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Chapter 137 The Magical Use of the Cleansing Towel

Grandfather paradox?

parallel world?

What exactly did the forbidden wizards in ancient times study?

It sounds so mysterious!
Compared to them, the forbidden magicians here spend their days thinking about how to develop more powerful magic. No wonder Li Ye looks down on them...

There are several mages among the girls around Li Ye.

The wisdom of mages is usually higher than that of swordsman orcs. They can hear the power of the grandfather paradox and parallel time and space, but they have no idea where to start researching them.

As a result, they admired Li Ye even more.

However, they were also worried because His Majesty Aragon seemed very determined to go back!

Perhaps they need some special methods to keep His Majesty in this world.

Although the theory of parallel universes sounds reasonable, what if Your Majesty goes back to the ancient times where he is destined to die?
They don't want such a good emperor to go back and die!

During a break when they stopped to eat, several girls avoided Li Ye and discussed countermeasures.

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"Elsa, we have to find a way to make His Majesty stay." Iris looked determined.

"Well." Elsa looked around at everyone and said, "Everyone think of a solution."

"Let him feel a sense of belonging to our world, and then he will naturally be reluctant to leave," said Joey.

"A sense of belonging?" Iris was stunned for a moment, and her eyes suddenly lit up. "I agree with Joey's idea. I am willing to become His Majesty's relative. If possible, I am willing to give birth to many children for him. What sense of belonging is stronger than having a wife and children?"

"Iris, what are you talking about?" Leila was extremely angry. "If I must give birth to a child for His Majesty, that person should be me..."

"You are dreaming." Emilia looked at the two helplessly and shook her head, "His Majesty Aragon will not touch us. Although he is very gentle to us, I can feel that he is alienated from us in his heart.

I have seen many men in the Fortress who, when hugging women, would like to put their hands under their skirts and rub them into their bodies.

Walking on the street, the burning eyes of those men seemed to want to eat us up.

Even when Marshal Luo Ao asked us to accompany His Majesty, he also told us clearly that His Majesty could do anything to us. You should understand what anything means!
But have you ever seen desire in the eyes of His Majesty Aragon?"

Several people looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time.

"That's right. From the time we left the fortress until now, even when we hugged him, his eyes have always been pure. He didn't have the slightest intention of blaspheming us." Emilia looked at Iris and Leila and said contemptuously, "He doesn't even want to touch you, and you still want to give birth to his children?"

"..." Iris stared at Aisha unwillingly, "You haven't tried it, so how do you know it's impossible? His Majesty said that everything depends on human effort, and you have to fight for everything yourself."

"Your Majesty is a kind man," Leila said. "His heart is very soft, like the holy cleansing cloth."

"It is precisely because he is kind that he will not touch you." Emilia said, "Because His Majesty's goal is to return to his original world, he will not leave any feelings or ties in this world, and he will not let anyone get hurt."

"Then what should we do?" Iris was stunned for a moment, and suddenly became anxious, "We can't just watch Mian go down and die!"

"Perhaps we can learn more about ancient times from His Majesty and help him realize his dream." Emilia said, "As long as His Majesty shows enough value, the bigwigs above will naturally find a way to keep him. The bigwigs are much wiser than us."

"And much meaner too," Elsa added.

"Elsa, maybe we have to resort to despicable means to keep His Majesty here!" Emilia laughed.

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Ah!
A bunch of smart little fellas!
Under Li Ye's perception, their whispers were exposed.

But this was exactly what he wanted. The reason why he told these girls so much was simply to use their mouths as a mouthpiece!
It is much more effective to use other people to publicize your success rather than bragging about it yourself.

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"Your Majesty, please tell us more stories about the gods in ancient times!"

"Of course, you want to hear the story of the Valar, or the story of Mount Olympus..."

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"Your Majesty, can you tell me about the parallel world?"

"Speaking of parallel worlds, we have to talk about quantum mechanics..."

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"Your Majesty, were the forbidden mages of ancient times all studying the nature of the world?"

"Only by understanding the nature of the world can we develop more powerful magic..."

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"Your Majesty, what is the name of the forbidden magic that caused you to travel through time?"

"The Wheel of Time and Space. At the time, I thought it was an offensive spell that caused damage to the enemy by cutting through time..."

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"Your Majesty, Gandalf gave you the real holy object. You must be his favorite disciple, right?"

"No, the reason why the Cleansing Towel is with me is because of a game that the teacher and I played. He hid a secret in the Cleansing Towel, and he was betting on how long it would take me to find it."

"What kind of secret?" "I don't know either. I have no idea yet. That's why I want you to use the Cleansing Towel more. Maybe if you use it more, you will discover the secret. You can also try to find the secret of the Cleansing Towel. Maybe the teacher has hidden some powerful power in it..."

