didn't really get angry.

Don't try to use human values ​​to replace monster society, and don't try to hijack their ideas.

Even though the two sides have been merging with each other for centuries, there are still quite obvious racial differences between humans and monsters.

The views on life and death, time, the world, ethics... all different.
What is needed for racial integration is to "seek common ground while reserving differences."

Even within the vague category of "monsters", there are huge differences between different races.

There are matriarchal societies, patriarchal societies, plant-based societies, and assembly-based societies...

What's more, even in a world where individual power has reached a very astonishing level, the development of human society in this world is still in the Middle Ages.

In order to harvest faith, the gods have strangled some of the world's ways forward, causing their lambs to stay and will remain on this primitive level for a long time.

Hence the conclusion – gods are wise, while mortals are foolish.

Ordinary people's thinking is not very smart or pioneering, and they still follow the ancient etiquette and rules passed down by the older generation.

If we try to tell these residents of the Middle World some "advanced and scientific" knowledge, it will probably only backfire.

Just like many modern people cannot understand the openness of ancient people, and even feel puzzled by it.

For this situation, the first thing to be clear is that the ancient people just lived in ancient times, which does not mean that they were old-fashioned.

How they had fun back then? They spent much more money than you do!

Although Herbert has modern wisdom, his life experiences have also shaped him into a true native.

Especially since he was an aristocrat who mingled in the social dance circle, he knew very well how to please others.

Herbert knew how to deal with a situation like Freme's.

Seeing Freme's puffy cheeks, he couldn't help but poke them gently.

stamp.

"Pfft! Hey, you!?"

Herbert succeeded and changed the subject before she got angry: "By the way, you have to get off me and change back to your previous outfit."

"You guy...oh, okay."

Freme also knew that she couldn't act as she pleased in this place. She had to return in the same way she left.

Otherwise, it would cause trouble for Herbert.

"Okay, I'll dress up then."

Frey reluctantly took it off Herbert, and finally took the opportunity to wipe it off, smiling triumphantly.

She noticed that she had almost awakened little Herbert's fighting form again.

When it's good, stop it, when it's good, stop it.

Although she could still hold on physically, mentally she was still not used to the joy of losing control of herself.

feel a little scared.

"Haha~"

Freme, feeling in a good mood, took out her alchemical legs and inserted them into her tail again.

Freme shook her fingers, and a layer of mist enveloped her body. She transformed herself and returned to her original appearance in the monastery.

The gorgeous long skirt covered the slight gap between her legs, and there was a black veil on her head to hide her face.

She lifted the hem of her skirt and bowed slightly to Herbert, then held out her hand. When she was done, she couldn't help laughing.

"Haha, I'm still not used to this kind of clothing."

But Herbert did not refuse. Instead, he bent down to thank her and took her hand.

Herbert took hold of Freme's hand, and with a gentle tug, he lifted her up horizontally despite her difficulty walking.

Well, the fish catch was picked up again!

Herbert looked at Freme, who was in a good mood, smiled without saying a word, and strode towards the monastery.

"Well, that's it, let's go all the way back."

Folks of the Misty Abbey, tremble!
Your long-lost emperor is coming back!

……

"What's happening here?"

Herbert held his "catch" in his hands and looked at the crowds of people in front of the monastery from afar.

Is this to welcome us?

This doesn't need to be such a big deal, right?
Just when Herbert was wondering, he saw several familiar faces in the crowd.

"Oh? It's Fao and the others. Let's go and ask them what's going on."

Just as Herbert was about to sneak over to find out what was going on, Fao and his companions were surrounded by a dozen people.

Ok?
In the crowd, the tall monk Varo patted his chest and shouted at the top of his voice:
"Lord Herbert won't die easily! We've seen him before!"

"You have no idea how frightening and shocking that scene was!"

"So, he should be the true champion of this monster hunt!"

Herbert:?

Eh?
me?

(End of this chapter)