Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 361: It’s our first meeting, please take care of me
"Why are you so angry today?"

The two of them were walking by the river. Princess Pingyang was now relaxed. Damn her reputation. She had no reputation at all. The news had spread in the court, but there was no movement. Anyway, there was nothing to explain when things had developed to this point. If there was no explanation, she would just go with the flow.

"I will definitely be unemployed for a long time after I come back this time. Aren't you planning to take this opportunity to quickly bring the baby out?"

"What's the point of telling me..."

Princess Pingyang paused, and subconsciously widened her eyes: "I can't have a child with my body."

"Hey... that's not right, Princess. You..."

"No, no." Princess Pingyang waved her hands quickly: "That's not what I meant. What's next?"

"So I was ready to work harder, but Dr. Sun said I shouldn't be impatient and told me to abstain from sex for three months. I can't even use my hands. How can I not get angry?"

Princess Pingyang was also in a state of confusion: "Don't tell me about this kind of thing. After all, there are differences between men and women."

"Brother, why do you care about this? Don't tell me you haven't understood this after being married for ten years. Just understand it, don't pretend." Xia Lin sighed with his hands behind his back, "So I just want to ask you out for a drink, get you drunk so I can see your ugly side and make myself happy."

"Beast!"

Princess Pingyang bent down, picked up a pebble and was about to blow it at Xia Lin's head, but he dodged it swiftly. Then Xia Lin dodged a distance away and said, "Don't get excited! If you get excited again, blood will spurt out again."

"A person shouldn't be so mean." Pingyang took a deep breath and said, "Do you really like to see me make a fool of myself?"

"Who knew you would eat beef and goose while I was away? I have to admit you're amazing." Xia Lin shook his head and said, "You are a bit of a weirdo. By the way, I want to ask you something. Do you know the head of the Dugu family?"

"Then why don't you recognize him? What happened? Did he provoke you?"

"It's not considered provoking." Xia Lin shook his head. "It's just that this guy made a lot of money following me. I thought that everyone said that the daughter of the Dugu family is pretty. He made so much money here, so he should at least sell me a daughter, right?"

"Abstinence! I ask you to abstain from sex!"

Princess Pingyang broke off a willow branch and started whipping Xia Lin, who was beaten so hard that he screamed like a monkey.

"I'm so angry." Princess Pingyang threw away the willow branch, panting. "How dare you get involved with someone from the Dugu family? His family is the maggot on the tarsal bone of the dynasty. My Li family has long stopped intermarrying with the Dugu family."

"Then will you marry into the Xia family?"

"Okay." Princess Pingyang is a hero: "With my current reputation, it is reasonable for me to marry you, but a princess of the Li family will not be a mistress, so you should consider it."

"Hmm... Is this One Word King okay?"

Seeing that the princess was about to take action again, Xia Lin quickly ran to the front and said, "A gentleman should use words instead of fists. You are such a rude person."

"What's the point of talking about manners? Come here and get beaten!"

The two of them had enough fun and were really a little tired, so they sat down in the secret base by the Xia Lin River to rest. This place had not been taken care of for a long time, and the grass around it was already more than a person tall. Xia Lin threw stones into the water while squinting his eyes at the sparkling waves on the river surface: "Why don't we have a wild artillery here? No one will find out, it's very secret."

"Get lost." The princess had no other choice but to curse him. After all, she had long been accustomed to this bitch. Sometimes it was quite interesting to hear him say such mean things: "I heard that this time your 20,000 men defeated the Duke of Dingguo's 50,000 men?"

"Isn't that your relative? Why do you seem to have no reaction at all?"

"What does it have to do with me? The common people are relatives. When they come to us, there is no kinship at all."

Xia Lin nodded: "I understand. Twenty thousand elite soldiers against fifty thousand useless people, isn't that just a piece of cake? Next time I have a chance, I will take you to my military camp to broaden your horizons."

"really?"

"Of course, but Your Highness Princess, do you have to give me some benefits?"

"Do you want a kiss or a hug? Do you have anything new besides these?"

Xia Lin stroked his chin and was silent for a moment: "It's okay to just let me have some fun."

"You're just walking around like that, there's no point in being serious."

The two of them sat there and talked about war for a while. Pingyang was an expert, and he felt that Xia Lin was probably not telling the truth. He made it sound like a closed door to beat a dog when he said that a small force could defeat a large force. But she didn't ask too much, she just wanted to go to Xia Lin's barracks to take a look.

"Can you really let me go to the barracks? Are you not afraid that I will leak the secret?"

"Leak the secret? Go ahead and leak it. If I'm worried about this, why would I bring you along?"

"You are a person who is sometimes open and honest like a gentleman, and sometimes timid like a pervert."

"That depends on the situation. For example, when we're just the two of us, what's wrong with me being a little lustful? Confucius said that food, sex, and love are the greatest desires of human beings. But when it comes to serious matters, it's unnecessary. Let's keep things separate." Xia Lin lay on the flattened grass, turned his head to the princess' waist and sniffed it: "Well, the smell of the medicine has become much lighter. If you can abstain from food, you'll probably be fine."

