My wife is a dragon.
Chapter 166 Conquer the Brave!
Chapter 166 Conquer the Brave! (4K)
On the way back, Fang Xia kept talking to Lucia about Xia Li's embarrassing childhood experiences.
For example: when he was in kindergarten, he stuffed a bean-sized toy into his nostrils, and he had to go to the hospital with great effort to get it removed.
When she was in elementary school, she firmly believed that the eggs in the refrigerator could hatch into chicks, so she secretly put the eggs in the quilt to hatch. As a result, the eggs broke the next day. Fang Xia lifted the quilt and saw a nest of egg yolks, so she beat the child.
When I was in middle school, I put an effervescent tablet in my mouth. The teacher called me to answer a question, and I vomited foam all over my mouth, which scared the teacher half to death...
The more they talked, the happier Fang Xia's expression became, while Xia Li's face became as gloomy as water.
As a brave man, does he still need to save his face?
I secretly glanced at the evil dragon's expression in the passenger seat.
The dragon rolled over in his chair with laughter.
Even though she didn't understand some of the words, the brave man's growth story was more interesting to her than any other story.
"Hey hey hey..."
It’s a pity that she didn’t see Xia Li’s childhood.
On the other hand, when Lucia was a child, Xia Li was probably not even an egg at that time.
Whether it's the time difference or the space difference between them, it's quite big...
It is hard to imagine that these two parallel lines that seem to never intersect actually intersect at this moment.
Passing the busy intersection of Qingcheng City, Xia Li drove forward.
Ms. Fang said that she had not been back for a long time and wanted to see what changes had taken place in Qingcheng City, so she asked Xia Li to take a closer look.
In fact, the old couple drove back this time. If they want to go for a ride, they can ask Lao Xia to drive them there.
The reason why Xia Li was asked to act as the driver was that Ms. Fang was reluctant to leave.
Xia Li was not sure whether he was willing to give up his son.
But she definitely couldn't bear to part with Lucia.
Turn to the entrance of North City Zoo.
Lucia had been to this zoo once. She leaned over the car window and looked out. The neon lights at night were like lighthouses in the darkness, shining slowly in the air.
The colorful lights were reflected in Lucia's eyes, as if stars lived there.
Fang Xia, who was sitting in the back row, couldn't sit still anymore and continued, "I took Xia Li to this zoo a few times when he was a child, and he would be scared to tears every time by the lions and tigers inside, hahaha!"
Lucia blinked her bright eyes and looked back at Xia Li.
Xia Li was silent.
It turns out that what Xia Li said last time, "randomly scaring a passing child to tears", was about himself...
Lucia snickered.
"mom."
Xia Li had a cold face and spoke out to stop his mother from spreading rumors.
In Lucia's eyes, he is still a righteous and powerful hero.
Today Fang Xia exposed all his secrets.
Xia Li's family status is already somewhat worrying. If this continues, he will lose his deterrent power in the evil dragon's heart.
"Alright, alright, I won't say any more. Hahaha..."
Fang Xia covered her mouth with her hands while laughing and slapped her thigh.
The car slowly drove away from the zoo. In order to prevent the dragon from getting carsick, Xia Li deliberately opened the sunroof.
The cool breeze outside the window blew into the car. Fang Xia and Xia Yuanjun in the back seat didn't say much, but just silently tightened their collars.
"Drunk driving check ahead."
Xia Yuanjun just looked up at the flashing red and blue lights not far away, and made a conclusion in a sophisticated manner.
Xia Li thought that as expected of someone working in the system, he was more observant than ordinary people.
But neither of them drank tonight, and there was no smell of alcohol in the car.
Rolling down the car window, Xia Li exhaled twice into the alcohol tester in the traffic police's hand.
Lucia opened her lively eyes, very curious about what Xia Li was doing.
Lucia knew that the people sitting in those vehicles with flashing red and blue lights were police officers who were there to maintain social order.
She almost went to the police station with a knife to find her uncle. If Xia Li hadn't stopped her in time, she would probably still be wearing silver shackles and crying behind bars.
"Drinking and driving is illegal. If you blow the detector after drinking, it will sound, and the driver will be taken away and convicted... In the future, if you see Xia Li drinking, don't let him touch the car."
Ms. Fang, who was sitting in the back, noticed Lucia's curious look and said kindly.
Seeing Lucia like this, Fang Xia also judged that it was her first time to be caught driving under the influence.
After all, she was a child from a remote village where even cars were rare. It was normal that she had never seen such a thing.
"Yes, I will!" Lucia nodded seriously.
