My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 225: Kissing the little mouth, don't laugh
Xia Li thought for a long time about how to travel back to the continent of Aize.

Neither he nor Lucia knew anything about plane teleportation magic, which was their biggest flaw.

However, since they have a way to come here, they must have a way to go back.

Besides, Xia Li has been teleported twice, so it is not impossible for him to be teleported again, right?
It was no simple coincidence that Lucia and I suddenly returned to Earth from another world.

Activating the plane teleportation magic requires a terrifying amount of magic power consumption.

Xia Li thought that the biggest possibility... was that when he was fighting with Lucia, the magic powers of the two people interacted with each other, producing some kind of strange reaction similar to spatial distortion.

So, if we want to open the plane transfer again, does it mean that we just need to simulate the scene at that time?
"Reproduction?"

After listening to Xia Li's idea, Lucia blinked and felt that this was not impossible.

"Maybe it really works...but it's very dangerous."

Lucia vaguely remembered that her last scene in the continent of Aize was a fight to the death with Xia Li holding a sword.

That battle was the key to her life and death, and it was also the last hope for her to kill the dragon slayer who was the thorn in the dragon clan's side.

Xia Li was alone at the time and entered the heart of the dragon territory alone.

That vast forest is called the 'Home of Dragons' by humans and is recognized as the largest hunting ground by the dragon clan.

There are a large number of monsters and ferocious beasts lurking in the forest. Due to the high risk factor, the risk of entering it far exceeds the value, so except for a few bounty hunters or brave adventurers who are willing to set foot here, most humans stay away from it.

Over time, this forest with few signs of human activity became the dragons' favorite hunting ground and the favorite place for adult dragons to forage for food.

When Lucia left her lair and was travelling, she happened to pass by the Land of Dragons. She thought she might as well have something good to eat, so she landed and prepared to find a ferocious beast to feast on.

She didn't know why she was so lucky.

As soon as I entered, I saw a familiar face.

The old man held the sword in one hand, pushed aside the bushes that were taller than him, and stepped into the depths of the forest step by step.

The man and the dragon looked at each other, and a war was about to break out.

Fortunately, this hero of mankind and the strongest dragon slayer in history has no one behind him.

Without human assistance, cover, and logistical support, the hero's strength will be greatly reduced.

It is well known that the human body is inherently fragile, despite their mastery of magic that can enchant weapons with quite perverse abilities.

But without food supplies, their physical strength will soon be exhausted to the limit and they will collapse within a day.

Lucia felt that her chance had come.

In the past, she would turn around and leave when she saw this hero (not because she couldn't beat him, but because she was not in good condition), but today, she felt that she had the only chance to defeat the hero!

Even if I can't kill him by beating him, I can still wear him out by wearing him out!

Lucia was quite confident at that time. She thought that she only needed to hold on for a few more minutes and make a little noise, and the dragons staying in the Dragon Land would come over!
Although dragons are not as united as humans, and do not bother to fight in groups...

However, everyone's fear of the brave Xia Li and their hatred towards him will definitely drive the dragons to encircle and attack him!

This hero is the biggest threat to the entire dragon clan!

"By the way, why did you go to the Land of Dragons alone?"

Lucia lay on the sofa, lying there like a lazy fish.

Xia Li’s words just now reminded her of the scene at that time.

At that time, she and Xia Li were not familiar with each other, and they could even be said to be enemies, so even though she had such questions in her mind, she had no desire to ask.

it's good now.

Now Xia Li has to answer her questions.

The cunning and insidious Silver Dragon has mastered the secrets of the speedrunners.

Turn enemies into friends, and then make the brave man your slave!
It’s easy to conquer a brave warrior.

“I just wanted to take a look.”

Xia Li used a knife to peel an apple.

He has always been good at knife skills and can peel a thin strip of apple skin perfectly without interruption.

After peeling the skin, he cut off a small piece to taste himself.

I thought it tasted good, so I fed the remaining half of the apple into Lucia's mouth.

The dragon opened its mouth and ate the fruit.

Her mouth was very narrow, and even though the apple was not that big in diameter, she couldn't hold it completely in her mouth. She could only hold it in her hands and chew it like a little squirrel.

"Come and see what that means?" Lucia said as she ate.

