My monster derivative skills are the orthodox ones
Chapter 139 I Don’t Want a Dirty and Stupid Body
Chapter 139 I Don’t Want a Dirty and Stupid Body
Aragorn, Gandalf's disciple from ten thousand years ago, traveled through time and came to this world?
When the news about Aragorn reached the Emerald City, Fiona, the time-traveler and the most popular star in the Gentlemen's Club, was completely stunned.
If there was no bizarre rumor that Gandalf invented sanitary napkins, she would think that this might be true, because there really is a Gandalf in this world...
But now, she was sure that Aragorn with black hair and black eyes was a time traveler like her.
And he is a time traveler from the East!
Damn!
Unexpectedly, there was a time traveler from the East who entered this world with her!
And he lied that he was Gandalf's disciple...
Have the people who bully this world never read The Lord of the Rings and don’t know Tolkien?
He is so brave!
……
Because of skin color and language issues, it is difficult for Western time travelers and Eastern time travelers to enter each other's world and integrate into it.
Compared to the whole world, they are aliens after all, but which world they will eventually travel to is not controlled by the time traveler.
In this regard, the solution given by Pandora headquarters is to keep a low profile, gradually integrate into the Eastern world from point to surface...
But this young man from the East was so bold that he gave himself a high-profile origin as soon as he appeared on the stage. The most important thing was that he succeeded.
I have to say, his method is very clever.
No one knows what people looked like ten thousand years ago or what their accents were like, so he used a clever method to perfectly solve the problems of appearance and accent.
If she could go back, she would definitely report this method to Pandora Headquarters, maybe she could get some rewards in return.
Although she admired the time traveler from the East, Fiona still felt a little headache and even anxious.
She knows the inside story of Pandora's Box and the Demon-Suppressing Tower. Only by combining the two can all the evil spirits be suppressed and peace return to the earth.
Fiona has always considered herself a reasonable and peace-loving person.
She believes that in the face of a disaster that threatens the entire planet, all human beings should put aside their past grudges and work together to overcome the difficulties, and the East and the West should join forces to fight against monsters.
However, the inherent arrogance and prejudice of Westerners towards the East prevented this plan from being realized.
Most people in the Pandora General Administration believe that they should use powerful force to seize the Demon-Suppressing Tower and control the entire world.
In their view, the appearance of Pandora's Box means not only disaster, but also evolution.
Through Pandora's Box, humans can surpass current technology, take a further step forward, and recreate the glory of the mythological era, just like the X-Men. Those who survive in the end are the new humans.
Moreover, there is another argument at Pandora headquarters.
Pandora's Box is a game of gods. The gods set the rules and hope to see them fight with the Demon-Suppressing Tower in the East. If they go against the gods' will, they will anger the gods and bring greater disasters to the earth.
In view of this, the time travelers from the East and the West are destined to be in hostility.
……
Fiona didn't want to be an enemy of that Eastern time traveler at all.
She is a time traveler who has experienced a time travel.
In the previous world, the monster she held was a stethoscope, and she successfully awakened two derivative skills.
One is truth identification, which can easily identify whether the other party is telling the truth or a lie;
Another is enhanced hearing, like Daredevil Matt Murdock, her hearing can easily cover an entire city.
With the help of these two abilities, she successfully avoided the pursuit of the evil spirit in the previous world and also secretly learned a lot of skills.
After being here for a month, Fiona has confirmed that the Skeleton King that is sweeping the world is the evil spirit she wants to eliminate.
The power of the Skeleton King made her despair.
Fiona had already made up her mind to hide behind humans for a year like in the previous world, and then be summoned back by Pandora's Box.
Only a fool would want to destroy the Skeleton King!
It would be even more perfect if I could get a few derivative skills.
Who knew that in addition to the Skeleton King, Aragorn from the East suddenly appeared. Fiona felt that her luck was really bad.
Aragorn's record is as brilliant as his reputation. He can easily defeat the Forbidden Mage as soon as he appears on the stage. He is definitely not a novice.
If you meet him, you're done for.
Fiona didn't dare to bet that Aragorn was as rational as herself. The time traveler from the East would definitely kill her at all costs.
Moreover, she has been in this world for a month and has not awakened any derivative skills.
……
"God bless you, please don't let that Oriental man find me. Let him go and duel with the Skeleton King!" Fiona held her small whip to her chest and closed her eyes to pray to God.
That's right.
The monster she possesses in this world is the small whip in her hand, the kind that is used with candles.
In order to maximize the effectiveness of the whip, she joined the largest club in Emerald City - the Gentlemen's Club.
In just one month, she had become the most popular geisha in the gentlemen's club, and many dignitaries were obsessed with her and fell at her feet.
Today, her influence is no longer limited to the Emerald City, but has spread to several surrounding towns.
"You never know when the undead will attack you. Once you become a undead, you won't be able to feel any happiness. In the limited time of life, you should enjoy yourself while you can."
This is Fiona's slogan for external publicity, which has been recognized by many people.
Of course, this is also her creed. Being a time traveler is a dangerous profession. You will either be corrupted by monsters, lose your mind, or die in another world.
