My wife is a dragon.
Chapter 151 There is a cow! !
Chapter 151 There is a cow! ! (5K words)
Wuqi felt that he was awesome.
The bell on his chest is the power he gained after more than ten years of hard work in Nick Continent.
Like Xia Li, Wuqi’s journey to another world also started with a catastrophe.
Without a system or a golden finger, before being recognized by the artifact, he was just an ordinary person (cat) with average physical values.
This is different from the brave man Xia Li who was directly called to pull out the sword from the stone.
Wuqi's path to obtaining the artifact was extremely bumpy.
He didn't describe the specific process in detail, but it was not difficult to hear from his expressive tone that he was not having a good time in that world full of cats.
However, this treasure was obtained after surviving a life-threatening situation...
Was it so easy for her to be turned against by this man whom she had just met for less than a day?
"There's a cow!"
Wuqi's heart was wailing.
"You said you lived there for eighteen years?"
Xia Li and Wu Qi compared the general information.
After Wuqi traveled to another world, he spent eighteen years there in the form of a cat. Finally, he returned to Earth by chance and lived on Earth for another three years in the form of a cat.
Xia Li felt that this number was quite terrifying.
He had been a hero in the Aize continent for three years, and he felt that he was about to be assimilated into the culture and customs there.
And Wuqi has been a cat for twenty-one years.
It is quite rare that he still retains human consciousness.
If Xia Li had not appeared, Wuqi's will would have been completely destroyed in a few decades, and he would have become a completely crazy cow cat.
"Yeah," Wuqi nodded.
"I lived there for eighteen years."
"Do you still remember how many years it was when you left Earth?"
"I can't remember."
"Then do you know about the Beijing Olympics?"
There is no Chinese person in the 21st century who is unaware of the Olympic Games.
However, Wuqi still shook his head.
"have no idea. 』
"Then you left Earth before 2008..."
Xia Li made a rough estimate.
It is discovered that the flow rate in the world that Wuqi traveled through is about the same as that on Earth.
In comparison, three years for Xia Li is only equal to one week, which is a huge difference.
The different worlds they traveled through were not only many years apart in time, but also had very different worldviews.
One is a world of swords and magic, the other is a world of cats and super powers.
However, there is one thing that is the same.
Xia Li and Wuqi both returned to Earth from another world for unknown reasons.
Xia Li was fine. Xia Li was summoned to another world and traveled back when he finally fought with the Silver Dragon Queen.
I originally thought that I returned to Earth because a magical collision opened up some kind of space rift or something like that.
But, if Xia Li came back because of a magical collision, how should Wuqi explain it this way?
According to Wuqi, this guy has used his predictive ability to repel monsters and successfully ascended the throne of the cat kingdom.
Before I could enjoy it, it happened suddenly.
When he opened his eyes, he was back in this modern metropolis that felt unfamiliar to him.
It feels like killing the final boss but not receiving the treasure chest reward.
"No wonder, sir..."
Xia Li decided to sort out the known information first.
He took out a notebook and wrote on it.
Wuqi jumped onto the table and slapped Xia Li with his cat paws in annoyance.
"Gong? What does Gong mean? ! !"
"Change it to 'male'! ! !"
Xia Li: “…”
I originally wanted to write 'father-in-law'.
After silently filling in the gender, Xia Li continued writing.
Age: Eighteen years human, eighteen years cat… plus three years Earth cat.
Superpower: Predict the future and use your abilities to change the future.
This ability made Wuqi almost invincible in the other world. Unfortunately, after returning to Earth, his ability to predict the future was greatly weakened, leaving him with only three seconds left.
Wuqi didn't know the specific reason for this weakening of ability, and Xia Li didn't delve into it.
There is no magic power on Earth that can perform magic, and similarly, there is no certain medium here that can perform supernatural powers.
Like the dwarf dragon next to Xia Li that suffered an epic weakening, the bell on Wuqi's chest was also weakened.
"Ok?"
Lucia took a bite of the cookie, moved her eyes away from the TV and looked at Xia Li.
"fine."
Xia Li reached out and patted the cookie crumbs off her fair little face.
