Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation.

Chapter 498 Let me spit on you!
Not right.

This guy is really acting strange, isn't he?

"..."

At this moment, Herbert had a lot to complain about.

You kept telling me not to cross the line, but you yourself did something so shameless.

Is this right?
Isn't that a double standard?
What kind of kind person would come up and suck someone's fingers like that?
You're despicable, you must be lusting after my body!

In Herbert's mind, this mirror demon girl's danger level was starting to approach that of Valentina. All she talked about was sports and such; she was just a wicked monster girl who wanted to eat him.

too frightening.

Indeed, boys really need to be extra careful when they're out and about!
After drinking enough blood, Lucaria released Herbert's fingers and licked her lips contentedly.

"Ha, I didn't realize your blood was so... um?"

Looking up, Luccalia noticed Herbert's strange gaze. She frowned slightly and asked, puzzled, "What's wrong? Why are you looking at me like that all of a sudden? Is there a problem?"

Faced with her behavior—whether genuinely naive or feigning ignorance—Herbert was at a loss for words and asked in return, "Didn't you notice? Don't you really think there's anything wrong with your behavior?"

Herbert held up his still somewhat glistening fingertips, looked at her silvery tongue, and then at his own fingers.

This one, that one, yours, understand?

"..."

Luccaria frowned even more, her expression becoming even more puzzled: "What could be the problem?"

Hearing Miss Mirror say that, Herbert was completely certain that this guy was just pretending to be stupid.

After confirming that the other party was indeed just putting on a brave face, Herbert's smile gradually became playful.

Oh, still pretending with me, huh?
Row.

Then you just wait and see, you'd better not regret it.

Seeing Herbert's dangerous gaze, Luccalia seemed to realize that continuing to pretend would not end well, but she was really unwilling to just honestly admit it.

It's really embarrassing to be manipulated so soon after signing the contract.

Lucaria paused for a moment, then her expression changed, revealing a playful smile as she seductively licked her lips with her silver tongue.

She winked at Herbert and teased, "Oh, is this a little too exciting for a child like you?"

"Herbert, my friend, don't forget the contract we just made."

Oh ho?

Herbert burst out laughing after hearing this, completely guessing how Miss Mirror Demon planned to evade his questions.

So you're going to use this trick?
Are you trying to act like a mature older sister to me, treating me like a clueless young chef?
Row.

Then I'll show you what a real male chef is like!
"Oh, I see!"

Herbert nodded thoughtfully, looking enlightened: "So, it's actually because I care too much that I feel there's something wrong with it."

"In other words, if I don't care, then this behavior doesn't actually have any hint or other meaning at all, is that right?"

Oh!
"Yes, yes, that's exactly what I meant!"

Lucaria was very pleased with Herbert's thoughtfulness; he even provided the excuse she hadn't thought of herself.

Yes, that’s what I thought.

"You're just too concerned about these things, which is why you've fallen into this useless misconception. If you could let go of these things like I do, you wouldn't be bothered by them at all."

"Yes, you're too obsessed with romance. If you didn't focus on those things, you'd be even stronger now!"

Normally, she should have stopped here, but Lucaria, who was in a winning position, got a little carried away.

She even started gossiping about Herbert's private life, complaining about his frequent indecent acts in the juvenile detention center.

It's all because you're too horny that I always get caught whenever I'm spying around!
You're always either lying on top of someone or being pinned down; you never get a moment's peace.

Faced with Lucaria's stubbornness and her clueless pointing fingers, Herbert shook his head and stopped arguing.

He said nothing, but took a step closer to her, and then... grabbed her slender, smooth wrist.

! ! ?

"Wait! What are you going to do?"

Lucaria, who was laughing and gesturing just a second ago, panicked on the spot. Her expression changed, and she hurriedly ran backward, trying to crawl back into the mirror.

and many more!

what are you up to!!?
Although Herbert cannot use power beyond a certain range at the moment, his physique is strong enough that he can easily hold the weak mirror demon in his hand and give her no chance to escape.

