Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 477 Xia Yusu

Summer is here in the blink of an eye. Xia Lin's legs basically no longer need the help of crutches, but he is still in the rest period and cannot engage in strenuous activities.

From the time when Gou Zi literature was last released until now, it has been almost confirmed that the current emperor had a relationship with Xia Daosheng. Almost everyone has acquiesced to this fact, and there have been many imitators among the people. For a time, the trend of loving male beauty has become prevalent.

This was a route that Xia Lin had never thought of, and he didn't even know what to do. Fortunately, although these women were having fun, their fertility rate did not increase dramatically due to their love of male beauty. Xia Lin did a statistics during this period, which showed that 7% of men over 35 years old in Beijing kept male favorites, and this proportion was directly proportional to the family environment. The richer the family, the more male favorites they kept, and it has even become a trend in the upper class.

"It's not that I didn't expect this, but I didn't know it would develop so rapidly." Xia Lin was sitting in the courtyard drinking tea with Lao Zhang that day. The weather was getting a little hot and humid, and it seemed that a heavy rain was coming. "Forget it, forget it, it's not a big deal, it's just fucking disgusting."

"Has His Majesty seen you these days?"

"No, it's been almost two months since the last time. I haven't seen him. He doesn't summon me or come to see me anymore. If there's official business, he calls Lao Xu over. If there's personal business, he calls Jin Lian over."

"He's afraid you'll suck his dick."

"you die!"

Old Zhang said nothing, but picked up the newspaper and started reading. In his hand was today's Jinling Daily. Old Xu had run Jinling Daily very successfully, and it had become the most popular publication in Jinling City and even the surrounding areas.

Not only does it contain current affairs, but it also contains interpretations of current affairs. In addition, there are various novels written by scholars signed by the editors of daily newspapers. There are strange stories, martial arts, and various stories, including love stories of monsters and ghosts, fighting in the martial arts world, and family strife.

The most popular serialized work at the moment is "The Return of the Condor Heroes", written by a man with the pen name Quan Guang. Today's series happened to include the scene where Xiaolongnu accidentally loses her virginity in the back mountains of Zhongnan.

"Tell me, how could this damn thing write something like this? It must have been written by a eunuch. A normal person can't write this." After reading it, Lao Zhang slammed the newspaper on the table: "Fuck it, this author should be hanged to death."

"Fuck, you're almost there!"

"Oh, you still know that I am scolding you. Don't you think you deserve to die? You wrote so well, so pure and innocent in the beginning, how come someone suddenly ruined it now? It was not me, Guoer, who did it. I dare not imagine how you will be scolded in the teahouse today."

Xia Lin stroked his chin and said, "Let's go for a walk."

"Aren't you afraid of being beaten to death?"

"He wrote it all. What does it have to do with me, Xia Lin?"

The two men arrived at the teahouse, and before they could even sit down, people around them started cursing. Especially when they read the part where Xiaolongnu was covered with her face and pressed to the ground and thrust hard, some people beat their feet and stamped their chests, and countless others cursed the author. Some even tore up the newspaper and threw it down the stairs to vent their hatred.

"If I jump up and say you are the author, they will eat you alive."

"Would you like some sauce?" Xia Lin turned his head. He was a little scared when he saw the current scene.

"Sauce? You still want sauce? Then make it yourself."

"What the hell..."

As expected, this plot would have been extremely destructive in any era. It was all because Xiaolongnu was too perfect. She could be called the white moonlight of men of all times. Now, the white moonlight was pressed on the grass and violently stabbed. Just thinking about it made my veins bulge and I wanted to kill her as soon as possible.

When Xia Lin was writing books on the website before, didn’t he send the little princess to the Turks as a sacrifice? His comment section was actually quite dirty, but not as dirty as it is now. After all, the books he wrote were not popular enough, while The Return of the Condor Heroes was too popular.

"Who knows who the author is! I'm going to kill him! Kill him!"

There was a scholar who was so manic that he was almost possessed. When he ran past Xia Lin, Xia Lin was worried that he would start eating people when he got out.

"You really want to disgust others just for the sake of disgusting others. I have seen people with vicious minds, but I have never seen anyone as vicious as you."

Xia Lin raised his head and took a sip of tea, then said quietly, "The summer wind is coming."

The line of people who want to blow Xia Lin's head off can now stretch from Jinling City to Chang'an City. If you go out now, you can hear angry curses in various dialects everywhere. They mix in the wind, making people feel that it is full of malice.

Of course, the malice of all these people combined is not as great as the malice Xia Lin gave them. This kind of plot was very explosive more than a thousand years later, but now it is obviously top-level dark and cruel.

But Xia Lin couldn't understand one thing. Didn't this place just go through the Northern and Southern Dynasties? The Wei Dynasty had only been established for less than two hundred years. At that time, not to mention charging across the grass, even bubbling in an iron pot was a common sight. So why didn't these people seem so excited?

I can't understand, I really can't understand.

