Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 293 Spring Love Song
"This? No, no, you are such a vulgar woman."

The Third Prince waved his hand and said, "There are too many good-looking ones. Such goods can be found everywhere in the capital."

Duke Lu was stunned for a moment: "These are all goods from the capital, some of which I have seen before, Your Highness."

"No, no, you are just a mediocre woman."

His Highness was very unhappy, and then he turned around and saw the woman who was pouring water for the guest. The woman looked to be about thirty-six or thirty-seven years old, and was originally a mother in a brothel. Later, it seemed that she had offended a big shot and was forced into a state of no way out. In addition, she was old, so she had no choice but to come and seek refuge with her former "daughter".

At that time, she was a nice person and took good care of her younger sisters who were still little girls at that time. So the young girls here talked to the person in charge of the theater and pleaded for this "mother" to stay and do some work like serving tea and dripping water.

The pay is not high, the main thing is to make a living, and she also knows some gynecological problems, so it would be nice to stay here and take care of these girls.

Hey! The third prince took a liking to her and pointed: "This one, she's the one."

"what?"

Lord Lu took a deep breath and turned his head to look at the old woman carefully. She was definitely not ugly. After all, those who were able to stay and be a "mother" were all top prostitutes in the brothel back then. After all, not every top prostitute would be deceived by a scholar to redeem herself. There were always those who worked until they were laid off at the age of thirty.

These prostitutes who were laid off from famous places would either find an honest man to marry, or lower their status to become secret prostitutes. This is how the secret prostitute alleys in many places came about. In the old days, they flew in front of the mansions of the rich and powerful, and now they have flown into the homes of ordinary people.

Of course, there are also those who are re-employed after retirement. These people either have excellent communication skills or are very efficient in their work.

Generally, they work until they are in their 40s or 50s, then retire from their jobs to do laundry, which is pretty much the end of their lives. Very few prostitutes can live past 60, mainly because no one treats them as human beings. When they get sick, they are just thrown aside to die. Either they have the money to find someone to treat them, or they are carried to a mass grave and thrown away when they develop corpse spots on their bodies.

"Your Highness, do you really want this?"

"You are getting too nosy, kid. What's the matter? Is your Lu family going to ascend the throne? Even my father can't control me."

This reckless man...damn it.

Lu Chengqing was so sweaty after hearing his words that he quickly apologized and said, "Your Highness, Your Highness... Please don't hurt me. I will go and help Your Highness later."

His plan was actually very simple. He was going to find a reason to bring Xia Daosheng into conflict with His Highness. There were so many pretty girls in this place, and the one who could play the leading role must be Xia Daosheng's. It would be interesting to see the conflict then. But who knew that this guy was really a wild boar. He would not eat the bran, but insisted on chewing that old woman.

Never mind. There is still a lot of time. This one doesn’t matter. I can just find the opportunity later.

After the show was over, the "mother" was cleaning the theater. She had long since shed the glamour she had in the capital and was now wearing coarse clothes, looking extremely simple.

While she was working hard, suddenly a fan was placed on her chin, lifting her face.

"Tsk tsk, she's not ugly, but there are wrinkles at the corners of her eyes." Duke Lu said with a tsk tsk sound. After taking a closer look, he thought for a moment and said, "Go and keep my young master company. Don't neglect him."

His arrogant tone was in line with his status as a hereditary county lord, but the woman waved her hands again and again: "Sir, please stop joking. I am just a fallen woman, so even a joke should be okay."

"Just go if I tell you to. Why are you wasting your time?" Lord Lu waved his hand impatiently, then took out a hundred taels of commercial bills from his sleeve and said, "Here, take it. Don't be bothered. Just serve him well."

She was originally in this line of work. Now her life is not as good as before. One hundred taels of silver is a huge sum of money for her. But this "mother" can't figure out the situation. After all, an ordinary prostitute, even a young and beautiful one, is not worth one hundred taels of silver. But this guy is so generous.

She was worried but reluctant to part with the silver, so she could only walk nervously towards the Third Prince who was fanning himself. However, what she didn't expect was that when the Third Prince saw her coming, he hugged her in his arms and started to sip the wine without caring whether there were other people around.

Seeing that scene, Duke Lu felt retching and nauseous, but after all, that was his highness, and he had no way to frame him. He could only endure the nausea and follow behind his highness.

When they arrived outside an inn, the Third Prince frowned and turned to Lord Lu and said rudely, "What are you still doing here?"

"Ah...this..."

"What? Do you want to give me a push?"

The Third Prince always spoke so aggressively, which made Duke Lu completely embarrassed. He was also a duke after all, although it was hereditary, but...

Never mind. He is a prince after all. I won’t argue with him. After all, everyone knows that the third prince has always been mentally ill.

