My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 200 The Evil Dragon Wants to Eat Humans

Chapter 200 The Evil Dragon Wants to Eat Humans (4.2K)

During the congested evening rush hour and as the sun sets, the city’s contours are gently outlined by the glow of neon lights.

In the spider web woven by cars, the car lights are intertwined, and the slowly creeping steel is like a torrent under the night sky.

Xia Li held the steering wheel.

Instead of driving towards home, he drove into a road he had never been to before.

Looking at the street scene outside the window that was constantly receding, Lucia was confused by the unfamiliar scenery.

Although she had been on Earth for almost half a year, she was still somewhat shocked when she saw the huge human cities.

The tall buildings on both sides are like strict guardian knights, and I, sitting in the car, seem quite small in this steel jungle.

"Where are you going..."

Lucia turned around, and a few strands of hair were blown out of the bun on the back of her head. The bow hairpin was a little crooked, and her neck was tucked into her collar, making her look a little cowardly.

Pushing her hair behind her ears, Lucia looked at Xia Li and asked in a low voice.

Isn't it just that the character "夏" (Xia) was not changed to "公" (Gong)? Is the brave man going to take the dragon to the market and sell it?

"I'll treat you to a meal to celebrate your first week at work."

Xia Li glanced at the mobile phone hanging on the air outlet. The map on it showed that they were one kilometer away from their destination.

"You've persisted for a week, which is a good start," Xia Li added.

The so-called celebration is just an excuse. The purpose of doing this is to create some surprises in life.

Look how scared the dragon is.

Xia Li knew that such surprises were effective.

However, Xia Li was not wrong about one thing.

Before sending Lucia to the pet hospital, he had already thought about it. If Lucia couldn't adapt to the outside world or had trouble communicating with people, then he would take Lucia back, regardless of whether she attended the class or not.

——Given Lucia’s level of social anxiety at the time, Xia Li had a hunch that there was a high possibility that he would take her home midway.

But Lucia persisted and she overcame many difficulties.

Lucia would not tell Xia Li about all the difficulties. When getting along with others, it often takes some time to adjust, and it is normal to have quarrels and conflicts during the adjustment period.

With so many employees in a pet hospital, just maintaining good relationships with colleagues is already a headache, not to mention having to deal with various customers and small animals.

Lucia has never complained to Xia Li, but that doesn't mean she hasn't complained.

Xia Li just assumed that the dragon had tried very hard.

"Just one week..."

Lucia muttered and counted briefly on her fingers.

"I have to change to a new nest, and I have to continue... for many, many days!"

"One week is pretty good. I used to feel exhausted physically and mentally after just working as a waiter for a day... If you feel tired one day, just tell me. We don't have to stick to this."

Xia Li turned the steering wheel and took the time to glance at Lucia while looking in the rearview mirror.

"This is not a kind of persistence. I just feel at ease when I wake up every day and see an extra forty dollars in my pocket." Lucia pulled the seat belt in her arms and looked out the window again.

This is one of the few things she can do that brings value.

Long doesn't have many lofty ambitions. The value she wants now is literal value, which means small money.

Money is the magic in this world, you can get whatever you want.

Fried baba costs three yuan each, Xiali costs two hundred yuan a day, and a new building in Qingcheng City costs eighteen thousand yuan per square meter...

Watching these dreams accumulate little by little and then come true is also a kind of happiness.

Xia Li stared at Lucia's serious expression as she enjoyed herself, moved her lips, and said nothing more.

From the time we got off the car to the time we headed to the restaurant, Lucia's little mouth started talking non-stop like an oiled engine.

There are new patients in the hospital, a puppy that miraculously survived after being run over by a car, a kitten that was found to be pregnant during a sterilization operation, a little rabbit that couldn't poop, a confrontation between a client and a doctor, and an office romance.

When Xia Li was listening to the first half, he simply regarded these things as learning clinical experience.

But the following words left him stunned.

"Office romance?"

Xia Li said woodenly.

"Is this the level that a little dragon like you can reach???"

In my impression, the level that Lucia can reach is only at the level of "holding hands with kindergarten kids".

How come this guy is involved in an office romance all of a sudden? Even Xia Li has never seen this before.

"Yes, the hospital recruited a lot of interns after the New Year. In addition to me, there is another recent graduate. That recent graduate is the nephew of the dean... That nephew and a nurse named Liu in our hospital were former lovers. Boyfriend and girlfriend? Yes, they were ex-boyfriend and girlfriend..."

