Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 230 Play with girls every day!
The Dream of Red Mansions initially only appeared on porcelain without a complete story, but now it has been supplemented with serious texts. However, compared to the Dream of Red Mansions, the monkey is what Xia Lin is really concerned about.

Who can resist an emotionally stable monkey?

So seven days later, when Dream of Red Mansions and Monkey were printed out in separate volumes almost at the same time by the printing office that worked overtime, Monkey directly topped the popularity list. Although Dream of Red Mansions followed closely behind, the gap was still cliff-like.

Of course, "Dream of Red Mansions" also has illustrations, and the illustrations of the Twelve Beauties in "Dream of Red Mansions" are all hand-drawn manuscripts drawn by Lao Zhang. I don't know how much better they are than the printing office illustrations in "Journey to the West", but the monkey still tops the list. On the third day after the monkey appeared, children with wooden and bamboo sticks appeared in the streets and alleys and began to imitate the monkey.

But reading one book per chapter was not satisfying enough, so some fanatical fans insisted on reading the contents below and threatened to burn down the printing house if they were not allowed to do so.

So he was successfully taken to the prison to enjoy a three-day prison experience. Xia Lin, on the contrary, never expected that the enthusiasm would be so high. When he went out to eat at noon, he even saw many stall owners holding a copy of Journey to the West and reading it. They obviously could not understand the words, but they could understand the pictures. Sometimes they would look at certain pictures repeatedly and couldn't let them go.

After chatting and asking, the picture of the monkey fighting against 100,000 heavenly soldiers was mentioned the most times. Especially when the monkey was wearing a golden armor cloak and facing the layers of heavenly generals in the wind, the fighting genes in his bones were instantly activated, and the feeling of hair standing on end made people feel trance-like.

"Master Xia, go talk to the printing house and ask them to print it quickly. I'm dying of waiting."

The owner of the snack shop brought the rice noodles to Xia Lin and said anxiously, "What happened to the monkey after it peed in front of the Buddha? How come it disappeared? Now I can't eat or sleep well. Whenever I close my eyes, I worry about the monkey and my mouth and tongue are all sore."

“Hahaha…” Xia Lin laughed. “There’s nothing we can do even if you’re anxious. The bookstore still has to print the pictures. These are not monkey hairs that you can just turn into something else.”

At this time, a child happened to pass by, riding a bamboo horse. He shouted, "Somersault Cloud!" and then ran out quickly, as if he was really riding on the clouds.

Monkey is at the top of the list in terms of popularity, but Dream of Red Mansions is not bad either, because Dream of Red Mansions does not need illustrations and can be printed directly, so it is a complete version as soon as it comes out. It only needs to print the Twelve Beauties that Lao Zhang had made a draft for porcelain a long time ago.

There is a song about burying flowers and a note on the song "Hao Le Ge". Especially the note on the song "Hao Le Ge" is so beautiful that readers will be amazed at first sight. The line "Yesterday, white bones were buried in the loess mounds, and tonight, mandarin ducks are sleeping under the red lanterns" is enough to make people sigh.

As for the moment when Lin Daiyu breathed her last, it is hard to say how many people's souls were lost. In the final analysis, it was all absurd and ended up being a favor to others.

Today the Grand Theatre is cleaning up and the entire troupe is on break. The sisters and friends are sitting together, each holding a copy of Dream of the Red Chamber, with tears in their eyes. Some of them shed tears while reading, thinking about the days when they lived in someone else's home and suffered humiliation, while others are reminiscing about their former life of luxury.

Of course, there are also those who cried simply because of the killing plot. Didn’t Lin Daiyu die? Of course, women will not think of Jia Baoyu when reading the book. Most of them think of Daiyu anyway. When Daiyu died, their hearts naturally died as well.

Xia Lin had just finished his meal and strolled to the dormitory area of ​​the troupe. As soon as he entered the yard, he saw seven or eight girls sitting under the grape trellis crying their eyes out. He walked in with his eyes slanted and his body sideways. The situation in the room was not much better.

But now he was discovered, and one of the girls said in a tearful voice: "Master Xia...you must write Daiyu to death, can't you give her a good ending? I am so sad to see this."

"What's the ending? Lin Daiyu recovers from a serious illness and pulls up a weeping willow tree?" Xia Lin walked over and rubbed her face with the back of his hand, wiping away her tears: "What are you crying for? Why are you crying for a fake person?"

But who knew that the little girl would hug Xia Lin's arm with her backhand, then sit there and hug his waist, put her face on his belly and started to cry.

"Be good, don't cry." Xia Lin gently touched the little girl's head and said, "If you can't, go and see the monkeys. You won't cry if you see monkeys."

