Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 310 Goodbye Miss Tang

The clouds have cleared and the rain has stopped, and the wind is calm. Although the snow on the mountain has not melted, the Jiujiang garrison has shoveled a road up the mountain. Although the road has not been repaired, the signs along the way are already clearly visible.

Xia Lin rested in Jiujiang City for a few days, and when he went up the mountain again, the scene was completely different. It was good to have the money, and a few days had made a big difference.

We went up the mountain along the cleared route. This time Xia Lin chose a ox cart. Although it was slow, it was really stable. It was a wonderful thing to see the frost on Mount Lushan along the way.

After driving for a whole day, passing Huajing and Dalin Temple, we walked forward for another four hours to reach the small nunnery where Tang Baoer practiced. The place is not big, with only a few meditation rooms, but the artistic conception is profound. There is a creek and vegetable fields behind the nunnery, and the surroundings are quiet and elegant.

When Xia Lin arrived at the door, a pretty nun about 13 or 14 years old was cleaning there. She was startled when she saw Xia Lin, but soon she tilted her head to look at him. After a while, she walked closer and took a closer look: "You are such a shameless man. You actually climbed up here secretly. Do you know that men are not allowed to climb the mountain in Jingci Temple? Hurry up and get down the mountain. Otherwise, my master will beat you out with a stick if he sees you."

Xia Lin also glanced at the little nun, reached out and picked up her hat, but there was not a little bald head inside but a bunch of beautiful hair tied up in it.

"Fake nun." Xia Lin laughed: "I thought you were a little bald head."

"You slut, I'm going to beat you!" The little nun raised her hand to hit her, but Xia Lin dodged sideways. She missed and slipped, sitting in the snow.

Xia Lin put his hands behind his back and walked through the mountain gate straight inside. Before entering, he said, "Even Donglin Temple couldn't stop me, so how can your little nunnery stop me?"

"You playboy! Don't go in and disturb the monk's meditation."

He ignored the remark and just waved his hand. The three killers behind him stood at the door, just like giant gods guarding the gate. Tears welled up in the eyes of the little nun, but she couldn't move these gods no matter how hard she tried.

When you walk in, the scenery here is really nice. Although the place is not big, it is beautifully decorated. Tang Baoer must have invested a lot of money in this place.

Looking around inside, Xia Lin didn't really say anything respectful, he just thought it was quite fun. At this moment, the noise outside had obviously alarmed the nuns inside. They came out one after another, led by an old nun. She put her hands together and bowed to Xia Lin: "Donor, this is a quiet place for female cultivators. It would be inconvenient for male guests to visit. Please leave the mountain gate, donor?"

This may be useful to others, but it is useless to Xia Lin. He stood there with his hands behind his back: "I am here to look for my wife. I am not interested in other female cultivators."

"Nonsense, this place is full of people worshipping Buddha, where would your wife be?"

A nun nearby had a hot temper. She was already very angry when she saw Xia Lin force his way into the mountain gate, so she couldn't help but say a few more words: "The female cultivators who come here are all women who have been hurt by bastards in the mortal world. There is absolutely no way that there is your wife. Get out of here quickly, or we will report it to the Jiujiang County Magistrate and make you pay for it."

"Go ahead and sue." Xia Lin waved his hand impatiently: "And don't block my way, or I'll burn your place down with just one word."

But you know what, it's true that the girl in the nunnery is very pretty. After all, if a woman wants to look pretty in mourning clothes, plain clothes can make her look fairer and cuter. However, Xia Lin didn't have the heart to appreciate the scenery, but walked forward with his hands behind his back.

"Everyone, don't blame me if you touch me. I'll just touch whatever I touch."

These nuns were all terrified and quickly stepped aside to let him pass. After all, the principles in the world are for reasonable people. It is useless to talk to unreasonable people. This kind of thing that requires close combat with others as soon as it comes in is really too much.

Women naturally didn't dare to stop him. If they were really touched by him, they would lose their innocence.

So the nuns who were so aggressive just now all calmed down. They were definitely going to sue, to the county! To the county! To Lord Guo!

They arrived at the backyard smoothly. Hearing the man's movement, the female pilgrims here refused to show their faces. Xia Lin saw that there were many side rooms and it was not appropriate to break into them one by one, but not breaking in did not mean he would not scare them.

"I know you are here, don't hide. I will count to three. If you don't come out, I will kick each door one by one. Whichever door I kick is the one I will kick. I am sorry to all the aunts, sisters and sisters, but hurry up and put on your clothes."

As soon as these words came out, one of the doors was opened, and Miss Tang's maid came out in nun's clothes: "The lady told you to stop making trouble, she is here."

Xia Lin said, "Oh!" and walked over to pull her out. "Child, go out and play for a while. The adults are here to talk about serious matters."

"That won't do." She said and was about to follow him in.

But at this moment, Xia Lin turned his head and chuckled, then pinched her wrist with his backhand: "Okay, let's do it together."

The maid was horrified and quickly broke free from his hand: "I'd better go out and play for a while..." After entering the house and closing the door, Xia Lin took off his hat and walked into the inner room, where he saw a woman wearing a monk's hat kneeling on a cushion with her back to him.