Lucia talked a lot like the trumpet of an electric bicycle.

Xia Li was surprised that this dragon could sort out social relationships and find out to this extent.

"This is what Xia Xin told me... She was the gentle lady who took me to familiarize myself with the environment on my first day. She kept telling me these things every day, and my ears are callused from listening to them."

Lucia had no words to express her pain.

If she encountered any difficulties at work, getting along with colleagues was the most difficult thing for her.

She doesn't like talking about other people's private affairs, but if she actively avoids them when people around her are chatting, she will become the isolated one.

Lucia noticed this sign after only one week at work, which forced her to join the camp of those girls.

When A talks to B, and A says something bad about B, she nods and says “hmmmm”. When B talks to A, and B says something bad about A, she nods and agrees.

When A and B are present at the same time, everyone acts as if nothing has happened.

No wonder people say human nature is evil.

Four girls can form five small groups.

Lucia had presented herself as being quite sociable, yet she also felt like she didn't fit in.

"Don't learn so much from the local girls..." Xia Li interrupted, "There's no need to cater to some bad things. If you don't like it, just say it."

Xia Li was afraid that her little dragon would suffer, and was also afraid that she would learn some messy things.

Especially the unique personality of local girls.

The Shu Province Tyrannosaurus that others refer to is an adjective, but his dragon is a real dragon, the kind that cannot be suppressed when it gets angry.

While talking, the two turned left and right several times at the busy street intersection, and finally stopped in front of a shop.

"Dragon Slaughterhouse!"

Lucia looked at the pictures of raw meat on the sign at the door and suddenly felt that she had entered an extraordinary store.

Xia Li smiled and said, "Sushi restaurants like to use sashimi in their promotional pictures. Sashimi means raw meat..."

Although Lucia has a good understanding of this society, she still lacks in many aspects.

Just like this kind of store.

A place she has never been to is one she has never been to. When she talks to colleagues and friends about these words, she will just choose to remain silent because she has never seen these things.

People cannot imagine things they have never seen, and the same is true for dragons.

Lucia stared at the red pictures of raw meat and swallowed her saliva.

Xia Li had never allowed her to eat raw food before...

He said that the first milestone of human civilization was to cook raw meat. Eating raw food was something only savages would do, so he didn't let Lucia eat it.

However, the bigger reason was that he didn't want to activate Lucia's wild instincts.

Especially this kind of bloody food... When Lucia was a dragon, she would put living things into her mouth and chew them directly. It’s scary to think about it.

So after returning to Earth, Xia Li has been avoiding these contacts, and even when going out to eat steak, he asks Lucia to eat it well-done.

Today was about getting Lucia to try something new.

Xia Li was not afraid of activating Lucia's nature this time, but that Lucia had been too much like a person recently, which was a bit upside down. People occasionally eat some raw food, which is called food diversity.

"what about the taste?"

Xia Li pulled Lucia to sit in the corner of the store.

This is a conveyor belt sushi restaurant. The machine in front rotates like an assembly line, spitting out stacks of sushi from the hole.

The biggest advantage of this kind of restaurant is that you don’t have to wait for the food to be served, you can eat as soon as you sit down.

Lucia stared at the assembly line for a while and felt dizzy. She lowered her head and just in time a ball of white rice with a slice of meat flew towards her, and she opened her mouth to catch it.

"Ah~"

After eating the rice that Xia Li fed her, Lucia squinted her eyes and chewed it twice.

The raw meat tasted like jelly, with no bloody smell at all, which was far different from the taste of the raw lamb she chewed on the continent of Aize.

"it is good……"

"That's great!" Xia Li interrupted her.

He knew Lucia would say this.

Lucia, who was guessed, closed her mouth embarrassedly, looked around at the people around her, then picked up her small bamboo chopsticks and picked up another piece of sushi.

Xia Li must have secretly used some mind-reading magic, as he even imitated her tone perfectly.

Does she usually speak so childishly?
She is obviously a hundred years old, and she is still Xia Li’s grandmother.

The rice balls dipped in soy sauce tasted very good. Lucia didn't like spicy food, so this kind of food was quite appetizing to her.

“Why doesn’t the fish here smell fishy?”

Picking up a piece of bright red fish meat, Lucia shook her chopsticks and stared at the patterns on it with her watery eyes.

