Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 105: The desert is uninhabited for thousands of miles? Fake!

Don’t underestimate frostbite, but any disease that is not treated is very terrible. It can cause disability and has a great impact on morale. Don’t underestimate frostbite cream, but it can really improve happiness.

Apply a small amount to the affected area, and the burning sensation will disappear quickly, followed by coolness and comfort. When you are blown by cold wind again, you will no longer feel the pain like a knife cutting flesh.

Soldiers at all levels said it was good after using it and found it very mysterious. However, they felt that how the oil, which was used to cook rice yesterday, could become a miracle drug that could cure all diseases today was beyond their understanding.

General Guo Yingguo was distributing ointment to his soldiers while sighing, "I never expected that a problem that has remained unsolved for hundreds of years could be solved overnight by my nephew. Sigh... just look at these useless people in the court. They are obviously capable of doing something."

The lieutenant general beside him chuckled and said, "General Guo, don't be angry. Don't you know the maggots in the court? Yesterday, the young master said that this recipe is worth tens of thousands of taels. Our lives as soldiers are cheap, so it's not worth it for the masters to spend so much money on us. This young master is the godson of General Guo, so he is naturally one of our own. Look, only our own people care about our own people."

General Guo Ying sighed, watching these soldiers under his command who were guarding the border for the country being so excited just because of a small piece of frostbite ointment. He felt really sad. Those dirty guys in the capital hid in the south and abandoned the soldiers on the northern passes. It was no wonder that the guards of other passes had secret dealings with foreign tribes. If it weren't for the training of his Guo family that would not allow him to do so, it would be better to abandon Yanmen Pass.

Of course, this matter can only be thought about in one's mind. If one speaks out, the next person who comes will not be this "little nephew", but the big brother holding the whip. I can't afford to offend... I can't afford to offend...

At this moment, Xia Lin came over with Miss Tang. He said to Guo Ying, "Uncle Guo, I will leave for the grassland today. My baby will have to be placed in Yanmen Pass first. Uncle Guo, please take good care of her and don't let those crazy bees and butterflies disturb her."

Miss Tang pinched Xia Lin's butt hard from behind. She didn't expect this guy to be so outspoken. But Guo Ying, like Lao Guo, was a soldier all his life. He liked to be straightforward. After hearing what Xia Lin said, he waved his hand and said, "Don't worry. How can we let others disturb our daughter-in-law? I will twist off the head of anyone who dares to do so."

When she heard the name of her own daughter-in-law, Miss Tang's face turned red as if blood vessels were about to burst, but she didn't know what to say. She just pulled from behind, making Xia Lin grimace.

"But my dear nephew, this grassland and desert has a harsh climate, poor mountains and bad water. You must be very careful. You are so delicate and tender... be careful not to be chopped into minced meat. You won't even need to be stewed with water."

Xia Lin broke out in a cold sweat after hearing this. He was afraid that General Guo would mention the Jiba condom as Lao Zhang did. Fortunately, fortunately... Being older has its advantages, and Lao Zhang added water when stewing the臊子, but a serious northerner can tell that it is okay without adding water.

"Uncle Guo, don't worry."

"Do you understand what those bird people on the grassland say? Do you want me to pair you with some people who can speak bird language?"

I have to say, this guy just can't be approached at all. This makes him know that he is his eldest brother's adopted son, so they are naturally emotionally close to each other. Even such a rough man can think of such subtle aspects, which can be said to have racked his brains.

"Don't worry, Uncle Guo. I am fluent in Jie language."

Even Miss Tang was stunned when she heard this. She actually started talking to Xia Lin in Jie language: "When did you learn it? How come I don't know it?"

"I'm a language genius. I'm not kidding you."

When Xia Lin spoke Jie language, even the old guards nearby were shocked. Miss Tang's Jie language was still stiff, but Xia Lin's Jie language even had the accent of their royal court. If they didn't know that this guy had never been here, they would have to investigate his three generations.

Here we have to explain why Mr. Xia is a language genius. Before coming here, he was a member of the Fourth Department specializing in external affairs liaison. Of course, before that, he had also served as the leader of the anti-espionage team, but his greatest proficiency is his language talent, which can be described as a language genius. This is not a golden finger given by a mobile phone, but a natural skill given to him by his parents.

He is not only proficient in more than 37 languages, but also in more than 90% of domestic dialects including Wenzhou dialect. Even if he encounters a language he has never been exposed to, he can quickly summarize methods to learn the pronunciation, keywords and other content of the language based on his previous learning experience.

Let’s put it this way, he can master the language rules and character creation rules in a short period of time, which takes others several years to learn, and then he can pronounce them skillfully.

