Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 474: Arguing with others when you have nothing to do

Several months passed in a flash. During these months, everything was relatively calm and Xia Lin was able to walk on crutches.

Everything was fine in Henan Province, and his two children also safely passed the most dangerous first three months. Sanniang gave birth to a son, and Duguhan gave birth to a girl. It was believed that Duguhan cried for two days after he knew that he had given birth to a girl, and insisted on exchanging the child with Sanniang. Sanniang refused, so Duguhan said he was willing to spend five million taels to buy her.

Xia Lin felt that Dugu Hanchun was sick. It was probably not that she disliked girls, but that Sanniang was showing off her son in front of her.

But now it was Xia Lin's turn to name the children. Although neither of the two children could have the surname Xia, which was somewhat sad to say, Xia Lin, as a father, still had to name the two children according to the rules.

Xia Daosheng, who was known as the most talented man in the world, was troubled when it came to naming his children. He sat and discussed with Lao Zhang for a long time but still could not come to a conclusion.

The main reason was that Zhang's idea conflicted with Xia Lin's. Xia Lin wanted to name his eldest son Chun and his daughter Xia. Zhang said, "If you name them Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter, what will you do if there are more than four of them? What's more, your last name is Xia, so aren't you a son who clashes with his father?"

Xia Lin thought that the names Li Chun and Dugu Xia were really nice to hear. They told of people who would go down in history. If he had younger brothers and sisters in the future, they could be named Xia, Qiu, Xia, and Dong. If there were more brothers and sisters in the future, they could be named Xia Xiaoman, Xia Dongzhi, and so on. He couldn't use up all the 24 solar terms, right?

"It's still snowing in summer, get out of here, I don't agree!"

Old Zhang was extremely angry and was particularly disgusted with Xia Lin's perfunctory attitude. He even wanted to beat him up at one point.

At that moment, Old Zhang acted like the uncle of the eldest brother and was taking this matter seriously. He was even more concerned about it than Xia Lin himself. After getting the child's birth date and horoscope, he went to the Imperial Observatory.

The current chiefs of the Imperial Observatory were Yuan Shoucheng and his nephew Yuan Tiangang. Yuan Shoucheng took a look at the birth chart and looked up at Lao Zhang: "My young master?"

"How did you know?"

"I've already told you about my young master." Yuan Shoucheng laughed, "Direction, gender, birth date, parents' birthdays... Isn't this my young master?"

"Oh, you knew it, right?" Old Zhang's expression finally calmed down a little.

"If I didn't know, Lord Zhang would have killed me, right?" Yuan Shoucheng said with a smile, "But I never thought that this young master's biological father was actually..."

"I'll kill you." Lao Zhang tapped his chest with his finger: "Be careful."

Yuan Shoucheng laughed loudly: "Don't worry, this is such a great thing. I will do the math for you, young master."

Yuan Shoucheng is a very mysterious person. He must have something on him. He is a high-level martial arts player in a low-level martial arts world. Yuan Tiangang and Li Chunfeng's Tuibei Tu are so awesome, but the skills they have gained are not even 60% of Yuan Shoucheng's.

He immediately divined for the young master. If he was not worried about overstepping his authority, he would have gone directly to the royal altar. After three days of burning incense, three days of bathing, three days of fasting, divination, and other complicated procedures, he got the young master to be named "Xia".

When Lao Zhang saw this, he grabbed his clothes and said, "Old man, are you kidding me!?"

"Don't worry, Master Zhang." Yuan Shoucheng smiled and pushed his hand away. "Master Zhang will definitely say that this name is against his father, right? Actually, it is not true. Master Xia is a chaotic number, not in the five elements, and out of the six lines. If his descendants can inherit his name, they will have a long life and a bright future. But this is not possible, so the name is Xia. Dugu Xia. Princess Jiangxia."

"Nothing in the Five Elements, and escaping the Six Yaos? What the hell is that?"

"It's just that his fate is peculiar. Logically, Lord Xia had a calamity when he was twelve years old, a calamity that would have killed him ten out of ten times. But he got through it, and no one knows how he got through it. So his name is no longer on the fate chart. He is a man who defied fate. The last person like him was Wang Mang."

"It's not good to talk nonsense."

Yuan Shoucheng clasped his fists and bowed: "Sorry, sorry."

"What about the other one? What should it be called?"

"This... huh?" Yuan Tiangang was obviously stunned when he saw the son of the Li family's aunt: "Ah?"

"You what?"

"Both children's biological fathers are..."

"Why are you asking so many questions?"

Yuan Shoucheng held his breath in silence for a while, then nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, it's really amazing..."

After saying this, he pulled Old Zhang aside and said, "Master Zhang, I will not hide it from you. According to the inference of this great prosperity, the Li family has the energy of a true dragon..."

"what do you mean……"

"Yes." Yuan Shoucheng pointed upwards: "That's what I mean. Originally, the Li family's true dragon energy should have been rising into the sky, but it was restrained by a chaotic energy. According to the astrology, if this young master's surname is Li, there is only one word that can prevent him from being hurt by the current Li family's five dragons."