"It's such a dangerous place. Even if there are humans who are not afraid of death and are willing to come, they have to form a group."

Lucia had never seen anyone so brave.

Moreover, don’t forget that Xia Li had been in Aize Continent for less than three years. He didn’t know about species, climate and environment, and couldn’t even identify poisonous things...

Under such circumstances, he still dared to act alone. Ten lives would not be enough for him to sacrifice.

To put it in human terms, a newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger.

Unfortunately, this calf is not a calf at all, but an adult tiger.

Lucia once could not estimate Xia Li's fighting power...

But since that day when she stopped Qin Chuan from destroying the world, Lucia could be sure that Xia Li had been holding back from the beginning to the end.

He never used his true strength.

"Isn't my mission to slay the dragon?"

Xia Li then peeled an apple for himself.

"Then I thought, if I complete the task ahead of time, can I come back early? I missed my family a lot at that time.

So I plan to go directly to the Dragon Country, kill most of the dragons, and then return to the kingdom with enough materials, and let those people activate the teleportation magic again to send me back." Xia Li said.

He was in another world, thinking about going home all the time.

This method is the fastest way he can think of to get back.

Although it was a bit reckless, when you are in that kind of environment, you will always be reckless once or twice.

"You...you said it so lightly, but the dragon clan paid the price with their lives for this!"

Lucia lay on her side and stretched out her tail to pat Xia Li on the back.

Xia Li took a bite of the new apple and felt that it was sweeter than the one in Lucia's hand.

So he exchanged them, took his own, and took the apple that was covered with ambergris and had holes in it to eat himself.

"This is different. At that time, I didn't have any feelings for the dragon clan, and I didn't think about so many things."

After thinking for a moment, he continued, "It feels like there is an infestation of wild rabbits in a certain place. The wild rabbits eat the crops and grass. The surrounding farmers are miserable, so they hire professional rabbit hunters to eliminate the wild rabbits... I was just such a hunter at the time."

Although dragons are intelligent, almost no dragon is willing to actively communicate with humans.

Moreover, the purer the bloodline of a dragon, the higher its IQ. There are very few little dragons as smart as Lucia. Most of the mixed-scale dragons Xia Li encountered were extremely bad, and their desire for destruction was deep in their bones.

Therefore, when Xia Li encountered a dragon, he never distinguished between good and bad, and would just draw his sword when he saw one.

It was for this reason that he decided to go to the Land of Dragons alone, kill them all, and then return home in glory.

"Click,"

Lucia didn't seem happy to hear that and wagged her tail again.

The tip of the slender and soft tail hit Xia Li's shoulder.

Xia Li looked at her and said, "You are domestic violence against me."

"I'm giving you a massage!" "I don't want a massage, I want a kiss."

Xia Li threw the remaining apple core into the trash can and leaned over to kiss the wet little mouth full of fruit crumbs.

Lucia's vision darkened. The moment she was kissed, her tail spun like a small fan, slapping the sofa with excitement.

“Hmph…Hmph.”

The arrogant Xiaolong's face turned red again. As soon as Xia Li kissed her and left, she immediately put the apple in her hand into her mouth and bit it, as if she wanted to use this method to divert her attention from her shame.

"So, what kind of magic did you use? How about we find a place to replicate it?"

Xia Li sat back in his seat contentedly and continued the previous topic.

Since he thinks it's feasible and Lucia also thinks it's feasible, there's no harm in giving it a try.

"They say that the destructive power of that range is too great...it can't be used on Earth!"

Lucia said as she ate, making a slimy but cute chewing sound.

I didn’t have the magic power to do this before, but now I have enough magic power, but I dare not do it.

Lucia believes that this is also a kind of growth!
"Then use the smaller version."

"Even the smaller version won't work!"

"What kind of magic did you use? Let me think about it."

"Silver Frost Breath, the eighth level... After that, I was going to release Silver Flame, but before I could, the magic suddenly disappeared. When I opened my eyes again, I was already in a city on Earth."

"..."

Xia Li listened to her story and thought for a long time before realizing that his thoughts seemed to have gone off topic.

"Oh, I didn't experience the extreme difference between ice and fire." He said with some regret.

Lucia glanced at him and frowned.

Why do I feel that what Xia Li said is a bit weird?

It doesn't seem like they are talking about serious things.

