Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 369 I See How Charming the Green Mountains Are

Strictly speaking, Chai Shao, this loser, didn't even get to touch the princess's butt in ten years.

Of course, Xia Lin had never touched her. After all, she was Princess Pingyang, and he could flirt with her verbally, but it would be neither pretty nor decent to actually touch her.

"Your Highness, I want to ask you something. Tell the truth."

"No." Pingyang shook his head. "What good words can a filthy person like you say? You either asked me if I was thinking about love or asked me if I wanted to enjoy the pleasure of sex in this secluded place. I said yes, but I have to be the main wife. If you can give me the title of the main wife, what can I do if I agree to you?"

"Look at you, you are looking down on people with your dog eyes."

"Do you see this stone? If you continue to use foul language, it will be on your head the next moment."

Xia Lin hugged his knees and said, "I want to ask, why do you always delay going back to Chang'an? Is it because you don't want to face the troubles at home?"

The princess said nothing, just chuckled and then let out a long sigh.

After a long time, Xia Lin still didn't get an answer, but he didn't need an answer anymore, because the silence of adults is sometimes the answer, and talking too much will make people irritated.

Xia Lin slowly moved to Pingyang's side and patted her knees: "Don't panic, Your Highness. Li Shimin will win."

This sentence amused the princess. She took a deep breath and shook her head: "It's difficult. After all, my eldest brother is the eldest son, and Erfeng has no external help and is fighting alone. It is extremely difficult to win."

Xia Lin didn't say anything, because when he thought about it, it seemed true. The real Xuanwu Gate Li Shimin was surrounded by many masters, while the current Li Shimin only had a lonely courage. He was indeed the strongest carbon-based creature in the seventh century, but the problem was that his elder brother Li Jiancheng was not bad either.

"So..." Xia Lin raised his head and glanced at the princess's profile: "You are planning to leave Er Feng a last escape route."

Princess Pingyang still didn't answer, but her head instinctively turned towards Xia Lin, but she quickly turned it back. At this time, County Magistrate Xia grabbed her head and pushed it down: "If you want to lean on me, just lean on me. We are brothers."

"You're being a little rude."

Pingyang said this, but he still put his head on his back: "You are overstepping your authority, don't you know that?"

"When did you, Zang Tang, care about this?" Xia Lin lowered his head and began to take out a piece of crisp candy from his pocket and stuffed it into Pingyang's mouth: "Life is bitter, Xiao Xia is very sweet."

The two did not have any more conversations. Xia Lin also realized that the princess was probably the most miserable person of all. The few words about her life in history books were far from enough to outline the individual's joys and sorrows. The dilemma the princess was facing now was not only the problem of the Li family raising the flag to compete for the world, but more of the fact that her originally harmonious family had fallen apart. The brothers and sisters from the same mother would end up not having any contact with each other until they died if they were lucky, but would end up fighting against each other and being attacked by swords and axes if they were unlucky. Her father's inaction and indulgence were just like raising a poison, as Xia Lin said.

Raising Gu, raising Gu, the Gu worms raised with related bloodlines must be powerful, but they also cut off the road of kinship with their own hands.

Princess Pingyang didn't say it, but with her intelligence, how could she not know, what was the purpose of Erfeng sending his wife and children here? Wasn't it to burn his boats? And who was the target of his burning of boats? Was it a foreigner or a powerful person? None of them, it was his flesh and blood brother, his beloved father and brother.

Who can Pingyang help? Help Erfeng kill her brother or help her father get rid of Erfeng? She is probably the most difficult person in the world. No one knows what is in her heart. They only know that she is dirty and has a bad reputation.

After an unknown amount of time, Pingyang fell asleep. Xia Lin sighed, carefully took off half of his clothes, wrapped them around her, and sat there hugging his knees, looking at the river.

Although it was spring and the flowers were blooming, it was still a little chilly. Xia Lin's hands and feet were cold after sitting for a while. At this moment, he suddenly heard a rustling sound beside him. He turned his head and saw the secret agent Luo Gougou sneaking over. He glanced at the sleeping princess next to him, then squatted in front of Xia Lin and lowered his voice and said, "My lord, I have a request..."

"Why are you talking nonsense? Just say it directly."

"I was thinking in the middle of the night, this... Sir, can you ask my fifth brother to bring his sister-in-law to our place for treatment? I think it's too tiring for my fifth brother to just wait for his sister-in-law to leave. Why don't we try here? The consultation fee will be... deducted from my salary."

Xia Lin turned his head and said, "I say, are you fucking mentally ill?"

Hearing this, Luo Shixin's mood suddenly became depressed. He pursed his lips and smiled: "My lord, I understand."

"I thought your fifth brother's wife was dying and would die the next day. You said she would die if she waited for death. Oh, it turns out she is still sick?"

"hold head high……"

"I suspect that what's in your head is not a brain, but a tumor." Xia Lin said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, "Why don't you take him here for treatment if it can be cured? Tomorrow, take your two brothers with you, drive my carriage away, and take your fifth brother's family here for treatment."

