My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 195 I disagree!

After arriving home, Xia Li sat alone on the sofa, lost in thought.

Lucia's words "It depends on your performance~" were like a brand in his heart, leaving a deep impression.

Performance?

What are the symptoms?
According to the evil dragon's thinking, Xia Li should appear strong and reliable, and should have mountains of gold coins stored up, and, as Lucia said last time, she likes to watch fire-breathing.

But that is clearly not the case now.

This dragon no longer has the traditional dragon thinking. She is deeply influenced by society. Now, both her appearance and inner way of thinking are infinitely close to that of a modern woman.

hiss……

It’s hard to guess what girls are thinking.

Xia Li is not an expert in love and has no experience in love.

The only way he had to make Lucia happy was to eat...

It doesn't seem to be difficult to satisfy Lucia just by eating.

"Your mouth is as crooked as the god of war with a crooked mouth."

While I was thinking, a black shadow walked in from the balcony.

It is a sunny day today, and the branches outside the window have sprouted some green buds under the warm sunshine.

As primary and secondary schools gradually opened, the afternoon in the community returned to peace and tranquility.

In front of Xia Li, Wuqi folded his black tail, sat upright on the ground and licked his paws.

"I watched an old man fishing by the lake a few days ago."

He looked up at Xia Li, then continued to lick the cat's paw.

"and then?"

Xia Li didn't understand what this guy was suddenly saying, he looked over and waited for him to continue.

"Then, the old man would throw the fish he caught to us stray cats to eat."

"Then?"

"Then, your expression is exactly the same as those fish that have taken the bait." Wuqi said calmly.

Xia Li choked.

After going around in circles, this cat just wants to talk about this matter? ?
"Where's your girlfriend?"

Looking around the living room, Wuqi did not see the terrifying... and petite figure of the human girl.

I listened carefully, but it seemed that I didn't hear any movement in the bedroom.

"go to work."

Xia Li lay back and curled up on the sofa, looking very depressed.

Wuqi found that the atmosphere was a little strange and sorted out the key information in his mind.

"Long Jie, go to work..."

How do these two words come together?
A giant dragon from another world...

work? !
This guy just took the dragon from another world to work? !

Then again, isn't a dragon's 'job' supposed to be to rule the world?
"Have you forgotten? Last time you went to the pet hospital with me, you introduced Lucia to be an intern."

Seeing that the cat looked confused, Xia Li began to explain.

This sentence awakened Wuqi's memory.

"Oh, that's true... I've been busy lately and can't remember it all."

"Besides, she's not my girlfriend anymore."

"Meow??"

Wuqi was startled, and his first reaction was that his brother and Sister Long had a quarrel.

But when he looked at the crooked war-like smile on this brother's face, he felt that this was not the case.

"It's been a while since we last met, you guys..."

"She is my wife now."

"Meow?!"

Another cat's meow scared Wuqi, who was sleeping on Xia Li.

Mianhua jumped off Xia Li's legs, walked in front of Wuqi and smelled the scent.

Perhaps because it didn't like the strange smell, Mianhua's eyes narrowed, and it raised its cat paw and knocked it twice on Wuqi's forehead like hitting a wooden fish.

"I'm super?! "

There was no time to stop Mianhua, Wuqi was shocked by Xia Li's words.

"Are you really a fake brother?!"

“It’s really fake.”

"Meow??"

"Is it true or false? ? "

"Almost agree to it."

"Aren't you opening the champagne at halftime?!"

"..."

Xia Li looked at him coldly, Wuqi closed his mouth and licked his body with his cat tongue.

Have you touched your brother's reverse scale?
Think about it too.

This brother wanted to marry Long Jie three months ago, but he had no idea about Long Jie's identity.

“It’s time to shoot the video.”

Xia Li suddenly remembered that he had not sent the follow-up video to the hospital this month.

Now that Lucia works in a hospital, she has to be more proactive in matters like this, otherwise it will be difficult for her to explain when her colleagues ask her about it.

After thinking about it, Xia Li simply filmed Wuqi's video and sent it to Lucia, asking her to share it with her colleagues, which would also help promote the relationship between colleagues...

"You haven't washed in a few months?"

Opening the camera, Xia Li saw the cow cat in the camera with small white spots all over its body and even a tail wrapped in spider webs, and his face was full of disgust.

