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Chapter 244: The Half-baked Panda Teacher

Chapter 244: The Half-baked Panda Teacher
"You need to set up a delayed ritual, set it up during the Blood Dynasty, and then start to take effect now. Another thing is to kill a monster, a monster that exists in multiple time periods at the same time."

Shangguan Yan threw the information in front of Xia Shou.

"Take Kehen with you this time. You will know her usefulness in the 16th century. Now go to the Administration Department to apply for some equipment. I have already written a note for you."

Xia Shou picked up the information and had a new idea in his mind.

Shangguan Yan mentioned the level of demands just now, which reminded Xia Shou.

Others have to rely on the level of their demands to ask for things from the Control Bureau, but he can just let Su Weiyu steal them from the Control Bureau. Maybe he won’t even have to buy the Blood God relics from the club!

But should I do this? This kind of stealing will affect other finishers. What if those forbidden objects save the life of a finisher at the critical moment?
Xia Shou walked out of the door and saw that all the floor tiles of the original office had disappeared, turning into an empty abyss. Shirakawa and Goro were floating on the abyss to work. Alice's fingers around his neck slowly tightened, reminding him that these were all illusions.

Xia Shou stepped on the cliff as if nothing had happened and walked out of the office door...

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Su Weiyu stood in front of a panda, which was sitting on a special office chair like a human. It wore glasses and kept writing documents with its paws which were totally unsuitable for typing on a keyboard.

This person is the national treasure of the Control Bureau, an abnormal being who is extremely friendly to humans [The Half-baked Panda Teacher].

Teacher Panda is exactly the same as an ordinary panda on a physiological level, but when it comes to using tools, he displays an IQ close to that of humans.

The experimental results show that it can basically handle ordinary tasks that people with mediocre intelligence can do, and its overall performance is around average.

Of course, this is not its strength. What makes this panda valued by the Control Bureau is that it can use all tools and prohibited objects below level four at will, and understands the basic usage of those prohibited objects.

Every time the Control Bureau obtains a banned item but has no idea how to use it or what its specific effects are, they will come here to ask Teacher Panda to demonstrate. If Teacher Panda is unwilling to demonstrate, the effect of the banned item will often cause certain harm to the user and surrounding life forms.

"Hi~ Teacher Panda!" Su Weiyu pushed open the door, walked into the specially designed office filled with the fragrance of bamboo leaves, and moved a chair next to Panda and sat down.

The panda glanced at Su Weiyu, then awkwardly held up a sign with a message on it and said, "What's up?"

"You're still as boring as ever." Su Weiyu sighed helplessly.

Teacher Panda is always like this, only focusing on the use of tools. All other habits are the same as those of a panda. Apart from being relatively friendly to humans, it does not understand humans. Although the panda wearing glasses and typing on the keyboard looks very anthropomorphic, it is essentially a panda, not a human.

It can drink coffee, use human computer tools, and even read books, but these are all due to its characteristics as an abnormal body. Reading books does not mean that it is learning, and using a computer for work does not mean that it understands the meaning of this job.

The panda teacher's desires are the same as those of ordinary pandas. When there are no tools to use, it is just an ordinary panda, eating bamboo, sleeping, bathing, playing with other pandas, and mating with female pandas.

It has never attempted to integrate into human society, nor has it shown any inclination to do so.

All behaviors of using text, reading books, and using computers and mobile phones are external manifestations of abnormal characteristics.

But it is precisely because Teacher Panda is not considered a human that we can see her.

Although Su Weiyu thinks that 678’s speech is more interesting than that of Teacher Panda, she likes Teacher Panda more... because she is very cute.

"Teacher Panda, how do I use this thing?" Su Weiyu took out the coral crown and handed it to Panda.

This action immediately triggered the other party's abnormal characteristics. It immediately stopped typing on the keyboard, looked at the coral crown curiously with its black bean-like eyes, then stretched out its not flexible bear paw and hooked the coral crown with one claw.

