Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 381 Xiao Xia's Bad Taste
Since he entered the main hall, Xia Lin has not actually done much work these days. After all, this kind of thing is not something that can be done in a small workshop. It cannot be decided today and done tomorrow. Since it has been decided to thoroughly investigate all the monks and temples in the country, it will take some time to wait for the central government to come up with serious regulations. After all, state-owned laws must be strictly enforced, and law enforcers must also standardize the system.

Xia Lin had nowhere to go during these days in the capital, and he didn't dare to run around now. If some weird monk with an invincible golden body suddenly appeared and confronted him, he would have nowhere to complain. You know, he had asked before, and there was indeed a martial arts world here. Isn't it natural for people from the martial arts world to kill dog officials?

So what was he doing during this time? He was designing standard uniforms for the eunuchs.

Although there are numerous secret agencies from ancient times to the present, such as Xiuyizhizhi, Xiaoshi, Houguan, Huangchengsi, Jinyiwei, East and West Factories, Sticking Rod Office, etc., but among so many secret agencies, the one with the best-looking clothes is of course Jinyiwei.

Xia Lin stayed in the room and worked on the uniforms. Everyone was familiar with the famous Feiyu uniform. He found a lot of reference materials and then started to change the clothes for these eunuchs.

Clothes are easy to get, but swords are troublesome. However, this is not a difficult task for Xia Lin. He reported a plan to the prince, who approved it on the spot and said, "Well, we do need some decent clothes to show the majesty of the court."

This sentence was enough. Anyway, when Xia Lin came to His Highness in his first Feiyu suit, the prince insisted that he make one for him too. It was because it looked good.

Jinyiwei Jinyiwei, how can it be called Jinyiwei without brocade clothes? This satin dress is embroidered with flowers, matched with a jade belt and waist sword, it can really be said to be extremely cool.

Originally, Xia Lin wondered if it was a bit too much for a bunch of spies to dress so flashily, but then he changed his mind and thought that these spies didn't need to hide, so they could just show off.

Originally, Xia Lin's chest did not have a flap, only a cloud swallow embroidery, which matched his fifth-rank official position. But for some reason, the Crown Prince insisted that Xia Lin wear a fourth-rank robe embroidered with four beasts and unicorns, saying that the unicorn beast matched his horoscope and would look good in him.

Xia Lin couldn't say anything, so he could only put on the Qilin Flying Fish Costume, with the flying fish over the shoulders and the Qilin with its claws and teeth bared. Hey, you can say that the prince is not good, but his aesthetic taste is really beyond reproach. No wonder he can choose the Royal Selections like Narcissus and Chuntao. This thing really requires a lot of practice.

After their clothes were matched, they looked very majestic when they walked on the street. The prince seemed to realize that this Investigation Department could give him great power to check and balance the officials in a certain sense, so he really gave the green light to these people in imperial robes.

To be honest, if Xia Lin hadn't been suppressing them, these ignorant eunuchs would have been able to fly to the sky.

After all, Xia Lin knew that spy chiefs in every dynasty usually did not have a good ending after their power expanded. The only thing he really needed to do was to restrain himself and restrain himself again.

Moreover, he has a complete plan, which is being developed now. He uses the royal resources to screen his own complete intelligence system. When the power of these royal dogs begins to show signs of being out of control, he will retire after achieving success, and basically avoid the encirclement and suppression of the secret service agencies by the ministers.

However, the exact time is still unknown, but it should not be too long. Just like the current situation, the prince mindlessly increased the weight in Xia Lin's hands, and eventually this thing will surely become a runaway horse.

On this day, Xia Lin took people to another ancient temple in Jinling City - Qixia Temple early in the morning. Because the incident at Baoen Temple had caused a big fuss before, they had already made all the necessary preparations.

As soon as they arrived, the temple took out all the land deeds, head deeds, body sales contracts, and all kinds of gold, silver and incense. It was obvious that someone had already given them notice, and it was a means of cutting off the tail in order to survive.

Since they have cooperated, we naturally have to be polite. Xia Lin sent people to count the accounts here, while he went to the top of the mountain to enjoy the view.

Qixia Mountain is beautiful in itself, and drinking a pot of tea or having a few drinks in the Zen pavilion on the top of the mountain is a very pleasant thing.

However, there were no literati and scholars who came with Xia Lin today. They were all people like Luo Shixin and Sayad Wei. Drinking tea with him was like a cow chewing a peony, so he just needed to simply enjoy the scenery here.

As for Luo Shixin, he has been quite showy these days. As Xia Lin's personal soldier, he has a very high status in the Inspection Office. Everyone coaxes him to come, which really makes the ambitious Luo Shixin feel extremely satisfied, and he even starts to get some official appointments.

"You said, I'm still wondering, if this martial arts world really exists, why can't there be some demon girls, saint girls and the like? I heard that these demon girls are very beautiful."

Xia Lin suddenly sighed as he looked at the mountains. Luo Shixin, who was standing beside him holding a spear, muttered, "Sir, don't overthink it. Most of the women in the martial arts world are promiscuous, and the sects are even more vile. Just think about it, if a woman is beautiful, how many people will covet her when she walks in the martial arts world. Even if she is a martial artist, if she encounters a large bandit camp, is there anyone in the world who can beat 80 people by herself? Not to mention that she is a woman."

