Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 420 is a military general!
There is really no need to bother about some things, the adult world is so simple. Besides, men should keep their promises.

If you say goodbye next time it won’t just be a kiss, then it won’t just be a kiss.

She resisted, but everyone understood what was happening as the princess, who always carried a saber when fighting in battle, couldn't even stretch her arms out.

If we talk about bad luck, it's Xiao Douya next door who is the most unlucky. The house is made of brick and wood, and the beams above are all connected. There is no sound insulation at all. The creaking noise from next door would go into your ears even if you close your eyes and cover your ears, not to mention the creaking of the broken wooden bed at the back.

And the princess, who usually looks well-behaved, dignified and virtuous, is now obviously covering her mouth. It would be better if she hadn't covered it.

"Keep the noise down! It's so annoying!"

Xiao Douya finally shouted out in anger, but the response he got was not the sound of lowering the volume but instead the sound of the wooden bed frame banging against the wall and the princess's noisy voice.

There was no one within a radius of three miles. A point every three miles was used to observe the crops, and the guards also camped half a mile away. Xiao Douya had been very restless all night, and she didn't fall asleep until dawn.

When she opened her eyes, the princess was already sitting next to her reading a book. Little Douya sat up and said, "Oh, my dear wife, you left last night weighing 93 pounds. You must have weighed 118 pounds when you came back today, right?"

The princess turned her head to look at her and laughed: "Why do you have to say such things?"

"What did I say? I'm not the one who's shameless. Now I understand why my good wife has traveled three thousand miles. It turns out she came here to imitate the call of a cat."

"You are talking nonsense. He was the one who did the beastly thing. Why are you blaming me?"

"Oh my, my dear sister, now you are saying such things. You are so strong that you can kill a cow with one punch. Who can force you? Besides, I don't know who did the beastly thing yesterday, but I know who was imitating the beast's roar all night long. My dear sister, the cat in my backyard was not as noisy as you when it started to make noises in the spring. You can hear the noise you made. Your voice is hoarse. You really have worked hard."

Little Bean Sprout was very good at talking. Princess Pingyang couldn't win the argument, so she sneered and said, "Well, today I will skin you like a boiled chicken and throw you over. I want to see how you scream."

"Hahaha, I really don't believe it. Some people have been pure and chaste for more than 20 years, but once they start eating meat, they can't leave it. If my lady can really do this, I respect you as a man, but I'm afraid that some people can't satisfy their addiction, and they will ask me, the groom, to stay alone in the empty room tonight."

At this moment, the princess was finally a little embarrassed: "Absolutely impossible."

That night, she still did not return to their room. The noise was just as bad as the day before. Little Douya was copying the Diamond Sutra while cursing.

On the third day, the situation remained the same. Xiao Douya started to peek. When she was copying books yesterday, she found a hole in the wall made by termites. She spent the whole day digging a hole the size of a fingernail in the hole.

At night, when she heard some noise next door, she would immediately blow out the light and then hold a blanket and go to the hole to take a look.

This observation hole is in an excellent position, with a perfect view. The princess is large, tall, long-legged, and plump, which has a full visual impact. Xiao Douya watched for half the night until her wife lay on the dog without moving, and then she lay on the bed.

Although it's quite embarrassing, it's much more exciting than reading Jin Ping Mei. The white and tender flesh on her body is like wheat waves blown by the wind, forming a sharp contrast with the tanned summer dog.

The next day, when they were having dinner together, the atmosphere was actually somewhat off. The princess didn't seem to be acting strange, and was still talking seriously about the changes that had taken place in Fuliang and the capital in recent days. But Xiao Douya felt something was wrong, because Xia Gou kept looking at her and smiling, and his smile was extremely malicious.

"I think my wife has already told you everything. What's your attitude? Don't take advantage and not do the work." Dugu Han suddenly spoke up: "Tell me what you think. Do you plan to work with us?"

"Great cause?" Xia Lin glanced at the princess and said, "What great cause? What you are doing is not even a rebellion, so how can it be called a great cause? Aren't you trying to stop the warlords in Jiangbei from causing chaos in the world?"

Hearing this, Dugu Han's eyes lit up: "Yes, you are right, that doesn't even count as rebellion."

"That's it. If you don't rebel, why should I care about you? I'm busy and have a lot of work to do. I don't have time to get involved in your work."

"But..." Dugu Han frowned: "This..."

She was interrupted by the princess, and she immediately understood what he meant and stopped talking. After dinner, Xia Lin went to the river to observe the progress of the construction. Only then did the princess pull her to her side and said, "You can't explain it. How can a man like him be my minister?"