Then he ate it all in one gulp.

"Because this is a sea fish, and there is a special way to handle it..."

Xia Li couldn't answer this question either. He wasn't a professional, so he could only say in a roundabout way, "If you choose to be a chef instead of a veterinarian, you would know how to handle these ingredients."

"I wanted to be a cook from the beginning," Lucia said with regret, "but I don't regret it. My abilities are more suitable for animals... Even the attending doctor with eight years of clinical experience praised me for my quick response and the best abilities he has seen in recent years."

When it comes to work, this dragon machine gun will start chattering again.

They ate and talked for more than an hour, and finally fed the stinky dragon.

The meal for the two of them cost more than 300 yuan. While Elong went to the bathroom to wash his claws, Xia Li quickly ran to pay the bill so that Elong would not feel bad about spending money.

"Xia Li, I have an idea."

Shaking off the water droplets on her dragon claws, Lucia walked behind Xia Li, looking back every few steps. It can be seen that she is still reluctant to leave this restaurant.

"What's going on in your dragon brain?"

“This conveyor belt has an end and a beginning.”

"and then?"

"Then, I just need to squat down at the end and open my mouth... and the sushi will fall into my mouth!"

Xia Li: “…”

Although I roughly know what this dragon wants to say, it can be quite childish at times.

Lucia is still the same Lucia. Although she has changed a lot in less than half a year, some things have not changed at all.

"It's called natural self-help!" concluded the dragon.

"...Do you think that the sushi on the conveyor belt is automatically produced? That's because there are chefs behind the conveyor belt making it. If there were no chefs, no food would fall into your mouth even if you opened it."

Xia Li suddenly thought of a crocodile with its mouth wide open waiting for food. This must be the feeling Lucia wanted.

"Oh, I see. We can skip the conveyor belt and just let the chef make the sushi and throw it into my mouth... If the chef is slow in making the sushi, then I will eat the chef too."

"..." Xia Li was choked by these words.

"I just took you to eat two taels of meat, and your dragon brain is already thinking about eating people!?"

"Hehe, it's just a joke...Xia Li can never take a joke." Lucia stuck out her tongue with a naughty expression on her face.

Xia Li couldn't help it, so he started to shape the dragon's face into a big pancake.

"Please spare my life, brave man~"

Lucia pretended to be very timid and squeezed out four words from her mouth, and Xia Li instantly gave in.

"Say you are wrong."

"you are wrong."

"…It's 'I was wrong'."

"I forgive you!"

"you you you……"

The evil dragon played Tai Chi with him and managed to take advantage of Xia Li.

This was the first time that Xia Li suffered a great loss due to human language, and he felt extremely angry.

Walking on the street, the night is slowly coming, and the sunset glow is like an orange ribbon, dividing the sky into two parts, light and dark.

Xia Li looked up and gazed at the stars in the deep blue sky.

There is quite a feeling of tranquility in the years.

Putting aside those sudden distracting thoughts, if he is unwilling to get involved in other things and does not "meddle in other people's business", this kind of peaceful life can probably last for a long time.

"Old Xia, I also discovered that there is a pattern at the entrance of this human cub school."

The little hand held by Xia Li moved in his palm, and the pair of cute eyes as round as apricots looked at the kindergarten in front of him, staring longingly, and no one knew what she was thinking about.

"..."

Xia Li hesitated for a moment.

He thought to himself that if the dragon dared to mention a human cub, he would beat the dragon.

"Every human cub here is led by an adult when they go out." The evil dragon analyzed with a stern face.

"So this is what you are talking about..." Xia Li exhaled.

"Ok?"

"This is a daycare center. Parents who get off work late will let their children eat dinner at the daycare center before taking them home."

Xia Li explained this phenomenon to Lucia, then he took Lucia's hand and shook it.

"Aren't you also a child who has parents taking you home now?"

Xia Li felt that what he said was quite romantic.

It fits the scene very well.

Any girl would be moved...

However, Lucia's heart was indeed moved, and her eyes lit up.

"Yes!"

Lucia reacted and her little face immediately broke into a smile.

"I'm your grandma!"

Xia Li: “…”

How come even though the heroes have returned to Earth, they are still overwhelmed by the dragon?
Shivering and cold.

When can we start slaying dragons?
I can't hold it in anymore.

(End of this chapter)

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