My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 107 The Hero is Insane

When the five people left the lobster restaurant, they left a pile of empty shells on the table.

This buffet for 90 yuan per person is definitely worth it.

Chen Tao took out his cell phone, glanced at the message, then turned around and said to his brothers.

"Do billiards, KTV, or bar?"

When boys go out to play, they mostly engage in these kinds of entertainment activities. Anything more would be considered inappropriate.

"Let's go to KTV. We were just busy eating and didn't drink enough. It's just right to go to KTV and sing and drink." Monkey suggested.

The rest of the people did not vote against it, so the matter was settled.

"Okay, let's find one nearby. Anqi has already left the station and is on her way to get a taxi."

Chen Tao glanced at his phone and quickly locked onto a chain KTV store.

Xia Li didn't say much, just followed at the back, lowered his shoulders and reached into the empty Blue Bear coat.

Only then did he take out Lucia's dragon claw. The claw had just been washed with hand soap and smelled fragrant.

"Are you sleepy?" he asked, tilting his head.

Lucia shook her head, her bright eyes flickering under the streetlight, "I'm not sleepy...what's that smell?"

"Taste? You mean KTV? A place where people sing."

"Do we have to go somewhere to sing?" Lucia raised her head and looked at Xia Li.

She knew that singing was one of the ways humans expressed their emotions, just like how dragons would roar a few times on the top of the mountain when they were in a good mood, and would also roar a few times when they were in a bad mood.

However... the dragons would not choose specific occasions to roar. Lucia did not understand their behavior of specifically finding a place to roar.

"Just like when you go to an Internet cafe, the main thing is the atmosphere," Xia Li explained patiently.

"In fact, now that living standards have improved, the configuration of electronic devices outside is almost the same as that at home, but the atmosphere is very important, and friends who create this atmosphere with you are also very important...'Friends' are the top configuration for modern life."

I don’t know if the evil dragon understood it. The dragons, with their eccentric personalities, are basically unable to empathize with humans on this issue.

"Making friends is a science. A girl will come to the box in a while. You should treat her as a friend of the same age." Xia Li said.

This is an important course for the socialization training of the evil dragon, and it is also the main purpose of Xia Li taking her out to play for so long today.

Compared to this matter, feeding dog food and the like are just incidental things.

"Girl... Is she Xia Li's friend?"

Lucia sorted out the complicated interpersonal relationships in her mind. The dragon claw lying in Xia Li's palm did not trigger the principle of 'dragon claw on top' when thinking. She just let Xia Li knead and pinch it like dough.

"Yes, friends, just like the relationship between me and Peach Monkey. The relationship between friends can be repeated, and my friends can also be your friends."

"Oh... then I'll try to make friends."

"Making friends is a good thing for you. You really need to understand the emotions between humans from this aspect. Once you can distinguish between friendship and love..."

After that, we can be considered to have achieved our goal.

Xia Li held back the second half of the sentence.

Lucia's soft face appeared to be far and near under the street lights. When there was no light, it was so blurry that only the outline could be seen. When the light shone on it, the soft face coated with golden light was so beautiful that people could not take their eyes away.

Unable to speak……

Completely indescribable.

Xia Li has always wanted Lucia to understand what love between humans is.

But in fact, he is just an awkward guy who is not good at expressing his emotions.

He knew very well that he liked Lucia, but it was difficult for him to say the word "like".

If such an awkward behavior is posted online, it will be punished as "tsundere".

The one who restrains the tsundere is actually a natural fool like Lucia...

It’s bad, it seems like I have met my nemesis.

"Ahem... there is one thing I want to emphasize."

Xia Li collected his thoughts and said, "No matter how you make friends, you can't just give blindly. If you have to rely on one-sided efforts to maintain a friendship, it's not friendship, but an exploitation relationship.

On the other hand, you cannot demand anything from your friends unilaterally. The word "friend" should be based on trust, respect, and mutual help. "

It's not easy to express a feeling clearly.

Xia Li could only explain less than 20% of the content, and Lucia had to understand the rest herself.

"I say this because I'm afraid you'll be deceived. You're stupid, simple-minded and straightforward, and you'll be easily taken advantage of."

"I'm not stupid!" Lucia shook her head.

After listening for a long time, she seemed to understand the word "stupid".

Xia Li sighed.

"Friendship is definitely not as important as being a couple."

I don’t know what this silly dragon was thinking about, he suddenly said something nonsensical.

Xia Li nodded: "Of course."

"No matter how many friends I make, they are just friends. They will not be as important as Xia Li."

