Sexy Killing God

Sexy Killer - Chapter 1 Dr. x

"Hehe, don't be so excited!" Blazing Angel looked at Erdan's surprised expression with a sense of joy: "I haven't finished my sentence yet, you must pass the one to three-month probationary assessment before you can become the number one in Chinese history." [007]!"

"Damn it!" Erdan suddenly felt like he was riding a roller coaster, and he was out of nowhere!

"I said 007, can you be more civilized, don't rely on one at a time, and one at a time, okay? What's more, it's very impolite in front of ladies!"

Bai Suzhen said with a superior attitude towards subordinates: "You will often be arranged to go to high society and deal with many celebrities. Your behavior is not good! You must change it!"

"Se'er!" Erdan said with a gloomy expression, "Don't call me 007, okay? Didn't you say that I have to pass the probationary assessment? If I get used to listening like this, what should I do if I fail the final assessment?"

"Don't call me sir, it sounds awkward! You can call me team leader or head! Either way!"

"Then don't call me 007, okay? It sounds even more awkward to me. You might as well call me Erdan, or Qidan!" Erdan listened to that 007 thank you, it hurts a lot, obviously he is not James Bond, very To hang the James Bond brand, as if you are not Jordan, but wearing the number 23 jersey, it always makes people feel an urge to punch someone.

The things in Nima's cottage are the most abominable!

"First, I must call you 007; second, you must get used to me calling you that!"

Damn it, bureaucracy kills people!Is this starting to bully others in front of Lao Tzu?Doesn't it mean that the organization is very harmonious?Why can't we listen to the voice of the people?

Seraphim didn't care how douchebags were howling in his heart, and continued to say self-sufficiently: "Because 007 is the title you will get within the organization in the future. Inside the organization, everyone knows you are 007, and no one will pay attention to whether you are a bullshit or not. ! Even, many people only know that there is a 007, and they will not associate 007 with a bastard at all! Do you understand?"

"Do you think I understand?" Erdan asked back with a blank face.

"Okay, let me explain to you in detail again!" Bai Suzhen lowered her head and thought briefly:

"Let's put it this way, you are still very similar to the 007 in the United States, because the work you have to do is very special, and you often need to take a lot of risks to hide your true identity, so the organization gave you this code name. This code name is just for you. Internally! It can be said that no one will know you except me and the main leaders of the organization. They only know that there is a transnational agent 2 in our Xiaolong agent 007 group. As for who this 007 is, Where and what they are doing, they won't know, and they don't need to know!

Your identity as 007 is closely related to your internal code name.In terms of external affairs, you are still a bastard. You can package yourself as a small security guard, a rich man, or the boss of the Qinglong Gang. You can do whatever you want, as long as you like.The organization has cleaned up all your past information for you, and no one will find your past from the official system, unless it is someone who has had a relationship with you before."

Blazing Angel paused for a while, then suddenly looked at Er Dan and smiled: "For example, Bai Lan!"

Hearing the name Bai Lan, Erdan couldn't calm down immediately, and looked at Bai Suzhen with his mouth open: "I'll go, her! You know too?"

"Isn't it [Suzaku]! As long as I want to know, believe me, it's very simple!" Seraph smiled slyly.

"It's very simple?" Duan suddenly became speechless. It seems that in front of the state machine, no matter how awesome you are, ordinary people are transparent people. When ordinary people want to look up, they are always separated by tens of thousands of layers of dark clouds. , For example, the public consumption and fiscal budget expenditures of certain departments have never been understood by anyone!

Er Dan suddenly looked expectant and said, "Then can you tell me where Bai Lan is now?"

"I know! But I just don't want to tell you! You can check it yourself later!" Bai Suzhen pouted and smiled, and continued:

"In short, in the eyes of ordinary people, you are a bastard, an ordinary and ordinary people, and occasionally you are very skilled! Only when you accept the task, the organization will let you play more roles as 007." Maybe it’s a high-ranking official of a certain overseas inspection team, maybe the president of a certain chamber of commerce, maybe a member of the peacekeeping force, in short, when the organization needs you, you can be any role! Even a corpse!”

"Understood!" Er Dan said angrily, "I just sold myself to you, so you can do whatever you want!"