You know what, this prince has a really interesting taste. He really doesn't like young people. He only likes middle-aged women in their thirties.

Even if he was a retired professional player, he was no match for the rookies. The third prince was so comfortable with the service that he didn't leave the inn for three whole days.

Such things naturally did not escape Xia Lin's eyes and ears. After hearing the news, he stroked his chin and said curiously, "Eh? Do you think this thirty-something guy is really that powerful?"

"Just go and try it yourself, why are you asking here?" Tingyun rolled her eyes at him silently: "Why? Are young people not to your liking?" "I'm telling you, be careful when you talk to me, don't forget your identity." Xia Lin pinched her nose and said: "If you develop this bad habit, you will be beaten to death if you go out and talk to people like this."

Xia Lin imitated the tone in the palace drama and said, "Drag him away and beat him to death in a secluded place."

"Then will you help me get revenge?"

"No, you are generally pretty average. The person is dead, and revenge is just a way to vent your anger, you know what I mean."

Xia Lin put the pen aside after he finished speaking. "That's about it for the store reconstruction plan. But don't bother with this track. It's too eye-catching and will make people hate you. You were lucky that you didn't get burned to death last time. You won't be so lucky next time."

"Then I have to do something. I have to make money to pay off my debts."

Xia Lin leaned back in the recliner. The spring breeze was gentle at this time and it was very comfortable to lie here. When the breeze blew, the air was filled with the fragrance of flowers wafting from the mountains.

"Hey! I have an idea." Xia Lin clapped his hands: "We can start a whole fast food chain."

"Fast food? What is fast food?"

"Fast food is all about speed. You just go in, wash yourself, take off your pants, clean yourself up, and then you can leave."

"That's a brothel!" Tingyun rolled his eyes almost to the sky: "You are talking nonsense again."

Xia Lin just laughed while sitting there. After laughing for a long time, he said, "Fast food is for those who don't want to eat at home or are in a hurry. You see, nowadays, commerce is developed, and there are endless caravans coming and going every day, but most people are reluctant to go to restaurants. They eat unpalatable cakes and drink bland well water. It's not easy for them to have a hot meal when they are in a hurry, and they can't take the food from the shops outside the street to eat on the road, so there is still room for the fast food industry."

"But food is perishable."

"Don't panic, let me think it over."

After he finished speaking, he stood up and pinched Miss Tingyun's lower back: "Come on, follow me to the street to take a look."

"coming!"

Miss Tingyun followed Xia Lin in small steps, but it must be said that Miss Tingyun's appearance was still very eye-catching. She was a big star herself. Many literati and poets came from far away just to watch her play. Many people were even obsessed with her to the point of committing crimes.

And Miss Tingyun has become more beautiful than before after coming here, probably because of her mood. Anyway, everyone says that her face looks more relaxed and elegant.

"What are we going to see?"

“Look at what passers-by eat.”

Xia Lin turned his head and whispered, "If you want to work in an industry, you need to have a general understanding of the basic market conditions of the industry, and then determine the products and target groups based on these conditions. Oh, if only my Tang Baoer were here, she wouldn't become a nun on Mount Lu, would she?"

"What are you talking about? You've been married for so long, have you gone to look for someone else? She's different from me. Although she's a merchant, she's from a famous family after all. It wouldn't be nice for her to get close to you. Look at me. I'm like a maid now. Are you going to ask her to be a maid?"

"Eh? What you said makes sense." Xia Lin clapped his hands: "I'll go look for her in a few days."

"You seem to be extremely smart, but how can you go there? People are very jealous. When you got married, they gave you 20,000 kilograms of sugar. Do you know why? They wanted you to not forget the sugar. Think about it, what was her name?"

"Oh~~~ is there another meaning?"

"You really make me so angry." Tingyun shook his head and sighed, "If you use half of your ability to deal with men to deal with women, you don't know how many wives and concubines you will have."

"Then what should I do now?"

"What else can I do? No matter how you show up now, it won't work. If I were her, I would think you came to Mount Lushan alone without telling your wife. You dare not offend your wife but still want to cheat on her. What else can you do but be an asshole?"

Xia Lin gasped, "It's not that I don't use the same energy I would use to deal with men to deal with you. It's just that you women are too difficult to deal with. No matter how disgusting a man is, he can't be as disgusting as you."

"Look, look! You are like this, so just let her wait."

As they were walking and talking, Xia Lin met the Third Prince who had just walked out of the inn. This sudden sight almost scared Xia Lin. It had only been a few days since they last saw him. The Third Prince had sunken eye sockets and dark circles that looked almost like smoky makeup. He looked like he had puffed up cheeks, and his steps were frivolous. He wandered around with dull eyes, looking quite dangerous.

Isn't this poisoning? Brother, you can die anywhere, but please don't die here...

(End of this chapter)