Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 232 Preliminary Finalization
The fact that the prince was marrying off his daughter was already a big sensation, and now that an emperor had suddenly appeared, the nature of the matter had become different.

Let’s not talk about what will happen to the common people. Just look at the officials. Who wouldn’t want to get a chance to show up? If they can do something to impress His Majesty at this time, they might even be transferred to the capital with an order.

So even though the scenery was already very well arranged, they still wanted to make it even better, and all kinds of flattery and offerings came out.

This guy, if he is not a handsome guy, he doesn't know how proactive girls can be, and if he is not a high-ranking official, he doesn't know how flattering his subordinates can be. Otherwise, why does everyone say that the emperor is not good, but everyone wants to be the emperor. Do they really think that being an emperor means working hard to govern the country? Aren't ninety-nine percent of people becoming emperors just for this?

Emperor Hongbao had the same feeling when he first ascended the throne, but now he claims that he is already in his twilight years, and these methods can no longer make him feel fresh and exciting. After being in power for half his life and now with a head full of white hair, he begins to pursue freedom.

So he didn't show up very often. Apart from being a witness for his niece's marriage and drinking a cup of tea, he basically stayed in his room and watched that stinky monkey go through all kinds of difficulties.

After the wedding ceremony, the newlyweds came hand in hand to greet Emperor Hongbao. Emperor Hongbao turned around and glanced at the princess and her husband in red clothes, then knocked on the table: "Why do you have the complete book here, but you only gave me the first few chapters? And those chapters were deleted. You didn't mention the Lingxiao Palace in the "Havoc in Heaven"."

Xia Lin glanced at the little princess, then laughed dryly a few times: "I'm afraid you'll get angry after seeing this. How can we fight randomly in the Lingxiao Palace?"

"Nonsense, am I that kind of stingy person? Plus, without the Lingxiao Palace, it would be less interesting." Emperor Hongbao knocked on the table and said indignantly, "And your illustrations, no, no, go find some better painters to redraw them for me. Also, it would be better if you could also add illustrations for Dream of the Red Chamber. I want to see how extravagant the Grand View Garden is."

After finishing speaking, Emperor Hongbao looked at Xia Lin and said, "Go ahead. I won't talk to you about that today. The wedding night is more important. We'll talk about it in a few days."

After hearing what he said, Xia Lin quickly pulled the confused little princess out of the room. After they got outside, the little princess asked him, "Do you think the emperor really came all the way here just to read books?"

"How could that be? He just wants to play." Xia Lin said with a smile, "He can't stay idle at home. There were too many people on the last southern tour, so he couldn't relax. This time, he won't leave unless he has fun on this incognito tour."

The little princess was silent for a while: "Then I hope he doesn't get hurt or anything."

"Hey, he is very experienced. Didn't you hear what your father and the others said? Back then, Father Guo, your father, and His Majesty were all considered devils."

After saying that, he picked up the little princess in the hallway and said, "Don't worry about that. Let your brother see if you have grown up a bit in these days."

In fact, there was nothing particularly new or surprising to say to the two of them. According to the normal procedure, Qiu He had to let the prince consort go through some skills first to increase his skill proficiency. After all, this was included in the job responsibilities of a personal maid.

But it's okay, they are already very familiar with the process, all they need is practice. There is no question of being shy or not, especially since the little princess's skills in all aspects were basically taught bit by bit.

But the nature of this time is still a little different. After all, from tonight on, the little girl who disguised herself as a man and sneaked into the casino when they first met and was almost cheated and sold has become an adult. After untied, the bright red wedding dress was spread on the bed, like a blooming crabapple flower.

But the formal procedures still had to be followed. Just as they were about to begin, the fighting postures had been prepared, and they were already preparing to pry the oysters, there was a knock on the door. Without even waiting for them to agree or not, the door was opened, and a group of maids came in, some carrying clothes, some carrying perfume, and even one carrying a new quilt. Leading the way was the little princess's personal maid Qiu He.

She was also wearing a red dress at this moment, but the colors were slightly different. The princess was wearing a bright red dress that looked like a blooming crabapple, while Qiu He was wearing a lighter red dress, and the material was not silk but gauze.

The couple on the bed covered their bodies with a blanket and watched the group of people performing the ceremony with expressionless faces. They were really helpless. In fact, Her Royal Highness the Princess was a little more anxious than Xia Lin, but she had to endure and wait for these tedious and troublesome procedures.

This cult-like program finally came to an end, and then another eunuch came in from outside. The eunuch started to record the princess's daily life, and he had to follow their rules.

It is said that the prince consort must first sleep with the maid, and then the eunuch will record the length, thickness, and durability of the prince consort's penis. Only when everything is qualified can he consummate the marriage with the princess. Moreover, the rules clearly state what posture must be used to avoid violating royal etiquette.