"Ah."

Xia Li didn't understand the evil dragon's way of thinking, but he was still happy to nod in support of this point.

"So, from now on, whether I teach good friends or bad friends, I just need Xia Li to help me distinguish them. Not only can I stop the loss in time, but I also don't have to learn how to identify good friends from bad ones."

"..."

In a sense, the silly dragon has become smarter.

"Then won't you be able to leave me in the future?" Xia Li said with a sidelong glance.

"Then you will be tied to me for the rest of your life." After saying this, Xia Li looked at Lucia, and Lucia happened to be looking up at him.

The CPU in the evil dragon's brain burned out, and she stared at Xia Li stupidly.

The two of them walked slower and slower until they stopped under a street light.

The autumn wind blew on her face, and Lucia's eyes were like deep gems in the shadows, brighter than the stars.

"Will we ever separate?"

Lucia suddenly asked in a very soft voice.

The two words she said made Xia Li feel his heart tremble.

Lucia had never inflicted real damage on this brave warrior in a fight, and this was the first time Xia Li suffered a critical hit.

"No..." Xia Li's tone was firm.

"That would be great!"

Lucia's eyes lit up.

Sometimes I have to admire my own intelligence.

If there are any emotional problems that you don't understand, why not just push them to Xia Li to handle them...

Xia Li is a human being and must understand these things better than her.

Anyway, she has been raised to be a dragon that can do nothing without Xia Li, so what's wrong with lying down a little more?
Xia Li: “…”

Okay, okay, Teacher Xia is teaching you about relationship issues seriously, and you want to turn the tables on Teacher Xia, right? ?

After thinking about it, Xia Li couldn't figure it out.

As expected, Dailong is his nemesis.

He stuffed the dragon claw into his pocket. Not far ahead, a huge KTV sign with colorful lights flashing came into view.

"Xia Tou'er, the third floor, let's go up first."

Chen Tao greeted him at the steps, Xia Li nodded, and walked slowly holding Lucia's hand.

The interior of the KTV was a little dim, and the two took the elevator to the third floor. Starting from the front desk, the surrounding passages were as complicated as an underground maze.

After turning two corners, Lucia was already feeling dizzy and had no idea which way to go.

Her ears were filled with the ups and downs of various human songs. Lucia frowned uncomfortably and hid behind Xia Li again.

Xia Li followed the waiter who led the way to the door of the box, but suddenly stopped leaving.

“They seem to be inside…”

Lucia peeked through the crack in the door and confirmed that the people inside were all Xia Li's friends.

"Lucia, I seem to be drunk."

Xia Li stood at the door and suddenly spoke in a deep voice.

"Drunk?" Lucia looked away.

"Yeah, I just feel delirious... It feels like I'm under a spell of dizziness."

Xia Li's narrowed eyes were filled with a hazy light, his gaze moved around, staring intently at the person beside him.

Lucia frowned, bent her fingers and poked Xia Li's shoulder hard.

"untie!"

Of course it's useless.

Lucia doesn't have any magic power, how can she help Xia Li remove the dizziness magic?

"Well, do we want to go back?" she said in a panic.

Xia Li couldn't guarantee the evil dragon's other feelings, but the anxiety and worry she showed at this moment were definitely from the heart.

"Hey……"

With a sigh, Xia Li placed the evil dragon's fragrant and soft hand on his face.

Lucia suddenly discovered that Xia Li's cheeks were very warm.

This is indeed the sign of being hit by a dizziness spell!
"Forget about going back. It would be a real bummer to leave now...but my body is already unstable. Please support me for a while."

As he spoke, Xia Li's shoulders began to shift uncontrollably towards Lucia.

Seeing this, Lucia hurriedly reached out to support him.

Unfortunately, Xia Li was too tall for her, so she had to lean Xia Li's entire chest against her back to barely hold on to his arm.

"Is it heavy?"

Xia Li pried open one eye and asked.

For fear of crushing the dwarf dragon, he stood on tiptoe, trying to make his feet bear more weight.

The two of them were supporting each other in a strange posture. Xia Li said that he was drunk, but in fact his steps were steadier than anyone else.

“Not too heavy, not too heavy…”

The evil dragon, who was completely unaware of the hero's plan, shook his head foolishly, and his long hair with a faint fragrance brushed against Xia Li's nose.

"We can't play for too long, we'll go back after playing for a while!"

"Okay, just play for a while."

Lying on that thin shoulder, Xia Li closed his eyes and smiled.

This really makes me dizzy.

I was stunned by the silly dragon.

(End of this chapter)