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Chapter 317: Master Xuanzang Leads the Journey to the West
Xia Lin walked around the serious Master Xuanzang for a long time, then put his hands behind his back and said, "Do you really want to travel west?"

"Yes, my lord."

"So you came here just to ask me for travel expenses and a pass?"

"Yes, my lord."

Xia Lin pursed his lips, put his hands behind his back and continued walking in the room. At this moment, Master Xuanzang was also very nervous, for he was afraid that his request would be rejected.

"What do you want to do on this journey westward?"

"Sir... you clearly know."

Wow, it turns out Xuanzang traveled west because of Journey to the West?

Go against Tiangang!

"Yes, I know. Seeking the true scriptures to enlighten the world. But let me ask you, why does the great Chinese nation need other people's true scriptures to enlighten them? Who among the hundreds of schools of thought cannot be enlightened? You can enlighten them however you want, why do you have to use other people's things to enlighten them?"

Master Xuanzang immediately became nervous. He was only in his early twenties, still a young and handsome monk. He was suddenly asked a question and he really didn't know how to answer.

Even he himself would ask himself, "Yes, why should I use the laws of a foreign country to govern others?"

"but."

After Xia Lin finished speaking, he laughed: "If you really want to go, I won't stop you, but the journey to the west is more than ten thousand miles. You can't guarantee that you can come back alive on the way, right?"

"I have no regrets."

"You have no regrets. If you have the ability, don't ask me for travel expenses. You have to see results for the money you spend." Xia Lin sat down and crossed his legs: "I want three things. As long as you agree to take these three things back, I will form a caravan to escort you. If you can't get them back, you will die in Tianzhu."

"Sir, please speak."

Xia Lin took out a piece of paper and a pen. "The first thing is the seeds of Indian taro. Bring me 100 kilograms of seeds, 5 kilograms of each type. The requirement is that we don't have them, the other party won't sell them, and they must be high-yielding. Got it?"

"I understand."

"Yes, very good." Xia Lin nodded. "The second thing is the minerals from all over Tianzhu. It doesn't matter if you don't understand. I will explain them to you one by one before we set off. You can record the locations where the mineral samples were found and bring them back."

"Third, a detailed map of India and a map of the countries along the way. The countries and their customs, as well as the local specialties, must be detailed."

"Little monk understands."

Xia Lin handed him the note and said, "Okay, wait here. I'll ask someone to come and give you a pass."

"Ah?" Master Xuanzang was stunned for a moment: "Now?"

"What are you waiting for now? You have brought the documents, right?"

"Ah."

"Okay." Xia Lin stood up and said, "Wait."

As he said that, Xia Lin ran to the small courtyard in the town and found Li Shimin who was practicing martial arts. In fact, the eldest princess's health had almost recovered by now, but Li Yuan was still in the capital, and it was not time to recall them, so the two siblings stayed here together temporarily.

"Second Young Master!"

Xia Lin came to the backyard and climbed up the wall by stepping on the bricks: "Stop practicing, come and help me."

Li Shimin looked up at Xia Lin and said, "Sir Xia, you are a local official after all. How can this be disgraceful?"

"It's a long way from the main entrance. Can you come over and help me?"

"What are you doing?" Li Shimin looked at Xia Lin curiously. "You came to my house for no reason. I feel a little panicked."

"Don't panic, don't panic, come first and talk later."

Li Shimin didn't say anything else, and followed him to the top of the wall. The two sat there and looked at each other. Just when Li Shimin was about to speak, Princess Pingyang came over: "Erfeng, you go later..."

Before she finished her words, she saw her brother and Xia Daosheng sitting astride the wall. Princess Pingyang was shocked: "You..."

"No time to explain." Xia Lin jumped down the wall: "Let's go!"

Erfeng didn't know what evil spirit had possessed her at this moment, but after he shouted, she actually ran over behind him.

The two of them walked like the wind along the way, but Erfeng's physical superiority was reflected here. Xia Lin was not so good. He had not exercised for a long time, and although his skills were still there, his physical strength could not keep up. After running for a while, Erfeng's face did not change and his heart did not beat, but Xia Lin was now panting like a dog with tuberculosis.

"I still need to practice."

