My monster derivative skills are the orthodox ones

Chapter 134: Holy Object - Cleansing Towel
Michael is an intruder?
The girls looked at each other and were suddenly stunned.

Their mission is to find Michael's broken angel heart, condense the godhood and expel the undead. But in Aragorn's mouth, Michael might actually be an invader?
"What's that look on your face?" Li Ye smiled, "This is all just my guess. After all, I don't know how the War of the Gods happened.

It is also possible that, like the current Oneid continent, when the undead invaded, humans, elves, and orcs united to fight against the undead, the Valar and the angels formed a coalition. In my impression, except for a few fallen angels, most angels are good people. "

"I know." The pointy-eared elf archer Firri said, "I have read the information about the fallen angels. Lucifer led one-third of the angels to rebel and was expelled from heaven, but I don't know what happened afterwards."

"..." Li Ye glanced at the elf and said, "There are many fallen angels. Lucifer is the most famous one. It's not surprising that you know him. There are also the charming angel Cecilia, the killing angel Xila, the desire angel Sasim, etc. Each of them has his own story..."

"Your Majesty, you know so much." Iris looked at Li Ye with admiration and said.

"I just had the luck to experience that era." Li Ye smiled, "Although I am known as the man closest to God, I am not a God after all. My biggest dream in life is to become a Maia like my teacher and serve the real gods."

"Your Majesty, can you tell us more stories about the ancient gods? Especially Michael's." Aisha said, "After the War of the Gods, we lost too much information about the gods. Perhaps we can find where the fragments of his divinity are scattered through Michael's story."

"Of course." Li Ye smiled and nodded. Just as he was about to speak, he suddenly shrugged his nose, looked at a blue-haired girl who had been silent in the crowd, and asked, "Lila, I remember your name is Leila, right?"

"Yes, Your Majesty Aragorn." Leila saluted Li Ye with a blushing face.

"You smell of blood, I think you may need my help." Li Ye looked at her and smiled gently.

Smell of blood?
Leila was stunned for a moment, and her face, which was slightly flushed just now, suddenly turned red.

With tears in her eyes, she hurriedly apologized to Li Ye: "I'm sorry, Your Majesty, I didn't know that my moon water would arrive early, and let the unclean thing hit you..."

"Unclean things?" Li Ye was stunned. "You call that unclean things?"

"Your Majesty, moon water has always been regarded as a symbol of uncleanness." Aisha explained with a blushing face, "During these few days, it is most vulnerable to disease invasion, and the fighting power will be weakened. We must wear red clothes to fight against uncleanness."

"Your Majesty, I'll take care of it right away." Leila said tearfully.

"Wait." Li Ye called her and took out a roll of toilet paper.

"Li Ye, what do you want to do?" Juanzhi keenly sensed that something was wrong and asked in horror in Li Ye's mind.

Li Ye ignored it, but tore off a large piece, folded it into the shape of a simple sanitary napkin, handed it to Leila, and said softly: "There has never been anything unclean, in our time, this is a very normal phenomenon.

As long as the treatment method is appropriate, you can completely stay away from disease and pain, and be like a normal person, always showing your sunny and happy side to the world. "

"Your Majesty, what is this?" Leila asked with a blushing face.

"It's used to suck blood." Li Ye explained to Leila the usage seriously, trying his best to appear natural and calm.

He watched a movie called "Assan's Partner" on Earth.

The protagonist brought great changes to the lives of women in the country of Asan by developing sanitary napkins, and had a heroic ending.

Originally, this item was not included in Li Ye's development and utilization of toilet paper.

But when the paper roll said that it liked to dye itself red, it suddenly gave him an inspiration. This is why the partner he asked Luo Ao to have must be a girl.

Women make up half of the world's population. If toilet paper is promoted in this way, its influence will definitely exceed that of watches.

After all, watches are not a necessity, but sanitary napkins are.

At least half of the people need it, and if we develop some other uses for it, the influence will definitely be huge.

As for how to fold sanitary napkins?

Before evil spirits invaded the earth, sanitary pads caused a big uproar due to quality issues, and various videos were teaching women how to make sanitary pads at home.

Li Ye also took a glance or two.

He had originally ignored the past, but after becoming a monster hunter, the memories of the past emerged clearly in his mind. He could even remember the color of his bed-mate's underwear in kindergarten, not to mention the videos he had watched.

"This..." Leila took the simple sanitary napkin, feeling a little overwhelmed. Her face turned even redder. She didn't expect that her first intimate contact with His Majesty would be like this.

Iris and others did not expect that His Majesty Aragon would pay attention to this issue. They were dumbfounded and looked at Li Ye with disbelief.

The huge contrast completely overturned their perception of this man who was closest to God.

His Majesty Aragon is truly a lecher!
This is the common voice of everyone.

