Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 57 Sent to Become a Nun

The little princess was really reluctant to leave at night, but she had to go. Although there was no Cheng-Zhu Neo-Confucianism at that time, was it true that people throughout history stayed in a hotel with Huangmao just to tell ghost stories?
If the prince knew about this, he would search for Xia Lin overnight and break his legs and throw him into the Gan River to see how he survived...

After finally sending the little princess back to the palace, Xia Lin was not in a hurry to go back to the inn. He sat in the dark, cold and rainy night thinking about how to break the current situation.

If the royal family is so anxious to change the little princess into a little princess, it means that the marriage will be brought forward. Let's be honest, in the original book, the protagonist Ye Liangchen actually played a considerable role, at least for a long time, he curbed the development of the northern barbarians. This time, they seemed to be anxious because the strategy that Ye Liangchen was supposed to offer was not offered. Last winter, the northerners marched straight in from Shanxi. It was said that they almost reached Luoyang. It was the father and son of the Li family who pushed the northerners back. It was said that Li Shimin, the second son of Li Yuan, the King of Qin, was seriously injured. If it weren't for the help of Sun Simiao, the genius doctor from Zhongnan Mountain, a powerful general of the Li family might have been killed.

But this would not be a long-term problem, so it was probably for this reason that the major families, especially the northern families, strongly encouraged the emperor to make peace with the North.

Xia Lin sat there and sorted out the questions in his mind, then leaned against the cold wall with a frown on his face.

You asked if Xia Lin liked the little princess. Actually, he did, but it was not a love affair. It was not the kind of love that would make one's penis hard like Miss Tang's. This kind of love was just a simple love between a brother and a sister. At least it was like that now. As for what it would be like in the future, it would depend on the little princess's own development. After all, copper smelting was not allowed. The eighteen levels of hell would not accept copper smelting addicts. They would be sent to the outer domain to become demons.

Of course, this is according to Xia Lin's personal standards. According to the current standards, the little princess is already old enough to get married. The Great Wei law stipulates that girls can get married at the age of thirteen, and boys can get married at the age of fifteen. But thirteen years old, this makes Xia Lin simply unacceptable. From another perspective, can a normal person accept dating a sixth grader or a first grader? This is not a moral issue, it is against the law!
But the problem is that there is actually a quickest and most efficient solution, which is to officially announce it with the little princess and directly promote Xia Lin to be the prince consort. But this is definitely a bad idea. It's not that the little princess is bad, but once he becomes the prince consort, he will automatically lose all real power. He is called the prince consort, but in fact he is a breeding machine for the royal family, and basically has no chance of development.

This is the worst of the worst, it can only save the day but not the whole world, because if the current situation continues, in ten years at most the northerners will move all the way south, first dividing the river with the Wei Dynasty, then breaking through Xiangyang and crossing the river, and then sweeping across the nine regions and forty-eight states in the south...

When a country is destroyed and mountains and rivers are shattered, how can the eggs remain intact?

As for why the barbarians in the north are so strong, it's because someone is helping the enemy. Some of these idiot families should be tied up and sat in a row at the bottom of the West Lake. Not only did they transfer strategic materials to the hands of foreign races, but they also jointly suppressed their own industries.

However, Xia Lin was not unprepared for this aspect. Aren't they aiding the enemy? Then President Xia will find another way. He has already identified the directions of funding. One is the Longxi Li family, and the other is the Hongnong Huayin Yang family. These two families' homes were occupied by the northerners who migrated south. Although they may not love the Wei Dynasty very much, they must hate the Huns and those families who aided the enemy. It is much better to use hatred than love.

So there is actually nothing wrong with the marriage itself, and there won't be too big a mistake in the direction, but the most difficult part is here. Some things are not wrong in direction but when it happens to you, it is like a landslide.

The little princess couldn't marry, or she would die. And as long as she was sent away, Xia Lin felt that he had lost all his ambition in this life, as he couldn't even save a little girl, let alone the Central Plains Dynasty.

So we must find a breakthrough in this matter.

The breakthrough point is most likely her second brother. As for why it is not her eldest brother, the little princess has said that she is not very close to her eldest brother, and as an official who has long learned to judge the situation, her eldest brother will most likely let her put the overall situation first.

With such a big situation, how could any big situation be more important than her life?

