Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 418 A clever name
Xiao Douya Duguhan's words really moved Princess Pingyang. With his military and literary talents as well as his wealth that could rival a country, what a great start.

It would be easier to understand if we replace it a little bit. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, a certain force first appeared. The lord was a family with three ministers and pillars of the country for four generations. Under his command, there were Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Chu, Yunchang Yide, Fengxian Gongjin, Yuanzhi Fengxiao, Zilong Ziman...

Take another look at Dugu Han, um... there are also Diao Chan, Xiao Qiao and the Fourteen Households of Jiangdong, all supporting the logistics.

If we don't take over the world, it would be like our life has been in vain. We can just stomp Cao Cao on the ground with his head pressed down, and send the kid from Jiangdong to fish in the sea.

"Good sister, please don't hesitate. But if you ask me, you can't tell him about this matter yet. He is a soft-hearted person and will not take any hard measures. You have to tie him up with justice."

"Oh? How do you say that?"

Dugu Han stood up and sat at the head of the bed: "If you say to him, 'Sister, there is a rebellion in Jinzhou, come and help me', he will raise an army to surround you, and then arrest you and lock you up in a small room to give birth to a child."

Hearing her description and seeing her vivid expression, Princess Pingyang laughed out loud: "It is indeed something he could do. So what do you think we should do?"

"We can't use this energy on him. We want to use it on the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince has committed atrocities and the people are living in misery. Now I raise an army again and go to Xia Daosheng to question him, 'You always say that you don't want people to suffer, but now the people of the world have suffered. Do you want to do it or not? If you do, I will make you my consort or queen.'"

"Why don't you say it? If I were to say it..."

"Am I qualified?" Dugu Han pointed at himself and said, "A man goes to another man and tells him about being his consort? That won't sound good if it gets out."

"But he certainly won't do that."

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to do it. Then my sister said, 'Since you are unwilling to ascend the throne, I will now raise an army to put an end to the chaos and restore order to the people and the world. Xia Daosheng, will you follow me?'

If he doesn't follow, he will be regarded as a person seeking fame and reputation. What do you think he should do?"

Princess Pingyang frowned at this moment: "But what if... he would rather start his own business?"

"How is that possible? He was a minister, but he founded his own faction? Wouldn't he be drowned in spit? Would he choose this last resort? It's neither moral nor reasonable. But you are different. You can say that you raised an army to prevent the Northern Li family from causing chaos in the country."

"What's my last name?"

"Dugu." Dugu Han looked at her in surprise: "Why? What's wrong with you giving your daughter your husband's surname after she gets married?"

This little bean sprout's brain works really quickly. Even Princess Pingyang didn't expect that she would blurt out the answer without even thinking.

"When the time comes, you will be in a good position. Even if you don't want to ask him to join you, you can ask him to come and help you. Then, when you have nothing to do, you can have some sex with him. How can he resist? He is such a lustful pig and dog."

When it comes to this, Xiao Douya clenched his fists and glared, as if something serious had been done to him that was inconvenient to tell others but was very serious.

"What did he do to you?"

"No, I am innocent."

Judging from the way she gritted her teeth, it was probably not credible what she said. But it was no wonder. Although this sweet and soft little bean sprout had a powerful background and a smart mind, she was truly powerless. It was like a piece of cake for that bastard to bully her.

You said you were a powerful warlord, who cares about you? You have the ability to send troops to deal with him, but the problem is that it is not worth sending troops. You said you wanted to use your brain to play with others. His brain must be better than Xiao Douya's. Xiao Douya must have tried to play with others, but he probably failed and was played by others.

As for how to play, you can probably guess about 80% by looking at her expression.

No matter what, Princess Pingyang was really fooled by this trick. Although she still had some concerns in her heart, she finally felt that this method was feasible.

"Dayi... um, Dayi."

"Yes, great justice. Although he is not a good person, one thing is certain, that is, he is really good to the people, and he is good at governing the country. He only needs to make a move and you will sink into the harem every day."

"Sunk in the harem?"

"Well... this won't work, he can burn down your palace." Little Bean Sprout raised his head and thought for a moment: "At the moment, sister should start with the prince. My spies in the palace said that the prince has been indulging in a concubine recently. It's better for sister to start with her first."

"Concubine."

She repeated it in a low voice, but her tone was filled with disgust and disdain that could not be concealed. She was a princess granted by the emperor, and going to please a concubine, what a joke! Not to mention the prince's concubine, even the emperor's concubines would have to show courtesy when they saw her.

"Sister, you still can't let go of yourself." Dugu Han chuckled: "If you really can't let go, then let me do it. I have many sisters in my family."

"Do we really have to do this? If we really cause chaos in the world..."

