Odd Containment Specialist.

Chapter 218 Stupid Humans

Su Weiyu sat in front of the glass, watching 678 work, holding "Crime and Punishment" in her hand, ready to read it to 678 after the staff finished.

But she was a little confused about what the process was this time?
Why would so many people take turns walking up to 678 and let him smell it?
"next."

"next."

678 kept repeating this sentence in a terrifying hoarse voice, and the people in the queue behind him put their hands into the special window made of explosion-proof glass one by one, allowing 678 to smell it.

"This fails." 678 said coldly, "What a stinky idiot with no wisdom in his head!"

The young man who was scolded was shocked when he heard this and shouted angrily: "Impossible! I was the first in the competition exam! Are you kidding me?"

"Ahhhh!"

678 opened its bloody mouth and bit off the opponent's arm. It then rolled its tongue and threw it to the ground without even eating it.

The man screamed in pain, and other staff members frantically tried to stop the bleeding. Red lights flashed and alarms blared in 678's holding room.

"678, what are you doing? Didn't we agree on this? Do you want to go back on your word?!" a supervisor asked in fear.

678 licked the scales on his lips and laughed sharply, "He was the first to refuse to cooperate. I've been patient enough. Don't send a test-taker with no application ability to me. Are you insulting me?"

The supervisor stopped talking to 678 and started using the intercom to contact other people.

Soon, all the people surrounding 678 evacuated, and the detention room returned to silence.

Su Weiyu walked up and asked, "What were they doing just now?"

“Haha, I don’t know which idiot in the Control Bureau came up with such a bad idea to ask me to judge a person’s intelligence and knowledge. Do they really treat me as a pet reptile? This arrogance will destroy them sooner or later.” 678 bent his body and lay down in a coiled position near the glass.

Its huge eyes, as big as headlights, glanced at the book in Su Weiyu's hand, "Crime and Punishment".

"Crime and Punishment".

"Dostoyevsky? I find it interesting no matter how many times I listen to him. I doubt whether he is human or not." 678 commented with a smile. His weird tone made it hard to tell whether it was praise or ridicule.

"Why do you say that?" Su Weiyu asked as she turned the pages.

"Because humans have no self-awareness and cannot see themselves clearly, but just as I know what kind of animal humans are, Dostoevsky also understands you very well." The synovium on 678's eyeballs rolled, "Are you in heat?"

"Ah?" Su Weiyu opened her eyes wide and stared at 678 blankly.

After a few seconds, she suddenly became angry: "What are you talking about? Do you still want to listen to the book?"

“…You read it.” 678 closed his eyes and did not continue the previous topic.

Su Weiyu flipped the pages of the book vigorously, her eyes piercing the other person like nails, as if she wanted to poke a decent explanation out of him.

But 678 seemed to be sleepy and didn't say a word, and then he read aloud absent-mindedly for three hours.

Su Weiyu was not in good condition during the reading. Russian names are very long to begin with, and she made several mistakes in pronouncing them, without repeating them. She also did not read the previous pauses and emotional dialogues well. Su Weiyu was very clear that it would be difficult for her to reach the agreed level in this reading, and she might be complained by 678.

Sure enough, when she closed the book, 678 complained: "It's as unbearable as listening to an AI reading, but forget it this time. It was me who said that and made your mind full of thoughts about mating."

"..."Su Weiyu stood there angrily but did not argue.

There is no point in arguing with 678. She knows that arguing cannot convince 678, and there will be no audience for their argument. Moreover, past experience tells Su Weiyu that arguing with 678 cannot even achieve the goal of venting anger, and will often make her even angrier after the argument.

"Haha, this is human arrogance. You named the reproductive behavior of animals as mating, but as animals you don't allow other animals to describe you in this way? Don't you humans know how to estrus or mate? Or does using that special word make you more noble and different from others?

When a peacock spreads its feathers it is a courtship behavior, so human courtship should be called pursuit?

I think it is these hypocritical human qualities that are hindering you. If it were any other animal, it would never be so timid.

You know you only have one chance, but you still don't seize it. Even a monkey wouldn't be so stupid."

Su Weiyu's anger gradually subsided. Although she didn't know how to refute the other party, she still refused to admit it in her heart.

"Are you thinking of other reasons to justify your lustful thoughts? You spend every day together, fall in love with each other, have similar interests and aspirations. Think about it slowly. If you are really as good as you think you are, can you tolerate that guy falling in love with someone else and being with another woman?" 678's words were so blunt that it was outrageous. If people communicate with each other in this way, it would be rude.

However, it is undeniable that 678 is right. Humans actually only respect themselves and never consider the feelings of other animals because they cannot understand and do not care.

In this case, it is perfectly normal for 678 to speak to humans in this manner.

Being mocked and questioned so bluntly by the other party, if it were in the past, Su Weiyu would definitely turn around and leave, but today she did not move her feet, and stood up to endure the humiliation, carefully organizing her words, trying her best to show an attitude of indifference, and said neither servile nor arrogant:

"If Xia Shou falls in love with someone else, then of course I will bless him! Even if we can't be... we can still be friends!"

“Hahahaha!” 678 laughed loudly, as if a rock had been thrown into a cave and echoed. He sneered mercilessly, “You don’t even dare to say the embellished word ‘lover’, and you still have the audacity to say we want to be friends.”

678 turned around, with its huge and majestic head facing Su Weiyu, repeating her words slowly and drawn out, mocking Su Weiyu's self-esteem: "Of course I will wish him a blessing... Then we can also be friends. Humans are indeed unique among animals in their love of lying."

"I didn't lie!" Su Weiyu said confidently.

Her answer just now was the truth spoken after careful consideration and she was not lying.

But 678 sneered and said, "Then you are deceiving yourself. You don't understand why you can interact with this society now. Have you really touched the same kind of society that you have been longing for for so many years? Without that kid acting as a bridge, none of your opinions, emotions, and thoughts would ever be resonated in this group."

"And you are so stupid that you don't even know that human time is limited. Without that kid acting as your sounding board, you are still alone. Now you think that this sounding board can be used whenever you want, but will that kid always be your tool? He has his own life and his own time."

"If he is married to another woman, then you can talk to him for a while when he is at work, but what about when he comes home? Will you follow him back to the home that belongs to him and another woman? Will he acquiesce to you living with them?
People sleep eight hours, work eight hours, and entertain themselves eight hours. How much of that time can you occupy?
He can release his animal nature on other women, what about you? There are many three-legged men in the world, is there one for you? "

"When he lives his own life, can you stay alone like a friend, like a transparent person, waiting? If you bless him, will he bless you? Bless you and whom?"

"Humph, ordinary people say those nice words to deceive others, and you just parrot them. Are you the same as them? If an ordinary person's friend is busy, he will go to another friend, or go to his parents, wife, children, or people he is familiar with and close to him. What do you have?"

"Who can respond to you? Who will listen to you? The roles you want to obtain can only be assumed by one person, and you still can't recognize it clearly."

Su Weiyu was stunned, as if she had been hit on the head with a bolt of lightning, or beaten up, or stabbed twice. A great terror surrounded her, as if a black cloth had fallen from the sky and covered her face.

She was scared because she knew 678 was telling the truth. Even if she wanted to deny it, she couldn't find a reason.

678 A sly gleam flashed across his deep vertical pupils, which disappeared in an instant.

It lowered its voice, like a demon whispering in your ear: "Want me to help you?"

(End of this chapter)