Want to run?

Not that easy!
"Don't worry, I won't do anything strange to you."

Lucaria didn't believe it at all and immediately retorted, "Impossible! You don't look like someone who can't do anything!"

"Ah."

Herbert sneered, then lowered his head with a resolute expression, looked at the flustered Mirror Demon, and said in a deep voice, "However, since you say so, then I won't pretend anymore."

I showed my cards, I stopped pretending.

Since everyone here is a pervert, I'm not going to pretend to be a gentleman anymore.

"Since you just said that sucking your fingers isn't a strange thing, then you certainly won't refuse my next reasonable request, right?"

???

"What, what request?"

"It's simple, just let me slurp it a bit."

"ah!!?"

The Mirror Demon, who had initially held onto a sliver of hope about what Herbert was planning, completely broke down upon hearing the demands, her expression instantly crumbling.

You're a pervert!

No, do you want to hear what weird stuff you're saying?
At this moment, not only was Miss Mirror Demon unable to accept this overly "reasonable" request, but even Miss Harmony Goddess, who always loved to stir up trouble, couldn't help but complain:
"Hiss! Herbert, uh, as expected of you, you always manage to surprise me."

You really have a job!
Every time Nena thought she had figured out Herbert's bottom line in one blow, he would reveal an even lower and more flexible one.

As expected of you.

Truly a worthy ally I value!

I have such good taste!
"No, Herbert, I was wrong!"

Lucaria looked at Herbert with terror, struggling desperately, feeling a fear she had never experienced before.

No, you can't!
"No, no, no—no! Let me go!"

Unfortunately, the giant hand held her tightly like an iron clamp, and not only that, but also a special force controlled her body, preventing her avatar from dissipating and escaping.

This power is clearly not something Herbert can currently possess. What special item does he have that can bind my body?
A special artifact?
Herbert certainly didn't possess any divine artifacts, but his ability to lock down the Epic Mirror Demon must have been aided by some divine power.

—Yes, it was Nenasha who did it.

How could she possibly miss out on such a fun and interesting opportunity?

Before Herbert even had to say a word, Nenasha took the initiative to lend a helping hand and pinned down the Mirror Demon who was trying to escape.

Stop right there! Don't move!

If you leave, what kind of entertainment will I have? "What's the big deal?"

Herbert smiled, enjoying the sight of Luccalia on the verge of tears. A slight upturn of his lips, he pleasedly pulled her a little closer to him.

Why do you look so uneasy? Did I do something wrong? Or did I misunderstand what you just said?

He asked knowingly, "Since you've already said it's 'normal behavior,' what reason do you have to refuse me now?"

"Or do you really look down on our friendship?"

At this moment, Lucaria panicked completely and could no longer maintain her superior and critical attitude. She began to humbly plead with Herbert.

Herbert has now made his stance clear—no matter what you say, he's as firm as iron!

There's no point in saying more. If you have a clear conscience, then let me have a bite!
Since you just sucked on my fingers, I'll suck on yours too!

That's what fairness is!
Listen to me, let me nag you.

Then Herbert stopped asking Lucaria's opinion—since he couldn't get a satisfactory answer anyway, he simply stopped asking.

He pulled on Miss Mirror Demon's wrist, slowly lowered his head under her terrified gaze, and then... without hesitation, bit her clenched little fist.

bite.

"what!!!"

I, Herbert, am a true man, standing tall and upright!

If I say I'll tease you today, then I definitely will. I certainly won't pretend to be some kind of warm, cozy guy.

But Herbert didn't go that far and didn't use his forbidden tongue to lick around.

He simply bit the Mirror Demon's slender, glass-like fingers lightly with his teeth, then kissed the back of her hand.

Then, he released his wrist, lowered his head, and looked at the mirror demon with a smile, whose eyes were tightly closed in fear.

"Ahhh... um?"

