Damn it, I'm in the garbage book I wrote

Chapter 89: Make a scene! Make a scene that will turn the world upside down!

Xia Lin refused to go out no matter what, so someone suggested carrying him out.
Xia Lin heard this and smiled: "If you do, I will pretend to be dead and say that you tortured me and forced me to give evidence that Guo Zhou Mu was abusing his power for personal gain. If I don't, you will beat me with a cotton-wrapped stick. Oh, I feel dizzy."

He held his head and staggered to sit in the corner of the cell: "Oh, oh, oh, oh... No, no, I feel dizzy!"

Then, without any warning, he came to the stingy window and shouted at the top of his voice: "Master Guo! I am innocent!", and then he lay on the ground pretending to be dead.

This move shocked everyone present. What the hell... this guy... this dirty thing!
His words really made everyone present feel like they had a spider sense, and their hair stood up so much that it pierced through their clothes. How could such a scoundrel appear in the officialdom? We don't ask everyone to be a gentleman, but we don't want such a scabby dog ​​to appear, brother.

But for Xia Lin, he doesn't want to spend money anyway. Anyway, don't the ministers want to mix the water? Then we have to make the water a little muddier, which can not only satisfy the spiritual consumption needs of the masters, but also let Lao Guo, who has not shown his ability for a long time, have a Farewell My Concubine. At that time, he will be the Overlord, and the prince will be the concubine. Oh, killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, isn't it?

As soon as this shout came, the footsteps of the Po Lu army outside rumbled in. It was the first time that Xia Lin heard footsteps that could really make the earth tremble. The shock brought by the uniformity was really powerful.

"It's over, it's over..."

Cui Sanlang, the head of the Ministry of War, slapped his thigh and was as anxious as an ant on a hot pot. The head of the Ministry of Revenue next to him hid in a corner and said, "This has nothing to do with me. Sanlang, you are familiar with Lord Guo, you can take over."

"Fang Yucheng, I'm your biological father! When will you stop being so useless?"

Faced with such helplessness, Lord Fang of the Ministry of Revenue had a calm face. He said, "You are the ones who caused the trouble. I just got caught by you. Lord Guo and I have no grudges against each other. If I am hung up and beaten by him, how can I return to the court to serve as an official?"

Just as the two men were blaming each other, the cell door was kicked open. The kick was so heavy that even the wooden door split in two, and it hung limply to the side. Cui Sanlang glanced at it and felt that it resembled the soft penis that he had when he secretly went to the brothel last night. He actually laughed for no apparent reason.

Old Guo was wearing a silver helmet and looked very majestic. Although his hair and beard were gray, he was still as fierce as a lion when he got angry. In the past, people said that our father Guo was a ruthless man who plowed the house and swept the caves, but Xia Lin didn't believe it. He was just a little old man who was a little wretched. But today, oh my god, isn't this a real Three Kingdoms warrior reappeared in the world?
At this moment, he is Guan Yu holding a sword, and Huang Zhong holding a bow. If he is equipped with the Longdan spear, he will look exactly like the old General Zhao who went in and out seven times!

Xia Lin could make such an evaluation, so one can imagine what the civil servants in the court felt when they saw Old Guo like this. Although they would not kneel down and beg for mercy, their hearts would definitely be pounding.

At this moment, when the aggressive Old Guo saw Xia Lin lying on the ground, his beard really stood up, and when his eyes narrowed slightly, the atmosphere on the scene became different.

"Master Guo...General Guo...please listen to my explanation!"

Cui Sanlang now became Cui Laosan. He gesticulated and talked, but his words seemed very pale at this moment. The most useless words in the world throughout history are "let me explain". What else needs to be explained? The facts are right in front of us.

The truth? What truth do you need at this time! Who cares how many bowls of noodles you ate?

Lao Guo's face turned cold: "Lock them all up!"

Confrontation? The guards from the capital were confronting the Po Lu army, right? A head-on confrontation. When the bugle sounded, the guards all laid down their weapons and surrendered. It was really unnecessary.

"Come on, I'll take you out." After arresting the man, Lao Guo walked into the cell and touched Xia Lin on the ground with his foot: "Stop pretending for me, get up."

"Mr. Guo~~" Xia Lin half-opened his eyes and stretched out his hands as if to grasp the stars in the sky: "I~I see that I am too milky."

"Get up, everyone has been taken away."

"Oh."

Xia Lin sat up now: "I can't go out, Dad Guo, things have come to this point, we can't let go."

Lao Guo frowned: "Why?"

"If I go out, the other side will say that you, Guo Minghuai, designed to detain the imperial officials, which is not nice to hear and not to say. If I don't go out, you, Guo Minghuai, will still be the reckless man who is 'eager to protect his child and is eager to do good for the public'. When people talk about it, you will say, 'Your people are allowed to beat my child and seriously injure him, but I am not allowed to detain your people? Even the king of heaven would not make such a statement. Today, I will go to the Golden Palace to ask for an explanation.' You see, this becomes asking for an explanation, and in this request, I promise to return the things we lost with interest for you."

