My wife is a dragon.
Chapter 100 I didn't expect you to be such a dragon
Chapter 100 I didn't expect you to be such a dragon
Xia Li bought a small silver necklace online and put the gold coins in it.
This small necklace contains a box specifically for photos. Normally, people buy it to store photos of their daughters, wives, etc., but Xia Li slightly modified it and then hung it around Lucia's neck.
Lucia liked it very much.
She liked this kind of shiny gold thing, and since it was made by Xia Li herself, she was reluctant to take it off as she wore it on her chest every day.
This gold coin of hers was much clearer than the one she had sold before. If its history could be found on Earth, it would be a rare and expensive artifact.
Unfortunately, the continent of Aize is a fictional existence on Earth, and the value of this gold coin is merely its price per gram.
Sitting in front of the computer, Xia Li was typing furiously on the keyboard.
As the number of words in the serialized book "Records of Aize Continent" increased, the backend income became more and more considerable.
The daily manuscript fee is already dozens of yuan, which means more than a thousand yuan a month.
This data is only preliminary data, and there should be more in the future.
However, in the final analysis, Xia Li only treated this as a part-time job.
Now that one month has passed and Lucia has almost adapted to modern society, Xia Li should do something of his own.
Turning the gaming chair under his butt, Xia Li stared at the screen saver on the computer screen and thought for a long time.
What I am good at now...
The physical fitness of this person, who has been trained in another world for three years, is quite high.
If other factors are not considered and conditions permit, you can just join the army and go to the battlefield.
Maybe being a sports athlete or something would be nice...?
But athletes must have more professional and systematic training, and training takes a lot of time. Now Xia Li's mind is all on Lucia. He doesn't want to leave home too far, nor does he want Lucia to wait for him at home day and night.
What's more, Xia Li is unwilling to do things he doesn't want to do.
Otherwise, why didn't he choose to take the civil service exam and rest easy like his classmates? This was the most common path taken by him as a college student majoring in Chinese language and literature.
For Xia Li now, the most important job is to have free time, have plenty of time to spend with his girlfriend, preferably not to work overtime at night, and to be able to go home on time every night...
Dreaming.
I took a deep breath and suddenly felt that the road ahead of me was dark.
Xia Li shifted his gaze and looked at Lucia who was standing at the door of his room and peeking out.
"What?" he asked after coming to his senses.
"Look what you are doing..."
I came to check out the situation because I heard the sound of typing in Xia Li's room had stopped for a long time.
"It's said on the internet that people who sit for long periods of time and don't exercise are prone to sudden death."
Lucia drew her head back and muttered.
"Nonsense, I'm your boyfriend, young and energetic, and in great health."
Xia Li smiled and patted his thigh, "Please sit down."
"..."
Lucia didn't want to sit because she still had to study.
"Pa pa," Xia Li patted his legs again.
Lucia had no choice but to walk over in small steps for the sake of the demon-repelling sword leaning against the wall.
"Would you like to play games? Let's play Humanity Fall Flat. I'm sure you'll like this game name."
Xia Li picked up the little dragon and sat it in his arms, and his other hand had already moved to the mouse.
"I want to play Brave Defeat," Lucia thought.
"There is no such thing as a hero being defeated miserably..."
Xia Lixin said that he had been defeated by Lucia's dragon claws a long time ago, and said casually, "Only the brave man pays homage to his parents."
Lucia didn't understand what paying respects to parents meant. She looked at Xia Li strangely. Xia Li had already started this two-player game that he had just bought not long ago.
Taking the controller, Lucia sat in his arms and played with the controller, while Xia Li operated with the keyboard.
A monitor was split into two parts, and after playing for half an hour, the little dragon in Xia Li's arms turned into a little pufferfish.
Cailong finds it difficult to find happiness in the game.
Even when playing this kind of two-player cooperative game, she would get discouraged if she couldn't finish a level for a long time.
As the air on her face grew more and more dense, Xia Li sighed and turned off the game.
"Do you think I'm stupid?"
Lucia sat on Xia Li's lap and said dejectedly with her head down.
Compared to the heartless dragon who only knew how to laugh foolishly every day when he first came to Earth, the dragon now has much richer emotions.
At least I learned to sulk.
"No," Xia Li tried to make her tone as gentle as possible.
"I just like stupid dragons like you."
“…What about those other stupid dragons?” Lucia asked with some concern.
"Other stupid dragons...other stupid dragons would have been chopped down by me long ago." Xia Li replied.
"..."
