My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 124 The Dragon Takes the Hook

In the past two days, Xia Li clearly felt that his mentality had changed a lot.

In the past, Xia Li would feel it was a pleasure to lie on the sofa, watch Lucia's busy little figure, and listen to the clinking of the dishes in the kitchen.

At that time, Xia Li felt a sense of pride in having personally trained the evil dragon into a good hand at housework, watching her improve little by little and master the process of human life little by little.

But now, Xia Li was sitting on the sofa, and the sound of running water in the kitchen made him feel a little restless.

When Xia Li heard the sound of the stainless steel bowl sliding into the sink and then being picked up by a pair of small hands to continue washing, he stood up immediately.

"Go, go, I'll wash it."

Xia Li pushed the evil dragon beside the sink away with his butt.

The evil dragon's hands were covered with detergent bubbles. She shook her dragon claws and looked at Xia Li strangely.

"I'll pay for you. You can just lie down on the sofa."

After saying this, he did not forget to take the dragon's foamy claws under the faucet to wash them.

Lucia was very obedient and left the kitchen silently.

Xia Li washed the dishes and the pots. After finishing here, she saw the dragon in the living room mopping the floor diligently with a mop.

This guy can't stay idle for even a second!
She had not yet untied her apron and her hair was tied into a neat bun. The thin apron straps swayed left and right behind her as she twisted her waist.

"Who told you to do this?"

Seeing this, Xia Li tried to grab the mop again.

Lucia frowned slightly, her tone sounding a little aggrieved.

"You let me."

"You won't be allowed to do that now. You're still bleeding. Lie down." Xia Li said, pointing at the sofa.

"It's almost clean..."

Lucia spoke in a low voice, but still obediently curled up on the sofa.

Xia Li cleaned the place and went to the balcony to hang clothes.

It’s not tiring to do these chores, but they are quite troublesome as they are all piecemeal.

Does the evil dragon usually do so many things?
In recent days, she has even been doing these things while her body is weak due to menstruation.

Turning around, Xia Li looked at the neatly arranged furniture in the living room and the empty vase on the TV cabinet that Lucia had wiped clean.

He couldn't help but sigh that these were the details he had always ignored.

Xiaolong is actually quite capable.

It feels like a good wife and mother.

"..."

Glancing at the sofa, Lucia was holding an elementary school math textbook on her knees, counting on her fingers.

It seemed that some high-level problem was encountered. Lucia looked at the little face and inadvertently looked up and glanced at Xia Li.

"What are you looking at?"

Xia Li walked over to look, but Lucia didn't let him see it. She suddenly closed her legs and clamped the math book together.

Xia Li found it funny. "It's ok that you don't let me see your phone, but why don't you even let me see your math book?"

“…I will definitely do this question.”

Lucia had a cold face and answered irrelevantly.

Well, it turned out that he was stuck on the elementary school questions, but he didn't want Xia Li to see his rookie level, so he didn't show it to him.

Juelong is stubborn in his own way, and he is also quite tough in his words.

"It's okay. Just learn some math. Most of the knowledge in it is actually useless. It's basically enough to know addition, subtraction, multiplication and division."

Xia Li comforted her and then asked her, "What is 3 times 5?"

"..."

Lucia kept silent with a small face.

Then she began to use all the knowledge reserves of the dragon clan to calculate this problem.

Before coming to Earth, Lucia only knew addition and subtraction within 20, and she couldn't even count to .

If Xia Li hadn't bought her so many math notebooks, she still wouldn't have known that there are more convenient ways of calculation in the world, such as multiplication and division.

3 times 5 is equal to 3 times 5 added together...

This is not a problem for her.

Lucia began to count on her fingers.

A person's hand has five fingers, which means three hands are needed.

But Lucia soon discovered that she only had two hands, which were not enough.

"Come here for a moment." Lucia waved to the brave man.

When Xia Li came to the sofa, Lucia grabbed one of his big hands, and now there were exactly three hands.

After counting her own fingers carefully, Lucia then broke off Xia Li's thumb and continued counting.

After counting, she gave the final answer.

"It's 15!"

"You are so smart..."

Xia Li was a little amused.

Call her stupid, but she can think of a solution.

You say she is smart... She has studied for more than half a month, but she still can't recite the multiplication table.

"What would you do if it's 3 times 8?" Xia Li said again.

"You have five toes, too."

"……Then what?"

"My hands and feet plus your hands and feet, just count them once."

Xia Li: “…”

Xia Li had nothing to say.

But he wasn't in a hurry.

Who hasn't had a runny nose and tears from the multiplication table as a child? Lucia has only been on Earth for a little over a month, and it's great that she can now do some addition and subtraction.

However, Lucia's Chinese language skills have improved rapidly.

This is probably because she likes to use her mobile phone to browse small broken websites every day. Now she is very good at recognizing subtitles. Even if Xia Li wants to deceive her occasionally, she will not be fooled.