Xia Lin didn't care about etiquette anymore, he went downstairs and picked up a stick to beat the eunuch away. The eunuch went out crying and happened to meet Tian En who couldn't sleep in the middle of the night. Tian En looked him up and down and said, "Why are you crying here when you are not in the princess's room recording her daily life?"

"My husband beat me out." The eunuch sobbed and said, "My dear companion, please make the decision for me."

Tian En laughed out loud: "Me? I'm in charge of you? You're dreaming. So, you can make up your own story when you go back, and don't bother the princess and her husband. You can have some free time. Go and wake them up at noon tomorrow."

"But Otomo... that's not in accordance with etiquette."

"Alas, etiquette is dead, but people are alive. If you go in the early morning, you will be beaten. If you go at noon, you will get a reward. You can choose which one."

Tian En has been in charge of the Imperial Household Department for many years. These eunuchs under the command of local princes are really not smart. Even in such a situation, they still have to follow the etiquette and laws. Wouldn't it be enough to let them comply with the etiquette and laws? Who would really check the daily records of the princes' sons-in-law?

"Well...thank you very much, dear friend." Looking at the timid look of the little eunuch, Tian En sighed and continued to stroll in the yard.

At this moment, Xia Lin was sitting on the edge of the bed. He was definitely not wearing any clothes, but he still made the eunuch so angry that he lost his spirit and just sat there laughing.

The little princess was leaning back, while Qiu He, dressed in a light gauze, was standing in front of her. She didn't know what to do at this moment.

Qiu He looked at the princess and then at Xia Lin. She opened her mouth but didn't say anything. The little princess poked Xia Lin's waist and said, "You drove them away... What should Qiu He do?"

This was the first time he had encountered such a thing, and he had never encountered such strict rules before. He couldn't elope with the princess at this time.

"What will happen to her if she goes out now?"

"She will be replaced." The little princess said seriously, "There are people in charge at home. If Qiu He is sent back, someone else will be replaced."

Xia Lin looked up at Qiu He and was silent for a moment: "There has to be such a person, right?"

"Hmm..." The princess nodded: "This is the rule. I also think it's quite troublesome."

"Fuck." Xia Lin took a deep breath: "This rule is really annoying."

After saying that, he looked up at Qiu He, feeling that she was quite helpless. She was usually quite sharp-tongued and eloquent, but now her helplessness was written all over her face.

After looking around, Xia Lin pulled her in directly: "Damn it, come in with me!"

I have been exhausted enough in the past two days. It is really a bit difficult to kill two birds with one stone. In fact, if we examine these mechanisms from a modern perspective, they are really unreasonable. In fact, the relationship between Wei and Emperor Hongbao has improved a lot. At least maids can no longer be given away or beaten to death at will.

Even earlier, the level of chaos was unimaginable for a normal person. In a nutshell, people were not treated as human beings.

Perhaps it might be a little difficult for Emperor Hongbao to be ranked among the top ten emperors of all time, but he will definitely be on the list of benevolent monarchs.

It was not until noon the next day that Xia Lin was awakened by a knock on the door. He felt as uncomfortable as if he had run a 15-kilometer cross-country race with a load.

It's not that I can't do it, but I'm really too tired. After the hard work these days and the two-pronged approach, my thighs are shaking.

He took a deep breath and put on his clothes, then walked over and opened the door. The eunuch in charge of ceremonies was standing at the door with a book in his hand: "My Lord, the daily record has been written. Do you want to take a look?"

Xia Lin took it and looked at it: "Wow...it's three feet long, right? You kid...you really have never grown taller?"

"Then... that servant has been..."

"Well, change it to one foot long. Three feet is too much. Do you know how long one foot is?"

The young eunuch gestured and said, "This long." It was about 30 centimeters.

"Three feet, three feet is enough to make a tip come out of a person's mouth. Change it. I won't blame you even if you change it to three inches, you kid..."

After some revisions, it was considered within the normal range. Xia Lin felt sorry for the little eunuch, so he took out a silver ingot and gave it to him: "You have worked hard, take it, and ask for a good fortune."

"Thank you, my dear husband. Thank you, my dear husband..."

The young eunuch holding the silver was naturally very happy. The eunuchs in these princes' palaces were not as good as the eunuchs in the imperial palace. Most of them were from poor families who came here to make a living, and they did not have many opportunities to get rewards. Since the prince consort was so generous, he was naturally grateful.

Of course, the one I would like to thank the most is Tian Daban. It is said that every profession has its top talent. Last night, Daban said that there would be a reward for those who came at noon. I didn’t expect that there would really be one…

(End of this chapter)