Xia Lin took a walk outside and felt that his ancestral grave was about to be cursed to the point of ghost fire, if he had an ancestral grave. Even if he had a strong psychological endurance, he still felt a little suffocated. This was not just human words to be feared, this was a real attack by the spirit of words... So he returned to his own small courtyard. Instead of being cursed outside, he might as well go fishing for his father-in-law's koi.

At this moment, in the study room inside the palace, Emperor Jingtai had just finished a day's work. The hot and humid weather forced him to take a bath. After coming back, he sat comfortably in the chair and picked up today's Jinling Daily.

The first thing he saw was the current affairs page, which contained analysis and criticism of current affairs by various parties. He thought this was a good thing, as it allowed the voice of the people to be transmitted directly, omitting a lot of compilation and illusion. This was also one of his daily tasks. After reading the newspaper, he would personally respond to some of the questions from above, and his responses might even be published directly in the newspaper, forming a column called "Emperor Jingtai's Replies". As an emperor, this was the most direct way for him to communicate with the people and it was also a way to gain a good reputation.

Fortunately, there were not many sharp and tricky questions today, which made him feel comfortable, so he turned to the gossip section at the back to see which two officials in the court were fighting over a handsome and elegant actor, and to see what interesting things had happened in the capital recently.

After reading the gossip section, he would go to the military section to see the current voices in the army and see where their opinions are the loudest.

After finishing all these, he would ask someone to make a cup of Fuliang black tea, and then lie comfortably in a chair to read the entertainment column, which is a series of various novels.

If there was wind and rain outside at this time, he would feel that all his fatigue of the day had been eliminated.

Today was no exception. He was reading a novel with a cup of tea and a newspaper, and was laughing foolishly. He had just finished reading Zhou Chu Eliminates Three Evils. He circled it with a red pen and said to the eunuch next to him, "Send this to the Ministry of Rites for review to see if it can be selected for the Imperial College."

After making the comments, he began to carefully read the serial "The Return of the Condor Heroes" which he followed every day.

Emperor Jingtai did not like Dream of the Red Chamber, as he thought it was too sad, nor did he like Romance of the Three Kingdoms, as he thought it was too cunning. He even disliked watching monkeys, as he thought the monkeys' disturbance in the Heavenly Palace always gave people a sense of metaphor.

The only thing he loved was watching "The Return of the Condor Heroes". He really liked the joys and sorrows of a naughty little character as he grew up, and the Little Dragon Girl in the play made him think about her all the time. He always wanted to meet such a girl one day. He didn't ask for it, but he would feel satisfied even if he could just see her from a distance.

"Asshole!!!"

Suddenly, Emperor Jingtai slammed the newspaper on the table and shouted, his voice breaking. The eunuch serving beside him was startled, and even Jinlian walked in quickly: "Your Majesty, what's wrong?"

"Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!!!"

Emperor Jingtai pointed at the newspaper and cursed it three times in a row, his face visibly reddened: "Where in the world is there such a vicious scholar? How dare he do that?"

"His Majesty?"

Emperor Jingtai did not answer. His chest was heaving with anger. He just handed the newspaper to Jinlian. Although Jinlian was not happy to read it, she accompanied Emperor Jingtai to read the latest chapter. When she saw the pure and innocent Xiaolongnu being pressed on the grass and violently stabbed by a stranger, she couldn't help but tremble in her heart.

You know, these days His Majesty likes to ask him to wear white clothes, saying that she is the Little Dragon Girl in his mind. Now, His Majesty's White Moonlight has been given...

"His Majesty……"

"Go, tell Zhang Zhongchun to bring Quan Guang here. I want to ask him what his intentions are."

"Well... I will go now."

Soon Zhang Zhongchun came, and Emperor Jingtai was still angry: "Go, bring me the scholar named Quan Guang. I won't make things difficult for him. I just want to ask him what he was thinking when he wrote it."

"Ah? Oh..." Lao Zhang understood instantly: "Well, he didn't think much about it. He just wanted to disgust people."

Emperor Jingtai was stunned for a moment: "Hmm? Judging from the tone of Zhang Aiqing, you recognize him?"

"Your Majesty, not only I know him, but everyone present knows him."

After hearing this, Emperor Jingtai had a bad feeling. After a moment of silence, he narrowed his eyes and asked, "Could it be..."

"Exactly..."

Emperor Jingtai was silent for a long time, raised his head to look at the ceiling of the study, and then threw the newspaper in his hand onto the table: "I don't need to read it!"

At this moment, Jinlian also reacted: "It can't be..."

"Who else could it be?" Emperor Jingtai said angrily, "I said there would be no such vicious person in the world. Now it seems that everything has its cause and effect. This bastard! What a bastard!!! Go, Lord Zhang, tell him not to stay idle here. There have been floods everywhere these days. Tell him to come up with a solution for me... and tell him not to stop reading! I want to read it tomorrow!"

(End of this chapter)