It took a lot of coaxing to coax one, but then the others came over to hug him, which scared Xia Daosheng. One or two would be fine, but after so many, there might be one with a dishonest hand. If he was teased, he would get hard and it would be inconvenient for him to walk. So he ran away quickly, and after going through 81 difficulties, he finally escaped to the backyard.

When he let out a long sigh, he could even smell the scent of powder on his body.

It's not that Mr. Xia is calm, but he cannot reveal any flaws in this place. Think about the Kingdom of Women, it's a place where even a piece of iron can be ground into a needle. These sisters have no one to discipline them, so they are very wild.

"Oh, it must have been difficult for this lord to come all the way here."

At this moment, Miss Tingyun was sitting in the small pavilion in the backyard, scribbling with a pen in her hand. The Dragon Boat Festival was approaching, and the weather was getting hot. Miss Tingyun was only wearing a bellyband, with her long white legs exposed in the lower body.

She was not shy about meeting Xia Lin. To be honest, there was nothing to be shy about. She had been his model so many times and had seen him naked before. Now she was used to it and it became natural.

"You're quite ambitious." Xia Lin sat across from her: "How's the progress?"

"I think the styles are fine. The only thing left is the color. I think Wang Xifeng should choose between Rouge, Crane's Peak and Sorghum. As for Lin Daiyu, she should choose between Cloud Water and Sky Blue. I don't have any ideas for the rest. Oh... there's also Xiren. I think Xia Yun or Xizi would be better for Xiren."

Xia Lin's head was buzzing after hearing these words. He had no other concept except the sky blue, and that sky blue was because of the line "The sky blue is waiting for the rain, and I am waiting for you".

So he took out his "paperweight" and started searching. He didn't know until he started searching that he was really amazed by the cute and charming ancestor. There were hundreds of color combinations alone. After thousands of years of inheritance, it can be said that the colors were used to the extreme.

"I don't care about that. You decide for yourself. Beauty should be defined by women." Xia Lin took the "paperweight" back: "Men should just appreciate it."

Tingyun raised his eyes and looked at him, then laughed: "Master Xia is Master Xia. If it were someone else, I'm afraid they wouldn't say such a thing."

"Come on, stop the compliments." Xia Lin pursed his lips, then tapped the table gently: "I'm going to get married in a few days. Can you get things done before I come back?"

"Yes, it's not difficult. Lord Xia has given me a lot of inspiration." Tingyun propped up his chin and looked at him with a smile in his eyes: "Lord Xia, why don't you look at me? If you look at me, I don't believe you don't see me."

"Ouch!" Xia Lin slammed the table: "You're not done yet, are you?"

"This was written by Lord Xia. The Queen of the Kingdom of Women can say it, but I can't?" Tingyun chuckled, "When we first met in Jiujiang, Lord Xia was staring at it intently."

"You're talking nonsense, aren't you? When have I ever looked at you intently? It's not like I haven't seen pretty girls before." Xia Lin stood up and said, "I won't waste my time talking to you. Let's get to work. I want to see the finished product when I come back."

But after taking two steps, his hand was grabbed by Tingyun. He turned around and looked: "What? You want me to stay overnight?"

"Master Xia, I have something to ask of you."

"explain."

"I want to turn Dream of the Red Chamber into a script and turn it into a play. I want to be Lin Daiyu."

"Whatever you want to do." Xia Lin said nonchalantly: "Anything else?"

Tingyun didn't answer, but just bit her lip and looked up at Xia Lin, and when Xia Lin saw her like this, he knew that she must have farted something.

"Speak! Oh, your nagging nature is really annoying."

"I think... I want a house of my own, even if it's smaller, or just one room, and it would be best if it's quieter. If I move in, it will be convenient for adults to come in and out."

Xia Lin was stunned for a moment: "Are you making a double entendre? Huh?"

Tingyun laughed so hard that he fell backwards: "If your Excellency says so, then that's it." "Then you can live in the government office. It just so happens that there is no one behind the government office. I don't live there except for taking a lunch break."

Xia Lin usually stays at Sister Chuntao's place at night, and later he will live in the newly built princess's mansion. The residential area behind the yamen will naturally become abandoned. When he is at work, he will occasionally go there to take a nap, and no one lives there at night.

"Isn't this bad..."

"Then you can stay or not."

"Stop! But Lord Xia, this will not be good for your reputation."

Xia Lin pointed at himself and said, "Me? You're worried about my reputation. Why don't you go and find out how bad my reputation is among the public?"