Wuqi meowed all day long and his throat was so dry that it was smoking.
These brothers don't know how to take care of their guests. Wuqi had no water to drink, so he walked around the living room, determined the direction of the kitchen, and stood on tiptoe to open the door.
Calculate the height well, and jump without any surprises, with agile and light movements.
The two front paws easily grasped the door handle, and then pressed it down with its own weight.
With a creaky sound, the door opened.
A set of movements flows smoothly.
"..."
Xia Li watched this scene.
I thought, no wonder the first few families who adopted Wuqi chose to send him back.
With his ability, no matter how good the doors and windows are, they can't protect him.
"Cuckoo..."
Wuqi was not polite at all. He used his cat paws to pry open the faucet, then stretched out his thorny cat tongue to catch the water and drink it. After drinking, he did not forget to wipe his mouth with his arm.
This action...
Somewhere between a cat and a human.
It looks quite weird.
Not to mention that ordinary people would find it weird, even Xia Li, who is an insider, found it strange.
"Do you have food at home?"
After drinking the water, Wuqi rubbed his stomach and walked around Xia Li's kitchen without any hesitation.
Although the family situation seems ordinary, the daily life is quite full of life...
There are clean pots and pans, potatoes stored in basins, and a seasoning box with an uncovered lid on the stove.
Is this the modern young man living with his girlfriend?
You know a lot about life.
Xia Li thought about it for a moment, nodded and said, "There is cat food."
"I don't eat cat food!"
Wuqi gets a headache when he hears the word "cat food".
He started eating cat food after returning to Earth. The taste of that stuff in the mouth is similar to that of compressed biscuits eaten by humans, and it is a compressed biscuit with a fishy smell.
I could accept it at first, after all, the nutritional value is there.
But over time, eating compressed biscuits for a period of time will make you sick of it and want to vomit.
Even though Wuqi has lived for eighteen years, he is still picky about the taste and texture of food.
What kind of good person eats compressed biscuits for every meal?
Only an ordinary cat with low IQ can accept this thing, but he can't stand it.
"I eat on the sly at the veterinary hospital... cat food is not for me!"
"alright."
Xia Li had also heard a little about these things.
He took out the rabbit meat that he had packed in the afternoon from the refrigerator, heated it in the microwave, and poured it into the cat bowl sent by the pet hospital.
Wuqi jumped down from the sink, sat on the ground and smelled the smell.
"So spicy!"
Wuqi felt suffocated just by taking a sniff, and his tongue kept sticking out.
"Do people from Shu Province eat such heavy-tasting food?"
"…It smells so good. I haven't had hotpot in over 20 years."
It was a rare opportunity to eat this kind of food, so Wuqi was not picky. He sat on the ground, curled his tail, and started eating in small bites.
It was the first time for Xia Li to see a cat eating hot pot rabbit. It was quite interesting.
Taking out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator and pouring half a bowl for the cat, Xia Li went back to the sofa to rest.
"Brother, you are so nice!"
Wuqi was meowing while eating, and at the same time he did not forget to thank Xia Li for the Coke.
He hadn't had Coke for a long time. As soon as he put his tongue into the bowl of water, it stung and tears started streaming down his face.
Spicy, refreshing and stimulating.
It's been a long time since I've done this to a 'person'!
"Meow~"
Cotton had been hiding under the sofa and had been wary of the adult cat for a long time.
As if it thought the adult cat was not dangerous, it took two tentative steps forward.
Coming to Wuqi's bowl, Mianhua put his nose close to it and smelled the food.
"Meow!"
Finally, he was choked by the pungent smell and ran away.
"Meow haha!"
"Sister, this kind of thing is not something a kitten like you can accept...hahaha!"
Wu Qi was there, making a high-pitched cat laugh.
I don’t know if this guy would laugh like this in other people’s homes.
It's a bit too creepy.
"Eat or not?"
When Lucia saw Xia Li approaching, she raised the biscuit box in her hand.
She hadn't eaten for half an hour, so she had some biscuits to help digest the food.
Xia Li didn't even nod, but just opened his mouth.
