My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 183: Do you prefer dragon tails to dragon butts? (4K)

The goose that Lucia had just caught was immediately stewed by her aunt who sent her back home.

My aunt married in the next village, which is less than ten miles away from here. It only takes a few minutes to get there by electric bike. When she has nothing to do, she likes to go to her parents' house. Today, Fang Xia rarely brings her children back, so she wants to show off her skills to everyone.

Just as she was about to go to the backyard to catch a goose, my aunt pushed open the fence and saw a pretty little girl standing there. The little girl was holding the goose's neck with one hand, and no matter how the goose flapped its wings, she was not afraid at all.

I thought it was a girl who ran into the wrong yard, but when I looked again and saw Xia Li, the misunderstanding was automatically resolved.

"Are you scared?"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid."

My aunt was killing the goose, feeding it wine, bleeding it, and plucking its feathers with boiling water.

It was the first time Lucia saw humans processing animal meat. She stood by and watched with great interest, swallowing her saliva from time to time.

"I bought this goose from the market last year. I didn't expect it to be so fat. Your grandma can fatten up any animal she raises. Isn't it amazing? ... By the way, Xiaolu, Xiaoxia said you're from another place. How do you deal with geese there?"

Xia Li's aunt was also very outgoing and started chatting with Lucia quite familiarly.

Lucia squatted on the concrete floor, thought for a moment and said, "We all chew them raw..."

"She lives in the mountains and has never seen a big goose."

"Oh, yes. I live in the mountains and have never seen a big goose."

Fortunately, Lucia reacted quickly. As soon as Xia Li reminded her, she immediately remembered that such things should not be said out loud.

"Auntie, why do you give the goose white wine?" Lucia cleverly changed the subject in her own way, "Give it a little before it dies?"

"Ha ha……"

Auntie was amused by Lucia's words.

"The goose feathers are easier to pluck after being filled with white wine, and it can also remove the fishy smell to a certain extent."

When most of the blood had been drained, my aunt cut open the goose's stomach and took out all the internal organs.

Xia Li brought a basin of boiling hot water and did some odd jobs in the back. He plucked the hair skillfully, and Lucia's eyes widened.

I used to think that the hero was very skilled in handling fish...

Now it seems that the hero is also very familiar with killing birds, and he must be able to kill dragons as well...

"Your mother said that you have changed a lot in recent times."

The aunt looked up at Xia Li. Her short curly hair was very elastic, and her lips painted with eye-colored lipstick had the retro beauty of the 1970s and 1980s.

Reaching out and pinching Xia Li's arm, the aunt said, "Not bad, you've gained muscle. Have you been working out recently?"

"Yes, we are dating each other." Xia Li replied with a smile.

The aunt looked at Xia Li, then at Lucia who was squatting under the eaves and staring at the goose. The smile in her eyes became even more intense, and she said with emotion: "Ah, you have grown up in the blink of an eye... In my memory, you are still this old."

My aunt gestured the height with her hand.

When Lucia heard that there was a young version of Xia Li's story to listen to, she quickly turned her gaze over.

"When Xia Li was a child, she often went back to her grandmother's house during the winter and summer vacations," the aunt also noticed Lucia's interested look and continued.

"My grandmother's fields used to grow rice, and Xia Li would come back from summer vacation and go to help with his sickle. When he was young, he was weak, so he always sat in the mud while cutting rice. When he got home, Fang Xia would give him a beating, hahahaha..."

As she recalled the past, my aunt became more and more cheerful, and she couldn't hide the smile on her face.

Young people like to look forward to the future, while older people like to reminisce about the past.

Lucia also smiled, and her mind automatically imagined the scene of little Xia Li rolling around in the mud.

Isn't this the same as when she was a child...

"He liked to be naked when he was a child." Auntie leaned closer and added in a low voice.

Now the smile on the evil dragon's face became even more intense.

The little Xia Li who was rolling around in the mud pit turned into a dirty little Xia Li who was naked and without pants.

Seeing this, Xia Li hurriedly pulled the two apart to stop the conversation from continuing.

The evil dragon was still reluctant to leave after being dragged away by him, and his mind was full of all kinds of thoughts.

"Naked butt..."

"Pah," Xia Li smacked his lips.

"Whose child hasn't been naked before? When you were a child, your dragon scales hadn't fully grown yet, so isn't that the same as being completely naked? Shame on you."

"I have had scales since birth," the dragon retorted.