"What word?"

"rule."

"Li Zhi, right? That's a good name." Old Zhang nodded. "But what do you mean by the Five Dragons of the Li family? Li Yuan, Li Jiancheng, Li Shimin, and who else? At most, just add the child's mother."

"The other one is Li Shimin's eldest son."

"Oh! I've seen that kid. He's really energetic." Old Zhang nodded: "He has a good appearance."

"More than good." Yuan Shoucheng said with a smile: "But now this child came out, he..."

"Okay, stop!" Lao Zhang took the note from Yuan Shoucheng's hand and said, "That's it. I won't listen to anything else. I don't believe in fate."

"It's best if you don't believe it." Lao Zhang took the two names back to Xia Lin. Xia Lin was now able to walk on the ground with crutches. He was sitting on the wall and teasing a caterpillar with a stick.

"We have the baby's name."

"I wonder why you're putting so much effort into this. My son's name is Dachun'er, what can he do?"

"You are the most talented person in the world. What kind of person would name his own son Dachun... Hey! You son of a bitch!"

"What are you talking about, Dachun'er?"

Lao Zhang swept Xia Lin to the ground with a sweeping kick, with his legs up in the air. At that moment, Xia Lin truly experienced what it meant to "he didn't treat me as a disabled person, nor as a human being."

"Fuck you, are you sick? If I break my leg again, you'll be my shit for the rest of your life."

Old Zhang stood with his hands behind his back, looking at Xia Lin coldly: "I have already asked for their names for you. The younger one will remain the same, just Xia. Dugu Xia."

"What about the older one? I still like to call him Dachun'er."

"rule."

"Zhi? What kind of Zhi? The Zhi of wisdom?"

"The governance of governance."

When Xia Lin heard the name, his mind went blank. After a long while, he asked, "What?"

"Zhi! Li Zhi!"

"No, no, no. This name is absolutely not okay."

"What's the problem? Yuan Shoucheng said that only this word can protect your son. If the five dragons of the Li family are trapped in a fight, your son will not live past eighteen."

Xia Lin struggled to climb onto the chair: "Five dragons trapped fighting?"

"Well, Yuan Shoucheng said that the dragon energy of the Li family was rising, but it was strangled by a chaotic energy. Now the dragon energy cannot go up and is trapped in the earthen jar, so it can only fight."

"Yes." Old Zhang added: "He also said that you should have died when you were twelve, but you didn't. I don't know what opportunity you had, and then you were no longer in the five elements. No one in the world can predict your fate. What did you do when you were twelve?"

"No...I don't remember."

"Oh! Yes, you fell into the water and I fished you out. You were bloated with wine when you came out, but you were not dead."

"Oh... I remember that I was chasing a dog, right?"

"How would I know what you do? Anyway, you seem to have become wiser since you were fished out. You keep saying strange things."

"I see." Xia Lin nodded: "I roughly know why. Okay, let's just call him Li Zhi. Li Zhi is not bad either."

After Xia Lin finished speaking, he suddenly turned around and said, "If it is changed back to Xia, then it would be..."

"Summer Solstice."

"Fuck, this Yuan Shoucheng is something." Xia Lin nodded and said, "He is not an ordinary person."

"You wrote in Journey to the West that he is not a mortal. Oh, did you just randomly put it up because you know his name?"

Xia Lin waved his hand and said, "Give me the name slip and I'll write it to you. You can leave later. Today, an envoy from Nanzhao Kingdom came to give my father-in-law some peacocks. Let's catch one and eat it later."

“Is peacock delicious?”

"Delicious, it's so delicious." Xia Lin nodded hurriedly and said, "Catch it, scald the hair, cut it open, cut it into small pieces, wash it with water, marinate it with soy sauce and wine for a while, then fry it, add onions, ginger and garlic, add rice wine and water, stew it for an hour, and finally cook it over high heat until the sauce is reduced..."

"Okay, okay, stop talking and eat, eat, eat, hurry up!"

These two disabled men, one with his hands tied and the other using a crutch, secretly caught a sapphire peacock and stewed it when the prince was not at home, and then ate it all up with some pancakes.

When the prince came back, he brought many friends with him. He said happily, "A few days ago, an envoy from Nanzhao came and gave me some rare animals called peacocks. One of them was azure blue and shining, which was really dazzling. You will see it later, so don't get too fancy."

When the group arrived at the garden, all the other colorful peacocks were there, except for the majestic and majestic Peacock King. The prince was curious, so he summoned the gardener who was guarding the garden.

"Old Ding, what about the Peacock King?"

The gardener stammered for a long time without saying anything, and the prince frowned and asked, "Where is the thing?"

Old Ding was silent for a long time before he spoke: "He was...caught and eaten by my son-in-law."

At that moment, the whole garden was filled with joyful laughter, except for the prince who could no longer hold back. He finally managed to get a group of people to come over and show off, only to find that the most beautiful bird had been caught and eaten...

"What a bastard!" The prince was so angry that smoke came out of his head: "Go, tell him to come over here!"

(End of this chapter)