Country love life

Life in the Countryside - Chapter 230 What is a love action movie

Ye Wuying managed to hold back her laughter, grabbed a tissue and wiped away her tears.

"This Tang Yi is so cute!" Waiter Duan Duan's face was full of black lines. This little woman used the word "cute" to describe a big man. I don't know how Tang Yi would react when he heard it.

The waiter gave her a blank look, which was caught by Ye Wuying.Ye Wuying rushed up, with his legs hanging around his waist, "Terminal, don't you like to listen? You have to listen if you don't like to listen. I can tell you, don't make me unhappy, otherwise you will It's good!"

Hearing Ye Wuying's threat, the waiter thought it was funny, you said you are a little girl, you can't beat her again and again, at most you just cried, made trouble and hanged yourself, and you came to threaten me?Thinking of this, he smiled wickedly, and his lips fell on Ye Wuying's pink lips.Ye Wuying's eyes widened, this man, this, this... um... Ye Wuying was struggling, Tang Yi said, he will come over in a while!

Hearing the knock on the door, Ye Wuying thought, Tang Yi finally did something right, and when she opened the door and saw this situation, she had to find a pile of sand and bury her head in it.

But when she thought of Tang Yi's appearance when she was practicing confession in front of her, she laughed again like a cramp, and patted her cheeks while laughing.

"Wuying, I've already practiced. Boss, please help me too!" After finishing speaking, he made a T-step, crossed his hands under the lower abdomen, and spoke—ah!Luoxue, you are a plum tree in winter, wrapped in fragrance and elegant...

It doesn't matter what he said, the waiter immediately showed an incredible expression, and finally understood why Ye Wuying laughed so wildly, if he continued, he would have to laugh with Ye Wuying too!This is not a confession, it is clearly a first-grade elementary school student reading a text, no, to be precise, it is at the level of a kindergarten middle class kid, who can stand such a confession?

Really convinced!It was the first time that Shi Zaiduan was so convinced by a person who was about his own age. This level of confession was super Guinness, unique and unique... Waiter Zaiduan couldn't think of any other words to describe his current feeling.

Seeing the two people laughing and patting the table and rubbing their stomachs, Tang Yi closed her mouth with a depressed face. Looking at the man and woman laughing together and embracing each other, the man's dignity was greatly shocked, and she walked in front of the two angrily, bluntly. pulling the two apart.

"Boss! Why are you laughing? You don't know how anxious and sad he is now. You are still a friend. If you laugh again, I will resign!"

The waiter was choked by the word resignation, and quickly held back his laughter, "Ha, ha, ha, he, he... I don't, I won't laugh anymore! Team leader Tang, confession is not, it's not like this , be natural, okay?"

The waiter finally stopped laughing, the muscles on his face couldn't stop twitching because of the excessive laughter, sore and swollen, he patted hard with his hands.

"You better stop confessing. It's strange if you don't scare people away with a confession like this. You, you should find another way. Wuying, what did you do? Your brother Tang invited you to love training, Are you going to make this for someone?"

Ye Wuying was lying on the sofa at this time, her abdominal muscles hurt from laughing, and she was clutching her stomach.Listening to the waiter talking about this, he said with a smile: "No way, big brother, how can you blame me for this kind of thing, I didn't expect that my dear brother Tang would be at this level. Okay, team leader Tang Brother, I don't laugh anymore, I really don't laugh..."

"Team Leader Tang, hurry up and tidy up. Let's go out for dinner together later. I've created this opportunity for you, but you have to take advantage of it. Don't punish those who are not nutritious. Taking care of her is the best way to express your concern. Go ahead and take care of her." Be orderly, wash your hair well, and tidy up your clothes!" The attendant gave Tang Yi a push.

Tang Yi didn't want to say anything, the way the two laughed out loud hurt his heart deeply - am I that ridiculous?What's wrong with me?Don't you just want a girl you like to accept me? If I can fall in love, I will ask you for advice?

Tang Yi returned to her office and sat down on a chair with her head downcast. She wasn't very interested in the specially prepared dinner. Looking at the scenery of the town outside the window, she couldn't help being dazed.

"Brother Tang, why are you not ready yet? You will be leaving soon!" Ye Wuying knocked on the door for a long time, but there was no response. She tried to turn the lock, but it didn't close. Yi sat on the chair, his eyes were straightened, and his first feeling was that the child was tortured by love and became stupid.

Tang Yi glanced at her and said, "Don't laugh at me anymore. I've been a bachelor all my life, so I won't chase after you anymore, okay?"