Xia Li couldn't touch the car when she was drunk. She remembered that.
Looking at the detector in the traffic policeman's hand, Lucia was eager to take action.
How should I put it... I have a strange feeling of self-affirmation, knowing that I have not violated the laws of human society, but wanting to be checked.
"Xia Li, I want to try it too..."
She tugged at Xia Li's sleeve and spoke in a very low voice.
The traffic policeman who leaned in also heard these words. When he saw the little girl's pretty and shy expression, he laughed heartily.
"Haha...Okay, let me give it a try. Blow."
"Drip~"
"Well, there is no alcohol content, you can go." The traffic police uncle waved his hand.
Xia Li said "thank you for your help" and then drove away.
He didn't react just now.
Why did this stinky dragon take the initiative to ask for an inspection!
Because he was not sure what the difference was between a giant dragon transformed into a human form and a real human being, Xia Li did not dare to let Lucia make this attempt.
As a result, the dragon had no self-awareness at all and volunteered to be killed.
She will try the alcohol test this time, and the blood test next time!
"Hahaha, Xiaolu is very interesting." Ms. Fang suddenly spoke.
She had been in a good mood the whole day since she returned to Qingcheng City and saw Lucia.
Although Lucia is as thin-skinned as most little girls, her behavior and actions are unexpectedly lively and playful.
It will definitely liven up the atmosphere in their home in the future.
Fang Xia had long felt that the atmosphere in her home was dead.
An old Xia who keeps silent, and a little Xia who is like a dog that can't spit out ivory.
My home is usually plain and warm, but there's always something missing, there's no one to liven up the atmosphere.
Now, this only missing thing has been made up.
"Be nice to Xiaolu, you hear me!"
When getting out of the car, Fang Xia stood under the window and spoke loudly to Xia Li who was sitting in the driver's seat.
Xia Yuanjun drove to the other end of the community. They would not stay at Xia Li and his wife's home tonight, but chose to go back to their hometown.
Xia Li was a little confused as to why her mother scolded her.
"Mom, I know..."
"Don't always bully little girls." Fang Xia spat twice.
I thought people of their generation couldn't understand those teasing behaviors, but Fang Xia understood them very well.
This kid just likes to bully little girls, and Lucia's rosy cheeks have always been red.
"No, no." Xia Li answered sincerely.
Fang Xia rolled her eyes at him.
Forget it, it's normal for young people to flirt with each other, and she is too lazy to interfere.
"Xiao Lu, contact me if you have any problem. If Xia Li bullies you, tell me and I will take care of him!"
Fang Xia turned to Lucia in the passenger seat and said, with reluctance in her eyes.
They just added each other on WeChat so they can keep in touch later.
Lucia nodded like a chick pecking at rice.
"Drip!"
Not far away, Xia Yuanjun had already driven his car to the gate of the community and was honking the horn to urge people to hurry up.
Fang Xia displayed the traditional character of Sichuan women and went over to them cursing.
"I'm coming, why are you rushing me? It's already so late, and you don't even consider whether your flute sound is disturbing others!"
It is not easy for Old Xia to take a long vacation. Fang Xia's purpose of returning to Qingcheng City this time is not only to see her future daughter-in-law, but also to see the elderly in her own family.
That is Xia Li's grandmother. Fang Xia said that they have been staying at her grandmother's house for the past few days.
"Goodbye, Auntie~" Lucia stuck her head out to say hello.
Fang Xia, who was scolding Xia Yuanjun loudly in the last second, suddenly smiled and turned around to wave at Lucia.
"See you later, Lu!"
Watch the familiar little white car go away.
Xia Li then turned the steering wheel and parked the car within the parking space line step by step.
"Let's go, get off the bus."
The handbrake was pulled and the engine was turned off, and the evil dragon in the passenger seat was silently taking off his seat belt.
Xia Li walked around the car and helped her little dwarf down. The little dwarf kept his head down the whole time with a sweet smile on his lips.
"Why are you laughing? You're so stupid."
"I won't say it~" Lucia hummed and turned back, her little fangs showing from the corners of her lips.
Xia Li: “…”
If you don’t say it, don’t say it.
A big part of the reason for asking the parents to meet Lucia today is to formally introduce their family to Lucia and want Lucia to integrate into their family.
But now, Xia Li has a sense of crisis.
Fang Xia likes Lucia so much, which is both good and bad for Xia Li.
The good thing is that her parents accepted her.
The downside is... I seem to be under the control of Fang Xia and Lucia.