"You can't beat him either?"

"My lord, you are making fun of me. I can fight eighty people one on one. But if the enemy rushes up, with shields at close range, spears at farther distance, and arrows at farther distance, I will either be a god or be beaten back to the womb in three rounds. If I can't do that, then the martial arts world is even more useless. The saints and witches you mentioned are just prostitutes who go to a place to make some money. Being a hero is even more ridiculous. If you really want to be a hero, you should just join the army and serve your country. You say you disdain to be a lackey of the court, but you do petty thefts in the name of robbing the rich to help the poor. Is that also called a hero?"

Luo Shixin was obviously a little excited when he said this: "Pah, they are just a bunch of chickens and dogs."

Xia Lin didn't say anything, just smiled with his arms folded.

"For example, my lord, you can rely on your literary talent to have a life of ease and comfort, but you still work hard to keep the area safe. This is what a hero does."

"Stop taking pictures, stop taking pictures, you're shy." Xia Lin turned around and waved his hands: "I just wanted to ask if there are any beautiful female knights or something like that."

"Do you really want to know more?" "I'm just curious. I've never seen it before."

Luo Shixin was silent for a while: "Then I will take you there tomorrow to have a look."

"you know?"

"Of course I know that every place is similar, and people in the martial arts world have their own ways."

After dealing with the matter of Qixia Temple, Xia Lin handed in the things and account books the next day and considered the matter done. He didn't use them for the whole morning. In the afternoon, he was waiting for news from the court. So he called Luo Shixin over and said, "Change your clothes and go!"

After changing their clothes, the two quietly slipped out of the Procuratorate's Office. Because of their identities, Xia Lin was not very familiar with this place, but Luo Shixin, who was also here for the first time, seemed to be very familiar with the place.

So he asked curiously, "How come you are so familiar with this?"

"Look, sir. There are marks under the tree roots at the corners of the wall. These are the marks left by different gangs and sects. Follow these marks and you will find where they are."

"Oh... so this is how you travel the world."

"What do you mean by wandering around the world? It's just to make a living."

Under the guidance of Luo Shixin, Xia Lin followed him to a street at the edge of the city. This place was dirty, smelly and chaotic, and was called the Dirty Street and Stinky Street by the local people in Jinling.

It is said to be an area frequented by gangsters, but in fact it is just an urban village in the late 1990s, Detroit at midnight, and the Paris underground passage at dusk.

At the same time, this is also the place with the highest crime rate in the entire Jinling City, and even government soldiers find it difficult to infiltrate. Child trafficking seems to be a trivial matter here, and the so-called Jianghu people are far from being as glamorous as those in martial arts novels.

Xia Lin walked in, covering his mouth and nose. The ammonia smell here was irritating his eyes, probably caused by urinating and defecating everywhere. However, the people here didn't seem to feel anything, as if they were used to it.

"Sir, are you looking for a stunningly beautiful female warrior here?"

Luo Shixin's words made Xia Lin laugh: "I'm here to broaden my horizons."

As they were talking, Xia Lin's extremely sharp sense had already come into play. He felt that many people around them had been staring at them, including Luo Shixin. He simply pulled the cloth covering the iron spear behind him, revealing the shiny spear tip. This move was really useful, and many thieves immediately stopped their attacks.

But to be honest, Xia Lin was somewhat out of place in this place. He looked like a scholar, fair-skinned and good-looking, with delicate skin and tender flesh. He looked more attractive than most of the skinny, dark and weak women here. According to Xia Lin's understanding of this era, they didn't care whether they were men or women, as long as they were good-looking, they would be picked on...

"I think they want to fuck me."

"Hmm..." Luo Shixin nodded: "Your Excellency is right. You are much prettier than most of the female warriors here."

Stinky Street is not just a street but a large area, where people from all corners of the world gather. It is like the Kowloon Walled City back then. The houses are messy and the alleys are narrow, and there is almost no sunlight all year round. The residents who have lived here for a long time give people the feeling of being rats in the gutter, dirty, fierce and wretched.

However, this place is not completely useless. In fact, there are leaders in this small piece of land. They can manage this lawless place that even the government is unwilling and unable to manage with their own unique system that is outside the law.

"Where did you come from, little brother? You are so handsome. Come and keep me company. I want you to be happy."

"You can be my mother." Xia Lin smiled and waved her hand: "Switch to someone younger."

The prostitute lying on the window curled her lips in boredom and pulled down the window. Xia Lin and Luo Shixin laughed loudly. After Luo Shixin finished laughing, he said, "Sir, you are really amazing. If it were someone else, they would probably despise you and definitely not be in the mood to joke with you."

"You know, the Central Plains has been trying countless ways to make this kind of place disappear forever for thousands of years, but in the end, only by coming from the masses and going to the masses can we succeed." Xia Lin put his hands behind his back: "I am a person who walked out of such a place, but my style is slightly different."

"Sir... I don't understand." Luo Shixin laughed awkwardly, then pointed to a larger courtyard in front and said, "That should be the residence of the leader here. Let's go and pay a visit."

(End of this chapter)