Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 278 This can be done!

Young people are full of pride after all. She did not agree with what her brother said and insisted on competing with those two in wits.

It's not that I look down on her. She is indeed outstanding among the girls, and she is also very good even among the boys. But the problem is that she can't pick on anyone else.

"There are two geniuses that appear once in a century under one roof."

Although Lao Zhang usually seems dull, he has a unique sense of the overall situation, as if it is an innate attribute, and Xia Lin's observation of details is instinctive. In addition, Xia Lin did not hide the fact that his young master has a magic weapon.

The key is that Lao Zhang never envied Xia Lin's magic weapon. The two would get together from time to time. Lao Zhang would ask questions, and then Xia Lin would search and tell him after searching...

Just this pair of characters who can share the same modifier and have very different personalities and strengths, even the peak Li Shimin would tremble when looking at them. As a local talented woman, she can only think too much.

At this moment, Xia Lin and Lao Zhang were eating in the yard. There was a wire mesh above the small red clay stove, and the thick slices of mutton were roasting on it, sizzling with oil. The aroma drifted far into the night.

Next to the stove was a pot of good wine and a roast goose. The young master was chopping the meat with a knife, while Xia Lin was sitting there with a glass of wine, chatting with Lao Zhang about romantic things.

"Master, stop eating." Old Zhang glanced at the young master and said, "I heard from your Mr. Zhang that he took you to have sex with an Oiran?"

"Yeah." The young master raised his head and wiped his mouth with a handkerchief: "It's exciting."

"Who asked if you were energetic or not?" Lao Zhang took a piece of meat with chopsticks and put it into his mouth and chewed it for a while: "You will take the exam for the scholar next March, right?"

"Yes." The young master nodded: "I think I can win."

Old Zhang pondered for a while, tapping his fingers on the table. "We'll teach you, but you can't become a scholar. Then the three of us will eat shit together. What I want to say is, how about you ask your family to invest some money and open a whole Xiaoxiang Academy?"

The old man's words were full of nonsense. The first sentence was about the courtesan, and the second sentence was about the academy. The young master was confused and couldn't answer for a long time.

At this moment, Xia Lin said, "It's not that easy to open an academy. If you want to open an academy, you need to have the government as a guarantor and famous people to move in. You can't just open one if you want to."

"That's true." Old Zhang leaned back in his chair and thought for a moment: "Alas, winter is almost here, and I'll feel uncomfortable if I don't find something to do."

Xia Lin didn't say anything. Life is like this most of the time, especially at this stage. There won't be any major changes, so the days seem more and more boring.

But at this moment, the young master slapped his thigh and said, "Hey! I have an idea. We can open a brothel together."

"Rejected." Lao Zhang raised his hand: "Your thing harms people, it's even more meaningless."

But when three bored men get together, they will eventually come up with an idea. Xia Lin was an idea king, and now after racking his brains, he slapped his thigh and said, "Got it!"

Old Zhang and the young master both looked at him at the same time. Xia Lin drank the wine in his glass at this moment. "These days, Xiao Linzi has cheated a lot of money from his father. Let's pool our money and hold a Xiaoxiang Poet Club. This will make Xiao Linzi a little famous in the circle of scholars. After he becomes a scholar, he will naturally have friends and will have a better future. Otherwise, with his current appearance, I say that even if he becomes the top scholar, he will go to build the Great Wall within three years."

"Oh~~~ Xiaochenzi, right?"

"Xiao Chenzi is four years old." Xia Lin laughed out loud: "That's good enough."

The young master was actually quite moved when he heard this. He came forward and asked curiously, "What should we do about this poetry club? Can any girls come?"

"Girl! Girl! Girl!"

Lao Zhang picked up the fan and tapped him on the head three times: "You can't live without girls all day, right?"

"No one is too good to befriend. That's good." Xia Lin waved his hand and smiled, "But you should be more discreet and not be so obvious. As for girls, you definitely have girls, but you are a loser. You are awesome except when you have a girlfriend. You are just a useless thing when you meet girls."

Young Master Lin was speechless. He really had no idea what to do in front of those girls who didn't buy anything. He had learned to do things for money since he was young, and he had no idea what to do when faced with girls who didn't want money.

"I...I just don't know how to do this."

"No, you can't think about it. Read a book a hundred times and its meaning will become clear. Go and copy the seven chapters and fourteen chapters of "A New Account of Tales of the World" twenty times. I will check it tomorrow."

"Oh……"

Old Zhang raised his eyebrows at this moment: "Why ask him to copy that?"

"Let him know that when a woman gets horny, she's much more awesome than a man." Xia Lin crossed one leg and said, "Forget it. Let's go to my place tomorrow morning."