Lucaria had initially thought she was about to suffer some terrible humiliation, but after the initial touch, nothing more happened.

She twitched her eyelids and tentatively opened her eyes slowly, only to see Herbert's smug, mischievous grin.

hiss!
Miss Mirror Demon immediately realized what was happening.

Oh no, we've been tricked!

Herbert turned the tables on her.

No further explanation is needed; this overreaction has already silently revealed their entire attitude.

All his previous pretense had vanished, and he was even ridiculed by Herbert.

We're doomed!

Not only that, Herbert added insult to injury by smilingly asking, "Clearly, between the two of us, you're the one who cares more, aren't you?"

"..."

Honestly, Luccaria really didn't want to answer this question, but at this moment, she had no choice.

All words are utterly inadequate; there is nothing more to say.

"Ugh!"

Miss Mirror Demon lowered her head dejectedly, helplessly accepting her dismal end, and sighed, "...Yes, I was too concerned. I was wrong."

"Well, that's good if you know."

Herbert admired his masterpiece with satisfaction, patted Lucaria on the shoulder, and comforted her, "Alright, don't think too much about it. I was just playing a little joke on you."

"This is just a simple test and doesn't prove anything. Don't dwell on it too much afterward. Try to think more positively."

"By the way, don't break the agreement we just made. Don't betray our friendship, understand?"

Herbert pressed his advantage, delivering a heavy blow with a slash, followed by three or four more strikes, leaving Lucalia's heart riddled with holes before finally releasing her and pushing open the portal to leave with satisfaction.

That felt great!

There's no rush to develop real-time communication capabilities. Right now, the most important thing is to let Lucaria calm down a bit and not push her too hard.

It's one thing to drive someone crazy, but it wouldn't be fun if they couldn't think straight and committed suicide.

We're counting on her to do the work.

You're already in such a terrible situation, you really need to stay healthy!
Click.

After the portal closed, Lucaria, looking distressed and dejected, slowly slumped her shoulders, but then quickly raised them again, letting out a pitiful cry.

"Ahhhh-"

Lucaria's grief-stricken expression flashed across all the mirrors in the Mirror Space at the same time, and countless voices simultaneously uttered deafening shouts.

"No way, is he crazy?! !!!"

"Crazy!"

"Someone please save me! Aaaaaah!"

Although Herbert's unexpected move was incredibly destructive, Luccaria didn't dwell on it too much.

She was, after all, an epic powerhouse who had lived through countless years, with a steadfast mind, and wouldn't be so foolish as to take her own life over such a trivial matter.

But the problem is—that's really awkward.

Is it scary?

Yes, it's scary.

This guy is fucking terrifying. He caught me completely off guard and just launched an unreasonable attack.

Moreover, what if he hadn't stopped there and had done something else instead?

Then I... Ouch!

"Wait! Why am I still thinking about these things? No, why am I thinking about them?!"

Realizing that her mindset was wrong, Luccaria pouted and squatted in front of the mirror, her lips twitching incessantly.

Oh no, did that just now because he wanted me to keep thinking about him and subtly change my feelings for him?
hiss!
What a terrible guy!

No, I can't just give up like this, I can't let him succeed.

Lucaria quickly tried to salvage the situation, muttering to herself, "It must be him who's the problem, right? Yes, it has nothing to do with me, it must be his fault..."

……

……

"It must be because of him!"

Elda.

The young priestess smiled and pointed at her blushing snake-woman best friend, continuing to berate her: "It's all Lord Herbert's fault for distracting you. Tell me, what were you thinking about just now? Was it something embarrassing—mmm!"

Teresa, who had been teased, covered Eunice's mouth with an embarrassed expression and gave Herbert, who had appeared behind her at some point, an awkward smile.

She now wishes she could strangle this outspoken and nasty best friend with her tail.

Yuni!
What are you saying, buddy?

Even if it's the absolute truth, you can't just say things like that!!!
(End of this chapter)