Odd Containment Specialist.

Chapter 56: High School Love

Xia Shou's common sense told him that there would not be an extra toilet in the center of the office for no reason.

Even if a toilet is installed, it is impossible to flush feces with urine.

Baihe pressed the flush button a few more times, and more urine flowed out of the toilet, flushing the feces down.

As the number of flushing increases, the water gradually becomes cleaner.

"Oh~ It seems that the abnormality level is quite high, and it works on you too." Shangguan Yan touched his chin and said thoughtfully.

Xia Shou couldn't help it: "Minister, what are you doing? And what's going on with this toilet?"

“This is a banned item confiscated by Baihe. I haven’t thought of a name for it yet, but I’ve figured out its specific function.

Simply put, the fecal liquid in this toilet is the feces and urine that will definitely be excreted from the stomach of the flusher. If you want to go to the toilet, just press it, and then you don’t need to squat to complete the excretion behavior. "

"What a filthy forbidden object!" Xia Shou complained, but he couldn't help but look into the toilet.

"Dirty? Don't you think it's convenient? This way the beautiful girl really doesn't have to go to the toilet." Bai He retorted seriously.

"And it's good news for patients with hemorrhoids. Defecation is a journey to hell for patients with hemorrhoids." Shangguan Yan said seriously.

Baihe nodded in agreement. "And it's also very friendly to couples who like to go through the back door. This way, they can avoid the pain of cleaning their intestines. Hmm... maybe it will be popular among some like-minded 1s and 0s."

"Although it is dirty, there is no smell. Does this mean that this toilet simulates the space inside the intestines?" Shangguan Yan began a rigorous analysis.

Xia Shou wanted to complain about them, but some strange thoughts popped up in his mind uncontrollably:

"Where do all the excrement that is flushed down go?

If we want to be sent directly to another dimension, can we let 678 press the button?

This way, the abnormal crystals it excretes can be safely destroyed."

"What a genius idea!" Bai He patted Xia Shou's shoulder vigorously, and the pair of gray eyes behind the mask were full of appreciation. "You might be suitable for the research department!"

Shangguan Yan nodded in approval of Xia Shou's brilliant idea, but then shook his head and rejected Xia Shou's proposal:
“It’s a good idea, but it’s difficult to implement. 678 is not a human and may not be recognized as a user by the toilet.

Moreover, the crystals excreted by 678 are too large and hard, which may damage the toilet.

In addition, the abnormality level of 678 is very high, and it is likely that it will not be effective.

So the practical application should be left to the research department. Let's come up with a name, shall we? What do you think is a good name for this toilet?"

Xia Shou frowned and fell into deep thought. Although he didn't want to participate in this kind of discussion, a perverted interest arose in his mind.

"Let's just name it [Flush Toilet], it's very similar to a flush toilet." Xia Shou said.

"Flush the toilet... flush the toilet, how appropriate." Bai He showed admiration again, "Xia Shou, you are really a naming genius, you can come up with such a brilliant name, simple and unpretentious with a little sense of humor, much better than the name that idiot came up with."

"Since it has been decided, let's call it a flush toilet. Baihe, you send this to the research department. After the research department has finished its research, have them send it to the [Skilled Craftsman] to have a look. If he can make it, maybe this toilet can be popularized in the control bureau." Shangguan Yan ordered.

“Is this thing going to become more popular?”

In Xia Shou's mind, a beautiful scene automatically emerged of everyone queuing in a public toilet, each taking turns pressing the flush button and watching the filth flowing out.

"Xia Shou, have you been to the toilet? Do you want to try flushing a few times? The feeling of releasing intestinal pressure without defecation is quite special." Bai He suddenly suggested.

"No, thank you Brother Bai for your concern, I don't need it." Xia Shou refused coldly.

Bai He sighed regretfully, closed the toilet lid, lifted the toilet onto the cart like a treasure bowl, and then pushed the cart out of the office.

The tense atmosphere of the banned object seminar finally ended. Xia Shou breathed a sigh of relief and sat down at his workstation.

"Xia Shou, you don't have to be in the department this afternoon. Go with Bai He to Professor Zhang Feng's English class." Shangguan Yan suddenly said.

Xia Shou knew what Shangguan Yan meant when he asked him to learn English. He was going to Ettingburg to investigate the Blood Mother Cult. If he knew a foreign language, communication would naturally be much easier. But was it too late to start learning English now?
Or……

"Can you become proficient in English immediately by taking that professor's class?" Xia Shou asked.

"Well, but it can only last for a month, and within a month, you can only learn one language from the professor." Shangguan Yan added.

It’s so convenient. If I had such a teacher in my previous life, I wouldn’t have to worry about not being able to get into a 985 or 211 university.

"Since Brother Bai is taking classes with me, he is also going on a business trip?"

"Well, I'll accompany you."

"No need for that. I'm enough on my own." Xia Shouwan refused.

In this matter, he felt that it would be safer for him and Su Weiyu to investigate it together.

Shangguan Yan replied expressionlessly: “I originally thought that you were enough on your own, but due to some special reasons, it is better for him to accompany you.

Besides, haven’t you noticed that you are very popular in the Control Bureau, and many people are talking about you. "

Xia Shou nodded: "The nickname they gave me is so embarrassing, is this always the norm in the Control Bureau?"

"I guess so. Since you've noticed it, I'd better tell you about the political environment of the Control Bureau as soon as possible, so that you don't think you are working in a formal large company with social security."

"Isn't it? I always thought we were pretty formal."

“Formal does not mean orderly. If you think your colleagues will not harm each other, then you are too naive. People working in the Control Bureau are all extraordinary people. Why do you think so many extraordinary people would take the initiative to join the Control Bureau?