Er Feng saw that she was able to defeat him after all, and she couldn't help but feel proud. She stood at the gate of the government office and looked at him and said, "You are so young, but you are so incompetent. If you go to the battlefield, won't you be beaten and run away?"

Xia Lin sat on the steps and took a deep breath: "Can't I just not go to the battlefield?"

"You are a good leader, it would be a pity if you don't go to the battlefield." Er Feng said with a smile: "Why don't you call me good brother, and I will teach you how to drill."

"Oh my, I've never seen anyone like you. It's really that serious. You're just an eel, you'll just crawl into any hole you see. Are you so easy to take advantage of?"

Er Feng laughed: "If it were anyone else, it would be boring, but if I could take advantage of you, Xia Daosheng, oh... I would feel really comfortable and happy, just like drinking a bowl of hot soup in the coldest winter."

After a while, Xia Lin calmed down, and the two of them got up and went to the inner hall. On the way, Xia Lin asked casually, "How old is your son?"

"Cheng Qian will be six years old soon."

"Six years old, not bad." Xia Lin gathered his sleeves and said, "Bring him here next year and let me teach him."

Li Shimin was stunned, and turned his head to look at Xia Lin warily: "What? You want to pull a proton too?"

"Look at you, you're forcing me to talk. Who am I? Do I need to use a six-year-old like you as a hostage? I just think your Li family's education is a mess. Your sister is the only good person in the house." Xia Lin curled his lips: "Come if you want, don't regret not listening to me later."

"That's fine." Li Shimin walked forward with his hands behind his back and his chest puffed out. "My son is very smart. He knows hundreds of thousands of words at the age of three. He's much better than me. Let me make it clear first. If I really want to teach him here, don't bring an unlearned child here."

Xia Lin just snorted coldly and said nothing. He could hear the pride in Li Shimin's tone for his son, but some things were really full of regrets. In fact, when he read the history of the Tang Dynasty earlier, Xia Lin really liked Li Chengqian, but Li Shimin was actually somewhat arrogant and conceited, and he was a mess when it came to educating children.

"Then ask your sister to stay here to accompany your nephew. When you go back, fight for the throne if necessary, and rebel if necessary." "Ah! You bastard!" Li Shimin pointed at Xia Lin and cursed: "You are such a complete bastard, how can you say this?"

"You won't do it if I don't tell you?" Xia Lin curled his lips: "What do you think the three thousand elite soldiers under my command are for? They are to fight against your Xuanjia Army."

"I know."

"That's it." Xia Lin glanced at Li Shimin and said, "In fact, some things are meaningless if you pretend. Don't you agree with this?"

"So you know what I'm going to do, and you still let my son stay with you?"

"Don't worry. I said I don't want to do those things, so I don't want to do those things. It's safest to leave it with me." Xia Lin opened the door and looked back at Li Shimin: "Your brothers and sisters, who doesn't want to kill you?"

Li Shimin shut up at this moment and followed Xia Lin inside.

Over the past few days, the two of them have actually become both enemies and friends. They can be called enemies, but they always think alike and do things in tacit understanding, and are even more familiar with each other's behavior patterns than the person next to them. They can be called friends, but in fact, they naturally stand on different positions. Li Shimin even thinks that if he can take over the world one day, the first thing he will do is to kill Xia Lin, and then bury him with honor and treat his family well, so that they can enjoy wealth and prosperity forever.

But this is just thinking. It is really difficult for such a birdman to take over the world. Last night he was still persuading his sister to get some beauties from Xia Lin.

At that time, Princess Pingyang even asked where the beauty came from.

Where else can you get it? It’s far away in the sky and right in front of you.

Of course, the final result was that he was hit on the head with a stick by Princess Pingyang, but the idea had actually been born. After all, the people they feared the most back then were Li Jing and Lao Guo, and now they might have someone more terrifying than them, who might even be younger and more gifted than them.

Forget it, forget it. I won’t think about it anymore. I’ll just take it one step at a time. Everything I think about now is just talk. It’s better to have a good fight later.

As for whether Li Shimin felt comfortable leaving the child here, he was actually comfortable with it. Although he didn't know why, he just felt comfortable.

When the two entered the room, they saw a handsome monk sitting there. When the monk saw Xia Lin enter the room, he quickly stood up and saluted.