Wuqi was licking the fur on his back while leaning on his side. He turned around and said, "Aren't you washing it?"

After he finished speaking, his vision darkened, and the whole cat was lifted up by Xia Li.

"Take you to take a bath."

Xia Li's tone was unquestionable, as if he wanted to retaliate against Wuqi for what he had just said.

"Meow!"

Wuqi screamed.

"No, don't do this kind of thing!"

"Long Jie is not at home, and you do this to me. I'm going to tell Long Jie!"

There was a "crash" sound.

Boiling hot tap water gushed out of the shower head, and Wuqi struggled in Xia Li's hands like a drowned cat.

"Meow?"

Cotton sat at the bathroom door, tilting his head to watch the horrifying cat-washing scene.

……

After one hour.

Wuqi, who was exhausted, lay on the ground powerlessly, allowing Xia Li to use a hair dryer to stir his smooth fur.

"Brother, I didn't expect you to last an hour. You're so long... You're making me foam at the mouth and eyes bulge with hearts."

Xia Li ignored the slutty cat's bad mouth.

When Lucia was at home before, this guy knew that there were girls around and he had to be more cautious.

Now that he was the only man at home, Wuqi simply chose to let himself go.

"I want to ask you something."

Feeling that the hair was almost dry, Xia Li raised his phone and filmed a video of Wuqi again.

After taking a shower, Wuqi looked much cleaner and fresher than the unattended and shabby look he had just had.

"Meow~"

With its tail lifted up, Wuji began to pose and cooperate in various postures.

He lay on his side on the ground, stretching out his front legs seductively, his hind legs straightened up, the whole cat bent like a bow, his little pink, thorny tongue sticking out, licking his nose playfully.

If you look at it as an ordinary cat, you can describe it as "cute".

But when he thought that this cat had the intelligence of a human, Xia Li commented with just one word: ridiculous.

In the end, Xia Li did not send this flashy video to Lucia, but gave it directly to the hospital. The hospital’s comment was: Cute, you took such good care of her!

"Tell me, what did you want to ask me just now?"

After completing the follow-up task, Wuqi lay on the ground and smelled the scent of his own paws.

"I'm going to buy two tickets to go to Taiyangzhou. There is a small country where you can immigrate and obtain citizenship directly for only 10 RMB."

Xia Li's voice suddenly became serious.

This forced Wuqi to retract his messy thoughts.

"How did you get the news?"

“I heard it on the Internet.”

"Do you believe in Baidu?"

"What else? I don't have any channels to obtain this information right now, so I can only practice it myself."

Wuqi was silent for a moment: "Have you applied for a visa?"

"No, but I don't need to."

"ah? 』

"Lucia doesn't have an ID card anyway, so she can't get a plane ticket. I'll try to use magic to trick her..."

"Wait, wait a minute."

Wuqi interrupted Xia Li's series of dangerous remarks.

"Didn't you say that if we don't use magic to solve it, magic will eventually have loopholes, so we have to use modern methods to solve it?"

"Yeah, that's what I said before, but now I'm anxious."

Xia Li continued, "Don't you have the ability to predict the future? I'll take you with me when the time comes. If anything happens, tell me in advance so I can deal with it."

As he spoke, Xia Li glanced at the demon-killing sword placed on the balcony.

Bring the Demon-Repelling Sword as well.

"Prediction... I only predict for three seconds! And, you know, I only predict trivial things. And these things are not something I can arbitrarily accuse of, it's completely random! With such a slim probability, what difference does it make whether the ability to predict exists or not? ! "

Seeing that Xia Li was so anxious, Wuqi also became anxious and even exposed his bad habits.

"It was fine in my time, but what era is this now? How can you get by? No matter whether your magic is brainwashing or memory tampering, even if it can be activated on a large scale, how can it escape electronic surveillance... You might be caught as a spy in a minute! ! "

"..."

Xia Li looked at Wuqi steadily.

These words calmed down his impulsiveness a little.

"Don't take your anger out on me, the cat is innocent, meow..."

Wuqi was afraid that his good brother would suddenly get too excited...

Men always do stupid things sometimes.

The living room was quiet for a moment, and both the man and the cat calmed down.

"Meow ha..."

Wuqi sighed and asked in a different tone.

"Why are you so anxious?"