"But if he doesn't help, our great cause will be very difficult."

"If you encounter a problem, just ask him. How can he not tell you?"

"What if he really doesn't say it?"

Her Royal Highness the Princess' eyes rolled, and she suddenly came up to Dugu Han and pried open her mouth with her tongue, then started stirring like a King Kong tornado of concrete.

"You are all sick!" Dugu Han quickly retreated, drinking water and rinsing his mouth while wiping it vigorously: "You were not this coquettish before! Your Highness."

"I've learned it these past few days. If he doesn't open his mouth, just pry it open like this."

"Vile! You have read all the books of Confucius and Mencius into dogs' stomachs!"

"I am a military commander. I don't read Confucius and Mencius. I read Sun Wu and Wei Liao. I only know how to do everything possible."

"Okay, okay, you're a military commander, I'll go scold him!"

Dugu Han rushed to Xia Lin angrily, pointed at him and shouted: "What kind of rubbish did you teach me? How did my good princess sister become like that now?"

Xia Lin was just about to go back to the field when he was stopped by Xiao Douya and insulted by her. He was silent for a moment, grabbed Xiao Douya's arm, and started to suck her with a tornado.

"That's what I'm teaching you. Haven't you experienced it before? Oh, right. You peeped at me all night last night. What happened? Are you feeling uncomfortable? Then come over tonight. I'll prepare some medicine and you two can cook it together."

"You despicable thing! Pah! Where is your sense of propriety and honor as a scholar?"

"I don't read Confucius and Mencius. I read Guiguzi Zongheng. Shamelessness is the entry-level course for my profession."

"Okay, okay, okay, one of you is unscrupulous and the other is shameless. You really are a perfect match."

In fact, Xiao Douya is in this state now just to find balance. She...how to say it, after these few days, her mentality is a little unbalanced. Although she may not be aware of this situation, she is really stimulated.

How could she not know what would happen if she rushed over to find this bastard? But that was her meaning, and it would not be fun if she explained it clearly.

"Let's go." Xia Lin put a hand on her shoulder: "I'm going to tell you something, don't tell anyone else."

"You said."

"Her Highness goes to my place every night. You say she likes me a lot, but it's just that. But she has sacrificed a lot for the great cause." Xia Lin raised his head and smiled: "After all, she is from the Li family. I have to admire her."

"You mean...she wants to..." Dugu Han frowned: "That's right, only in this way will you help her, no wonder she is not panicking, she was very nervous before coming." "Hehe." Xia Lin just smiled: "Then do you want to come too?"

"I won't. Now my Dugu family has other backers, so it doesn't matter if you don't want it."

"Then kiss again."

"No..." Dugu Han said no, but when Xia Lin came over, he raised his head actively.

"Oh, you said no, but you closed your eyes." Xia Lin teased her, "Okay, let's kiss each other again when we get home. If someone sees us, who knows what gossip will spread."

"You're kidding me!" Dugu Han punched Xia Lin on the waist, but her strength was too small to move her at all.

Carrying the grumpy Dugu Han back to the resting place, the princess was still reading a book, so Xia Lin put the grumpy little Douya on the chair.

"Where do you plan to start your war and establish your own regime?"

"I don't know yet. I want to ask you." The princess looked up at Xia Lin, "but it seems that I haven't had the chance in the past few days."

"You two haven't been together for a day, so why don't you have a chance?" Little Bean Sprout protested, "Oh, you guys party every night and waste my time. Are my days so worthless? Three months, three months on the way back and forth. Did I spend three months just to come here and listen to my wife making love in someone else's bed?"

At this moment, the princess leaned over and whispered in her ear: "Sister, you will know later that if one mouth is blocked, the other one will be unable to speak."

"Ah?" Dugu Han looked over blankly: "Look at your coquettish look, I don't care who you are, get off my wife quickly!"

At this moment, Xia Lin took a box from the cabinet, cleaned up the table, and spread out a map on the table.

He sat at the table, using a chopstick as a pen: "There are originally ten regions in the world, and each region has its own capabilities. Guannei Road is the largest region in the world. Under the rule of Tang Wang Li Yuan, it radiates to the four regions of Longyou, Shannan, Henan and Hedong. He is truly worthy of the title of the most powerful minister in the world. Hebei Road, under the rule of Cao Wang Li Jing, controls half of Shandong to defend against enemies outside the mountains and seas. Hedong Road, with Yanmen as the boundary, is actually governed by Tang Wang in the west and controlled by Guo's army in the east."