Lucia glanced at the cow cat's back and found that Wuqi was not looking at her. Then she pushed the biscuit into Xia Li's mouth at an extremely fast speed.
Xia Li chewed some biscuits and asked vaguely, "Where do you want to go tomorrow?"
"Where do you want to go?" Lucia asked.
"You paid me two hundred dollars for a day, so tomorrow you are the boss and you have the final say."
"but……"
Lucia couldn't say a "but".
But the person celebrating the birthday is the biggest.
This is an unwritten rule among humans.
But Lucia wasn't here to celebrate Xia Li's birthday... "Let's go to the movies..." Lucia said in a slow voice.
Zhou Anqi told her the four-piece date set.
Eat, go shopping and watch movies.
The last one was something like 'your home is like my home', Lucia didn't understand it, so she skipped it.
"Okay."
Xia Li took out his cell phone and opened the ticket purchasing app.
As the New Year approaches, there are very few movies scheduled in movie theaters, and even fewer movies that Lucia can understand.
Romance movies... no.
There are two horror movies.
Xia Li wanted to make a good impression on Lucia, so he passed all horror and mystery movies.
"There is a dragon..."
Lucia leaned her little face over and pointed at a poster in Xia Li's phone.
"This is Godzilla," Xia Li thought for a moment and said, "It's the same as the dinosaur pajamas in your room."
"Godzilla..."
Lucia stared at the giant lizard walking upright.
Although the name of the previous crayfish had the word "dragon" in it, she did not approve of it.
And she thought this Godzilla was cool.
"Distant cousin!"
Lucia said excitedly.
"Your distance... is really far enough," Xia Li smiled and had already clicked on the payment interface, "Then let's see this."
"Godzilla?"
After eating the rabbit meat, Wuqi jumped onto the sofa nimbly, then walked around behind Xia Li and looked at his phone curiously.
"It's already 2024, why are we still filming Godzilla..."
“This is called IP value,”
Xia Li took the cat off his shoulder.
"Domestic IPs are also being remade over and over again. Every spring season, there is guaranteed to be a movie related to Journey to the West, and everyone is happy to watch it."
Wuqi wagged his tail and patted Xia Li's legs with his white gloves.
"Meow~"
"Buy me one, and I'll go see it too!"
"Can you get into the cinema?" Xia Li found it funny. "I have a date tomorrow, what are you going to do? Be a dog?"
"Tsk, if you don't want to go, then don't go."
Wuqi is a modern man after all. Although he has been away from the earth for eighteen years and has fallen behind in many trends, he still understands the ins and outs between young lovers.
“Meow~ meow~~”
"No, I have my own things to do." Wuqi licked his paw.
"what did he say?"
Lucia, who didn't understand anything, tugged at Xia Li's sleeve, curious.
"He said the fighting scenes in this movie are scary and suggested that girls watch it while hugging their boyfriends."
Xia Li said without changing his expression.
"I'm awesome!"
Wuqi, who was licking his paws, stopped and looked at the shameless young man in shock.
Lucia, who was fooled, was thinking about this problem seriously.
After a moment, she nodded.
"If you're scared, you can hold me."
"Then I would definitely be scared." Xia Li said.
Wuqi: “…”
There is a dirty word in the cat world that I don’t know whether I should say or not.
This brother is so shameless.
Just like him!
"I'm going out now. Open the door, brother."
"Meow!"
Wuqi came to the balcony and looked up at the door between the balcony and the living room.
The door was blocked by a chair and could not be pushed open with any strength.
"This is to prevent thieves!"
It's no surprise that I want to go out.
He returned to Earth, fainted from hunger on the street, and was subsequently adopted by a newly opened pet hospital...
Since then, he has always wanted to go out and experience the outside world.
However, the doctors in the hospital only thought that this male cat was being quirky and wanted to go out and find a female cat, so out of kindness, they arranged a thorough sterilization operation for him.
"That won't work."
Xia Li sat on the sofa, unmoved.
Wuqi turned his head with a stiff look.
"no,"
"Brother, you are living with your girlfriend. It's not good for me to live with you and your wife. It's so inconvenient!"
As Xia Li's refusal attitude was particularly firm, Wuqi felt that a disaster was about to happen.