Xia Lin rolled up his sleeves, walked forward and hugged her horizontally: "Eating vegetarian food and chanting Buddhist scriptures, how can it be as happy as living in the human world."

Miss Tang struggled for a moment: "Don't mess around, this is a Buddhist place."

"Draw down the Bodhisattva's curtain so he can't see."

After saying that, he hooked the door of the inner room with his foot, and then put Tang Baoer on the bed.

The whole nunnery knew about what happened next, which caused quite a stir. Firstly, Xia Lin had been abstinent during this period, and secondly, Miss Tang had not had sex for more than a year.

If this thing expands so quickly, who would care about the gods and Buddhas in the sky?

To say that being disrespectful to Buddha will result in divine punishment, that only applies to those who believe in Buddhism. After all, it is well known that divine punishment will only come upon believers. It is like most Chinese people do not dare to urinate on their ancestral tablets, but 80% of them dare to pee on the cross. The reason is that they do not believe in it. After all, if you hear someone say that God will punish you for this, he will send a black goat to devour your soul.

Others may not know, but it is just right for Xia Lin. As the saying goes, one black, two white, three spots and four yellows, if Xia Lin is not watered with the black goat, it means he is getting angry these days.

The room was warm, but it was terrible outside, because all those who practiced pure cultivation had impure six senses. If they had pure six senses, they would not be able to practice. Since those with impure six senses could hear such noises, most of them had experienced sex, and the oldest was only in their forties. It would be strange if they didn't feel uncomfortable listening to it.

This thing can pass through the body and the problem cannot be solved by just saying "Namo Guanshiyin Bodhisattva".

The head nun here was furious, and went down the mountain to complain without caring about anything else. But the others were suffering. This thing had to suffer from day to night and from evening to late at night. She couldn't sleep well or eat well. What kind of practice was this?
If someone tried to stop him, it would not be nice to knock on the door, and it would be embarrassing to shout outside. It was like a scholar encountering a powerful soldier and he couldn't tell what to do.

Besides, these people have one thing in common, and that is curiosity. There are always naive little nuns in the mountains who have never experienced anything, so they go eavesdrop in groups in the middle of the night. Once they hear this thing, they are doomed. Although they don't know what it is at the beginning, after a while there will be the sound of wind, water, and rain hitting banana leaves, plus the noise in the background. People will become weak before they can hear anything, and all the cultivation in the first half of their lives will be wasted overnight.

Xia Lin, on the other hand, seemed to be fine. He lay there for three days. Tang Baoer was so exhausted that she had to have her meals delivered to her. Most of the monks had also fled.

As for why Tang Baoer didn't stop it, she had to have the strength to stop it. Besides, do you really think she really believes in Buddhism? She doesn't believe it herself! She came here just to wait for Xia Lin to come up and coax her, but she didn't expect that this coaxing was done, but the amount was a bit too much.

If the people from the government office down the mountain hadn't come to arrest the madman who disturbed the Zen temple's practice, he would not have been able to finish the job.

The constables at the foot of the mountain followed the old nun and her men and came over aggressively. After all, the old nun in the temple and the governor of Jiujiang County... how should I put it, they were in love for a while when they were seventeen or eighteen, but they didn't get along because of some things. This became the regret of the governor's life. He then worked hard, passed the imperial examinations, became a county magistrate, and became a county governor. Step by step, he became a very remarkable person.

Later, the county magistrate never married, and the old nun shaved her head and became a nun. Later, the county magistrate responded to the call of His Majesty to cultivate Buddhism, so he invited this "master" from her hometown here. Every now and then, he would ask her to come to his house to preach. The county magistrate was very happy and always let the master stay at his house for a few days.

So everyone knows that the county magistrate is devoted to Buddhism and has a deep affinity with Buddhism. However, few people know that he is actually a pure and affectionate middle-aged man with a long-lasting love.

So when they heard that there was a madman making trouble, they immediately sent the best constable in Jiujiang County to kill him.

He also said that if it was an ordinary lunatic, he would be severely beaten before being escorted down, but if it was a more powerful lunatic, some means would be used to escort him down.

The head of the police arrived at the temple, surrounded the room arrogantly, and shouted through the window: "Listen, you lunatic inside, I have been ordered to arrest you and bring you to justice. Do not resist and surrender quickly, otherwise you will suffer physical pain today."

Before he could finish his words, the door of the room next door opened, and three giant men walked out from under the eaves with their heads lowered.

These three people are so famous. They are the personal guards of Lord Xia. It is said that one is the best shield warrior in the world, one is a eagle shooter and the other is a flag bearer in the army. In the words of the Three Kingdoms, there is Dian Wei, Xu Chu and a young and strong Huang Zhong.

When a captain of the police saw these three gentlemen, he almost couldn't hold his bladder anymore, his legs went weak and he almost fell to his knees.

At this moment, only the window of Xia Lin's room was open, revealing Xia Lin's face: "Who is suffering?"

(End of this chapter)