"Ah? Sir... this..."

"If it can be cured, then you must let your sister-in-law die?"

"Thank you very much, sir. Thank you very much, sir..."

Seeing this BYD was really infuriating and funny, but on second thought, this was probably the real difference between superiors and subordinates. Xia Lin had never realized it, but even the hero Luo Shixin still strictly adhered to the hierarchy.

It's a bit self-conscious to say the least.

"Go ahead. Bring someone with you tomorrow and say you are doing official business for me. The round-trip fare, the money for your fifth brother's resettlement, and your sister-in-law's medical treatment will be reported to the government office in my name. Your salary is not enough to support your mother."

Luo Shixin said nothing, but just knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Xia Lin, then stood up and left quickly.

Their noise woke up the princess. She leaned over and smiled, "You are quite good at winning people's hearts." "That's wrong. What do you mean by winning people's hearts? I tell you, I have set the rules from the beginning. In my territory, human life is the most precious thing."

"So you killed Pei's son right after you came here?"

"Not to mention the son of the Pei family, even my prince can't escape that knife." Xia Lin narrowed his eyes and said, "Even the king of heaven can't do anything about it."

"You are so gutless."

"At worst, I can just run away, run to the grassland, and kill you all in three years, then jump into the sea."

"Hahahaha, so arrogant."

"You still don't believe me." Xia Lin sneered, "Then I'll capture you, tie you to the bed and have fun every night. Then I'll ask your former subordinates to come over and beat drums and sing to cheer me up."

"It's started again." Pingyang hit him, then stood up: "You are such a bad beast. I should go now. Dong Niang has to go to the ward for rounds early tomorrow morning. Alas, she is controlling me so tightly."

Xia Lin also stood up: "Don't talk about you, she controls me like a savior."

"Abstinence, huh? You deserve it."

The next day was uneventful, and even the following days were uneventful. The calmness made people feel uneasy. Xia Lin still went around cheating for food and drink. Because he was fined for his salary and he really had no gray income, he became the chess master of Fuliang. After cheating all the local old men, many old men from other places came to challenge him.

Old men from other places have more pensions, and some of them who are not convinced even invite Xia Lin to play endgames, but what can endgames do? Can endgames be better than the hell-level computer?
So Xia Lin has really made a lot of money these days.

There were those who were too proud to admit that Xia Daosheng was lowering his status to make a profit, but he didn't care. He would go to the street after work to wait to be challenged. Three or five cents was not too little for him, and twenty taels was not too much for him. There was also that stubborn old man who was obsessed with chess and refused to accept the defeat. He would bid two hundred taels of silver just to beat Xia Lin.

But in the end, he basically came back empty-handed. However, he had his ups and downs in poker. Xia Lin was invincible in the children's group, but he had a hard time when it came to the middle-aged and elderly group, and sometimes he would be defeated by others with only 17 cards.

Until the day of Grain Rain, he was accepting the old man's challenge as usual, when he suddenly felt the atmosphere behind him become bleak. The old man who was playing chess with him was glaring at him desperately. Xia Lin turned around and saw Dugu Han staring at Xia Lin with his arms folded and a look of despair on his face.

"What are you doing here?"

"I have been waiting for you since noon. What do you think I am doing here?"

The old man on the opposite side assessed the situation and put away the chessboard: "Master Xia, please come back tomorrow. I have to go home for dinner."

Xia Lin stood up angrily and stretched out his hand to Dugu Han. Dugu Han was puzzled: "What for?"

"Five cents, my chess game was about to be over when the chariot crossed the river, and you messed it up for me, five cents!"

"No." Dugu Han frowned, "The representatives of all the major families have already arrived, you have to show your face."

"Didn't you say I'd just give it to you? Why do you want me to leak it?"

Dugu Han frowned, looking at him with a smile: "Xia Daosheng, I am also the one who wants to invest money. You let me take charge, isn't it just to tell them that this is a trap? There are not so many fools in the world."

"Okay, okay, I'll go with you. Don't be so aggressive."

Xia Lin gathered up the change he had won and held it in his hand, then followed Dugu Han towards the government office. He chatted as he walked, "Since you started working for me, I've been under a lot more pressure at work."

"That's how it should be."

"Then when can you wear women's clothes for me to see? I'll ask Tingyun to make you a beautiful little dress."

"You are a man, why are you wearing women's clothes?"

"Then I want to see it."

"Thinking about it."

Dugu Han was indeed a difficult person to deal with. Xia Lin looked back at her and said, "Is it so difficult for you to admit that you are a younger sister?"

"I am a man."

"Well, if you put on women's clothes and dance for me, I will allow you to invest in the deep-water wharf in Guangfu next year. That's Guangfu, which can be directly connected to the Monkey Kingdoms and Persia."

Dugu Han raised his eyebrows: "Really? How much?"

"It depends on how much you show, Mr. Dugu. If you don't wear anything, I'll let you get 40%."

(End of this chapter)