Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 71 This place might be a bit good
The two old men were all people who had seen, enjoyed, and played with many things. When they were young, they were also playboys with great reputations in the world. Especially Prince Teng. At that time, in order to avoid the fight for the throne, he made himself a useless and waste prince. He spent his days in sensual pleasures and was a big player like Duan Zhengchun of the Wei Dynasty.

But even for such a person, it was unbelievable after arriving here.

The scale of this post station has more than doubled since the last time Lao Guo came. The luxury of the decoration and the high-end configuration inside are simply unheard of. The roads in the imperial city are all bluestone slabs, but here they are made of marble, which is so smooth that you can mirror it. In the center of the courtyard there is also a porcelain fountain of a jade girl holding a bottle. The prince did not understand the principle behind it, but just thought it was a masterpiece of craftsmanship.

On both sides there are big trees that must have been transplanted from somewhere, and there are benches under the shade of the trees for people to rest and enjoy the view. The sign at the door has not changed, but next to the sign there is a double-sized woodcut portrait of Lao Guo, with a line of words below it that reads "The governors all say it's good when they come."

Lao Guo stood under the wood carving and looked at it for a long time, then stroked his chin and said, "This is not me either."

"Why aren't you sober? If this is you, how can you come again next time?"

The prince's words really enlightened Lao Guo. It made sense, it was indeed so. If Lao Guo's sculpture was really used, then everyone would know him.

Sure, sure. Xia Daosheng knows how to do business.

The two of them casually observed the scenery here. It was very different from the last time Lao Guo came here. Last time it could only be described as exquisite, but this time it could be described as luxurious.

"Two distinguished guests!"

When the doorman saw the two of them coming, he immediately shouted and opened the door for them from a distance. The shout scared the prince. Old Guo liked to see his ignorant look, so he walked up to him happily and took out two taels of silver to reward him.

"Thank you, VIP. I wish you good health!" The doorman bowed and thanked, saying auspicious words.

Lao Guo walked in with high spirits, and as soon as he entered, he saw two hundred beautiful women wearing high-slit skirts bowing to them in unison: "Good afternoon, distinguished guests!"

The prince had never experienced this before, and he took two steps back, and his eyes never left the girl's waist. Seeing that there was indeed a piece of flesh exposed under the short shirt, the prince secretly exclaimed: "The rituals and music are broken!"

"What do you mean by rites and music are broken? That's Western dress. You're really surprised by what you've seen." Old Guo sneered, "This is a legitimate business. There's no such dirty stuff as in a brothel. Both men and women can come here."

At this moment, a waiter in the hall walked over quickly. When he saw Lao Guo, he smiled and said, "Isn't this the master of the Chai family? You are finally here. Who is this?"

"Don't talk nonsense, give him a black card."

"Okay, please wait a moment, I will take you to the Supreme Suite!"

Soon they were both taken to the small townhouse courtyard at the back. The environment here was very independent, quiet and elegant, and more importantly, although small, it had everything. Each room was equipped with a hot spring, a therapy room and a lounge. Food and drink would be delivered to you just by telling the servant.

The consumption is naturally not cheap, but it is not a big deal for Lao Guo and Wang Ye.

"I heard that you guys paid thirty-eight taels of eight?"

"You are well-informed, VIP, but you are still a step too late. We have a three-day all-inclusive package for 88,280 yuan. I guarantee you will never want to leave."

Lao Guo hummed, "This eighteen taels is already a top-notch treat, so eighty-eight taels must be even better. Come on, give me and my brother one each."

The prince frowned: "Will it be too long..."

"Just stay here."

During the next three days, the two old men really experienced the ultimate enjoyment in the world. They used six kinds of back pushing alone, including wine pushing, medicine pushing, essential oil pushing, and everything else. As for the back pushing, the prince was extremely opposed to it at the beginning, saying that with his status, how could he let a woman step on his back?

But before the next day, that very night, the prince felt that the woman on his back was too light and uncomfortable, so he insisted on replacing her with one weighing more than 140 pounds, who stepped on him so hard that he lay on the massage bed and groaned.

And the bath...

Oh... I have lived in vain. The prince touched his feet that were rubbed shiny and his bare chest. He was lying on the bed, while someone used a steamed towel to warm his eyes. Next to him, a young girl was gently cleaning his ears. The small copper bell rang in his ear, and the prince shuddered in comfort.

Then a bowl of Tremella and Lotus Seed Soup was served, and Lao Guo beside him hummed and said, "Change the song."

