Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 300 Someone is about to be beaten up

After roughly understanding his sister's disease mechanism, Li Shimin was secretly shocked.

This… this… this… this intestines are rotten, and they are falling out. How painful it must be. When he was stationed at the border, he got frostbite and a piece of flesh rotted on the back of his foot. He was a strong man and almost cried out in pain. It was just a superficial injury. The intestines in his stomach were rotten.

But speaking of frostbite, it seems that the garrison at Yanmen Pass later sold a very useful frostbite ointment, and there have been no more reports of soldiers at the border having their ears frozen off. Although that stuff is not cheap, I heard that it is made with oil, and it is the recipe given by Xia Daosheng. Now both the border troops and passing merchants use it, and it is very useful.

"With the intestines cut out, how can you still eat?" Li Shimin was so cute in front of Princess Pingyang that he dared not speak too loudly: "Won't it leak out? Your stomach will be full of shit."

Seeing her younger brother, Princess Pingyang felt helpless. He was really smart, but he was already in his twenties but still acted like a child.

But it's true. Looking back at Xia Lin, he seems more experienced than his younger brother, but he is still a jerk when it's time to be a jerk. It seems that except for those old-fashioned people, all men with a little ability in this world seem to be unruly by nature.

"Mother Dong said it has been sewn up and it won't leak."

"This can still be sewn, that's amazing. Sister, are your intestines still there? I want to see your intestines."

Hearing this, the princess covered her wound with her hands again, wincing in pain. She had never expected that her brother would actually say such idiotic words. What was so good about that thing? It was just a piece of rotten meat. She felt disgusted at the first sight of it.

"What are you looking at? Don't look! I haven't finished talking to you yet."

"Your guard has been arrested, and you're not angry? I'm going to ask for an explanation for this matter."

Li Shimin was also very angry when he mentioned this. He took a deep breath and said, "No one in the world dares to arrest anyone from my Li family."

"Go ahead. If you go, I believe we'll arrest you too."

"Do not believe!"

After Li Shimin finished speaking, he was about to stand up. Princess Pingyang lowered her eyes and continued reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and did not even try to stop him.

Sure enough, three quarters of an hour later, someone reported that Li Shimin had broken into the prison and was captured by Xia Lin. Now Lord Xia asked Her Royal Highness the Princess how to deal with him.

"Lock him up for three days." Her Royal Highness the Princess raised her eyes slightly and said in a cold voice: "It's really impossible to teach someone."

Xia Lin, who had received the news, went directly to the prison to meet Li Shimin again. At this moment, Li Shimin was holding on to the railings with his arms hanging outside, chatting with the guards who had been locked up for several days. When he saw Xia Lin coming, he chuckled and said, "Master Xia, you have such great power that you even arrested me."

Xia Lin pointed at Lord Lu, who was sleeping on the ground with his arms folded, and said, "Didn't you see who he is?"

Li Shimin turned his head and took a closer look and found that the disheveled man was actually Lu Chengqing, Duke of Lu. Although this man was a loser, the Lu family was still okay. How could he have ended up in such a situation?

"Okay, I don't know him well." Li Shimin waved his hand: "Why? Are you here to let me out? I won't go out. I'll wait for my sister to come and seek justice for me."

Xia Lin smiled, then personally added a lock to his cage: "Your sister asked me to lock you up for three days. Knowing that you are very strong in fighting, she also specifically asked me to add an extra lock."

"Impossible! There is absolutely no way my sister would say that!"

"Go ask it yourself when you get out."

Xia Lin turned the cell key in his hand twice: "Have a good rest for a few days, Prince Li."

Li Shimin was not panicked. He just scratched his head and sat in the prison. However, he was lively and good at communicating with others. After Xia Lin left, he sat there and chatted with the prisoners.

Most of the people here are petty thieves, while those convicted of serious crimes are in another prison, so relatively speaking, the conditions here are much better, but no matter how good it is, it is still a prison cell.

But he didn't seem to care. Although this guy was still a little silly at this stage, it was definitely not possible for an awesome person to become awesome in just one or two days. Moreover, it was his sister who asked him to stay here for three days, so three days would be three days. He didn't doubt what Xia Lin said anyway, because he knew very well that such a thing would not fool him at all, and his sister was right next to him, so when the time came, he would be able to find out the truth after a reconciliation.

But he was still very curious about what kind of method was needed to cut open a person's stomach and remove the intestines, and still have the person still be alive. Has this medical skill become so outrageous?

Anyway, I just can't figure it out.

As for the Duke Lu next to him, Li Shimin heard that he was arrested for molesting his sister. He looked at him a few more times. He didn't know whether he was pretending to sleep or was afraid to get up. Anyway, this guy looked like he was dead at this moment.

To be honest, although Li Shimin couldn't say that he liked Xia Lin, he was actually willing to talk to him more. He felt that he was a person of the same level, and it was worth it even if he was an opponent.