"I'll be your boss's wife and collect the bills. We may even lose our pants without even knowing it." Xia Li said with a smile.

"Boss's wife? Boss's mother?" Lucia had never heard of this term.

"The boss lady is the boss's wife!"

Xiaolong understood seriously and nodded: "Oh, it's the boss's mother-in-law."

"..."

Lucia's terms for interpersonal relationships between humans are also a mess.

Xia Li didn't dwell on this and pulled Xiaolong back to the room.

After simply making the doghouse on his bed and turning it into a dragon's nest, Xia Li let Lucia lie down on the bed while he went back to the computer to start working.

If this thing is placed in the living room, Xia Li will always be thinking about her, so it is better to put her directly behind him, so that even the efficiency of typing can be greatly improved.

"Um……?"

Lucia chose to go with the flow and started reading as she laid down on the bed, but the hero sitting on the gaming chair kept looking back at her, which made her a little wary.

No, no ...

"I was thinking... I seem to have become very clingy to you." Xia Li suddenly said.

After hearing this, Lucia grabbed her chest and smelled her own scent.

"I don't have any glue on me."

"Hey……"

Xia Li let out a long sigh.

Sometimes it is difficult to play the piano to a dragon.

He was speaking sweet words seriously here, while this guy was analyzing it for him even more seriously.

There is no romance at all!

"I have finished writing down the stories you told me last time. Please tell me some more."

As Xia Li spoke, he opened the backend of the novel website and patrolled the comment section.

[Little Dragon, my little Dragon has grown up... and will fight against those bad guys! ]

[How come you only destroyed one main city? Isn't this going to invade all the neighboring countries? Here's a suggestion. When launching an attack, it's best to burn down all the granaries first. This way, the troops behind will be automatically weakened. You can just set fire to the mountains and wear them down. ]

[Bah, there are Paradox war criminals everywhere. Do you think the plot you are talking about matches the tone of the story in the book?] [Why doesn't it match? The protagonist here is a pure-blooded dragon. Isn't it natural for a dragon to conquer the world?]

[The actual situation cannot be like this. Doing these things will deepen the hatred. Humans will unite to encircle and suppress the protagonist. No matter how pure-blooded a dragon is, it will fall to the ground in a matter of minutes. ]

[It's still the actual situation. It's just a novel, not real. 】

[The author wrote the setting and world view in such detail that I think it is quite realistic. ]

[It's getting real. I think you're possessed.]

The comment section below the record is still full of arguments and praises.

This kind of subject matter with non-human protagonists is inherently special. Those who like it can get into it, but those who can't can either treat the protagonist as a development or directly find fault from a human perspective.

Xia Li looked around and felt that there was no problem. Under normal circumstances, he would choose to ignore it. For him, it was basically freedom of speech.

"The rest of the story..."

Lucia appeared from beside Xia Li at some point, and Xia Li was so scared that he immediately closed the comment section.

Xiaolong's heart is quite fragile, so it's better not to let her see these things.

"Humans won't like what's coming next."

"why?"

Lucia rubbed the sheep's ears in her arms and recalled: "Because the rest of the story is about me robbing humans of their gold coins."

As a dragon, and a pure-blooded dragon with absolute power, Lucia, like most dragons, has such a 'glorious' record.

Dragons love gold coins as much as humans love gold coins.

It’s just that they are not bound by human rules and can only grab what they want by stealing.

"These contents are very important to the complete story. Please tell it."

Xia Li created a new chapter document and prepared to start writing.

He has already written a story about a dragon, so does he have to create a "righteous dragon"?

"There's nothing interesting here, just robbing the dukes' gold coins..."

Lucia was reluctant to talk about her evil deeds.

Especially after understanding the human laws of this world, Lucia realized that her previous actions were wrong.

Moreover, Xia Li is a brave man, and telling these things to a brave man is equivalent to confessing his criminal record.

Xia Li might even punish her.

"How to do it specifically? Tell me in detail, I need to write it down."

Xia Li wrote the title of this part, and he wrote down whatever Lucia said. After she finished speaking, Xia Li polished and processed the content.

Lucia had no choice but to speak weakly:
"If I encounter a lord with stronger guards, I will choose to find an opportunity to attack at night... If it is weaker, I will directly occupy the duke's house, blow it up, and then open the warehouse and sleep in it myself."

During her adolescence, Lucia's attitude towards humans took a sharp turn for the worse after she was besieged by humans several times and her desire to destroy was awakened.

The main city of the human kingdom was difficult to capture, so she focused on attacking places like noble manors and dukedoms.

The Silver Dragon Queen's reputation was established as early as the first battle. After that, Lucia was invincible. Often, before a battle even began, she would roar like a dragon, and the human adventurers would be scared and flee in all directions.

Until I met Xia Li.

This brave warrior with a cheat code holding a demon-killing sword.