"Those soft scales can be considered scales?" Xia Li gently pulled the dragon scales on her face, "Scales like these can't even be considered human bellybands, right?"

"Humph……"

The evil dragon covered its scales, protesting against Xia Li's metaphorical method.

"Look at your bare butt."

Lucia didn't want to miss any opportunity to embarrass the hero.

Xia Li glanced at her. The two of them were walking aimlessly on the muddy path. The rapeseed around them was green and there was still morning dew on it that had not completely dried up.

"I'll show it to you when we get back. Don't miss it then." Xia Li said without any fear.

"I'll definitely watch it."

"Then I want to see yours, too."

"Do not show you."

“Why!”

"Because you can't show the dragon's butt."

"Do you think you are a tiger?"

"What you want to see is not the dragon's butt, but the dragon's tail, right?" Lucia said with narrowed eyes.

She remembered the folders she saw in Xia Li's computer, which were all about women of foreign races.

In those pictures, the most tense thing is not the eyes and movements, but the heads, horns and tails of those foreign girls...

How could she not understand the hero's little quirk?

"hiss……"

Xia Li took a breath of cold air.

"how do you know?"

……

When it was time for dinner, Fang Xia called the two back into the house.

The voice of "It's time to eat!" coming from the other side of the wilderness was particularly familiar to Xia Li, and he could hear it even from a long distance away.

For a moment, I seemed to be back in my carefree childhood, with the sounds of insects in summer, the forest paths under the moonlight, and the snow and frost in the early morning of winter.

The air in the country is cold.

Lucia's face was red from the cold. After returning to the house, Fang Xia pulled her to the stove to warm her up, then turned around and ordered Xia Li to add more rice to the steamer.

Xia Li pursed his lips, having nothing to say about his declining family status.

At noon, my uncle also came back.

My uncle had been busy with farm work all day, but when he saw Xia Li he still greeted her warmly.

Today's lunch was quite sumptuous, with several large pots of meat filling up the small wooden table.

Xia Li said that this is how the Chinese New Year is, a big table of food is prepared one day, and then it is eaten for several days until the meat and vegetables can no longer be eaten.

Seeing that there was enough food today, Lucia did not hold back anymore and finished the big bowl of rice that Xia Li had given her.

The elders like little girls who can eat like this the most.

It looks capable and not squeamish, and the key is that it is very healthy.

After the meal, it’s time to clean the pot.

As expected, Xia Li was the one who was contracted to do these unskilled jobs.

“Do you feel that this place is very backward?”

Xia Li was washing dishes in an iron pot while Lucia was rinsing them beside her.

It's amazing that the well water is warm in winter.

"Not backward..." Lucia thought for a moment and shook her head, "I think it's normal."

In her impression, this is what human civilization should be like.

On the contrary, the modern metropolis was a little too advanced for her. "My mother-in-law lives here alone?" Lucia asked again.

What she actually wanted to ask was another question, but she didn't know how to express it.

"Ah."

"What is the corresponding name for grandma?"

"Grandpa," Xia Li paused, "just like a wife to her husband."

Lucia automatically ignored the second half of the sentence and said, "Where did Grandpa go?"

"Grandpa is gone."

"Where did you go?"

Xia Li slowed down his movements, looked into Lucia's innocent eyes, and couldn't help but smile.

"Gone, gone. He left the year after I was born. When you came in through the front door, did you see the black and white photo in the living room? That was my grandpa."

"Oh……"

"Gone means dead." Xia Li added.

Hearing this, Lucia looked at him.

Lucia had taken a look at the photo in the living room. She had thought it was just placed there casually, but she had not expected the photo to carry such weight.

Put it there, probably to remember relatives...

Lucia felt a little sad when she recalled the lonely figure of her mother-in-law leaning on a cane.

As I thought about it, my mood became heavier.

The lonely shadow slowly swallowed her up, which reminded Lucia of her past.

"I'm going to get some air."

The kitchen was stuffy, and the burning firewood was robbing the air of oxygen. Lucia felt carsick, so she went outside to stand alone to cool off.

Xia Li glanced at her and said nothing.

The dragon also needs to grow...

She has been on Earth for so long, this should be the closest she has come to facing the death of humans in this world?
"Mom, tell me something."

Xia Li washed the dishes clean, piled them aside, and went to the yard to talk to Fang Xia.

Fang Xia was eating melon seeds and chatting with her aunt with a smile on her face.

Grandma sat quietly beside me and listened. Even though she didn't understand a lot of what was said, she still cooperated and smiled along.