But this Duke Lu, a waste of his ancestors, a dandy who only eats, drinks and plays, a scum who can't lift anything, greedy for ill-gotten gains and inappropriate sex, low-class and vulgar, lewd and dissolute, there is really no good point in his body. Li Shimin disdains such a person. He calls himself a hero, and heroes never disdain to look down at such people. Even if he came up to talk to him, Li Shimin would disdain him and might even beat him up.

"Eh..." Li Shimin, who had been idle for half a day, lay down on the ground and planned to take a nap. Now that he saw that his sister was fine, his heart was settled. Now that he was settled, what was he waiting for? If not, take a nap.

At this moment, Xia Lin came back and stood at the door of the cage with a clean quilt in his hand: "Your sister asked me to bring you a set of quilts again."

"Oh, my sister is really caring." Li Shimin took the mattress and looked Xia Lin up and down: "Why do you listen to her in everything? Are you planning to be my new brother-in-law?"

"BY... you dare to say such nonsense. What? You want your sister to be your younger sister?" Xia Lin immediately became like Lao Zhang: "If you really want to do this, wait until you become the emperor. After you become the emperor, you can grant me a marriage. I won't suffer any loss."

Xia Lin's words straightened the nerves of everyone in the cell. It was really something that he could do right from the start...

Even Li Shimin was frightened by this sentence. He waved his hands repeatedly and said, "Alright, alright, if you keep talking, something bad will happen to me. Leave now."

Xia Lin walked out with his hands behind his back. Halfway through, he turned back and said, "When you wake up, I'll have someone put you in the same cell with Lord Lu."

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, smiled and bowed to Xia Lin: "No problem."

Duke Lu, who was standing by, jumped up and said, "Xia! You are so bold! I will not let you go when the Third Prince comes back!"

Xia Lin glanced back at him, chuckled, and strolled out humming a song.

Whether it is the Third Prince or Li Shimin, they are both first-rate smart people, but Lu Chengqing is a top-notch fool.

Are you still waiting for the third prince to come back? When the third prince comes back, he will only hate Li Shimin for not beating you to death!

At night, the guards opened the door of Li Shimin's cell and put them in a cell. Lord Lu was trembling with fear and kept explaining, "Listen to me, my prince. Things are not what you think..."

Li Shimin had heard everything from his sister, so he didn't care whether you thought so or not. He just stretched his muscles, and his bones crackled for a while, with a grim smile on his face.

At this moment, two yamen runners who were on duty started to yell, "Hey, keep an eye on him for a while. I have a stomachache and I need to go to the toilet first."

"That won't work. I want to go too."

"Go together."

After saying this, the two of them ran away quickly, leaving behind Li Shimin who was rubbing his hands in anticipation of a fight and Lu Chengqing who was leaning against the wall, not daring to move.

"Lord Lu, right?" Li Shimin lifted his sleeves and said, "You're teasing my eldest sister, right? Well, well, I've seen the character of your Lu family. Now let's fight like men."

Li Shimin, a super hexagonal warrior with both high IQ and martial arts skills, is now at his peak.

Lu Chengqing, his IQ is average, he is not mentally retarded but worse than mentally retarded, as for his fighting ability... For a man who usually studies Taoism, takes elixirs, and plays with pedophiles, how can he have any fighting ability?

The two sides had a decisive battle in the octagonal cage. Li Shimin did not kill Lu Chengqing, otherwise he would have to squat on the ground and beg Lu Chengqing not to die after one punch.

The guards in the cell started to cheer Li Shimin up. With the support from the people around him, he became even more excited. He beat Lu Chengqing so hard that he cried out to the heavens and the earth, but no one responded. His screams could even be heard half a mile away, but no matter how miserable they were, no one seemed to hear them. This beating was really a solid one on his body.

While Lu Chengqing was screaming, Xia Lin was squatting outside the lawn of the medical school and discussing the preparation of some medicines with Sun Simiao.

Old Sun was truly an immortal. He usually spent most of his time studying and pondering. After thoroughly studying the book given by Xia Lin, he discovered that it was only an entry-level book. Now, he was chasing Xia Lin to ask him where his master was from, and even shamelessly asked him for his master's secret book.

"Yes, all of them, but you have to give me some time to copy some of them. That stuff covers a wide range of topics and contains a lot of content. I tell you, the pile of books written in tiny handwriting would be taller than both of us."

"Ah? So many? I can't finish reading them in my lifetime? I can't finish learning them all. It's over, it's over." Old Sun was scratching the back of his head anxiously: "What should I do?"

"You divide the subjects, and you have two awesome disciples in each subject. Don't you understand the principle that your descendants will be endless?"

Sun Simiao slapped his thigh and said, "I have to figure out everything myself before I can teach a disciple. Take your mycin for example. It took me a long time to figure it out. How can this thing cure diseases after it was discovered? It's really strange."

(End of this chapter)