The dragon clan's magical defense was as brittle as a piece of paper in front of him, and the hard dragon scales shattered at the slightest touch.

Apart from throwing rocks at the hero to cause him some damage, any other magic is futile.

"What happens next? We're robbing the Duke's Mansion. What should we do if we encounter towns and villages along the way?"

Xia Li typed out the outline while digging deeper into the matter.

"Ordinary towns and villages? I don't give a shit about that," Lucia replied.

"What is there for the poor to rob? They can't even afford to eat."

"...I didn't expect that you are so principled as a dragon. You only rob the rich and not the poor." Xia Li was surprised.

Lucia snorted twice: "They don't have any gold coins. And I robbed those nobles mostly out of revenge... revenge for them bullying me when I was a child."

"But there is one thing that is quite interesting."

Lucia fell into reminiscence and unconsciously let down her guard against Xia Li.

Xia Li patted his thigh, and she sat on him naturally, moving her butt inward, finding a comfortable position and half leaning on Xia Li.

The faint scent of shower gel and milk wafted from the evil dragon, and Xia Li's desire to write a book was fading.

Looking at the evil dragon who was telling about his great achievements with great enthusiasm, Xia Li felt that the thoughts in his head were as tangled as tofu dregs.

The pair of lips that were speaking were as tender as newly blossoming peach blossoms, and Xia Li wanted to bite her to see if she could still mumble out any words.

Oops, this isn't a scent...

It's the smell of hormones!
"Every time I opened the door of the nobles' warehouse and took away the gold coins and gems inside, the common people would rush in after me and divide up the remaining things inside - they even called me the savior silver dragon!"

Lucia spoke with pride, becoming more and more immersed in the situation, completely unaware that the hero's sinful hand was already on her waist.

"The savior silver dragon, is it so powerful?" Xia Li was very supportive.

"Yeah, that's what the poor humans who don't have any gold coins call me. Many places even welcome my arrival!"

The evil dragon was still speaking in a serious tone when Xia Li stole the sheep that was in the way in her arms and threw it away. Lucia's hands were empty and the whole dragon had turned half a circle, with its legs slightly apart, and sat in Xia Li's arms face to face.

“That’s amazing…”

Xia Li sighed from the bottom of his heart, and then said solemnly: "Then I will reward you."

"..."

Lucia realized what Xia Li was trying to do and pressed down his face with her dragon claw.

"However, humans in some places still hate me. After I launched an attack on human nobles, those nobles and dukes would find ways to increase taxes to make up for their losses... Humans in such places would drive me away."

Lucia was still talking non-stop, but Xia Li's mind was filled with nothing but garbage.

Unfortunately, his sneak attack did not succeed this time. Lucia covered his eyes with one of her small hands and directly pinched his weapon of crime (referring to his lips) with the other hand.

"You are not allowed to kiss me."

Lucia snorted and said ruthlessly.

"Why?" Xia Li was unhappy and managed to squeeze out a shout from the gap in his mouth that was pinched into a duck's mouth.

"Just a moment!"

"Not even for a moment."

"Then it's 0.5!"

"What's zero point five?"

"It means kissing only the upper lip, not the lower lip."

"Is it still possible?"

Lucia tried to imagine it, but just thinking about it made Long feel embarrassed.

Glancing at the hero's lips that were curled up by her fingers, Lucia automatically associated him with a pig's snout...

"Do it yourself. I won't attack you this time, and my eyes are closed."

Feeling that Xiaolong was hesitating, rather than refusing, Xia Li thought there was a chance, so he stepped up and said:
"This is the human way of expressing love. Didn't you say you like me too? Now you are also a human, so you should try to express your feelings in a human way."

Under Xia Li's patient guidance, Lucia became a little shaken.

It was just a touch, and it didn't seem like anything.

But humans have many ways to express their emotions...

In the movie she saw recently, besides mouth to mouth, the next step was for humans to take off their clothes and roll around on the bed...

Lucia didn't know exactly how she rolled over. After all, there was something wrong with the filming of the movie shots and she couldn't see the scene below.

"Well, then, pull your lower lip back."

The evil dragon's voice was very awkward and his face was probably quite red.

Unfortunately, Xia Li’s eyes were covered and he couldn’t see anything.

"How can I take this back..."

Xia Li tried it and actually sucked her lower lip into her teeth and bit it.

Lucia then slowly straightened up in his arms and released her little hand to press on his chest.

Feeling the breath approaching, Xia Li secretly raised his palm and aimed at the back of Lucia's head.

The moment she came closer, he exerted force with his wrist and pressed Lucia into his arms.

The two of them leaned back together, their lips pressed together, and even their teeth touched each other.

“Mmmmm, mmm!!”

Lucia slapped the stinky hero's face.

The brave man is a bad guy. If a sneak attack fails, he will rely on cheating and robbing!
Never be fooled again!

(End of this chapter)