Then he continued, "Huainan Road is now under the temporary control of Wang Shichong because of his attempt to suppress Xuzhou. But it is hard to say whether he is loyal or treacherous, good or evil."

"Jiangnan Province, ah... well, theoretically my father-in-law is in charge, and now my eldest brother-in-law is in charge, but the actual jurisdiction is mine. Because my father-in-law has to assist in government affairs, and my eldest brother-in-law is an agricultural expert, so I have been in charge of Jiangnan Province for a long time. Of course, I also take care of Lingnan Province because the King of Lingnan rebelled, so Jiangnan and Lingnan theoretically have to fight against the four northern provinces."

"Whose territory do you want to take over here? Wang Shichong? You won't just go and take on Wang Shichong, right? You can't do it. Even for Er Feng now, Wang Shichong is as high as a mountain." Xia Lin spread his hands and said, "You won't just come and take over Gyeonggi Province? Then... then you are too powerful."

"What should we do?" Dugu Han looked confused: "We can't do anything?"

"Don't worry." Xia Lin laughed: "The rest are Jiangnan Road, Lingnan Road, and the territory of the old Li family. Tell me, which one do you want to do?"

Dugu Han's head was buzzing. None of these were something they could do...

But there are military commanders here after all. Her Royal Highness the Princess pointed with her hand: "Jiannan Road."

Xia Lin clapped his hands loudly. "After all, you are the commander of the army. You can see the flaws at a glance. Among the ten provinces in the world, including Jingji Province, the weakest one is Jiannan Province. And I will tell you a little secret. The King of Bashu is now in the capital, and his son-in-law is plotting to usurp the throne and rule Jiannan."

"How did you know?" Dugu Han was stunned: "You have been in this remote place for half a year."

"I'm just far away, I'm not dead." Xia Lin waved his hand: "His Majesty also knows about this matter, he plans to let Jiannan Dao go."

"Why let it go?"

"The road to Shu is difficult, more difficult than ascending to heaven. Jiannan Road is the only place that is completely closed and self-sufficient. It can be isolated from the outside world by destroying a few plank roads. Your Majesty's intention is to isolate it and preserve its inhabitants."

"Leave a seed..."

"Yes, the son of a Han family." Xia Lin laughed: "So not only did he not stop it, he even let it go and called his brother back to the capital to stay there."

"So this is what your majesty meant by gathering all the princes in the world together."

Xia Lin smiled and said, "He's old now. His two younger brothers were executed for rebellion one after another. He was not happy about it. He gave me the Twelve Tiger Talismans because he knew that his Tuoba family might not be able to hold on to the Wei Dynasty. To be honest, the Wei Dynasty was not defeated by foreign races but by those feudal families. If the feudal families are not eliminated, the country will not prosper."

Dugu Han glared at Xia Lin: "Are you going to get rid of me too?"

"It will be milder." Xia Lin chuckled, "But not now. If I really start it now, it will really cause great suffering to all."

"You're dreaming!"

"Okay, stop bickering, both of you." The princess pointed at the map and asked, "So how do we enter Shu?"

"Jianmen Pass, where else could it be?"

"Jianmen Pass... one man guards the pass, ten thousand men cannot open it. I..."

Xia Lin pulled out a tiger talisman: "Here."

"You..." Dugu Han was shocked: "You're going to give this to me too?"

"Yes, I will." Xia Lin tilted his head and said, "Since I can't stop the chaos, the best way is to let someone who knows the inside story do it. How about it? Do it?"

"You want to use me to guard the border for you?" The princess frowned.

"What do you mean by use? Why don't you attack Chang'an?" Xia Lin spread his hands: "Or attack Jinling or Hongdu."

The princess took the tiger talisman and clasped her hands together: "Thank you, Marshal, for the talisman."

"Eh? How come you've become so handsome?" Little Bean Sprout didn't react for a moment: "Didn't you kiss the good-looking chubby girl last night?"

Pingyang's face flushed instantly, and he turned back to cover her mouth: "Okay, stop talking, you peeked at me the whole night yesterday and I didn't say anything to you..."

"As for when?" Xia Lin pinched Xiao Douya's face and said, "Within three months after His Majesty's death, there will be a great turmoil in the world. Sanniang will take a group of troops from your father and go straight to Jianmen Pass, and then meet up with Erfeng at Jianmen. If you two take over small Bashu, isn't that a piece of cake?"
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I'm going to update a new chapter today. My previous writings have not been approved, so I've revised them over and over again...

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