Sexy Killing God

She had just had lunch when her cell phone rang. The reporter said that ten chickens raised in the green belt in front of the house in Room 8, Building 102, Textile Dormitory, South District, Tianyuan, were murdered!

When Xiyan arrived at the scene of the crime, she saw three dead chickens lying in a two-square-meter free-range chicken coop surrounded by snakeskin bags. The chicken is gone!

As a conscientious and responsible policeman, Xi Yan adhered to the principle of doing more things for the people no matter how big or small the case is, carefully inspecting the scene and analyzing the case carefully.

The final conclusion is that the snakeskin bag fence can keep the chickens in, but it can't keep out the puppies who are hunting for food in the community. A small dog can get in at random in the gap, and then a small dog is found on the ground. The paw prints of more than one dog are basically sure that the chicken was eaten by two or more puppies!

The little dog that ate chicken must be the kind of pug that weighs more than ten catties. It has a small appetite, and the ten chickens were not finished, and the remaining few were killed to death!An old lady was so indignant that she accused the dog breeders around her of crimes, and she insisted on asking police officer Xiyan to find out the murderer, at least to make the dog owner compensate her for the loss!

Xiyan is really in trouble. There are at least a dozen small dogs running around in a building in Nima. There are hundreds of dogs in the entire southern district. The dog's paw prints are not like human fingerprints, there are no Although the database can also check and lock the suspect dogs one by one, but when you have to find it! ?

Before Xiyan finished processing here, Xiyan's cell phone rang again, saying that a rape case had occurred in Tianyuan North District!That's a rape case, it's a much bigger crime than this dog eating chickens!

So Xi Yan, in accordance with the principle of priority, appeased the owner of the murdered chick, then rode an electric car and went straight to the North District. According to the address given by the informant, she came to the No. 11 dormitory of the Second Thermal Power Plant. The young woman wearing a flowered vest and flowered pants saw Xi Yan coming, and immediately stepped forward and pointed to the crime scene where the rape was happening not far away, crying.

"Officer Xi, you have to be the master of our family, Qiqi, she is a purebred British pratie, I spent more than 2 yuan to bring her back! She was ruined by that bumpkin in broad daylight It's gone!"

Xi Yan looked at the corner in the distance, a small yellow dog was mingling with a pure white cashmere dog that looked quite luxurious and elegant, tail to tail, the little yellow dog looked out and saw Xi Yan He was really shy, sticking out his tongue in enjoyment, his posture seemed to be showing off: Look, I have a poor hanging silk, and I also made Bai Fumei!Ha ha!

"Officer Xi, our Qiqi is only one year old, and he is raping a young girl!" The curly-haired young woman pointed at the little yellow dog and said viciously: "Now the evidence is solid, the truth is there! I beg you Get that bumpkin to be punished on the spot! Return Qiqi to our family!"

Xi Yan was so depressed that she was speechless, her two puppies were having a good time there xxoo, how did I investigate the truth in the past?Ask the little white dog: "Are you voluntary?" Or ask the little yellow dog: "Excuse me, are you sexually blessed?"

It seems that there is no way to deal with it anyway. If you draw conclusions like this, it is dereliction of duty!Even if it turns out that the little yellow dog seriously molested the little white dog, then the little yellow dog cannot be sentenced to death directly!There is no law that stipulates that dogs will be executed if they rape dogs!

After struggling for a long time, the little yellow dog licked his mouth, and his tail suddenly separated from the little white dog. The little white dog turned back to look at the young woman director, his eyes were full of moisture, watery and pitiful!But there was clearly no resentment in those eyes, but it was full of coolness!

After the little yellow dog succeeded, he ran away happily!Seeing that the opportunity to get away has come, Xiyan said: "Sister, I'm going to hunt down the criminal!" Then she twisted the tram and ran away!

The whole afternoon fully demonstrated the fruits of Xiyan's labor in the morning. The [-] business cards were not white hair, and the mobile phone kept ringing non-stop. It was basically all about chickens flying dogs and cats jumping on trees, children fighting, and bicycles being stolen. thing!

Xiyan was as busy as a little devil who plunged headlong into the ocean of the people's war, the sky was dark and there was no spell to recite, thinking how great it would be if she were a master of cultivation, she turned Tianyuan Community completely with a flick of her finger!

It's a pity, after all, she's just a mortal, and she can't take care of herself because of her official duties. The original intention of coming to Tianyuan Community to monitor that bastard has been forgotten!

In contrast, Niu Erdan is much more comfortable. In his eyes, Tianyuan District is a big village, similar to his old hometown when he was a child. The so-called existence is reasonable. He was originally trying to hide himself, so he didn't have any awareness to help the world. To save people and save sentient beings!

In Erdan's view, pretending to be cool and being the boss, picking up girls and making a fortune is the kingly way. Of course, it's okay if you can help others and do some good things for fun!For example, helping those young women and mistresses who are alone in vacant rooms to solve their empty and helpless body and mind, I am still happy to do it!

Not to mention, there are more beauties in the North District than in the South District. I heard that many girls in the South District have found good families in the North District!I understand this bitch!

Er Dan chatted with Lao Wang from the north gate for a while, and then rode a very coquettish Freelander bicycle around the community, seeing the big rats and wild cats running around everywhere, he was depressed, what happened these days, why cats and dogs Instead of catching mice, how about going to the trash dump together with the mice to play house?Are they all polluted by society?No, even cats, dogs and mice are like people, so they are not smart!

After careful observation by Erdan, I found a problem. It turns out that mice and cats can’t chew large bones. Generally, when someone eats ribs, the puppy will serve first. , and finally exhausted cleaning the table to clean up the oily smell on the ground!

In this community of [-] people, the small animals have adapted to the new environment and formed a harmonious ecosystem.Of course, it's unhygienic and prone to various epidemics, but that's not something that dunces have to consider.

He leisurely patrols his territory, like Simba the Lion King, he feels that all human beings, cats, dogs, chickens, ducks, and birds here are like his subjects. It seems that Erdan is also a super yy god ah.

"Hi Brother Niu!" Suddenly Wang Xiaomu appeared with a group of junior high school students. Since he was subdued by Er Dan yesterday, he has looked at Er Dan with admiration and is quite respectful. He is more coquettish than Brother Bao!