But the second brother is different. He is a reckless man. He doesn't care about the overall situation. His sister's life is the most important thing in the world. Even if the emperor dares to take his sister's life, he will know it in the morning and he can raise a big flag and rebel in the afternoon. He doesn't care whether he will succeed or not, and he doesn't care whether he will be beheaded or not. This is the loveliness of a reckless man.

It is said that most loyal people are butchers, and most unfaithful people are scholars. To put it bluntly, scholars are too cautious and weigh the pros and cons. But some things cannot be measured by pros and cons.

The only thing he was talking about was how to form an effective rescue, even if it was just a delaying tactic. As long as Xia Lin was given a few more years, this reckless man wouldn't have to worry about the rest. He could let him see the power of a scholar.

After thinking for a long time, Xia Lin went back with a frown. Anyway, he would meet the fat boy first tomorrow.

The next morning, the little princess brought her rough second brother over. Xia Lin was shocked by his arrival. In this era when the average height of men was only 1.6 meters, this grandson had grown to more than 1.9 meters in just two years as if he had eaten chemical fertilizers. He was more than half a head taller than Xia Lin. With a muscular body and a wolf-tooth spear on his back, he walked as loudly as a tank.

No wonder he is said to be able to become a hero. This thing... normal people would be scared when they see it. A 1.6-meter-tall man standing in front of him is not as tall as his weapon.

"I've seen you before. You are that bastard Xia Lin!"

This guy spoke with a loud voice. Although he was born in the royal family, he had a rough air. Fortunately, there was no legend of the heroes of the Sui and Tang dynasties. Otherwise, this guy should have been recorded. He was too fierce. He didn't seem so brave two years ago. "Qianqian, go out with Qiuhe. I have something to say to your second brother." Xia Lin said with a smile: "Please buy us some roast chickens."

"Okay!" The little princess was in love, so she believed whatever Xia Lin said. It was more effective than what her father said. As soon as he told her to do so, she really ran out to buy roast chicken.

Then Xia Lin asked the tough second brother to sit down: "I came here this time to tell you something..."

After hearing this and that, the second brother, a rough man, became furious. He slapped the pillar next to him, and even the roof of the restaurant shook.

At this moment, the second brother's face was red and his blood was boiling. The breath he exhaled from his nostrils seemed to be filled with fire: "Let my sister marry a Hun? God damn it, who would have thought of this!"

"Yes, Your Majesty." Xia Lin lowered his eyelids: "What can you do?"

The reckless second brother was just reckless, he was not stupid. When he heard that it was His Majesty, he stopped his rage, but his chest was heaving violently and he looked like he was still upset.

After a long while, he pointed at Xia Lin and said, "You have a lot of ideas. Come up with a plan quickly."

Xia Lin looked the rough man up and down and said, "That depends on how much you are willing to pay for your sister."

"Even if it means losing my life, I won't hesitate!"

Although he didn't know whether he was just saying it, Xia Lin believed it when he saw his loyal and determined eyes. So he said, "You only have one thing to do, and that is to pretend to be crazy, so that everyone in the world thinks you are crazy. Can you do it?"

"Crazy?"

"Yes, crazy."

"How crazy?"

Xia Lin kept talking about the madman on the street outside: "As crazy as him."

The second brother was silent for a moment: "As long as I am crazy, can I stop His Majesty from letting my sister marry?"

"Of course not."

The second brother turned around, drew out his wolf-tooth spear and slammed it to the ground: "Boy! How dare you tease me!"

"Look, you're in a hurry again!" Xia Lin frowned, "Put that long, thick black thing back. Put it back. I haven't finished talking yet."

"Your Majesty is a Buddhist, and everyone knows it. If you are crazy and have been looking for famous doctors but to no avail, one day Qianqian dreamed that Guanyin appeared in her dream and said that she felt pity for him because he was eager to save his brother, but the price of saving his brother was to go to the foot of Mount Lu to practice Buddhism for three years. Do you think your Majesty would agree?"

As I said before, the two old men were reckless but not stupid. After hearing what he said, they suddenly understood and looked at Xia Lin with wide eyes: "You are the ones who have studied. You are so mean and cunning. I think it's okay."

"Second Young Master, you don't look like you're complimenting me."

(End of this chapter)