"Then I want to see how long you can abstain from sex. You have a lot of tricks when you talk about others. By the way, don't you want to meet the head of the Dugu family? He happens to be in Fuliang. We can meet him today."

“He is in Fuliang???”

Xia Lin jumped up from the ground, shouting until his voice broke.

"Calm down, don't you know? He came to Fuliang before me, and he has his own house here, and he lives here for half a year a year." "Fuck you, I was wondering why he followed me so closely. Oh, so BYD is right under my nose? Okay, I want to see how powerful this bastard is, you can make some arrangements for me later, I want to meet him."

"Okay." Princess Pingyang nodded, but suddenly seemed to remember something: "But I have to make it clear first, the head of the Dugu family has some quirks, so don't touch him when you see him."

"I am sick, why would I touch him?"

"That's fine."

Pingyang was very efficient and she quickly contacted Duguhan. When Duguhan heard that Xia Lin wanted to see him, he became quite interested.

"Sister, there is something I don't understand." Dugu Han waved his fan and called Pingyang: "If it were someone else, I'm afraid sister wouldn't be so attentive. Could it be that these rumors are not all hearsay?"

"Don't worry about that. This is my sister's private matter. If he touches you when you go to see him, just be patient and don't lose your temper."

"He touched me?" Dugu Han shuddered, "Isn't this...not good?"

Pingyang was so angry when she mentioned this. She took a deep breath and said, "Oh, you don't know. Although this man is one of the most famous people in the world, if you get to know him well, you will know that he has no rules and no manners. He is rude and has a strong curiosity. If he sees you, he will definitely question whether you are a man or a woman and want to touch you."

"It's gone." Dugu Han swung his fan: "It's disgusting."

"If you don't see him, he will send soldiers to surround you, and then come in to find you, and then he may strip you naked."

Dugu Han's face turned cold: "He dares! Let him try."

"Okay, I'll tell him."

Princess Pingyang hadn't even reached the door when Dugu Han followed her out: "He dares... Let's go, hey, we'll have to meet sooner or later."

As they walked along the road, Dugu Han was still mumbling to Princess Pingyang: "I was born this way and it's not what I wanted. Why would anyone doubt whether I am a man or a woman?"

"So are you a man or a woman?"

"Of course it's a man."

"I don't believe it." Princess Pingyang shook her head: "I won't believe it no matter who comes."

"If you don't believe me, what can I do?" Dugu Han sneered, "Are you really going to check my body? Who in the world dares to check my body?"

After finishing speaking, Princess Pingyang and Dugu Han were silent, because someone really dared...

Although Xia Lin did not know Dugu Han, the Dugu family had studied Xia Lin thoroughly inside and out in order to make money with him. As the head of the family, Dugu Han naturally knew what an arrogant person Xia Lin was. His arrogance was definitely not just talk, he really dared to do it.

So during this meeting, it was Dugu Han who was nervous. If it were anyone else, it would be a great thing to be able to meet the head of the Dugu family, but now there was someone who could make Dugu Han tremble with fear.

"I was really worried that he would touch you."

"I am worried, too."

"What are you worried about?" Princess Pingyang glanced at him in surprise and said, "Aren't you a man? A man should be touched if he wants to be touched."

"Disgusting."

The two chatted all the way to the place where Xia Lin was waiting, which was actually Princess Pingyang's residence. When they entered, Princess Pingyang found that Xia Lin was not in the living room. After looking around, she found that he was sleeping under his quilt.

"Everyone is here, you're still sleeping?"

After shaking him awake, the princess didn't care that he was only wearing shorts: "Get up!"

Xia Lin sat up dazedly and put on his clothes while yawning. "I'm sleepy. There's nothing I can do. How come there's no one to cook and clean in your house? I'll arrange two for you tomorrow. Don't worry, I'll pay the salary."

"I don't need it. I usually eat at the medical school and just take a nap when I come back. Hurry up... Oh, your posture is so ugly."

Xia Lin simply lifted his hair and prepared to go out with his hair disheveled, looking like a romantic and wild scholar from the Wei and Jin dynasties.

"That's it."

"No, no." Princess Pingyang dragged him back to the dressing table and said, "Sit down!"

After the princess combed her hair, Xia Lin looked radiant, and then the two of them went to the living room together.

Dugu Han was not surprised to see Xia Lin come out, but he was even more convinced that there was some unspeakable secret between the two of them. After all, if they were a guest, no one would come out of the host's boudoir, and he was sleepy, with pillow marks on half of his face.

Princess Pingyang stepped forward and gave a brief introduction, and Xia Lin's spirits instantly recovered. He looked Dugu Han up and down, and even walked around him in circles.

"Monkey steals peach!"

It was too late. Dugu Han blocked Xia Lin's monkey paw with his fan. He smiled and shook his head: "Master Xia, that's a bit rude."

(End of this chapter)