"understood……"

The next morning, the young master and Lao Zhang arrived at Xia Lin's residence early. The young master personally brought a lunch box to Xia Lin, which contained pumpkin millet porridge and some steamed food. After entering the courtyard, Lao Zhang sat down at the small table in the courtyard without any hesitation, but the young master did not dare to sit down.

At this moment, Narcissus came out, and the young master was obviously stunned for a moment: "This is Master's Wife... Master's Wife is so pretty." Narcissus blushed on the spot, pursed her lips and went into the house to get hot water to make tea. At this moment, Xia Lin also came out with pumpkin porridge in his hand: "Narcissus, Narcissus. Stop busying yourself, these two people are not worthy of you pouring tea for them, come and have something to eat, the Lin family's porridge is quite good."

"Here it comes..."

Narcissus came out with a teapot. Xia Lin pointed at the young master and said to Narcissus, "Today, you and Lao Zhang have a mission, which is to transform this brat for me and make him prettier."

"Ah? Mr. Zhang, am I not beautiful?"

"Bullshit." Xia Lin kicked him on the butt: "Look at your greasy appearance as a nouveau riche, you are just stinking shit."

Narcissus covered her mouth and chuckled a few times. This was the first time she met the young master, but she could tell at first glance that the young master was greasy and not refreshing.

The main problem was his grooming and clothing. This young guy wore a satin robe. You know what satin is... the kind of quilt cover used at weddings in the 1980s, the kind of slippery and shiny material.

This is indeed a trend in Changsha now, and it is indeed high-end, but it does not look good on a young man.

The next step was grooming. Although his father didn't grow a beard, the stubble on the young master's chin had not been trimmed for a long time. The soft black hair covering his lips looked untidy for a boy of seventeen or eighteen years old.

Not to mention trimming his hair, the young master is a bit of a cynic and doesn't like others messing with his head, so he has been looking this messy for two years.

"Old Zhang."

"cough!"

"Damn it, Old Xia." Xia Lin immediately changed his tone: "Go to the cloth shop on the street and pick out some cloth. You should be more sensitive to color matching."

"Okay." Lao Zhang stood up: "Then what are you doing?"

"Me?" Xia Lin held up the bowl and said, "I want some porridge."

Narcissus's craftsmanship could not be called exquisite but it was definitely top-notch. She used a sharp razor to trim the young master's face first, then neatly trimmed his sideburns that were like Zhang Fei's, and then used Fuliang soap to carefully wash his greasy hair.

At this moment, Lao Zhang also came. Needless to say, his aesthetic taste is one of the best in the world. He not only picked out the fabrics, but also some cheap accessories.

At this moment, Shuixian took out a ruler and rubbed it around the young master's body, then she entered the house holding the cloth: "About two hours."

"Then let's go to the store and pack some food to eat together."

"All up to you." Narcissus stood on tiptoe and kissed Xia Lin on the chin: "Then I'll go and do something for a while."

At this time, Lao Zhang started in a sarcastic tone: "Yo yo yo yo yo...I'll do whatever you say."

"Go away!" Xia Lin turned around and cursed, "I envy you for finding someone yourself."

Narcissus's efficiency was indeed very high. By around noon, she had almost finished two sets of clothes. The stitches were neat and fine, and her craftsmanship was no less than those of senior tailors.

"This is really nice." Lao Zhang fiddled with the new clothes, and then said to Narcissus, "Give me two new clothes when you have time."

"No." Xia Lin shook his head decisively: "If you want to buy it yourself, go find Tingyun. She has it for sale now."

"Look at the way you're fumbling."

The dressed-up young master was brought into the woodshed, where he changed into new clothes, put on the small jade pendant and took up the small fan. He looked like a new person.

Compared to these, the clothes I had before deserve to be thrown into the fire.

When he was brought out again, even Old Zhang was shocked. The young master before was a very masculine young man with untidy beard, two thick black hairs on his lips, and sideburns like Zhang Fei. His hair was greasy and limp, and he was wearing clothes that did not suit his age.

The young master now wears a white scholar's robe, has a fair and smooth face, fluffy hair and neat sideburns, and looks like a talented young man.

Actually, you can barely say that he is handsome, but his whole temperament has completely changed, like he is a different person.

Then Xia Lin began to teach him etiquette...

To put it bluntly, it was to teach him how to act cool. The young master was born into an official family. His grandfather was the Jiangnan weaving supervisor, a very lucrative position, but unfortunately he was implicated and died on the way to being demoted. After that, his father relied on the management of the ancestral business to survive to this day. Logically speaking, it was also a family that passed down the family tradition of farming and studying, but the problem was that they spoiled this old son too much, so the young master now knows nothing.

But it doesn't matter if he doesn't understand, because Xia Lin and Lao Zhang are experts, especially Xia Lin. His every move and every look makes people think that he forgot to drink the soup on the Naihe Bridge in the last round.

(End of this chapter)