"Is it possible that the two kinds of magic just happened to cause some kind of spatial friction? After all, one is a fire element magic, and the other is a water element magic. Try them in order and use the 1% power version." Xia Li thought.

"No, no. Even if it's 1%, it's still dangerous at home and it will scare Cotton."

Lucia shook her head like a pendulum, and with great concern she picked up the cotton at her feet and started sniffing it madly.

She used to like playing with water and fire, but now it’s different.

Every piece of furniture in the house cost a lot of money. If she accidentally broke a piece of furniture, the family, which was not well-off to begin with, would have to tighten its belt again.

Comparing the risk and reward, it's not worth it.

Besides...

1% of the power is not enough to produce any spatial friction. Even if you do an experiment, you won't get any results.

"I think it's better to collect magic power first."

Lucia roughly estimated the power and said.

"Anyway, it will definitely take enough magic power. The magic power in my body right now can only activate ninth-level magic... which only has a destructive range of ten kilometers. I think it will take at least a hundred kilometers to reach the range of plane teleportation magic."

She couldn't describe in detail the extent of consumption of this special magic, so she could only convert it into a range of destruction and let Xia Li compare it herself.

In other words, the distance is at least ten times greater.

Xia Li tried to imagine the most powerful weapon mankind has now.

Seeing the destructive range caused by a single bullet from his weapon, compared with the soft and cute dragon in front of him that looked as cowardly as a little rabbit, he couldn't help but feel shocked.

A humanoid self-propelled destroyer, plus absolute defensive power.

On the battlefield, Lucia is definitely a killing machine.

But that won't happen.

Xia Li would hide this dragon well, make her his wife, and then let her give birth to a litter of little dragons.

"...Okay. If you want to gather your magic power first, then we can gather our magic power first and solve the problem step by step."

It is dangerous to do experiments, so we need to find a safe place.

But if you want to collect magic, you don't need to find a place.

All you have to do is call someone and then exploit them.

Thinking of this, Xia Li took out his cell phone.

He was going to ask Qin Chuan directly about the recent situation and whether Shi Zhixin had any reaction.

But after thinking about it, I felt that what I did was too purposeful.

Scratching the back of his head, Xia Li opened the message editing interface on his phone, and for a moment he didn't know how to start.

Although he and Qin Chuan were already friends, Xia Li found it somewhat unacceptable for him to blindly take advantage of the other.

"hey-hey……"

"What are you laughing laughing."

The stinky dragon came over to look at the contacts in Xia Li's phone, and seemed to understand Xia Li's mood at the moment.

Xia Li used to teach her how to make friends, but Xia Li herself finds it awkward making friends.

Teacher Xia, this is not possible~
Xia Li refused to accept the decision and picked up Choulong from the sofa and had him sit on her lap.

"Hey hey hey..."

Lucia felt itchy when he hugged her, so Xia Li put his face close to her and his breath blew on the fine hairs on Lucia's face, which made her feel even more itchy.

She struggled for a while, and Xia Li put his hands on the back of her head and straightened her twisted head.

She looked over and just as she saw Xia Li's expression which was a little bit angry and embarrassed, she wanted to laugh again. She twisted her waist left and right, and her tail curled up and wrapped around Xia Li's calves like a wriggling little snake.

"Hey Hey……"

"What are you laughing at? I'm kissing you, don't laugh."

Xia Li picked her up and gave her a couple of kisses.

“Mmmmm.”

"Are you still laughing?"

"Hehe... um."

As soon as Xia Li let go of her, she started giggling, so he had to cover her little mouth.

The little snake, which was even wetter and slipperier than its tail, licked Xia Li twice.

I don't know whether it is a disguised invitation or a puppy-like flattery.

Lucia licked Xia Li, and her ears and little face became hot.

She felt that it was not a good idea to continue kissing like this. Xia Li's slightly narrowed eyes made Lucia feel a sense of crisis.

Before each attack, he would narrow his eyes slightly, like a preparatory action when hunting.

"I, I, I think..."

Lucia didn't dare to lick Xia Li anymore. She turned her eyes away and forced to change the subject.

"That's right, making friends is all about sincerity in return. If you pay too much attention to details, you're actually being too picky.

Helping each other is also a way to make friends..."

(End of this chapter)