My monster derivative skills are the orthodox ones

Chapter 375 The Ugly Heavenly Court

The next few months.

The Ministry of Works built the Heavenly Court, and the employees, armed with demonic artifacts, split into two groups to stir up trouble on the planets and hone their skills.

Public opinion, battles, reaping faith...

All sorts of tricks and schemes were employed, stirring up trouble and turning a perfectly good world into a complete mess in an instant.

Cultivation sects and secular nations surrendered to one side today and to the other tomorrow; one country even changed kings three times in one day.

The two sides are constantly vying for worldly power, and there's never a moment of peace.

After all, the derivative skills of demons require influence.

This time, however, Li Ye did not choose to remain hidden, but instead appeared and disappeared unpredictably on every battlefield.

When the two sides are locked in fierce combat, he will randomly capture a few monsters or giant beasts and skin them on the battlefield.

Combining the two derivative techniques of "Butcher Ding's Skill in Carving an Ox" and "The Prison of Knives on the Chopping Block," his knife skills are truly as dazzling as fireworks. In the blink of an eye, he can dissect a giant beast that is tens of meters long into pieces of meat.

Pleasant to the eye.

Nevertheless, when he began to cook, the fear in the hearts of the people below amplified dramatically due to the chef's intimidation, and they trembled with fear.

The fear persisted until he finished disassembling the ingredients.

After that, Li Ye will activate Demeter's ability to cycle through the seasons, causing some branches to grow, which will then be used to make skewers of grilled meat.

Hephaestus's fire control allowed him to achieve an unparalleled precision in controlling the heat...

Then, the onlookers began a new round of fear.

Originally, the two sides in the battle were the most eye-catching, but suddenly there was a chef outside the battlefield who was focused on cooking. Moreover, his cooking was frightening, which inevitably attracted attention.

Not only the civilians watching the battle in the city, but even the soldiers on both sides would frequently glance at Li Ye. Fear would lead to associations, and everyone was afraid that the kitchen knife in Li Ye's hand would fall on their heads...

Although both sides in the battle were on the same side, and the so-called battle was just an exhibition match to coordinate the use of derivative skills, the heavenly soldiers knew that Li Ye was not bloodthirsty, but they just couldn't control their fear!

The chef's intimidation only stopped when Li Ye finished cooking, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief, putting their minds at ease.

The heavenly soldiers had no appetite, especially since they had just been frightened, but they couldn't resist the fact that the meat being roasted over there belonged to their master!

Some clever people, quick-witted as ever, immediately stopped fighting as soon as Li Ye finished grilling the meat. They made exaggerated expressions, sniffed the air, and shouted, "It smells so good! I've never smelled such a wonderful aroma in my life! I'm stopping now, I'm going to eat some meat..."

The heavenly soldiers under Li Ye's command had long been corrupted; they were no longer proper heavenly soldiers. All they could think about was how to obtain the demonic creatures and how to soar to the heavens...

……

Someone takes the lead.

The remaining people immediately realized what was happening.

then.

Tens of thousands of heavenly soldiers immediately began their performance.

Heavenly soldiers charged through the enemy ranks, all to rush to Li Ye and snatch a piece of roasted meat...

Some of the heavenly soldiers deliberately rammed into the enemy's weapons, causing themselves to bleed profusely, just to crawl to Li Ye, snatch a piece of roasted meat and stuff it into their mouths, shouting as they did so, "To eat a bite of fresh meat, even death would be without regret!" Then, they swallowed large mouthfuls of meat and vomited large mouthfuls of blood, almost going mad.

Some of the heavenly soldiers managed to snatch the meat, eating it while tears streamed down their faces: "This meat is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Just one whiff of its aroma feels like my soul has been cleansed. The bottleneck that has been troubling me for so long has loosened. I need to go into seclusion immediately..."

As he spoke, he burst out of the crowd with wild laughter and fled into the distance.

……

Some cried, some made a fuss, some laughed, some shouted...

The battlefield was already in a very abnormal state, but now it seems to have gone mad; no one on the entire battlefield is fighting anymore.

In order to gain the right to use the demon again, the heavenly soldiers racked their brains to perform in front of Li Ye, just to leave him with the most profound impression.
Who says random is truly random?
If you make a good impression on your superiors, getting promoted next time will be a piece of cake!

The only ones who were completely bewildered were probably the various indigenous cultivation sects that had been coerced by the heavenly soldiers, and the audience in the city below.

They also smelled the fragrance, but it was just a fragrance, far from enough to drive them mad. So what was wrong with those heavenly soldiers?

