My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 22 It attacks me!

The living room was quiet for a few minutes.

Lucia sat in a chair with her hands on her knees.

She was still digesting and absorbing the principles Xia Li had just explained to her. Her solemn little face was extremely serious, and she looked just like a child listening to a lecture in class.

Xia Li sat opposite her, not in a hurry either.

He reached out and opened the plastic bag he bought from the supermarket and looked through the snacks inside.

Xia Li is not very picky about snacks. For him, these things are just a way to add flavor to his mouth when he has nothing to do, so buying snacks for him is basically just picking them randomly from the shelf.

However, as a person from Sichuan Province, strong-flavored foods like spicy strips are indispensable.

Holding a bag of Weilong spicy strips in his hand and preparing to open it, Xia Li then remembered that the evil dragon was afraid of spicy peppers.

Considering the scenario where the evil dragon might cry because of the spicy food he ate, Xia Li hesitated for a moment.

Forget it, I’ll watch the tear-jerking part later.

Lucia has been eating bland food for most of her life, and now that she has just arrived on Earth, she is exposed to spicy snacks. She will soon develop stomach problems.

“Puff…”

As a dense bubbling sound rang out in the living room, a bottle of brown liquid was opened in Xia Li's hands.

If you look closely, you can see strings of unknown small bubbles coming out of the transparent bottle.

"Fuck, it was shaking when I brought it back."

The Coke in Xia Li's hand gushed out like a volcano. He stood up hurriedly, grabbed the bottle cap with his mouth, and pulled out a few pieces of toilet paper to hold the bottle.

Lucia is still thinking about her future plans.

She was thinking, since she couldn't get what she wanted by "robbing", how should she get those things?

Now Xia Li only told her what she could not do, but did not tell her what she could do.

"..."

When Lucia heard the movement from Xia Li's side, she raised her head silently.

Looking at the bottle of strange brown magic potion that was bubbling continuously, Lucia was stunned for a moment.

This thing... looks very dangerous.

In the continent of Azer, it should be a very high-level magic potion.

"Hey?"

Watching Xia Li drink half the bottle in one breath, Lucia anxiously stepped back to the ground with her dangling little feet.

Lucia stuffed her little feet into the fish-mouth slippers and walked around to Xia Li in two steps, her whole face pale with fright.

"you you…"

"Xia Li, are you okay?"

Lucia doesn't understand human emotions yet. She doesn't know what worry or anxiety are.

Now she only knows that Xia Li is her long-term meal ticket.

If anything happened to Xia Li, Lucia would definitely not be able to survive on her own.

She doesn't want to be that...traffic dragon.

"Cough cough cough,"

Xia Li covered his mouth and nose and kept coughing, and the brown liquid covered his hands.

Because he hadn't had a carbonated drink in a long time, his body couldn't accept the stimulation. In addition, he drank it too quickly, and Xia Li almost choked himself to death.

Lucia was anxiously turning around beside him. Suddenly, as if she thought of something, she squatted down and hugged Xia Li's thighs with both hands.

Xia Li felt his body lighten, and Lucia actually lifted him up!

How strong is this guy!
"Xia Li, stand on your head!"

"If we dragons eat something wrong, we turn our bodies upside down to induce vomiting!" Lucia said hurriedly.

Xia Li was tall to begin with, and when Lucia lifted him up like this, his head rubbed directly against the restaurant lamp.

"Etc., etc!"

"Handstand is about lifting your head, not your feet!!!"

There was a swaying lamp next to his head, and the hot bulb rubbed against his hair. Looking at Lucia's little face under him, which was tense because of worry, Xia Li did not know whether to laugh or cry.

"Put me down, this thing is a drink!"

"drinks?"

Another new word.

Lucia thought about it in her mind, and it seemed that there was also a term called "drink" in the continent of Aize.

Humans would squeeze fresh fruits and vegetables into juice and sell it. Lucia had drunk some of it a few times when she went to the city in disguise as a human. However, that kind of drink didn't produce strange bubbles.

"Is it really okay?"

Lucia still held Xia Li's thighs with her hands, and looked at Xia Li with her clear amber eyes.

Seeing that Xia Li seemed to have really stopped coughing, he put him down.

Xia Li landed on the ground with his legs, still secretly surprised.

With Lucia's small arms, he could grab two with one hand, but with such arms, could she actually lift him up?

This is a deliberate punch, wouldn't Xia Li be knocked flying?
Fortunately, this guy only has problems with his ideas, not his personality. Otherwise, if he was as violent as the Red Dragon, they would have to fight countless times all day long.

"Carbonated drinks are the favorite of people on Earth."

After taking a breath, Xia Li picked up the Coke on the table and solemnly introduced it to the evil dragon who had never seen the world.

"Why would you drink something so dangerous?"

Lucia was a little wary of the drink in Xia Li's hand.

Besides, it doesn’t look very tasty.

"Want to try it?" Xia Li opened the bottle cap and handed it over.

Lucia looked at Xia Li suspiciously, then at the drink in the bottle.

Seeing that Xia Li was fine after drinking so much, Lucia finally let down her guard.

I brought it close to my nose and sniffed it. It had a light sweet and vanilla scent.

Lucia's eyes lit up, and she held the bottle with both hands and took a sip.

"How about it?"

Xia Li was very curious about the evil dragon's reaction when he drank carbonated drink for the first time.

Lucia smacked her lips.

"Xia Li..."

"Ok?"

"This drink... is attacking me."

It was difficult for Lucia to describe the tingling feeling on her tongue; she just felt as if her mouth was being attacked by the drink.

"..."Xia Li was trying to hold back his laughter.

A mighty dragon was actually attacked by a drink?
"Then attack back." He pretended to be serious.

Lucia didn't even hesitate. She imitated Xia Li's previous method and put the red round lid back into the bottle.

After twisting it twice and closing the cap, Lucia held the bottle and began to shake it up and down.

Xia Li looked at her calmly.

For the evil dragon, this should be the only means of attack she can think of.

"Shaking the bottle will increase the rate at which the carbon dioxide inside is released, and the air pressure here will increase."

Xia Li felt that Shalong would definitely not understand what he was saying, so he changed the way he said it.

“When you shake it like this, the drink inside will react wonderfully.

Put your head closer and something magical will happen.”

"Something magical?"

Lucia was a curious baby when she first arrived on Earth. She was full of novelty about everything here.

As long as Xia Li asked her to try something, she would be willing to give it a try.

In order to better witness the wonderful reaction in the beverage bottle, Lucia held the bottle in her arms and then opened the cap little by little.

Xia Li beside her had already prepared a pack of toilet paper and was holding it in his hand.

“Puff!!!!”

The gushing Coke poured all over Lucia's forehead.

Lucia froze, and before she could open her eyes, Xia Li reached out her big hand holding toilet paper and wiped her face like a mother.

Faintly, Lucia could hear the hero Xia Li making a strange stifled laugh.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

"Um...Xia Li!!" Lucia exclaimed in shock.

"It just attacked me again!!"

(End of this chapter)