Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 23 The Little Princess is Really Cute

Ye Liangchen deserves to die!
The little princess sneaked here again early in the morning before daybreak. This time she came prepared and brought 575 taels of silver. In addition to the silver, she also brought a doctor from the palace and the aunt who cooked the best porridge in the palace.

The aunt set up a small stove in the room and started to cook porridge with a casserole, while the doctor put two fingers on Xia Lin's hand.

"Doctor Zhou, how is he doing?"

The doctor looked to be in his sixties, with a goatee hanging down, and he looked like a hermit. He had a high position in the palace and was respected by everyone in the palace. In addition, he watched the little princess grow up, so his words were full of humor and wisdom. After hearing what the little princess said, he sighed and said with emotion: "It's good that the princess called me in time. If I was a little later..."

"What's wrong? What's wrong with him being late?"

"He would have been fine if he had waited a little longer! It was just a superficial injury, similar to the one the princess suffered when she fell off the stage when she was nine years old. It's just that this kid is afraid of pain, and he screams and cries at the slightest touch."

Lao Zhang was sitting nearby drinking water. When he heard this, his eyes almost flew up to the sky: "What did I say yesterday? He was just pretending."

Young people recover really fast. Today, the two blood marks have actually faded a lot. If you don't press hard, there is actually no obvious pain. Just as Doctor Zhou said, they will probably heal in another two days.

Hearing this news, the little princess knew she had been fooled again. She put her hands on her hips and looked at Xia Lin: "You bad guy, you always bully me, and I'm worried about you."

"When did I bully you? I was really in pain. I fainted from the pain when I was sent here."

Doctor Zhou was still holding his wrist. He took a deep look at Xia Lin and said in a steady but playful tone, "It's probably not a good thing for a young man to be afraid of pain. This man is sensitive, which is recorded as 'ejaculation' among the seven harms and eight benefits in the pre-Qin Dynasty's Talks on the Great Way of the World. In the future, he will easily ejaculate before or after intercourse."

"What? Ejaculation before intercourse?" Xia Lin stood up from the bed: "I'm fine, nothing happened."

But the little princess didn't understand, so she asked curiously, "What does it mean to ejaculate before intercourse or ejaculate as soon as intercourse begins?"

"Children should not know."

This kind of thing has always been like this. It's okay to say that a person is ugly, poor and unsuccessful, but it's not okay to say that a person is weak and quick-tempered. For a person who is not even middle-aged, it is a great shame to have even a little bit of that.

After sending Doctor Zhou away, the little princess naturally stayed. Xia Lin was still afraid of the pain but he forced himself to sit on the stool, fearing that he would be labeled as someone who ejaculated before intercourse. But fear of pain is fear of pain. Even if he relied on his iron willpower, he would still grimace in pain while sitting there.

"How many days will you stay here?"

When the little princess asked questions, the meat porridge was ready. She took it and instinctively picked it up to feed Xia Lin, but Xia Lin just lowered his head and took the bowl and spoon: "It's not like my hand was cut off..."

"But you asked Brother Zhongchun to feed you water yesterday."

"That's what he deserves. As the ancients said, if God wants to give a man a great responsibility, he must first make his heart suffer. Let him suffer a little, otherwise he won't be able to bear it if it's too sweet in the future."

Old Zhang pointed at Xia Lin and said, "You brat! Today, I'm going to let you taste the flaming yellow liquor!"

The little princess couldn't understand it anymore, so she stared at the two of them with innocent eyes and asked curiously, "What kind of wine is smoked yellow liquor?"

"It is the wine brewed without drinking water during the dog days of summer. It is refreshing and fragrant." Old Zhang shook his head and said, "One cup makes me happy, two cups will make me feel like I have reached the palace of immortality."

Xia Lin immediately frowned and slapped Lao Zhang on the back of his head. Lao Zhang, who was originally in a good mood, was suddenly awakened by this slap. The person sitting in front of him was the princess of the royal family. Just two cups of Changsheng Palace was enough to make him owe the court eight lives. At that time, Lao Zhang broke out in a cold sweat.

What is the Hall of Eternal Life? It is the place where the spirits of emperors of all dynasties are enshrined. From Tuoba Yilu to Tuoba Gui and then to the late emperor Tuoba Qun, they are all enshrined there. There was one in Luoyang, the first capital, and another in Jian'an after the capital was moved. There are two Halls of Eternal Life.

Old Zhang's bad habit of talking too much came back. He felt that he deserved the slap, which made him sweat profusely.

"Oh! No wonder Daosheng said you like to talk nonsense. You can't say such things casually, or your family will be confiscated and exterminated." The little princess said nervously, "You will also be dragged out and chopped in half with a big guillotine."