After a moment's silence, Lucia used her little brain to think about it, and it seemed to be true.
Those stupid dragons who couldn't beat Xia Li had long been defeated by Xia Li's sword.
He is a pure-blooded silver dragon and can take a beating, which is why he has not been defeated by Xia Li for so many times.
"I went to read a book."
Thinking of this, Lucia wanted to get off Xia Li's legs.
Only by reading more books, learning more, and absorbing more knowledge can Lucia change from a stupid dragon to a smart dragon and defeat Xia Li in all aspects. The little evil dragon has his own great ambition.
"Don't worry."
However, Xia Li didn't want to let the sweet and soft little dragon slip away from his arms.
He held Lucia in his arms and said, "I have come to the key point in the plot. Tell me more about your dragon race's...habits."
Xia Li thought about what happened just now.
If he wants to go out and find a job, what are his own advantages?
Thinking from this perspective, Xia Li, who has a romantic mind, thought again, as a 'male', what are his advantages that enable him to attract Lucia, a female dragon?
Xia Li has always wanted Lucia to like him, the kind of love that a lover has.
So, from Lucia's perspective, if you want her to like a 'male', you must first figure out what the ideal 'male' looks like in her eyes.
Xia Li suddenly realized that his initial thinking was wrong.
He had always flirted with Lucia from a human perspective.
But he completely ignored the reason why Lucia was not interested in this at all.
Lucia is a dragon, and dragons have their own way of loving.
"What habits do you want to know?" Lucia looked up at Xia Li.
"You...what do male dragons usually do when they pursue female dragons? In other words, under what circumstances will a female dragon agree to the courtship of the opposite sex?"
In order to show that he was only seeking knowledge in order to improve the settings, Xia Li opened the document as if nothing had happened and prepared to start recording.
Lucia paused for a moment, as if searching her mind for the inherited memory of this.
Xia Li was getting nervous as he waited.
Don’t come up with a high-difficulty level... He is a human, not a dragon, and it will be difficult to deal with a level that is too difficult.
"Generally speaking, the possibility of successful pursuit only comes when both parties have the desire to reproduce."
"and then?"
"Then... the male dragon will mark a larger territory."
Xia Li listened quietly and typed out all the words on the keyboard.
I have also found a corresponding plan for this goal in my mind.
Buy a house!
"...a mountain of gold coins."
deposit!
“There was plenty of food and water outside the nest,” Lucia recalled.
Stable income!
Xia Li was silently taking notes.
If we round these conditions down...
It seems to be similar to the common requirements of human women for their significant other.
Hiss...so realistic, my little dragon.
Xia Li felt miserable and thought that he had to put job hunting on the agenda.
Besides, ordinary part-time jobs certainly won’t work.
If I really want to show my strength in this area like a male dragon, the rewards from working are still too little.
His profession doesn't make money as easily as the Internet.
Maybe I should abandon the idea of working for someone and start a business...
If it is said that nine out of ten entrepreneurial ventures fail and the probability of success is less than 1%... then the possibility of getting rich by working is 0%.
Making plans in her mind, Lucia continued speaking while sitting on Xia Li's lap.
"These are normal courtship conditions for dragons. The better these conditions are, the higher the possibility that a female dragon and a male dragon will mate."
"but……"
Lucia paused, then said seriously, "I like the other one."
"Oh?" Xia Li became interested. "Tell me more."
"The kind that can spray a lot of flames in one breath."
Xia Li: “…”
"Change your preference." Xia Li requested.
It was just a casual remark. Xia Li was estimating how long he could last if he returned to Aize Continent and used fire magic.
In the end, Lucia really changed it for him.
"Then change it to being able to slay dragons."
Lucia seemed to be really thinking about her preferences, and even a figure appeared in her mind.
"I think it's cooler to be able to slay dragons, and it also makes me feel safer."
"go on……"
Xia Li rubbed his nose. He was good at this.
As the figure became more and more concrete, Lucia's mind emerged with the image of Xia Li, who was holding a demon-killing sword in one hand, an oversized sheep doll in the other, and spewing fire into the sky from his mouth.
She thought the scene was great, so she began to describe it:
"He can slay a dragon and breathe fire while catching sheep for me to eat at the same time."
"..."
Today I learned that this book did not fail in the promotion battle, but the rules changed. It could have been promoted, but because it was put on the shelves four hours in advance, it was cancelled...
For a long time now, there will be no recommendation for the dragon, and I am very sad as a cat repairman. (Lying down and dying)
(End of this chapter)
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