Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 217: There are thousands of styles in this world

Fine wine, delicious food, beautiful scenery and pretty women make it hard to resist.

There weren't many women on the treasure ship, but there were quite a few. There were also talented women in the city. This era was relatively open-minded. Even two thousand years later, not all girls would have the courage to wear deep V clothes for women.

They were also very open-minded in playing and frolicking. After three rounds of drinks, they would even sleep in the cabin with their clothes on. Men and women would gather in groups of three or four, but they would not do anything openly. However, no one could control what they did in private in their rooms.

Fireworks are set off on the treasure ship every night. You can sit on the observation deck and watch the fireworks soar into the sky, which complement the beautiful scenery of the lake and mountains.

Xia Lin had fallen asleep while leaning against the wine jug in his arms. Princess Pingyang, who had drunk more, was still awake. Although she felt like vomiting if she moved, the mentality of coming out for fun was completely different from the mentality of negotiating business over there.

The observation deck is not accessible to ordinary people, just like His Majesty's suite, which can only be accommodated by people of royal blood. Therefore, this place is a relatively private space, very suitable for doing shameful things.

But this is just a description. There is no need for them to do anything shameful, and they don't have any feelings for each other. The key point is that Her Royal Highness the Princess has to be on guard against this dirty thing all the time.

It's not that she was on guard against him doing something to her, but during the trip on the lake in the past few days, he would always bring up the topic of the country, rebellion, and stationing troops. He would also play war games with her and even simulate tackling key problems. Princess Pingyang would always be very alert and find some things to fool him.

In fact, she knew very well in her heart that if even an official of his level began to test whether the Li family had any rebellious intentions, then from another perspective it meant that the royal family was already wary.

But to be honest, although the princess felt that this man was annoying and sinister, it was hard for her to dislike him, because he was young and romantic, with unparalleled talent and knowledge, and he knew everything about astronomy and geography. He could just point to an object and his stories would come up. He was full of youthful charm, which had never appeared in Princess Pingyang's life. There are indeed many excellent people, but there is only one who can make people feel like spring breeze.

Of course, he is still annoying when he should be annoying, and he is annoying with gnashing teeth.

"Your Highness."

Xia Lin, who had been sleeping for half a day, suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Princess Pingyang with his delirious eyes with trembling pupils.

"Ah... Your Highness, let me tell you something." He said this and tried to climb up, but he failed after trying several times.

The princess squinted at him and smiled disdainfully: "You can drink a lot, right? I didn't see you being so weak when you set a trap for me."

Xia Lin seemed not to have heard anything and turned over to hug her legs, pulling her skirt to stand up. This frightened the princess and she quickly kicked forward: "Go away!"

After being kicked by her, Xia Lin lost her balance and sat back on the ground, with her hands still tightly holding the princess's long legs. If someone saw this, it would be a big deal. If the news got back to her, both her husband's family and the Li family would lose all their reputation.

"Don't act crazy or stupid! If you don't get up, I'll throw you into the water."

Xia Lin was really in a state of blackout at this moment. Even after hearing this, he let go and started rubbing against her instead, muttering dirty words: "Sister Chuntao, I changed to a new perfume today. It smells so good..."

Princess Pingyang was filled with shame and anger, so she kicked Xia Lin out. Now he was lying there like a dead pig, sleeping without any reaction.

Seeing the boy's behavior, Princess Pingyang sneered, sighed helplessly, and bent down to carry him up.

He carried him like a pig, and after going down, he simply threw him to the servants, and went back to the luxury suite to wash up.

After changing into pajamas and holding a glass of fruit wine, she stood at the window and looked out at the moonlight. Thinking of the embarrassing appearance of Xia just now, she laughed without warning, but soon she couldn't laugh anymore, because she vaguely remembered that she had been drunk in front of him many times, so didn't he also make her look ugly...

No, I can't think about this. The more I think about it, the angrier I get...

The next morning when Xia Lin got up he felt pain all over his body. He looked in the mirror and saw a bruise on his chest. He reached out and pressed it and it hurt.

"Damn it, you're not going to beat me up while I'm drunk, are you?" Xia Lin rubbed his chest: "Damn it, there's not a single good person in the Li family."

After going out, Xia Lin did not see Princess Pingyang. He asked the people around him and found out that Her Royal Highness the Princess had already gone to the cabin below to watch people painting.

Xia Lin ate a few bites of food and went down to the cabin with his hands covering his chest. He saw Princess Pingyang looking around next to a group of young people. Xia Lin went over and saw that the talented portrait painter was painting portraits of the girls around him.

It was indeed a very good painting, and it was obvious that it was learned from Lao Zhang's school, which was the Chinese realistic technique that Xia Lin and Lao Zhang worked out together.