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Amidst various casual questions and answers, Li Ye and his female group headed all the way to the rear of humanity, crossing the second line of defense of the coalition forces, the Huoshan Gorge, and the third line of defense, the Jiading Highlands.

Marshal Roald Neil had already reported back the matter of Aragon.

Under the vigorous propaganda, every soldier in the fortress knew about Aragorn, the disciple of Gandalf who returned from ancient times to save the world.

In order to cooperate with Marshal Luo Ao's plan to boost morale, Li Ye was given a grand reception wherever he went.

Moreover, in order to increase Aragorn's influence, and to further verify his strength.

At each line of defense, the general in charge of the fortress would invite Li Ye to show his strength after entertaining him.

Li Ye accepted it with pleasure.

So, he beat up the wind swordmaster Marshall, the orc berserker Kenneth, the water forbidden mage Reinhard, and the elf sharpshooter Ariana in turn on the two lines of defense...

In a one-on-one situation, the top masters of each race could only last two or three rounds at his hands at most, and would be beaten black and blue, unconscious, and then tied up by him with a clean towel like a dumpling.

Aragorn's magic is only used to interfere with the enemy. He really relies on his fists to defeat the enemy. He seems to like this way of defeating the enemy with fists.

then.

Li Ye earned the same title as Gandalf - melee mage.

Masters of various races were defeated by this young man one after another, but the morale of the coalition forces rose instead of falling.

Because the more powerful Aragorn is, the more it proves that his origins are true, the more it proves that his legend is true, and the more it proves that the hope of defeating the undead is real.

Aragorn, who had never been on a battlefield and became famous by fighting his own people, won the respect of everyone and became the hope of the world.

His fame surpassed that of all previous combat heroes in the coalition forces, and he was known to all soldiers and civilians.

Also becoming famous at the same time as Aragon was the sacred object from ancient times - the Cleansing Towel.

Before each battle, Aragorn would wipe his hands with the Towel of Purity and throw the wipes at his enemies.

According to him, the Cleansing Towel is a sacred object. Wiping your hands with it before a battle can wipe away the bad luck and misfortune along with the dirt on your body. Fighting with the cleanest body can win the favor of the goddess of luck and increase the probability of winning.
Similarly, throwing the clean towel that you have used to wipe your hands at your opponent also means throwing bad luck and misfortune to the other party...

The same principle applies to binding the captives with clean towels afterwards.

The prisoners of war are in bad luck after being defeated. Using a cleansing towel to tie up the enemy can isolate their bad luck. This was a common practice in wars in ancient times. The cleansing towel is a must-have for every warrior and even mage.

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Privately, the invention of the cleansing towel and other uses also spread.

When the demigod Gandalf incarnated as a woman and walked the earth, he felt the pain of women and created the Cleansing Towel to help every woman get through the most difficult days of each month.

Other uses of the cleansing towel were discovered later.

Not only women can use it, men can use it too.

Even in private, there is another legend that throwing a clean towel used by women at the enemy can bring extreme bad luck to the enemy and make them have bad luck. The more accurate the throwing, the worse the enemy's luck.

It is said that it can suppress demons...

People believe this firmly.

After all, moon water has always been regarded as an unclean thing, and it is normal for it to be contaminated by unclean holy objects and become a cursed weapon.

The soldiers witnessed the magic of the holy relic with their own eyes. The snow-white, soft, clean towel seemed to be inexhaustible. No matter how many times Aragorn used it to tie up enemies or how many people he gave it as a gift, it still remained the same.

then.

Aragorn's credibility is even higher, and everyone is proud to get a holy relic.

Only the legend of Aragon and the holy relics was circulated among the people and soldiers.

However, the top leaders of various defense lines learned more detailed information about Aragorn from Elsa and others.

such as:

The gods in ancient times were divided into several factions, including the Nordic faction, the Greek faction, the Eastern pantheon, the God pantheon, and so on.

The forbidden wizards in ancient times possessed the power to destroy the world. They studied the secrets of all things in the world and created a series of theories.

The grandfather paradox of time and quantum theory related to parallel time and space sound even more magical and mysterious.

It amazed the local wizards and gave them great inspiration. Every wizard longed to go back to the past or recreate the glory of the ancient times.

Even the forbidden wizard Reinhard and others who were defeated by Aragon regarded him as a confidant. They wanted to learn more about the knowledge and secrets of the ancient wizards from him and wanted to keep him in the fortress and talk with him all night long.

Marshal Luo Ao's worries had long since disappeared along with the theory of holy relics and parallel worlds.

Everyone on the back line of defense firmly believed that Aragorn was indeed from ancient times, or a parallel world...

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(End of this chapter)