"The queen is the one who is in power, sister." Dugu Han laughed, "If Emperor Hongbao could live another thirty years, everything would be fine, but Emperor Hongbao doesn't have many days left. If you let that incompetent emperor come to power, there will be no good days for the world. It's better for you to be the number one female emperor in the world."

"The offspring..."

"Become the emperor first and then think about the issue of offspring." Dugu Han's eyes rolled: "If you give birth to one, just say it's mine." "Oh! You are so calculating."

The princess finally recovered from the shock. If she gave birth to a child, it would be a child of the Dugu family. No matter what, Dugu Han would be a person of the same level as Lu Buwei in the future, and he would be the nominal father. As for who this child would be, it was easy to guess.

Let’s put it this way, with this child, the country will be peaceful. But if this child is born to someone else, not to mention the country, even the throne can be overturned.

It's not that she looked down on Er Feng's military and literary skills, but mainly because he was too powerful. Even without using force, he had a hundred ways to overthrow a country.

"Is it necessary to give birth to this child?"

"Sister, what do you think? If you become the emperor, this child must come from your belly. Otherwise, it's nonsense. You can also ask your nephew to be the emperor, but think about it, since ancient times, we have only heard of children building temples for their parents. Have you ever heard of a nephew building a temple for his aunt? Don't let me say that you can't even enter the ancestral temple. I will give you a posthumous title of something like the usurper emperor. What a pity."

"Cheng Qian wouldn't be like that."

"Cheng Qian will overthrow your throne, I said." Dugu Han said confidently: "Don't forget who taught your good nephew and whose son he is. You can give him the throne, but if you give it to him, the future will be unpredictable."

Dugu Han was brainwashing Princess Pingyang crazily. The princess was not stupid, but she was a military general after all, and there were limitations of the times. She had no way of understanding Xia Daosheng's deepest thinking logic, but just what Xiao Douya said was enough to make him panic.

"So you have to have a son. I don't care whose son this is, as long as he has the last name Li. And I must be his nominal father."

"What if you have one too..."

“I…” Dugu Han was suddenly at a loss: “I…then he is considered your child, so he should also have the last name Li.”

The two of them had even started to name the child, but the princess suddenly said, "I think we should discuss this matter with him in person and see what he thinks. After all, without his help, it would be difficult for us to even start an army."

"Where are you going to find it?"

"Go north!"

"No, sister...are you so decisive? I won't go. It's too far. I don't want to go..."

On the third day, they boarded the ferry heading north. Xiao Douya had no choice. She cried all the way on the boat, but the problem was that she could not beat Her Royal Highness the Princess.

"If you miss him so much, you can just go by yourself. Why are you dragging me along..." Xiao Douya complained while sitting in the cabin: "I know you don't say it, but you miss him in your heart. But why are you dragging me along? I don't want to see him. I hate him so much."

"Shut up, or I'll throw you into the sea."

Her Royal Highness the Princess is from the north. Everyone on the boat was vomiting and she was sitting there with a pale face. She had lost a lot of weight in just a few days. Her little bean sprouts were still buzzing, which made her angry.

Xiao Douya said nothing more, but ran to the deck in a huff. She never thought that this silly princess was so capable of taking action. She did what she said. Li Shimin hadn't even left yet, but she ran away. And she ran three thousand miles, three thousand miles!
By the time they arrived at the northern port, the spies who had sent messages by carrier pigeons were already waiting there, and they received the news as soon as they got off the ship in Tianjin.

"He went to Goguryeo and is not at Huangya Pass."

"Hmm?" The princess was also confused for a moment: "Goguryeo, how long has he been gone?"

"It's been about two months. We may not be able to return until autumn."

Her Royal Highness the Princess waved her hand and said, "Let's go, set sail, report, and go to Goguryeo!"

"I don't want to go to the barbarians... I don't want to go!" Dugu Han protested, but was covered by the princess: "Husband, keep your voice down, don't upset the baby."

The spy looked up and down at his general with a confused look on his face, then looked at the bean sprout-like "man" next to him.

Eh... the general likes this.

Just like that, carried away by the great general's unparalleled momentum, Dugu Han really followed all the way to Goguryeo. On the way, they were even treated with high-level hospitality by the royal family of Goguryeo. When they heard that they were going to look for someone, they even sent a team of people to escort them personally.

After all, they knew this elder sister. When she was galloping along the border, the barbarians from all over the country used her name to stop their children from crying at night.

"I'm dying……"

Dugu Han was now slumped in the carriage: "After I die, pickle my body with salt and bring it back to Jinling..."

"Get up, stop playing dead." Her Royal Highness the Princess lifted her up and said, "I just took you out for a trip, why are you doing this?"

"This is a barbarian land. I cannot leave. If I am caught, the Dugu family will be finished."

"Catch you?" The big sister patted her chest and said, "Ask the king of Goguryeo if he has the guts to do so."

(End of this chapter)