Old Zhang also admitted his weakness at this moment. He bowed quickly and slapped his big face. Then he stood up and said, "I'm going to the toilet..." Seeing him like that, the little princess laughed so hard that she couldn't live. Finally, she held her stomach and waved her hands and said, "No, no, no, brother Zhongchun is making me laugh to death."

"It's your bad luck. If it was someone else, it's hard to say who would die." Xia Lin was also sweating profusely. With the adrenaline rushing down his forehead, he couldn't even feel the pain in his buttocks. "Speaking of which, little princess, you shouldn't always come to me. It would be terrible if someone saw you."

"That won't do. I'm so bored in the palace. My father won't give me money anymore, saying he's afraid I'll run around. I can't survive these days when you're away. I came here this time just to ask you to take me away to your place."

When Xia Lin heard this, Pi Yanzi's temper tightened: "Stop it...Aren't you going to ask the prince to chop me down?"

"It's okay. I don't eat much. If there's no place to live, I can just squeeze in with you. I can endure hardship."

Is this something that can be endured? It seems that the little princess still has no clear awareness of the difference between men and women. That's right, Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism had not yet appeared in this era. Although it was not uncommon for people to get married at the age of thirteen or fourteen, the little princess was obviously the kind of person who was well protected by her family. She probably didn't realize the problem here.

Xia Lin touched his chin at this moment. He took some time out these days to review the rubbish book he wrote on his mobile phone. The character of the little princess in the book was that of a carefree and cheerful girl. She had a tragic ending but before the marriage, she had always been the white moonlight in everyone's heart. A big reason why his book failed was actually that she was used to marry a foreign tribe and was beheaded as a sacrifice to the flag.

Now that he saw a living person, looking at the little princess sitting in front of him vividly, Xia Lin asked himself if he would be forced to let the little princess marry if something similar happened again.

The answer is of course no, because she is really cute, even if you only treat her as a sister, you can't let her suffer that. But there is a question here, if Xia Lin is still the head of the village in a few years, does he have the ability to influence current politics and is he qualified to obstruct the marriage?

"Daosheng, why are you so sad all of a sudden?"

"I'm wondering how I can get the prince not to kill me." Xia Lin rested his hands on his chin and sighed, "It's so difficult."

"It's not difficult, don't worry. My father doesn't kill people randomly. His nickname is the King of Mercy."

Nioh? I'm still a dragon. I said it was difficult because I was thinking about how to protect you, a little girl, from being abused by foreigners and then killed as a sacrifice after many years.

But he couldn't say this now, the only way was to do it as soon as possible. The little princess still had four years left, that is, when she was seventeen, she would go to marry. Judging from the current historical development trajectory, even if the original protagonist Ye Liangchen did not appear in the court, the entire plot would still go in that direction.

In four years, from freshman to senior year, Xia Lin wanted to become someone who could influence the government. This was like trying to make his company one of the top 50 in the Fortune 500 in four years after graduating from high school. No one would believe this, and everyone who heard it would think it was just bragging.

But this thing had to be done, because once the marriage took place, when she was seen again two years later, she would be a head in a box.

Damn it, my mind is going to explode just thinking about it!
"Daosheng Daosheng, my elder brother is going to host a banquet for all the students who came here to admire his reputation at Tengwang Pavilion in the next few days. Would you like to go too?"

"Why would I go? I can't attend this kind of occasion."

Xia Lin was actually quite reluctant to interact with those literati, not only because they were pedantic, but also because most of them were jealous. As for the literati, they had not changed much in thousands of years. Any literati with a big heart would either become a bandit or become a saint. Between the two extremes, there were only petty people.

But the little princess didn't think so. She was only thirteen years old, how could she think about those things? So she began to use her usual skills, pulling Xia Lin's hand and shaking it: "Good brother~ just accompany me."

At first Xia Lin thought he could handle it, but after being shaken three times he raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, go, go... I'll go."

"That's great. You'll have to show your strength to me when the time comes." The little princess' face flushed. "If you can show your skills, I will give you my sister."

Xia Lin was stunned: "Who?"

"My cousin, Princess Xunyang, is here too! I heard her chatting with my eldest brother a few days ago, and he said that he would choose one of these students to be his consort. I thought it would be bad if she got married to someone else, because those people are not pleasing to the eye. After thinking about it, I think you are the best choice. Then I will let my cousin marry you, so that I can play with you every day! We can also live in her house and sleep together, so that you can continue to tell me the unfinished story. Last time, you still owe me the second half of Nie Xiaoqian's story."

Xia Lin's head was buzzing after listening to her high-sounding remarks, but she couldn't really explain anything. She just felt that if all the sisters-in-law in the world had such awareness, it would really be heaven...

"Hey! What are you thinking about? You decide. With your talent, you can definitely do it."

Xia Lin took a deep look at the little princess, and then suddenly became angry again. Why could this bastard Ye Liangchen have the heart to push such an innocent girl into the fire?
(End of this chapter)