"hey-hey……"
When going upstairs, the stinky dragon finally couldn't help but start showing off his achievements.
Even though nothing was accomplished, the plan was surprisingly successful!
"Now I have won over the hero's mother..."
"and then?"
Xia Li glanced down at the wicked smile on the evil dragon's face.
"Then you won't be able to lose me."
"I would never abandon you."
"If you abandon me, the brave mother will definitely give you a good beating!" Lucia said arrogantly.
"I told you I won't abandon you..."
Xia Li took out the key and opened the door.
Lucia snorted again.
Fang Xia's appearance gave her the confidence she had always lacked a boost.
I used to feel that I was a freeloader in Xia Li’s family. Just like the adopted stray cat Mianhua, Lucia’s existence could be replaced or abandoned at any time.
'I tend to feel inferior in front of someone I like', this is the answer Lucia got after searching on the Internet.
Now, that is not the case.
She could feel that she still had a place in the hearts of the brave mother, the brave father, and the brave himself.
It even made her feel that becoming a member of a brave family wasn't that difficult...
She and Xia Li are a small family. When she, Xia Li, Xia Li's parents, and his relatives are put together, they form a big family.
Since when did the things she had never dreamed of become within her reach?
"Then you'll never be able to lose me in your life!"
The door opened, and the warm yellow light from inside fell on Lucia's face. Lucia was quite confident when she said this.
Xia Li smiled along with her.
"Then you'll never be able to escape."
"I have nowhere to go!" Lucia said as a matter of course.
As she said this, she was about to go to the door to change her shoes, but Xia Li grabbed her.
The evil dragon was wearing a white down jacket today. She felt soft and fluffy in his arms. She still had a faint smell of oil smoke from the restaurant.
Xia Li sniffed the evil dragon's body and the smell made him feel at ease.
"Lucia, let's make a bet." Xia Li said in a low voice.
"Bet, what to bet on?" The evil dragon was at a loss.
"You definitely don't dare to gamble."
"I'll definitely bet!"
Xia Li’s method of provoking people is always effective.
There is no time when a strong evil dragon will not be fooled.
"You definitely wouldn't dare to kiss me now!" Xia Li said.
Lucia: “…”
She hesitated for a moment, wavering between 'competitiveness' and 'being deceived'.
No matter how dumb you are, you know that the hero is cheating.
The dragon won't be fooled.
"Then I certainly wouldn't dare."
After thinking about it for a while, Lucia still felt a little embarrassed and decided to swallow her anger.
"Are you scared now?"
Xia Li persevered and continued to provoke.
Now that both parents have met, Lucia has been recognized by the old couple, which is also an important step for Xia Li.
Xia Li thought about it and decided that if the ID card route wasn't feasible, he would confess to his parents.
Even though she may not get recognition from society, as long as she can get the blessings of her family, Xia Li feels that the road ahead will not be so tortuous.
"You want to bully me..." The stinky dragon groaned, took out his cell phone from his pocket, and then took out Ms. Fang's WeChat to threaten Xia Li.
"Your mother just said that if you bully me, I can report you!"
"Oh," Xia Li sighed.
Now, the two women he feared most in his life have joined forces.
"Okay then, no more kissing."
He looked depressed and walked out of the house dejectedly.
Lucia felt complicated when she saw his expression.
"..."
Reaching out and grabbing Xia Li's clothes, Lucia looked away, biting her lower lip and whispered.
"How many bets do you want to make?"
……
"Meow meow meow……"
"Meow."
On the balcony, a series of long and undulating cat meows could be heard faintly.
Xia Li wiped his lips.
He walked over to look and found two cats squatting there looking at the stars.
Wuqi sat in the cardboard box while Mianhua lay quietly on the ground.
"Meow meow……"
"Meow!"
"See? That's the Big Dipper... huh? You asked me why there are six Big Dippers. Actually, I don't know because it's just nonsense and you wouldn't understand it anyway."
"And that one over there, that's the Can Can Planet... I'm so awesome!"
Wuqi was meowing halfway when he suddenly felt a shadow approaching from behind.
Without the golden bell hanging around his neck, his reactions became increasingly slow.
Now that the figure was right in front of his nose, he finally reacted.
Seeing his good brother in front of him, Wuqi started to curse.
"Are you a cat? Why are you walking without making any sound?!"
"Really? It's ok that you didn't turn off the lights when you went out, but why didn't you even close the balcony door! "
"I had made an appointment with Cuihua next door to go out and play, but in order to protect your little kitten, I even broke the appointment with Cuihua. You have to compensate Cuihua!"
(End of this chapter)
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