Ye Wuying laughed.He came over and hugged Tang Yi's arm affectionately, shaking and shaking until Tang Yi's whole body was full of sugar, "Brother Tang, you gave me so much joy, why am I willing to let you be a bachelor? Besides , Brother Tang is such an excellent high-end talent, why can’t he even chase after a girl? I just heard from Zizi that Polly is an orphan, so I thought, you have to give her a sense of security! Brother Tang, this matter Put it on me, I will do a little trick to make Polly fall into your arms willingly, okay?"

Tang Yi was shocked and his eyes lit up, "Really? Don't lie to me?"

"You're a puppy! Brother Tang, you don't know how hard it was when I chased the terminal. At that time, he was like a rooster, with a beauty like Xiaozi beside him, and the eldest lady on me Style is what I dislike the most. He is from the countryside, but he has a magical power. I believe Brother Tang is also attracted by this magic power, otherwise you would not come to this small place. I have experienced so much , finally touched the terminal. Brother Tang, love needs to be paid!"

As Ye Wuying said, the details of being with Waiter Duan appeared in front of her eyes. At that time, she followed Waiter Duan's buttocks all day long, and even after a train ride, Waiter still looked cold; She drugged him and took away his stubbornness; she carried a hatchet to save him, and finally softened his hard heart.When the two bodies were entangled, she always thought, if this man didn't satisfy her physically, or if he wasn't so handsome, how long could this kind of love last?

Men are animals that think from the lower body, so why not women?She remembered that Lu Ling had a novel called "The Hungry Guo Su'e". When Guo Su'e's husband lost all his abilities, she had an affair with others without telling her husband, and finally sacrificed her life.

With the pleasure of the body, the mind begins to be happy.She also wanted Plato, but reality did not allow her to learn from Plato.The man named Waiter has already lived in her body, occupying every part of her body.

"Can I do it?" Tang Yi asked again, with that unconfident expression, how could it be the calm and calm General Manager Tang, the leader of the Li team who dominates the shopping mall?

"What's wrong with that? Polly is not a scourge. Even with your ability, you can easily take her down. Brother Tang, listen to me, you must be right! Now, Brother Tang, the first thing you do The thing to do is to wash your face, apply some skin care products, change your clothes, and participate in tonight's dinner with full energy. At this time, Brother Tang, you must have the spirit of Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death. Come on! Come on!"

Ye Wuying clenched her fists and shouted "Come on" a few times, finally making Tang Yi's expression more confident.

Mei Luoxue came to Dongnian Hotel with waiters Zaiduan and Ye Wuying. When they came in, there were almost no people there. Mei Luoxue saw Tang Yi sitting there, feeling a little uncomfortable, and wanted to quit, but was caught by Ye Wuying. Shadow pushed in.

"Come on, Polly, sit next to me!" Ye Wuying patted the seat next to her, and next to this seat was Tang Yi.

Mei Luoxue hesitated again and again, but still sat at the seat designated by Ye Wuying.Tang Yi's heart fluttered uncontrollably, and her body involuntarily leaned towards Mei Luoxue. Mei Luoxue looked at him, moved her chair towards Ye Wuying, and glanced at Tang Yi.

With a smile on the corner of Ye Wuying's mouth, he thought, this Tang Yi really can't wait.She stretched out her hand to hold Mei Luoxue's hand, "Polly, after all these years abroad, haven't you found a boyfriend? If you have one, bring it here for us to see?"

Mei Luoxue was not used to being so close to Ye Wuying who didn't come. She wanted to pull her hand out, but she was afraid that Ye Wuying would be angry. She naturally knew the identity of this underworld lady, and she couldn't forget her mission. She endured so much For many years, one should not lose an opportunity because of one Tang Yi.

Mei Luoxue smiled lightly, and said, people like me, if you catch a lot of people abroad, who are neither pretty nor capable, who would fall in love with me.

Ye Wuying patted her tender little hand and said, "So, you don't have a boyfriend anymore? That's great. Those long-haired guys abroad don't have any good things. They're not as real as us Chinese. Polly , You really give us Chinese people a face! Let me just say, our Chinese women are all flowers, and those foreign men are all cow dung. Our flowers cannot be inserted into that pile of cow dung go up!"

The waiter was watching Ye Wuying happily talk about this and that, and couldn't help laughing, you Ye Wuying also said that foreign men are so trash, don't your families all live abroad!Typical xenophobia!

"I love hearing what Wuying said! Look at those foreign men in those love action movies, all of them are similar to the donkeys in our hometown." Staring at him with wide eyes, the women lowered their heads.