Facing the gazes of so many young girls, Li Ye suddenly understood the embarrassment and awkwardness of the protagonist in "Asan's Partner".

If it wasn't for the derivative skills, he wouldn't do such a stupid thing!

But Li Ye never gives up halfway when he decides to do something.

What's more, promoting sanitary napkins in a world where they don't exist will definitely bring him huge profits.

As long as there is profit, capitalists can sell ropes to hang themselves, so what are sanitary napkins?
"Li Ye, you bastard, I can't stand with you." The scroll roared madly in Li Ye's mind, "I am the dignified Hun Tian Ling, but you use me to do such a thing."

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Li Ye ignored the roaring paper in his mind and frowned slightly, "Isn't this a very normal thing?" He raised the paper in his hand, "Do you know what this is called?"

"What?" Iris blushed and looked evasive.

After knowing what it was used for, she didn't even dare to look at the roll of white paper. She remembered that when they first met, His Majesty Aragorn held the white paper in his hand.

"The Cleansing Towel." Li Ye said, "It was invented by my teacher Gandalf for the benefit of women, to clean all the dirt in the world and make people purer. To be precise, it is a holy object."

"Holy object?"

"Gandalf invented it?"

Unbelievable sounds rang out one after another.

"Yes." Li Ye said seriously. He didn't want to take the blame, so he put the blame on Gandalf. "The teacher is a demigod, an assistant of the Valar, and he has many incarnations in the world.

When he was among the elves, he was called Mithrandir;
When it was a dwarf tribe, it was called Takong;

In the West it was once called O'Lorrin...

He transformed himself into millions of incarnations and walked around the world, just to help all living beings of all races relieve their suffering.

The Cleansing Cloth was a holy object he invented when he was incarnated as a woman and saw the pain and inconvenience that many women experienced every month.

My teacher has put so much effort into this, and you guys despise it?"

"We didn't." Iris retorted reflexively.

"No, I see disgust on your faces." Li Ye frowned and said, "You are ashamed of what the gods did for you. I don't really understand your thoughts. Do you think that what my teacher, a demigod, did was wrong?

If you don’t even love yourselves, who else can you expect to love you? To be honest, I am very disappointed in you…”

"..." Iris and others were all stunned.

"Your Majesty, we?" Elsa opened her mouth to explain, but didn't know how to explain.

"Your Majesty, we were wrong." Leila apologized quickly. She ran to the side and ran into the jungle beside the road. "I will change it right away."

"Li Ye, I'm dirty." The voice of the toilet paper was almost desperate, "I hate you."

"Hunyuan Golden Bowl." Li Ye was worried that Juanzhi would go berserk and lose his mind, so he spoke to comfort Juanzhi.

"What is Hunyuan Golden Bowl?" Aisha asked.

"Another holy object." Li Ye looked in the direction of the Undead Clan, "Just now, I sensed the breath of another holy object, but that breath disappeared in a flash. After the fall of the gods, there should still be many holy objects left by the gods in the world.

These relics possess great power. Finding them can also help us fight against the Scourge of the Undead..."

A trace of demonic aura quietly grew.

Perhaps because he felt his own strength growing, Toilet Paper's complaints gradually stopped.

It whispered in Li Ye's mind with an almost desperate voice, hypnotizing himself: "Hunyuan Jindou, Hunyuan Jindou, my future achievements will not be less than Hunyuan Jindou. Only those who have endured hardships can become the best of the best. A hero does not ask where he came from..."

After a moment, Leila ran back and saluted Li Ye with a red face: "Thank you, Your Majesty."

"How does it feel?" Li Ye asked.

"Very comfortable." Leila's face was hot and she whispered.

"That's the cleansing towel invented by my teacher." Li Ye said proudly, "Everyone, I know what I'm going to do next."

"Aren't we looking for the child of destiny?" Iris asked.

"This can be done at the same time as the search for the child of destiny." Li Ye said, "After the fall of the gods, you have lost too many things. First of all, I want to promote the teacher's clean towel."

"You want to promote the Clean Towel?" Elsa's eyes widened. "But doing so will affect your reputation."

Li Ye frowned, looked at Aisha and shook his head, saying, "Why can't I do what the teacher can do? I can't let what the teacher has worked so hard to accomplish be lost after ten thousand years.

Moreover, your thinking is wrong.

I think I know why you haven't been able to find the fragments of the Godhead.

Only pure girls can sense the divine nature, but deep down in your hearts you do not think that you are pure. You even feel ashamed of your bodies. How can you possibly find the heart of an angel?

True purity should be from body to mind, from the inside out.

Wash away the prejudices of the world against you, and wash away the stigma that the world, including yourselves, have placed on you, and only then can you truly become a pure girl. "

(End of this chapter)