"Because I really want to marry her." Xia Li said firmly.

Wuqi didn't want to mock Xia Li, but he still looked at him deeply. After hesitating for a long time, he finally said the words he had been holding back for a long time.

"Brother, she doesn't belong to this world."

"I know……"

"She is a dragon."

"I know."

"You will die."

"..."

"All life dies."

"You know that's not what I meant to say."

Wuqi sat on the ground and looked up. Xia Li was standing at the balcony door.

The sunlight coming in from outside stretched the shadows of the man and the cat very long. Xia Liming stood in the light, but felt that there was some invisible shadow covering her.

"It seems that you have thought it through clearly..."

Looking at those black eyes that were covered with fear but still firm, Wuqi was also touched.

Sometimes people are so stubborn that once they decide on a path they won't look back.

Moreover, he has no intention of turning back.

"Have you thought about it?"

"Ah."

"But why do you have to get your ID? Aren't you living well without it? Now that Long Jie has found a job, this is undoubtedly a good start for you. Why do you want to disrupt this peace?"

"Because she cares a lot about her identity."

"Isn't it you who cares?"

"I don't care, but she... feels that not getting a marriage certificate with me is unfair to me."

Xia Li organized her words and continued, "She was not afraid of the world's eyes, but now that she understands this society, she began to be afraid of how the world sees me.

She was afraid that I would be laughed at by my relatives and looked down upon by my friends.”

Having said that, Xia Li revealed a bitter smile.

When Xia Li was trying hard to integrate Lucia into society, he had never considered this issue.

Now that Lucia started to care about these things, Xia Li became anxious instead.

In fact, there were already signs of this happening since the Chinese New Year when Lucia deliberately lost to him in an arm wrestling match in front of her friends.

Lucia's thoughts are slowly maturing...

"Meow……"

Wuqi meowed sadly, lowered his head, and even his cat ears drooped.

Damn, cat hair got into my eyes and I can’t see the road clearly.

The relationship between the brothers and Long Jie is so good, and they love each other carefully...

Wuqi closed his eyes and seemed to be able to see the silver dragon girl who had retracted all her sharp dragon scales, was entangled by blood-red thorns, but was moving towards Xia Li step by step.

The cat is so envious.

It's him, and he is willing to do it.

I am willing to go through fire and water!
"Meow……"

"This society is so cruel."

"Meow?"

There was a trace of sadness on Wuqi's face, and Mianhua, who was also a cat, seemed to sense this emotion.

Little Cotton, who had gained four pounds, came over. Its paws were no longer skinny, and even its pads were fuller.

Patting Wuqi's head, Cotton was comforting this old cow cat.

"Meow!"

"Little cotton, would you be sad if I died?"

"Meow?"

"However, as a cat, I have lived in the other world for eighteen years and on Earth for three years, which makes me twenty-one years old in total. This is a miracle on Earth... Maybe the hero and the silver dragon also have miracles?"

The cat hair really got into my eyes.

Wuqi raised his paws to rub his eyes, feeling determined.

"Memory tampering, eh? Brainwashing magic, eh? Let's go!"

"I have defeated monsters in another world, so why would I be afraid of electronic eyes in modern society?!"

Wuqi looked like he was about to roll up his sleeves and get to work, but he had no clothes on. His two cat paws were rubbing against his arms, which looked extremely funny.

The man and the cat discussed this matter for the entire afternoon.

Even the schedule is listed.

At first, Mianhua watched with interest, imitating Wuqi's movements and stretching out his little paws to grab Xia Li's mobile phone. Later, he got bored and fell asleep on his belly on Xia Li's legs.

After the two men finished their discussion, they set their sights on a small and harmonious country in Taiyang Province.

However, since all the magic power lies in Lucia's body, he has to ask Lucia about what magic he can perform, so he can only set up half of the plan, and the remaining half needs to be discussed with Lucia.

Xia Li left home half an hour early and took Wuqi with him to pick up Lucia from get off work.

Lucia had just gotten in the car, and after hearing the plan of the brave man and the cow cat, she was completely confused.

It's only been a while since I last saw Xia Li, but Xia Li and Wu Qi both went crazy?!

Could it be that today it is Xia Li's turn to 'rebel'? ?

"I disagree!"

The evil dragon brought down the final judgment.

(End of this chapter)