Seeing that everyone turned off the electricity, Lu Guangkuang knew that he had spoken too much, scratched his head, smiled embarrassedly, and added: "That's right~~ Those love action movies don't look like donkeys either." , and one that looks like a pig!"

This time it was a blast. All the men present here were experienced, and their hair stood on end because of Lu Guangkuang's metaphor.Gan Lin kicked Haozi who was laughing, and pulled Wuying and Mei Luoxue out.

Seeing the three of them go out, the man on the table stopped laughing.

"Brother Lu, when did you start studying love action movies?" Sanlu asked with a smile.

"When? It seems to be in prison. I heard from those bastards that after he was released from prison, Dongnian found a lot. Find out when you have nothing to do. Learn and learn, hey, learn!"

The old, shameless and out-of-shape Lu Guangkuang once again succeeded in provoking the nerves of these men. How could Haozi, the pioneer who organized to watch love action movies, let him let go of this situation? He poked Lu Guangkuang and asked, "Brother Lu, how many tricks have you learned? Have you tried it with Liao Mei?"

"Fucking shit! I don't even look at you Brother Lu, how could such a serious person use that kind of thing on our Meizi!" Lu Kuangguang said, patted his chest, with a dignified look .

There was another burst of laughter in the room.

"Okay, okay, those three women won't be able to sit here for a while, and Polly is still a big girl." The waiter knocked on the table and said.

"That's right, Wuying is also the girl of Huanghua!" Lu Guangkuang added belatedly.

The attendant gave him a blank look, and thought, Brother Lu, are you a traitor or a fool?

"It's not Wuying, the boss has already taken it down!" Haozi said nonchalantly.

Lu Guangguang's eyes widened, with an expression of disbelief, "Really! Boss, can my sister Xiaozi agree?" Waiter Zaiduan was really defeated by Lu Guangkuang. Eat too much pickles!Come here to make fun of him, the boss of the Justice League!

"Stop talking nonsense! Sanlu, go and see where the three women have gone? The dishes are almost ready. After a while, when the three of them come in, no one is allowed to mention topics related to romantic action movies. Let him perform live!"

Tang Yi couldn't hold it anymore. He had never heard of the genre of this love action movie. He was always eager to learn, and he never let go of an opportunity to increase his knowledge and experience. Said, "Boss, what is a love action movie?"

Waiter Zaidan was overwhelmed by success again, he couldn't swallow his saliva, "Cough! Cough! Cough!" Coughed.The room immediately fell silent, and everyone was thinking, Tang Yi really is Tang Yi, a word in the ear can make the boss excited like this!

Waiter Duan's face was flushed from coughing, Tang Yi didn't know where to put his hands and feet, and hurriedly patted Waiter Duan's back, Waiter Duan coughed and smiled, lowered Tang Yi's head, and said in a low voice: "I'll find it for you later." There are two, you can see it!"

The three women blushed and were called back by Sanlu.Seeing that everyone is seated, the waiter is holding up the cups, "Let me give you a toast first, and see that our Justice League is getting stronger and stronger, and our Justice Group is getting more and more prosperous. Brothers have contributed a lot. Please invite me today." Come on everyone, it’s nothing to do, I just want everyone to relax, after dinner, go to the crystal night to be lively, whoever doesn’t sing, doesn’t pee standing up!”

Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and all the men looked at the three women. Gan Lin put down the cup first, and said in a cold voice: "Brother Duan, I don't want our sisters to eat this meal today. Yes or no?"

Haozi's face sank, and he thought that this Gan Lin was too courageous, what kind of occasion did he dare to show face to the boss.

"Ganlin!"

"Don't call me, I'm talking to Brother Duan!" Gan Lin was more arrogant than anyone else, and he didn't even catch Haozi's eyes, and the little flame in Haozi's heart shot up all at once.

"Gan Lin, you dead girl..."

"Okay! Sit down! Members of the Justice League, the men are all men, and the women are all women. If you can't stand this little humiliation, are you sorry for the three words of the Justice League!" Jae Duan wanted to say "Just quit the Justice League", but when he thought it was too hurtful to say it, he changed it to "I'm sorry for the Justice League".

Seeing that Gan Lin didn't speak, the other two women held the cups and looked at him blankly, and the waiter picked up the cups again, "Do it!"

"Ding ding" sounded, and the crisp sound covered up the dispute. Gan Lin glanced at Haozi, saw his face was gloomy like water, and couldn't help trembling.