If it's for wealth and power, you can use your supernatural powers to plunder them very covertly and easily become a superior person.

But you can also see that many extraordinary people would rather abide by the law and work in the Control Bureau than live as a free man. There is a reason for this. "

Xia Shou thought for a moment: "Because most of the extraordinary people are glass cannons?" The extraordinary people in this world are different from the immortals in fantasy novels. Their defense and attack power are completely disproportionate. Bomb-like attack power can be seen everywhere, but the defense of these human-shaped self-propelled bombs is often no different from that of ordinary people. They can be easily killed by a sneak attack.

However, there are not many ways to improve the fault tolerance in this situation.

One is to find companions who share the same ideals, values, and abilities as you, to make up for the shortcomings of weak defense.

The other is to find powerful blocking items that you can use to increase your fault tolerance.

The third type is that after being injured, someone can help you treat and recover quickly.

These three conditions are difficult to achieve by one person alone.

Over time, the formation of an organization like the Control Bureau was inevitable.

"Very smart! The Control Bureau can significantly increase the survival rate of individuals. Of course, the most important thing is that the Control Bureau itself has a strong deterrent effect. Ordinary extraordinary people will never attack the employees of the Control Bureau.

Because lone wolves cannot avoid the control bureau's tracking, let alone escape the control bureau's hunting.

This is just like the unspoken rules of secular society. The law stipulates that you cannot kill anyone, but does that mean you really cannot kill anyone?

No, you can. You can just rush into your enemy's house with a knife and kill him easily.

But you know that you cannot escape the punishment of the law, so you restrain your hatred.

The control bureau plays a similar role.”

"But I feel like a lot of people in the bureau seem to dislike me. They won't do anything to me, right? After all, we all work together." Xia Shou said worriedly.

Shangguan Yan: "It's hard to say. It's not uncommon for our own people to die in unusual events. Everyone tends to use operators from other departments as sacrifices."

Xia Shou nodded in understanding.

Yes, between life and death, who cares about the organization’s rules?

When someone really needs to die, it would be better to let others die instead of their own people.

"Besides, the people working in the Control Bureau are not just ordinary people. In fact, there are many extremely evil criminals. Their brains are different from those of normal people. They may betray you at any time, so you should be careful in your daily life."

"Criminal? Why can criminals still go to work? Aren't they arrested?" Xia Shou looked puzzled.

Shangguan Yan smiled slightly and said as a matter of course:
“Some extraordinary people are irreplaceable.

Let me give you an example. A supernatural being killed a thousand ordinary people, and the Control Bureau caught him.

Now as a leader, you want to deal with him, how do you deal with him? "

"death penalty!"

“Very good, but an abnormal incident has just occurred. It is estimated that 30,000 people will die in this abnormal incident, and the death row prisoner you just captured has supernatural powers that are very suitable for solving this incident.

But when you ask him to help, he asks you to release him, what do you do? "

Xia Shou thought about it seriously. After hearing this, he already understood how the deformed staff system of the Control Bureau came about.

Extraordinary people are indeed different from ordinary people, and in some aspects, they are irreplaceable.

There are often many geniuses in a field among ordinary people, but among extraordinary people, there may be only one with a very special ability.

"They must not be released, but 30,000 people also need to be rescued, so we can only negotiate." Xia Shou expressed his thoughts calmly.

"Correct. So the final result of the negotiation is usually to recruit the other party as a special employee and operate under strict surveillance."

"Do we have to recruit them as employees? Can't we lock them up?" Xia Shou asked back.

“In fact, this is how the Control Bureau initially implemented your idea, but the effect was not very good.

Because similar situations will occur in the future. If you restrict them too much and treat them too poorly, the cooperation of criminals who surrender in the future will be significantly reduced.

So in order to encourage criminals to cooperate and to prevent some criminals from going all out and launching indiscriminate massacres at the last minute, the Control Bureau has introduced a series of rules, providing different recruitment systems based on the severity of the crime.”

After that, Shangguan Yan made a final summary: "Perhaps this way of doing things does have serious moral loopholes, but after the introduction of this series of rules, the casualty rate of mortals dropped significantly, and the number of available talents increased significantly.

You should be careful of employees wearing collars around their necks. Those with green collars are allowed to come and go, as they only commit crimes for special reasons. Those with yellow collars generally have bad motives, and those with red collars are extremely bad.

As for other colors...you generally can't see them either."

"Oh, I understand, but what does this have to do with Shirakawa-senpai accompanying me on my investigation?"

“The criminal arrested by Baihe three years ago was finally traced to Ettingburg.

The criminal's supernatural power is extremely lethal to low-level supernatural beings, and it also has its own growth potential, making it quite troublesome.

You might be targeted by him, so I thought about it and decided to let Baihe follow you. I have also found a team in the General Investigation Department that can help you."

Xia Shou's heart sank, wondering how the person could have changed so much in a short time.

But on the bright side, he was fighting against a huge cult organization, and it would be difficult for him to do it alone. With more people, it would definitely be much easier to carry out the work in the beginning.

"But why are you so sure, Minister, that I will be targeted by that criminal?"

"Because you smell like the devil."

The office door opened, and Bai He poked his head in from outside the door after he finished toileting. "It's almost time, let's go over there, the professor should be starting class soon."

Coincidentally, Xia Shou also saw Su Weiyu carrying takeaway food and sticking her head out from behind Bai He.

　Damn, I just realized that I didn't set a timer yesterday, so my brothers watched it late
　　
　
(End of this chapter)