The artist who was playing the piano and singing a little song in the front immediately changed the song. After listening for a while, Lao Guo felt bored and waved his hand: "Go, call the storyteller."

A few minutes later, a blind man in his forties came over. He stood in front of a small table and said, "It is said that during the reign of Emperor Ling of the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a scholar named Sun who found a heavenly book in a cave that could cure all diseases. He later passed the prescription to his disciple Zhang Jue..."

The blind man's voice was ups and downs, his articulation was clear and his breathing was steady. When he told the story of the Three Kingdoms, it was clear and fascinating. The prince leaned on it and felt happy both physically and mentally, with clear ears and eyes!
"Sinan, we'll have to wait until tomorrow morning."

Old Guo suddenly said this, and the prince pondered for a moment: "Continue!" "Business is more important, Sinan. Don't let things get you lost."

"Three to five days won't make a difference." The prince turned sideways and let the girl behind him start kneading his painful back. When she kneaded the sore spot, she couldn't help but humming.

After taking a bath, it is time to eat something. Fruits from all over the world are all juicy and full of honey. The lychees from Lingnan used to be black when they came here. The prince always thought that lychees tasted like wine, but now when he ate the pink and juicy lychees, he realized that lychees could be so sweet.

"Where did you get these lychees? Why are they so sweet and delicious?" the prince asked curiously.

The young girl behind him whispered, "Master, these lychees were transported all the way from Lingnan by hiring fast horses. It only takes one day from the time they are picked to the time you eat them. Naturally, they are extremely sweet."

Oh shit……

The prince cursed in his heart, thinking that he had been living a miserable life as a prince for so many years. However, he never expected that someone would use the express route of 800 miles to transport these small lychees.

"Does this lychee have a name?"

"Sir, it's called Feizixiao. It was named by our village master Xia, who even wrote a poem for this lychee."

"Oh?" The prince asked curiously, "What's the matter? Tell me about it."

"It is spring all year round at the foot of Luofu Mountain, and the oranges and bayberries are in full bloom. I can eat 300 lychees a day and I am willing to stay in Lingnan forever."

"Oh... Such lazy poems." The prince muttered and cursed, then ate another lychee: "Three hundred, I'm afraid I'll get angry."

After he finished speaking, he slowly sat up and said, "This small Xinping Township actually secretly built a palace. It's really... This is more luxurious than my house. I can see that if it weren't for the sake of taboo, he would have carved a five-clawed golden dragon here. How much silver would this waste? I gave him that silver, and he spent it all on this place?"

"Waste?" Lao Guo also sat up and dismissed the technicians around him and said, "Sinan, I also felt it was a waste when I first came here, but do you know how much money this place makes a year?"

"How many?"

"Thirty-three thousand taels! I looked at the accounts. Even with this extravagant lifestyle, it can still earn thirty-three thousand! More than a hundred taels a day!"

The prince took a deep breath and said, "This is how you make money?"

"Not only does it make money, it also takes in those poor women, redeems them and lets them make a living here, and there are a series of people who rely on this place for their livelihood. You think it's extravagant, but you are really short-sighted. This place supports thousands of people!"

The prince blinked his eyes and said, "Is this place overstepping its bounds? I think it's more extravagant than the imperial palace."

At this point, the prince suddenly jumped up from his chair and slapped his thigh: "What do you say? When His Majesty goes on a southern tour, we can say that this is the palace prepared for him?"

Lao Guo raised his eyebrows: "Hmm~?"

"Look here, the style is extravagant, and I see some Persian or island style. The place is large and can accommodate hundreds of people. Food and daily life are all ready, and there are hot springs and beautiful scenery. What could be more suitable for a palace than this?"

"what?"

Old Guo's head was buzzing. He had never thought of letting the emperor stay in the club before. You are not afraid of killing all your clans, right? After all, he is the emperor's brother. But have you ever thought of me?

"This...is a place for pleasure after all. Isn't it inappropriate?"

"Why not? Didn't my brother come here for pleasure? All right, that's it. As for Poyang Lake, we can just find a way to build some boats to go across. My brother is easy to deal with, he's not picky."

"Hiss~~Sinan..."

"No need to say more." The prince lay down again: "Tomorrow we will continue for another half a month. Today I heard that in half a month, there will be a summer fireworks show in Xinping Township. I would like to see it."

"Sinan... the rituals and music are in tatters!"

"No problem. You just said that there are more than a thousand people living here, so I will just take it as a show of sympathy for them." The prince covered his face with a towel and yawned: "I slept really well during the few days here..."

(End of this chapter)