Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 227 Who can withstand this?
General Chai Shao Chai, this name is a well-known figure in Longcheng. Not only is he a good commander in leading troops to fight, he is also a wise general with both courage and strategy. He is also handsome and strong, and he is upright in character, so he has received constant praise here.

The Longcheng Defense Department is also known as the Women's Army. It is a team led by Princess Pingyang. As for their combat power... naturally, they are not as good as the Black Armor Soldiers, the Shanhai Elite Cavalry, or the Po Lu Army. But they are also quite powerful among ordinary soldiers. If measured by that loser Wang Shichong, one soldier of the Women's Army is roughly equal to three of Wang Shichong's soldiers.

Chai Shao was Princess Pingyang's husband, and he was also the first person who could lead troops into battle regardless of his title as the imperial concubine's son-in-law.

But nowadays, General Chai is having a hard time.

The speed at which the rumor spread was much faster than other means of transportation. No one knew how it spread, but it was so fast that the troops were even divided into two groups, one taking the water route to Chang'an, and the other taking the land route to Taiyuan.

Now the whole Longcheng, the whole city, is talking about one thing, that Princess Pingyang fell in love with a pretty boy when she went to the south to play.

This alone is not the end. If it was just said that he was "having an affair with a pretty boy", with Chai Shao's broad mind and tolerance, he would have just laughed it off. After all, he still trusted his wife very much.

But the key is that the details in the description are so detailed, such as how they drank a few glasses of wine while watching the moon, and couldn't help themselves and started making love, and how the pretty boy could hold a wheelbarrow and fight for a long time without losing. It also said that she went on a boat trip with the pretty boy, and the two of them entered the room one after the other. The next morning, only the pretty boy came out first, and when Princess Pingyang came out, he was holding his stomach.

The working people at the bottom of society like this kind of ridiculous jokes the most. They don't care whether they are true or not, as long as they are interesting. A few days ago, there was a rumor that someone's daughter gave birth to a litter of monkeys with a monkey from Mount Wutai. It doesn't matter if it's outrageous. As long as it has some color, everyone will like it.

But who knew that this rumor was not only spread among the people, but also in the army. The version was even changed. It said that Princess Pingyang had sex with several pretty boys and even chartered an entire cruise ship to have a good time. It was also said that the princess's belly had grown three times bigger after a night, and when she squatted down and pressed her belly, rice soup-like stuff flowed all over the floor.

It doesn’t end there. In the end, there were several versions circulating at the same time, just like the flu virus. At most, there were eight different flu variants spreading around.

It doesn't matter which one is true. In the end, it turned out that Governor Chai was not good enough to take care of his wife, and it was not easy for the woman to go out for a walk and finally get her satisfaction.

In this camp, people dare to say anything gossip, and in the end, it will inevitably reach the ears of Governor Chai.

After hearing this, of course he had to act calm, but in private he couldn't help but think too much about it. He had been married to his wife for many years and they were rarely together, and Princess Pingyang had a strong personality and he didn't communicate with her much on a daily basis.

In addition, the two of them have never been husband and wife. General Chai had taken the initiative to ask for sex before, but the princess always evaded the question by saying that he was not feeling well or was busy with military duties.

When he heard the news again, Governor Chai felt mixed emotions.

What a man, especially a successful man, cannot stand the most is being told he is not good enough, let alone being told he is not good enough in that aspect. This is the most painful thing because there is no way to prove it.

Once he falls into this self-proving trap, he is either a dad or a dad. He can't always fuck a woman on the spot to show the public how powerful he is.

Thus, distress was born, and what made him even more uncomfortable was that his legitimate wife did not seem to have any intention of giving him an explanation.

What is more painful than being gossiped about is naturally being ignored. That night, General Chai drank a lot of wine, and the soldiers at the door heard suppressed and dull crying coming from his room.

The rumors were getting more and more intense, and the impact had reached a stage where they could no longer be ignored. However, Chai Shao could not order a ban on this kind of news, because banning things would instead arouse greater emotions among the people, and in the end would basically confirm the authenticity of the matter.

Chai Shao's mood was obviously seriously affected. He became extremely decadent in the past few days, drinking all day to drown his sorrows. Finally, due to the instigation of his subordinates, he took advantage of the drunkenness to go to the brothel in the city.

In order to prove that he could do it, the drunken Chai Shao went up and called out three. The old procuress even joked that Governor Chai must win three prizes in a row today, which made Governor Chai very happy.

It is said that there is no coincidence in life. Chai Shao cried for three days and no one paid attention to him. Today he just went to have fun. Hey...Princess Pingyang is back.