"Both the principal and interest? It's good enough that the principal is back!" Lao Guo rolled his eyes angrily: "These bastards dare to touch my life-saving food."

"Hey, don't disbelieve me, don't talk about life-saving food. Let's take advantage of the fact that no one is here to say anything. Those aristocratic bureaucrats put family first, the emperor second, the country second, and the people like grass. If one day the country is destroyed and the mountains and rivers are broken, they will sell the head of a general like you, and then make a tea bowl with your majesty's skull and offer it to the barbarians in the north. Hey, guess what, the one who should be a doctor is still a doctor, and the one who should be a minister is still a minister~~"

A few words really made Lao Guo want to kill, but after thinking about it, he felt that it was impossible for a while. The two Lis were not easy to deal with. If they wanted to cross the Yellow River, they had to ask Lao Guo's knife whether it agreed or not. But this little bastard was a character. A few words made people's blood boil. What about "family is the most important, the king is the least important, the country is the second, and the people are like grass" and "the skull is made into a tea bowl to present to the northern barbarians", write it down, and say it in front of His Majesty, and see if Fourth Brother can stand this provocation.

"Since you have decided to live here, then live here. I won't care about you anymore."

"Wait a minute, wait a minute, Father Guo, I have something to ask you." Xia Lin climbed up the pole and clung to Old Guo's thigh: "Please change me to a better prison. This place stinks. I can't stand it."

Old Guo laughed happily, crossed his arms and looked at Xia Lin: "You can smell the stink, I thought you couldn't smell it."

"Also, you should also inform the prince about this matter. Isn't there someone in the court who wants to muddy the water of the grain? Let's just flood him with water and make him pay! Make them spit out what they ate, and give me back what they took!"

"Oh? I didn't ask you just now. How are you going to handle the food?"

"Hey, the man who counted has hanged himself!"

Xia Lin's words made Lao Guo's eyes light up: "Dead?"

"Oh, dead."

"How did you die?"

Xia Lin put his hands like a rope and pulled hard, and stuck out his tongue and made an "ahhh" sound. Lao Guo nodded: "You did it?"

"How is that possible? Killing an official appointed by the imperial court, I am crazy. I just said to him, 'Master Geng, you don't want to hinder your son's future, do you?'"

Old Guo's eyebrows jumped and he looked at Xia Lin again. At this moment, he just felt that this kid was insidious, cunning and scheming. Now that the only person involved was dead, wouldn't there be no evidence?

"Father Guo." Xia Lin narrowed his eyes. "We only recovered a little over two million of our seven and a half million kilograms of grain."

“Ah?” Lao Guo shrank back: “Duo…Duo Shao?”

"Seven and a half million catties, isn't that enough? Add another two million catties. I calculated based on the rice and grain stockpiled by the four major grain merchants and the noble families behind them. Seven hundred and fifty can still give them a glimmer of hope, but nine hundred and fifty would be a bit of a ruthless extermination. But Father Guo, you are on the battlefield after all, so you have a strong desire to kill. I understand that."

"What?" Lao Guo felt his eyes almost popped out of his head: "Nine and a half million kilograms?"

"No... do you think it's too much or too little? It can't be any more. If it's more, they'll be in trouble. I personally think seven hundred and fifty is the most appropriate. They can suffer for two years without any injuries, but we can eat as much as we want. It's a compromise for both sides."

Lao Guo's head is buzzing now. He thought that mutual concessions meant "I won't cause trouble to you, and you don't cause trouble to me", but the kid in front of him meant "I don't want your dog heads, but you have to give us 5.5 million kilograms of grain".

Who is so murderous? This is not murderous, this is simply a beast...

"This...will they agree to it?"

"They will agree." Xia Lin stood up with his hands behind his back. "It's okay if they don't agree. Wait until the famine comes. Dad Guo, you pick up a dead child that died of starvation on the roadside and lead 50,000 troops over there. Didn't Gao Shilian write a 'List of Nobles', ranking the nobles in the world, right? You kill them according to the ranking, from high to low. If anyone questions you, pick up the dead child and show them. Say, 'It's not a pity that such an evil leader should die. I have the sunrise of the Wei Dynasty in my hands, but they ended up like this. These people deserve to be killed!'"

Old Guo was startled and looked at Xia Lin with a serious expression.

"Of course, this is the worst possible outcome. But as officials, we don't say 'should' but only 'what if'."

Lao Guo took a deep breath and then laughed: "You little beast, you really have a murderous heart... Oh, your words just now made me feel as if I saw a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood."

Xia Lin slowly put away his smile at this moment: "Father Guo, I'm not kidding."

Lao Guo paused and nodded slightly: "I understand. You can stay here for now. If you have any problems, just tell the jailer."

(End of this chapter)