Xia Li dragged over a small stool, grabbed a handful of melon seeds and started eating them.

"I found a job for Xiaolu and she will go there after the New Year," said Xia Li.

"So fast?" Fang Xia threw away the melon seed shell and asked in surprise, "What kind of job is it?"

"An intern at a veterinary hospital."

"Isn't this the one you were talking about last time?"

"Correct."

"you……"

Fang Xia paused and smiled unhappily: "You find a job for Xiaolu, what about you? Are you lying at home?"

"I……"

Xia Li was about to speak, but Fang Xia, who was always strong, did not give him time to refute.

"You don't have a job, why are you anxious to find one for Xiaolu?"

“This is where she wanted to go…”

"I'm not saying anything bad about you." Fang Xia threw a melon seed shell at Xia Li.

The melon seed shell hit Xia Li's forehead and then fell down.

Xiaolu is good in every way, but looking at my son...

No.

He himself is not in a hurry to find a job, so why is he in a hurry to let his girlfriend go out to work?
What kind of words are you talking about!
"I'm reading a book... I've read several books in the past month, and I'm going to take the exam in March." Xia Li explained patiently.

Fang Xia stared at him and took another bite of melon seeds.

She knew very well that her son was a man of action and would do what he said.

He said he was studying by reading, so he must be reading.

Xia Li seldom lies, so what he says is very valuable to Fang Xia.

"I heard about your situation from your mother. Do your best. Your family members support you very much."

At this time, my aunt interrupted and she was probably talking about Xia Li's desire to start a business.

"The new year is already the Year of the Dragon. It would be nice to have a dragon baby." Fang Xia added.

The topics of these two sisters are not on the same page at all.

Xia Li knew that Ms. Fang was very anxious. As soon as Lucia was not around, she showed her true colors.

But think about it, my aunt's granddaughter is already in elementary school, how can Fang Xia not be anxious?

"Mom, the Year of the Dragon is very popular... The school exams in six years will be very difficult, and the college entrance exams in eighteen years will be even more difficult. Why should the children and parents suffer together?" Xia Li said, looking at his mother.

Fang Xia was surprised for a moment, "You have thought of this?"

"I think about it as much as you do." Xia Li sighed.

The people in the yard were talking excitedly, and Lucia, who was taking a breath outside another door, also came over.

Lucia was holding a big beetle in her hand and was smilingly trying to use it to tease Xia Li, but when she saw so many people here, she immediately threw the beetle aside.

"Hello, auntie, hello, mother-in-law."

The evil dragon suppressed the bad expression on his face and greeted politely.

"Some insects bite very painfully, especially a kind of caterpillar, which we call 'live chili' here. It will make your whole body itchy after you touch it... You should be careful. If you are curious about anything, let Xia Li deal with it." Fang Xia naturally saw the childish side of Lucia and said to her with a smile.

Xia Li glanced at her mother.

No, I am your biological son, Ms. Fang.

I feel like I have no place in this family anymore.

"Okay, Auntie, I'll be careful next time..."

Lucia became obedient in an instant, much more obedient than when she was with Xia Li.

Xia Li sneered at her pretentious behavior.

He knew that Lucia was uncomfortable in the presence of her elders, so he simply took Lucia to wander the fields.

After the dragon was released into the wild, it acted like a wild monkey. Xia Li couldn't catch up with it, so she could only find a rock to sit on and let the evil dragon make trouble there.

It feels like taking care of a baby.

When I was a child, I ran around in the fields and my parents watched me.

"Don't step on the pea seedlings in other people's fields...that's a broad bean over there, you can't break the flowers off! Come here!"

The evil dragon was so naughty that Xia Li was so angry that he wanted to stamp his feet.

Lucia really came over to scold him, holding something mysteriously in her hand, and then put it into Cexiali's pocket.

When Xia Li was a child, he was not afraid of insects. It seemed that children were not afraid of insects. But when he grew up, his genes awakened and he became afraid of everything he saw.

Watching Lucia stuff a handful of earthworms into her pocket, Xia Li almost let out a sharp cry.

"Don't put earthworms in my pocket!"

"Hehe, I finally caught this..."

"lost!"

“Feed it to the chickens.”

“Chickens are vegetarian, not meat!”

"You lied to me. Chickens must eat worms."

"Put it in your own pocket."

"If you put it in my pocket, it will fall out. Please keep it for me... Turn around and put some in that pocket too."

(End of this chapter)