The princess was looking around curiously, as if she wanted someone to paint her a picture but was too embarrassed to ask. After all, it was not easy to ask for anything with her status as a princess. And in the past two years, ever since the appearance of the lunatic Xia Lin, these scholars have become more and more crazy, as if they would not be worthy of the title of scholars if they were not crazy. So, not to mention that they did not know the princess's identity, even if they knew the identity of the princess, they would not necessarily paint her portrait.

"Make way, make way." Xia Lin squeezed into the crowd and came to the princess: "Do you want it?"

"No, just looking."

Hearing such an insincere answer, Xia Lin didn't say anything, but just smiled and said: "It's best not to want it, this painting is not good." Princess Pingyang sneered and said: "In my opinion, this is already a very good painting."

"Oh, let's not talk about this. No means no. But did you hit me yesterday?"

Xia Lin pulled his clothes aside, revealing the bruise on his chest: "It's such a big spot, feel it, it's swollen so big."

Their conversation quickly attracted the attention of people around them. In broad daylight, they said such brazen things...Oh, the chest, that's okay.

When Princess Pingyang saw the big lump on his chest, she wanted to keep a straight face, but she couldn't hold it back. She thought about all the sad things in her life and still couldn't suppress her smile. When she thought about Xia Lin's miserable condition last night, the more she thought about it, the funnier it became. In the end, she even covered her mouth and laughed like a scoundrel.

Xia Lin looked her up and down and said, "No, you should at least give me an explanation. What did I do to you that you have to beat me up?"

Princess Pingyang tried hard to control her emotions, but still had to cover her mouth with one hand, fearing that a sudden laugh would appear indecent.

She dragged Xia Lin out of the crowd. Before she could say anything, her body was shaking as if she had dysentery. Xia Lin stood by and waited silently for her to finish laughing. Only then did he say, "Is it so funny?"

"You did all kinds of indecent things yesterday, and you still asked me why I beat you?"

"What did I do?"

"You were licking the railing. I told you it was dirty but you didn't care. You kept licking it. While you were licking it, you kept yelling about Sister Chuntao or something. It was disgusting."

她说完之后立刻背过身去，肩膀颤抖个没完，最后甚至只能蹲了下来，而夏林叉着腰站在那，百思不得其解……自己为啥要去舔栏杆呢？这的确是有点恶心，要是真的话，这顿揍挨的不冤。

But when I think about it carefully, it seems that the last thing I wanted to do yesterday was to tell the princess something, and then I lost track of time.

So if that's the case...

Xia Lin looked down at the bruise on his chest. The shape and size of the bruise should have been caused by a knee. Of course, it was definitely not a fatal blow. Instead, it looked like it was meant to push him away...

Judging from the location and strength of this scar, I should be face to face with Her Royal Highness the Princess, combined with my height and the princess's height.

So I'm afraid that what he licked wasn't the railing?

Xia Lin suddenly figured it out and squatted in front of Her Royal Highness the Princess. He patted the laughing Princess Pingyang and said, "Sister Princess, did I really lick the railing yesterday?"

"Of course." Pingyang looked Xia Lin up and down: "You still don't believe it?"

"You stand up."

Pingyang stood up, her face was as big as an apple, and she even felt a little dizzy when she stood up. Xia Lin squatted there and roughly measured her knees and her chest, then adjusted it slightly, and then looked up at Princess Pingyang.

"What are you looking at?"

Xia Lin smiled and shook his head, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, because if he really licked it yesterday, he might not have licked the railing but... Her Royal Highness the Princess's little pig.

"I'm sorry, Your Highness." Xia Lin stood up and touched the back of his head: "No offense."

Princess Pingyang frowned, and then her expression suddenly changed: "You are not drunk?"

"How dare I say that if I wasn't drunk." Xia Lin also smiled helplessly: "I'm not drunk now. Some people are so drunk that they want to say that the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea is theirs. Some people are drunk and cry about their young love. When I'm drunk, I become a toad who wants to eat swan meat. I'm very sorry, please don't blame me, Princess."

The princess was secretly shocked. It turned out that he was squatting there looking at her to determine what he had licked yesterday... The key point was that he actually analyzed it. This power of inference was really scary.

Princess Pingyang, who was originally happy about teasing Xia Lin, suddenly turned cold again: "Since you are drunk, I will not care about it. If there is a next time, I will castrate you and turn you into a castrated donkey."

Her voice was very loud, and after she finished speaking, all the noisy sounds around them quieted down. Looking back, everyone in the cabin hall was looking at them, and you could hear a pin drop in the cabin.

"It's over." Xia Lin's heart skipped a beat, and then he quickly explained: "That's not the case! Don't get me wrong! Nothing happened between me and His Highness, it was just a misunderstanding!"

(End of this chapter)