"I'm also very pleased that you can understand like this!" Bai Suzhen said with a calm expression on her face:

"Actually, this position is very suitable for you. When you are free, you are very free. You can investigate the cases you like by yourself. If you don't want to investigate cases, you can pick up girls, pick up girls, and sleep in bed. The salary is still paid!"

Hearing the word salary, Er Dan's eyes suddenly lit up and asked, "Since 007 is so awesome, isn't the salary high?"

"Of course it's high, and the benefits are quite good, much higher than domestic civil servants. Our salary is directly in line with international standards!"

"How much is it to be in line with international standards?" Duan Dan thought, it's better to be in line with developed countries in Europe and America, and it would be miserable if it was in line with African countries!

"We adopt the salary settlement method of basic salary plus performance commission!"

"How much is the basic salary?"

"Salary income within the organization must be kept strictly confidential!"

"Damn!" Doe Dan is depressed, how much money he earns when he is a security guard! "Can't I know how much I get paid?"

"Of course, you should know how much money you earn!" Seraph thought for a while: "But because 007 was appointed by the Interpol headquarters in Lyon, France, you have to ask the headquarters about your salary level! Normally speaking, the monthly salary is definitely not high. It will be less than 2000 yuan!"

"I'm stupid, it's only two thousand! No way?" Er Dan felt like being teased, as if a certain beauty and a man who looked like a rich second generation had just finished a car shock in a Mercedes-Benz, but the guy said that he should It's like returning the car to the boss!

"That's great! That's two thousand euros! My basic salary is not that high!"

"Euros!" Erdan suddenly felt that this job was a bit of a joke: "That's equivalent to a monthly salary of more than 2 RMB!"

"Of course, that's after you became a regular!"

"Cut! Fooled me again!"

"However, you can get 80.00% during the trial period!"

"It's almost there!"

"Can you pursue a little bit!"

"I've always been chasing beautiful women for support!"

"Damn!" Seraphim finally couldn't take it anymore!

"By the way, the first thing you do after you go back is to familiarize yourself with our various internal rules and regulations with the advanced internal system. If you violate the rules and disciplines, you will be punished severely because of your special status!"

"Oh!" Erdan felt that he had no patience to communicate with this head anymore: "Excuse me, when can I have a police uniform like you are wearing? I can't let the great 007 wear this prison uniform, right?" ?”

Er Dan still shook his dirty prison uniform at Bai Suzhen, which means, isn't it embarrassing for Lao Zhi to go out wearing this?

"As I said, your external image does not represent the organization, so I'm sorry to tell you that you don't need to wear a police uniform! And you have to disguise yourself every time you perform a mission, to hide your real identity, and you can't let Others know that 007 is a bastard! Otherwise, you will bear the consequences!"

"I'll wipe it, who will pay for the disguise fee? You need a lot of money to buy cosmetics!"

"Of course you do it yourself. There are bonuses for every mission, and many of them are worth a fortune! So, you know! How can there be a good deal without paying the cost? Of course you can choose not to accept the mission!" Seraphim paused for a while He said: "In that case, you will bear the consequences!"

"Damn it, Lao Zhi is on a thief ship this time!" Erdan said depressedly: "I want to know, what can the organization provide me? Do I have to bring everything by myself? There are 007s in the United States. That kind of super awesome luxury car, and all kinds of spy equipment, what about me? It claims to be better than others, but do I have to pay for everything myself?"

Nima, Lao Zhi is the number one victim in the world!The last sentence is what Erdan thought in his heart, and he didn't say it out, but the meaning of the previous part has basically been expressed.

"The resources you have are incomparable to that 007!" Seraph was speaking, when someone knocked at the door, she stood up and opened the door, and invited a middle-aged man with a toolbox in: "Long time no see Yes, Dr. X!"

"Yeah, long time no see, you're still so pretty! Hehe!" The person called Doctor is a bald head of medium build, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses and wearing a police uniform. He has a big beer belly and looks like he's five years pregnant. month pregnant!

He saw Seraph putting down his suitcase like an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time, and actually opened his arms and rushed towards Seraph!What was even more surprising was that Seraphim didn't refuse, and greeted him with a face of honor.

Let me wipe, what's the situation?Is there an affair between them?