Then, it put the crown on its head, got on all fours, walked towards a pile of straw nearby, lay down on the straw, and closed its eyes.

"What does this mean? Wear it when you sleep?" Su Weiyu asked curiously.

The panda nodded silently and closed his eyes again, as if he was going to take a nap.

Su Weiyu squatted beside the panda and waited for half an hour, then gently poked its furry dark eyes. After making sure that the panda had fallen asleep, she looked around, but did not find any strange changes.

"It seems that only the user can feel the changes of the forbidden item..." "Since Teacher Panda has used it, it must be a forbidden item with no harm."

Su Weiyu waited patiently, and after a while, her cell phone rang.

She didn't even need to check the caller ID because apart from the telephone company using machines to dial indiscriminately, Xia Shou was the only one who would call her.

"Amaru, are you in the office now? I'll come to you in a while. I have something else to do here now."

"Did you have insomnia yesterday?"

"I had a cup of coffee last night." Su Weiyu said embarrassedly.

Of course she wouldn't say that she was late because she dreamed of a strange red room.

"It's okay. There are plenty of opportunities to follow Little Red Riding Hood. Besides, I don't think Little Red Riding Hood will meet her employer in the next two days. By the way, I heard some rumors about the Sea of ​​Thirst and Desire at the club yesterday. The payment method for tickets to that sea is different from that for other seas..."

Xia Shou repeated in full and detail what he had heard from Ximen Qing yesterday.

After listening to this, Su Weiyu realized that this coral crown was the ticket given to her by Thirst Fang.

To be precise, this is the tool for printing tickets, and the method of printing is to keep using it.

"Also, I have something else to ask of you." Xia Shou's voice came from the phone again, and Su Weiyu could tell that the other party was a little anxious.

"Why are you being so polite to me? Just say it directly." Su Wei Yu said with a smile.

"I want you to follow the minister, preferably for a long period of time." Xia Shou said.

"I thought it was a big deal, but it's so easy. Leave it to me!" Su Wei Yu responded readily.

After saying that, Su Weiyu saw Teacher Panda's eyelids move, so she hurriedly said to Xia Shou: "No more talking, I'll come to your place in ten minutes, hang up first!"

She put down her phone, then reached out and carefully took off the coral crown from Teacher Panda's head, observing the specific changes in the other party after using the coral crown.

Teacher Panda seemed a little depressed, and some changes happened to his body. He stood up unsteadily and walked towards the pool filled with young bamboo shoots.

Su Weiyu sniffed and smelled a subtle strange smell in the air. She immediately understood what had happened and frowned in disgust.

"Are you kidding me? Could this be the effect of this forbidden item? Teacher, can you explain it in detail?"

Teacher Panda completely ignored Su Weiyu and walked straight to the pool, soaking half of his body in it, then picked up the tender bamboo shoots and started to eat them.

"Tell me, you dreamed about the female panda yourself, right? It has nothing to do with this crown." Su Weiyu asked suggestively.

Naturally, this answer will not get a response. The reason why the Panda Teacher is called the "Half-Bucket of Water Panda Teacher" is that although it can use strange props that humans do not understand, its method of use is very crude.

At this time, its ability to summarize will become very weak, so it is called a half-baked teacher.

Su Weiyu saw that the panda remained silent. He just looked at her coldly with his black bean-like eyes, as if to say, "I'm just a panda. What do you want me to answer?"

Su Weiyu pursed her lips and said helplessly: "Forget it, I still have to thank you anyway."

She picked up a bamboo shoot from the side, peeled it twice, and threw it to the other party as a token of gratitude.

Although the specific effect of the coral crown is unknown, at least she already knows how to use it. She can only try it herself to find out more specific details of use.

Su Weiyu wrapped the coral crown with cloth, put it into the backpack behind her, and walked out of the breeding room.

(End of this chapter)

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