Xia Lin let Li Shimin behind him step out and said to Xuanzang, "Hey, ask him to stamp your passport, and you can leave Yumen Pass smoothly."

"What do you mean I just stamp it? What's the point of that?"

Li Shimin looked confused, and then Xuanzang told Li Shimin that he was inspired by Journey to the West and wanted to set off for India.

After hearing what he said, Li Shimin blinked his eyes and asked in confusion, "Why don't you practice Taoism? I have a few familiar Taoist priests in Longhu Mountain, and I also know a few powerful ones. Why don't you practice Taoism, monk? Have you heard of Yuan Tiangang? Go and be a companion to my good friend Li Chunfeng."

Master Xuanzang stood there looking at Xia Lin with an embarrassed expression, while Xia Lin looked at Li Shimin with disdain: "No, you are such an annoying person. You told a monk to practice Taoism, aren't you slapping him in the face?"

"I don't think Buddhism is so profound. What's in Buddhism is also in Taoism. And I look down on those Buddhas and Bodhisattvas who are hundreds of thousands or tens of millions of years old."

"Your Jade Emperor is still 226.8 million years old. How dare you say that about him?"

"But that's true." Li Shimin looked at Xia Lin seriously and with clear eyes: "The Jade Emperor is really 226.8 million years old."

Xia Lin raised his head and sighed, "Okay, give them the seal."

"No." Li Shimin shook his head: "I won't do anything that doesn't benefit me. What benefits can you give me?"

"I'll give it to you..." Xia Lin was so angry at BYD that he laughed: "You're asking me for a benefit after giving a monk a pass?"

"Well, what else? Oh, there is still a score to be settled between us. You forgot about touching my sister's body, right?"

"When the hell did I touch your sister? If you don't explain yourself today, I'll beat you up or not."

Xia Lin rolled up his sleeves, and Li Shimin untied the straps on his clothes, revealing his muscular body: "Fight? Fine, fine, you have to help me loosen up my muscles."

"Forget it. I won't bother with you, a barbarian. Bring me the seal quickly."

"No."

Li Shimin covered the seal on his waist tightly, so Xia Lin couldn't get it. He put his hands on his waist and took a deep breath: "Xuanzang, I think this guy is just greedy for your body. Are you going to travel west?"

"Yes!" Xuanzang also gritted his teeth.

"Okay!" Xia Lin pointed at Li Shimin and said, "Go, stay with him tonight. Otherwise, seeing how he looks like, I don't think you'll be able to leave."

"Okay." Master Xuanzang was also really moved and agreed immediately.

This time, Li Shimin's expression calmed down. He raised his eyes and looked at Xia Lin and Xuanzang quietly. He took a deep breath and said, "If anyone mentions playing with monks to me in the future, I will break their legs!"

"Bring it to you!"

Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, Xia Lin quickly pulled the seal off his waist and threw it to Xuanzang: "Quick! Put it on!"

Xuanzang was very fast. He stamped his pass with three taps. Then he returned the seal to Li Shimin and put his hands together: "Thank you for your actions. May all the Buddhas bless you. Amitabha."

Li Shimin took the seal, turned his arm and held Xia Lin in his hand: "Boy, you are in big trouble."

But Xia Lin untied Li Shimin's belt with just a pull, and his pants slid down to his ankles.

"Eh!"

Li Shimin quickly let go and held up his pants with both hands: "You kid played dirty!"

"Hehe." Xia Lin patted Xuanzang on the shoulder and said, "Go ahead, take a few days' rest, and I will arrange for you to set off with the caravan."

"Thank you, Master Xia, and thank you, Prince."

After saying this, Xuanzang did not dare to stop for a moment. His legs moved quickly and he disappeared in a few breaths.

"Go ahead." Xia Lin looked at the aggressive Li Shimin and said, "I don't like to owe favors to others. Do you want me to compensate you with something?"

"As for things, I don't need anything. I don't have anything on you that I'm interested in. My sister has been feeling depressed these days. How about you think of a way to cheer her up? That shouldn't be difficult, right? My sister is a very nice person, pretty and gentle."

"It's good-looking. I assume you're right. This is gentle..." Xia Lin crossed his arms and looked Li Shimin up and down: "Are you two siblings trying to recruit me and set up a beauty trap for me?"

(End of this chapter)