If it were an ordinary family, those cat-proofing measures wouldn’t have much effect on him…
But the brother in front of him knew his background.
Knowing everything about him, it would be easy for Xia Li to prevent him from escaping.
"That's the truth."
Xia Li stood up, opened WeChat on his phone, and held it up to show the cat on the ground.
"Have you forgotten? When I adopted you, I agreed to a condition."
"What conditions?"
Wuqi didn't think of it for a moment.
"I promised the pet hospital that I would follow up from time to time... This follow-up can be done by taking you to the pet hospital to show your face, or sending them a video."
"……Meow."
Wuqi was silent for a moment, it was indeed true.
"Well, don't worry about that. I'll just be out for a few days and I'll definitely be back."
"You were having fun, but you didn't come back. How am I going to report to you?"
Xia Li looked down at Wuqi.
This cat is a habitual escapee.
Maybe Wuqi would come back to Xia Li every now and then to cheer him up because Xia Li was the only person who could talk to him.
But the frequency of this return is controlled by Wuqi himself.
Although Xia Li did not agree on a specific follow-up visit time with the pet hospital, it is necessary to make a video at least every three to five days.
Moreover, Wuqi has just been brought back, and the hospital will definitely be very concerned about Wuqi's condition.
Therefore, we must add a restriction to him.
"Come back at 6:30 every night and show your face to prove that you are still alive, so that I can report to them." Xia Li stated his request.
After hesitating for a moment, Wuqi nodded.
"Okay, I promise you."
"It's no use just saying yes..."
Xia Li's tone was somewhat helpless.
Wuqi suddenly became alert.
"...What do you want to do with a cute little kitty?"
"Meow meow!"
As Xia Li walked closer, Wuqi walked backwards.
The cow cat cried out in fear, his expression dull, as if he would be abused by humans in the next second.
Lucia chewed her biscuits and watched the scene with a bit of amusement.
"Give me the bell. This is the deposit."
Xia Li grabbed Wuqi's cat by the head.
“Meow… meow!!”
"Brother, I rely on this bell to go out and fight cats. You are trying to exploit my only golden finger! !"
However, Wuqi thought about it for a while and compromised again.
"...Alright. 』
Wuqi thought about it, and actually sat down on his own initiative, holding his chest high.
He looked up at Xia Li.
"If you can take it, take it!"
Wu Qi's voice was firm, and his tone was full of unquestionable confidence.
Xia Li frowned.
Then something came to mind.
Wuqi said that the bell on his chest was a magical weapon.
Even in a different world full of cats with super powers, this bell is definitely T0.
If we do a simple conversion, the status of the Golden Bell is equivalent to that of the Demon-Repelling Sword in the Aize continent?
As it is also a divine artifact with supreme power, it is normal for it to recognize a master.
The fact that Xia Li was able to hear the golden bell's voice before only proved that he could use the golden bell's power, but it did not mean that he recognized the bell as its master.
It's almost the same as Chen Tao being able to lift the Demon-Repelling Sword.
and……
To take the bell off Wuqi's body is equivalent to pulling out the demon-killing sword.
There must be other conditions.
Xia Li looked at Wuqi's arrogant eyes and became more certain of his guess.
However, he decided to give it a try.
Xia Li stretched out his hand and grasped the golden bell.
The bell is only slightly larger than a coin, and it feels heavy in the hand, heavier than gold.
"Click" sound.
Xia Li picked the golden bell as easily as picking a cherry.
Wuqi closed his eyes and said with great energy.
"Hmph, this bell is a divine artifact. It only recognizes me as its master. The fact that you can hear its sound only proves that it has a certain affinity for you, and you can only use it to a certain extent.
You want to take it off me? That's not even...
What!!!"
Wuqi opened his eyes.
I was surprised to find that the bell on my chest had disappeared.
It lay quietly in Xia Li's palm, with golden light emanating from its surface.
The cow cat's face showed an unprecedented look of fear.
"Brother, this is only the second time you and Jin Ling have met...!!"
"Could it be that you are born with the sacred body of a natural bull? !"
(End of this chapter)
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