Does ascending to heaven alter one's sense of taste and smell to be different from that of ordinary people?
wrong.

You are heavenly soldiers! It's one thing that you were affected by the enemy's magic weapons during the previous battles.

It's just a barbecue, why are you all making such a fuss about it?
The natives were completely dumbfounded as they watched the heavenly soldiers and generals fighting and weeping over a piece of roasted meat in the sky.

The world seemed to be split into two images.

Above is Li Ye showing off his knife skills while grilling meat, and a group of crazy, seemingly possessed heavenly soldiers;
Below them were the natives, looking up at the sky, utterly speechless...

Since the celestial soldiers came to this world, they have personally experienced the celestial soldiers' fighting style and witnessed their words and deeds. Their impression of the Heavenly Court has crumbled again and again, and even their belief in ascending to immortality has been shaken.

If the heavenly court I enter after ascension is like this, then it's better not to ascend at all!

……

The Pine and Crane School.

It was a sect recruited by Du Yu.

Du Yu bestowed upon them the cultivation techniques and promised to provide them with protection after their ascension, provided that they won a battle against demons and evil spirits.

The cultivators, who had been trapped for ten thousand years and unable to ascend, were overjoyed and all complied.

But once they entered the battlefield, they were greeted by being wildly swayed by electric light.

Du Yu's instructions to them were: when the red light flashed, they must immediately stop, no matter what they were doing; when the green light flashed, they must regain their mobility...

On the battlefield, this was a very absurd order.

But Du Yu was an immortal, and immortals naturally have their own plans.

No immortals have appeared in this world for ten thousand years, and all the natives do not believe that immortals would harm them.

Moreover, Du Yu exuded an aura of righteous indignation, so although the native cultivators found it strange, they still carried out the orders.

Anyway, the main force wasn't them, but the heavenly soldiers under the immortal's command. Then, they saw the demons on the other side.

The demon held an umbrella, and he was accompanied by heavenly soldiers and local cultivators.

The cultivators on the other side were just as skilled; when the battle began, everyone was dancing in the sky with an umbrella in hand...

On one side was singing and dancing, on the other side was walking and stopping. In the end, the two sides met and fought each other.

Before either side could determine a winner.

The battlefield now has another cook, and that's how things have turned out this way...

"Sect Leader, have the immortals gone mad?" The Vice Sect Leader of the Pine Crane Sect asked in astonishment, watching the farce unfolding in the sky.

"You're asking me? Who should I ask?" The sect leader looked conflicted, completely unsure how to respond.

"Are they really immortals?" someone asked. "Or are they just frauds?"

"Those people are incredibly powerful and have immense divine strength. One of them can suppress our entire sect. If they weren't immortals, how could they be so powerful?" someone nearby sighed.

"But how could an immortal be like this? He's nothing like the immortals described in the records..."

"Perhaps that's why the Heavenly Court was ultimately destroyed!"

"If all immortals are like this, I don't even want to ascend anymore. They look like clowns on a stage." An elder of a sect frowned, his face full of disdain. "It's just a bite of roasted meat, how can they produce such an exaggerated effect? ​​It looks like a group of immortals flattering that person."

"Isn't that just flattery!" someone nearby exclaimed, suddenly realizing, "That's how the eunuchs in the palace fawn over the emperor..."

"Is everything Mo Fei does in this world just to please this young man and make him happy?" The leader of the Songhe Sect looked up at the sky, his face filled with sorrow. "As expected, even immortals are human. That young man is probably some kind of privileged son of an official! How pathetic, how lamentable! I never imagined that the Celestial Court could be so corrupt. To flatter their superiors, they are willing to alarm the entire army and disrupt the order of an entire world! Dirty, truly dirty. I am ashamed to be associated with you..."

The leader of the Pine Crane Sect bitterly denounced the ugliness of the Heavenly Court.

Sudden.

A voice came from the sky. Li Ye looked at him with a smile, and a ray of light wrapped up some roasted meat and presented it to him: "Zhang He, how about eating a skewer of my roasted meat to help you ascend to immortality?"

Zhang He froze for a moment, then suddenly lunged at the roasted meat, grabbed it, and took huge bites. Tears streamed down his face as he ate: "It's so delicious! I've lived for hundreds of years and have never tasted such delicious roasted meat. I wouldn't trade this for even being given a god! It's so fragrant..."

"Sect Leader, you..." The Vice Sect Leader was speechless with astonishment.

"What?" Zhang He interrupted him sharply, "I'm a man of principle. Do you think I'm doing this to become an immortal? I simply love eating this meat..."

(End of this chapter)