Princess Pingyang was in a very bad mood at the moment. Not only was there a problem with the rumor, she had also been thinking about it all the way back. However, she did not think that the rumor was spread by Xia Lin, because he himself was about to become a prince consort, and this rumor would also be a huge harm to him, and might even interrupt Princess Changle's wedding.

So she couldn't figure out who would spread such a rumor, and she also had to face the distrust between brothers and the impact of this incident on the entire Li family.

Emotions themselves are very deadly. At this time, she actually needs an outlet or someone who can share her emotions.

Looking around the entire Longcheng, the only person who could share her burden was her husband Chai Shao. Although she looked down on him somewhat, people's vision would become narrow at this time.

How could it be called fate? If Chai Shao was at home at this moment, Princess Pingyang would come over exhausted, take a bath and have a long talk with him. Apart from anything else, the sex would definitely be a sure thing, after all, the hole was dug legally, and Princess Pingyang also intended to prove that she had not done anything despicable or obscene.

But when she washed up and went to Chai Shao's residence, she was told by her personal guards that Chai Shao was not at home. So she must have been curious: "Where did Commander Chai go?"

At this time, the two bodyguards hesitated and refused to speak, but they were facing the general who led the troops, and they immediately became cowardly when the whip was pulled out.

"You still haven't told me?" Princess Pingyang narrowed her eyes. "If you tell me, I will spare you. If you don't, you will suffer some physical pain today!"

One of the guards avoided his gaze and hesitated for a long time before speaking: "Zui... Zuichunlou."

At that moment, Princess Pingyang felt dizzy. Although it was not as if the sky was falling, she could not tolerate knowing that her husband was going to such a despicable place.

So the daring Princess Pingyang called her personal soldiers, took their horses, and came to the foot of Zuichunlou with great momentum. The personal soldiers drew their sabers and surrounded the Zuichunlou, and then Princess Pingyang rushed in wearing armor and holding swords.

Who dares to stop this? The place that was originally filled with smoke and miasma suddenly became quiet. Princess Pingyang scanned the area with a sharp gaze, then grabbed the madam next to her and asked, "Where is Chai Shao?"

The madam was trembling all over, her lips turning purple. After a while, the knife was already on her neck. How could such a short and fat madam bear it? She pointed upstairs with trembling lips: "Invite... Invite Yue..."

Princess Pingyang drew her knife and went upstairs quickly. When she reached Yaoyue's door, she kicked it open. When she entered, she saw Chai Shao winning three prizes in a row.

He was quite good at playing. Three prostitutes were lying on the edge of the bed in a row, and he was rolling the dice. One and two were Yingfei, three and four were Luo Hong, and five and six were Chunxiao. After ten rolls, he rolled the dice again. If he got three consecutive hits, he would reward whoever he defeated. This was the way to play the game of getting three consecutive hits.

In order to get a reward, these prostitutes were stuffing the food like electric griddles, which naturally made Governor Chai happy.

But when the kick came down, there was a loud bang, which frightened General Chai so much that he became like a beaten eggplant in an instant. Looking back, he was immediately terrified.

You know, anyone who sees Princess Pingyang wearing armor on the battlefield will do the same. This is also a battlefield, and the key is that Commander Chai is not wearing armor...

"Madam...Madam..."

Chai Shao shuddered and shouted "madam" while spraying. The scene was really dirty and those prostitutes quickly pulled up their clothes and bellybands to cover their bodies and watched the scene in front of them nervously.

"Chai Shao!" Princess Pingyang gritted her teeth and wished she could draw her sword to chop the man to death, but she suppressed her temper in the end.

But seeing him like this, Princess Pingyang couldn't bear it anymore, so she walked up to him and slapped him in the face, then turned and left.

Chai Shao was sobered by the slap. Seeing his wife's back, he quickly put on his clothes and followed her out without saying a word.

The moment they walked out of Zuichunlou, he could clearly hear the wild laughter erupting from inside.

At that moment, he felt a buzzing in his ears, as if a barrier had appeared between him and the world.

His face was burning with pain, but he still felt a thousand grievances in his heart that he couldn't express or swallow. Looking at his wife's resolute back in front of him, he was filled with anger and hatred.

However, he also knew that this was not the time to lose his temper. The two of them arrived outside the princess's mansion, one in front of the other. Seeing the princess dismounting and walking quickly into the mansion, Chai Shao took a deep breath and followed her in.

Who dares to stop them? After all, they are a couple.

So all they could do was watch the two people walk in, with the atmosphere clearly not right.

As soon as she walked in, the princess threw her helmet on the table, turned around and looked coldly at Chai Shao who followed her in: "Get out, I don't want to see you."

"Listen to my explanation."

"Get out!" Princess Pingyang pointed her finger, "Otherwise don't blame me for being rude to you!"

(End of this chapter)