"Six times a night, you're going to stuff the princess into a sticky rice sausage?" Tingyun was overjoyed when he heard this: "I don't believe it. No one can do it six times a night."

"Ah? Has it turned into a sticky rice sausage? It's mutating really fast."

Xia Lin waved his hand and said, "I'll go say hello to the concierge. You can move in and out through the back door. The front door is the lobby, which is not elegant."

"Got it. Thank you, Master Xia."

After Xia Lin left, Feng Lingyue walked out quickly and asked curiously, "Sister, Master Xia is not attracted to you yet?"

"Strange." Tingyun frowned and said, "If it were someone else, they would have pounced on him like a hungry beast, but he remained motionless."

"Master Xia, is this not okay?"

"That's not the case. I've asked around and he's very capable." Tingyun rolled his eyes: "Maybe he just doesn't like me."

"How could he look down on her... Weird, he doesn't even look down on my sister?"

"I don't know. Anyway, several times, he looked at me without any interest at all, but sometimes he would touch me here and there. I don't understand him."

"Hmm... That's strange. But Lady Xia is really good to you. She will give you whatever you want."

"He will give it to you if you want it." Tingyun said with a smile, "It's just an unimportant thing. He's just good at talking. Don't think that this is love."

"I don't understand, I don't understand." Feng Lingyue sat there and sighed, "What a strange person."

Is Xia Lin weird? Actually, he is not weird at all. It’s just that he has done well in anti-interference training.

In the next few days, he spent most of his time wandering around the various workshops. Anyway, Xu Jingzong took care of all the trivial matters, so he only needed to control the general direction.

The county is basically in a stable state now. It's just a matter of taking a look at the plate armor foundry and the steel plant. These two are key units.

Just as he was about to go to Hongdu Mansion to attend his wedding, his Dream of the Red Chamber and volumes 1, 2 and 3 of Journey to the West had already been placed in Emperor Hongbao's study.

Emperor Hongbao first read Dream of the Red Chamber, which made him feel deeply moved. As the saying goes, men and women read Dream of the Red Chamber differently from different distances and heights. When women read Dream of the Red Chamber, they mostly read the pitiful infatuated man and resentful woman, but when men read Dream of the Red Chamber, especially emperors like Emperor Hongbao, they read the epitome of an era.

The book "Dream of Red Mansions" condenses the rise and fall of the dynasty into one family. The people and events in the book can be found in corresponding people in any era and any place, and even the shadows of the characters can be seen around you.

From the extravagant Jia family to the crazy, decadent and decadent Baoyu and Shi Xiangyun who became a boat prostitute, the line "a few flying clouds and a bay of flowing water" has become a thing of the past.

"Ugh……"

Emperor Hong Bao put the book aside, picked up the teacup and took a sip, then chuckled thoughtfully and shook his head.

"Your Majesty, what's the matter?"

Tian En stepped forward and asked softly, "Are you feeling unwell again? Do you want me to go find the imperial physician?"

"The imperial physician is useless." Emperor Hongbao waved his hand and said, "Go, tell Prince Lin'an to come and see me. I want him to be the regent for a while."

"Slave, go right away."

Watching Tian En go away, Emperor Hongbao couldn't help but feel emotional. The aftereffects of "Dream of Red Mansions" were indeed serious. After reading it, a picture of drastic changes in the world appeared in front of him. If the Wei Dynasty really collapsed, he might not be able to see it, but his son would probably become the downtrodden Baoyu.

"This brat is really amazing." Emperor Hongbao tapped the Dream of the Red Chamber next to him with his finger: "It's as if he is sounding a warning bell for me."

After saying that, he wanted to change his mood, so he picked up Journey to the West.

But I felt even more upset after reading it... because the last few volumes have not been released yet, only "The Great Sage Escapes from the Eight Trigrams Furnace and the Calm Monkey Under the Five Elements Mountain" has been released.

Oh...Emperor Hongbao was scratching his ears and cheeks at that time, more anxious than a monkey, and waiting was really painful.

While he was feeling anxious, he suddenly had a very bold idea, so he waited until Tian En came back and waved to his companion.

"His Majesty."

"Tian En, if I take sick leave and sneak away to Old Nine's place, do you think it's okay? Isn't Changle getting married soon?"

"Ah? Your Majesty... Your Majesty... Please think twice."

"Hey, Jing'er happens to be in Nanjing too. It won't cause any trouble if he serves as regent. I want to travel around while I can still move."

"The journey will take about seven days... If everything goes smoothly, we can arrive at Hongdu Prefecture on the day of the princess' wedding."

"Hurry up, hurry up, get ready. Why hasn't Jing'er come yet? This kid is so slow."

(End of this chapter)