Her life might be even shorter than that of people in this world, so why not enjoy it to the fullest?
now.
Fiona has a new title - Succubus.
It was from these dignitaries that she got the news about Aragorn.
"The demon spirits cannot determine each other's location. I hope Aragorn can't find me." Fiona held her little whip and made her second wish.
"Fiona, Earl Richard is waiting for you. I hope you can come over right away." The maid knocked on the door and shouted outside.
"Okay, I got it." Fiona responded and stood up to greet her guests.
Although she doesn't want to meet Aragorn, she still hopes to become stronger. After all, the earth is also dangerous.
A body transformed by demonic energy can resist almost any virus. You can play around without worrying about getting sick or even getting pregnant. It's so cool.
The bodies of men in another world are really amazing!
Thinking of the happiness that was about to come, Fiona instantly forgot about Aragorn.
She came to the dressing table and put on makeup beautifully in front of the mirror. She wanted to receive every guest with the most perfect attitude.
"What a stupid woman." A mocking voice suddenly came in my mind, full of contempt.
"Who, who is talking?" Fiona's hand that was applying lipstick suddenly stopped and she shouted in horror.
"Keep your voice down, you stupid woman. I've had enough of you." The voice continued to echo in her mind. "You make me sick."
"Who are you?" Fiona asked in a trembling voice, looking around.
"It's me, the whip in your hand." said Little Whip.
"You can talk?" Fiona's eyes widened. In panic, she dropped the whip on the ground. "You...you don't want to corrupt my mind, do you?"
"Pick me up." The whip's voice continued, "Idiot, I will not take over a disgusting body full of disgusting smells."
"..." Fiona was stunned for a moment, then picked up the whip again. She rolled her eyes a few times, "So, are you sure you won't destroy my sanity?"
"Too dirty." Little Whip gave a brief reply.
"This is really good and surprising news." Fiona suddenly smiled, "No wonder so many time travelers were corrupted, but I was safe and sound. It seems that I have found a good way to fight against the evil spirit's corruption. Maybe I should tell everyone about this method."
"Idiot." Little Whip snorted, "Not every monster is as mysophobic as me."
"Fiona, what are you doing? The Earl is waiting anxiously." The maid suddenly opened the door, looked at Fiona in front of the mirror, and urged.
"Ruixi, let the Earl wait for me for another five minutes. I still need to clean my body." Fiona turned around and smiled apologetically at the maid. "I want to receive the Earl with a clean body."
"Well, you'd better hurry." The maid shook her head and left again, closing the door behind her.
"Little Whip, are you all sane?" Fiona pricked up her ears, listened to the noise outside, and asked the whip in her hand.
"Yes." Little Whip said, "Stupid woman, you'd better not tell anyone that I have regained my sanity. Otherwise, I don't mind taking over your body. Compared to losing my freedom, a dirty body is not unbearable."
"Of course, I respect your choice. Everyone should have their own freedom." Fiona looked at the whip in her hand excitedly. "Since you like freedom, how about I call you Fury?"
"It's up to you." said Little Whip.
"Okay, Fury, why didn't you speak before?" Fiona was excited that the monster could suddenly communicate with her.
"Because I don't want to pay attention to you." said Little Whip.
"I think you're afraid that I'll expose you!" Fiona smiled and asked, "Why are you suddenly talking now?"
"Because if I don't speak up, I will be killed by you, a stupid woman." Little Whip said, "There are three other powerful evil spirits in this world, and you only want to avoid them..."
"Three?" Fiona was stunned, her face pale, "One from Aragorn, one from the Skeleton King, and besides them, there is another evil spirit?"
"Yes." Little Whip said unhappily, "Are you scared now? Then why don't you try to make me stronger? The demons will grow stronger by devouring each other. One day, they will come to my door. I don't want to be killed by a stupid woman like you."
"You can sense each other?" As it was a matter of life and death, Fiona's expression finally became serious.
"Yes, the moment you come to this world, the other two demonic auras will know." Little Whip said, "Moreover, as long as we are close enough, we can sense each other's position."
"Oh my god, I didn't know these things before..." Fiona exclaimed. She held the whip and reapplied lipstick on herself. "It seems that I must make myself stronger as quickly as possible. Fury, you will help me, right?"
"Yeah." said Little Whip.
"Then what is the method that makes you powerful?" Fiona asked quickly.
"To expand my popularity and influence." said Little Whip.
Fiona froze again, and with a sad face, she asked, "But if you become more famous, won't we be exposed?
Damn, I finally understand why Aragorn used Gandalf's reputation to promote sanitary napkins.
A man actually chose sanitary napkins as a monster, is he a pervert?"
"..." Little Whip was speechless, "Idiot, even if it's just to survive, you have to make yourself stronger. As long as you are stronger than him, he will avoid you. Do you want to die?"
Only a devil wants to die!
Perhaps death stimulated Fiona. She took a deep breath and waved the whip in her hand: "Okay! Fury, I'll listen to you. I will use my whip of desire to conquer more men. Perhaps, I should learn from Aragon's propaganda method. It's time to let more people enjoy the beauty of desire..."
……
(End of this chapter)
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