Some people may think this is exaggerated, but in fact, this is the guy who makes a living for President Xia. For him, real business is his main profession. When he was there, he wanted to sell anti-aircraft guns to the prince of the Middle East.

In order to come to the grassland this time, he spent more than half a year studying hard with the captives from the grassland in Fuliang. With his full talent for languages, he now speaks with an authentic Xiongnu royal court accent, and one can tell at a glance that he is a child who grew up eating sheep dung on the grassland.

So this mouth made Tang Baoer embarrassed, thinking: "I haven't seen him learn it, how can he be so skilled when he opens his mouth?"

"Okay, go ahead." General Guo patted Xia Lin on the shoulder and said, "Do a good job. If you can't make it with my eldest brother, you can come to your uncle Guo. Being a military advisor is not bad."

"Okay, I feel relieved with your words."

After that, of course, he came out of seclusion. Before coming out, he repeatedly warned Miss Tang not to flirt with other handsome guys, and Miss Tang said with a smile: "What if he flirts with me?" "Then I'll take out that guy's eyes and put two glass balls in his mouth and bury him alive on the prairie, and wait for archaeologists to come and say "Fuck you" thousands of years later."

"You stupid bastard, you just talk nonsense all day long." Miss Tang hit Xia Lin and said, "Hurry up and leave. The sooner you go, the sooner you will be back."

"Why don't you want to come out? This doesn't make sense."

Miss Tang smiled and said, "Our ancestors suffered from the Five Barbarians, so they set a rule that people of the Tang family can travel around the world but cannot go to the territory of the Five Barbarians. If the barbarians occupy our country, we must fight to the death. If we cannot defeat them, we must sacrifice our lives."

"Awesome." Xia Lin gave a thumbs up: "Okay, I'll take you to the grassland next time I have the chance."

"Huh?" Miss Tang didn't react for a moment.

Xia Lin didn't explain and hugged Miss Tang and pinched her plump buttocks before she could react. When she came to her senses, the bastard was already standing ten meters away and waving at her.

"Bad thing!"

Miss Tang cursed with a smile, then waved her hand and shouted, "Be careful, don't try to be brave!"

"Understood, don't worry."

After passing through the customs with more than fifty truckloads of goods, they began to move forward in the icy and frosty weather. In fact, most people were unwilling to come to the grassland to do business. One reason was that the conditions were too bad, and the other was that the people here were very barbaric. If they were not careful, they would be left behind and used as meat sauce.

The team this time used only the top veterans. Even Lao He, who had basically retired and was concentrating on training his apprentices at the base, was called out. This shows how difficult this time is.

But Xia Lin didn't seem to care. They kept walking. When they reached a certain distance according to the map route, they were not in a hurry to set up camp. Instead, they lit the signal fire as the Hun prisoner said.

After the wolf smoke rose, everyone in the caravan looked around nervously until the sound of horse hooves was heard in the distance. Then they saw a dozen horses galloping towards them, with ferocious men on their backs.

They circled the caravan several times, and then the leader shouted in Jie language: "Are you merchants? Do you have anything to exchange?"

Jie language sounded very fierce, and these people looked ferocious. If the caravan didn't understand, they would have drawn their swords. But Xia Lin stood up naturally and gave a Xiongnu salute, then said, "We are merchants passing through. We have a lot of stuff. If you are willing, we can slowly exchange it with your tribe."

The man nodded: "Okay!"

"Please lead the way."

The caravan continued to move. Sitting in the carriage, Xia Lin said to Lao He, "The grasslands also have their own rules. They usually don't rob caravans because most of their food, salt, ironware and even medicines come through caravans. Although the price is very high, they will die without it. And robbing caravans does them no good."

"I see. No wonder you have become an official in just two years. You are really amazing. You are really good at studying..."

"Hey, it's no big deal." Xia Lin waved his hand: "It's nothing special, just practice makes perfect."

More than fifty vehicles were already a large caravan, so when they approached a tribe, everyone in the tribe came over to watch, and the man on horseback was the leader of the tribe.

Xia Lin saw that there were quite a few children here, so he took out some frozen maltose and handed it to them. It was almost visible to the naked eye that the tribe's favorability increased by +1, but this was just the beginning.

Xia Lin sat in the chief's tent and dragged in a box filled with samples of the things he brought this time. He took out the contents one by one and began to introduce what they were.

"This is vegetables, vegetables... Sorry." Xia Lin looked at the headman and immediately changed his words: "You know vegetables, right... And this, this is fruit, oh~ you haven't eaten this before, try it!"

(End of this chapter)