My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 240 The Dragon Slayer is Slayed by the Dragon

If we say that Lucia in human form is soft and cute when she acts coquettishly, it will touch Xia Li's heart directly.

Then, Lucia in dragon form started to act like a spoiled child...

It can only be described by the three words "mudslide".

It turned the whole thing upside down.

Normal people simply can’t handle it.

Xia Li just wanted Lucia to transform into a human form to eat, so that she would be able to get full more easily.

But this stubborn dragon was not happy and insisted that Xia Li roast her bit by bit and then feed her with her own hands.

Seeing that Xia Li refused, she just lay on the ground and rolled around.

Normally when she acted like this, Xia Li would just hold her delicate body and coax her.

but now.

I can’t hold it. I can’t hold it at all.

If she rolls a few more times, I'm afraid all the surrounding trees will be razed to the ground.

"Okay, okay, I'll feed you. I'll feed you."

Xia Li was helpless and could only compromise under Long's coercion and inducement.

He grilled a large leg of lamb for Lucia, then grabbed the lamb's hoof with great effort and swung it half a circle, throwing it into the dragon's mouth like a shot put.

This was the last time Lucia finally got to eat a decent piece of meat.

"Crack, crack, crack."

The sheep's hoof, which was taller than Xia Li's shoulder, tasted as easy as eating chicken cartilage in Lucia's mouth.

Xia Li knew that she didn't like chili peppers, so she only used cumin and salt to season the dish.

Just this taste can instantly kill 100% of the food in the Aze continent!

"Yeah, delicious!"

Holding the big leg of lamb in her mouth, Lucia lay prone, turned around half a circle, then coiled up her tail and began to chew it carefully.

It took Xia Li more than an hour of effort to feed the dragon.

Fortunately, we are in the continent of Aze, where meat is not valuable.

If it were on Earth, Lucia could spend three months’ worth of food expenses on one meal.

"Xia Li, Xia Li, help me take a look at my mouth."

Lucia savored it and licked it around in her mouth with her dragon tongue.

As if she sensed something strange, she opened her bloody mouth to show Xia Li.

Xia Li didn't want to watch it at first.

But with the help of the firelight, he caught a glimpse of the dragon's moist flesh-pink mouth, and his eyes were drawn there like a magnet.

First of all, Xia Li didn't have any special fetishes, but he felt that he could do it with Lucia. Secondly, he really didn't have any special fetishes.

"What's wrong with your mouth?"

Xia Li stood up and walked over to take a look.

"It seems like something is stuck in my teeth."

Lucia's deep voice came from above.

It was the first time that Xia Li heard that dragons could have stuck teeth.

He leaned forward to see what was going on in Lucia Dragon's mouth. His eyes swept across the row of sharp fangs and automatically locked onto the deep pink interior of the mouth.

When the dragon's upper and lower jaws were fully opened, the length of its mouth was almost the same as her head.

It is three meters high, which is equivalent to the standard height of a floor. Xia Li can even jump a few times while standing inside it.

The line of sight followed the two rows of terrifying white fangs and looked deep into the cavity.

Xia Li saw the bright red throat.

The soft red tissue seemed to feel Xia Li's gaze and moved inward nervously.

"Guji..."

Xia Li clearly heard some sticky swallowing sound.

It turns out that dragons also have throats.

There, it should be the tonsils.

The kind that can squeeze out an adult's brain.

Xia Li took a look and quickly looked away.

This size...

No need to think about it anymore.

"Where did you get stuck in your teeth? I didn't see it."

As he spoke, Xia Li had already pulled out the demon-killing sword from behind him.

The dragon's gums are too hard, and ordinary branches cannot be used to pick out the meat from between its teeth, but the Demon-Repelling Sword can be used.

When Xia Li drew his sword, Lucia's head shrank back.

How can you draw a sword from a dragon's mouth...

This is so scary.

do not care.

Lucia's golden-red dragon pupils moved downwards, and at an angle that Xia Li couldn't see, those eyes smiled cunningly.

"Look further inside, inside the big tooth."

Lucia said, swallowing.

Xia Li hesitated.

He walked to the corner of the dragon's mouth and then stuck his head in.

There was a pool of wet ambergris at my feet, and the air was filled with a faint aroma of barbecue and an inexplicable scent of grass.

——Xia Li was sure that when the dragon was feeding the cows just now, he must have secretly eaten a bite of grass!
"Slurp~~~"

While hesitating, the thick, wet and long tongue rolled up like a blanket, and then licked Xia Li's head from top to bottom.

Who turned off the lights?

"Slurp~~"

Xia Li’s vision went dark.

The hot and wet ambergris instantly enveloped his body; the sticky saliva seeped through his outer clothes and short-sleeved shirts, and soon came into close contact with his skin.

At this moment, Xia Li felt like he was sent back to his mother's womb. His body seemed to be immersed in amniotic fluid and his movements became very slow.

"Slurp~"

After finally finding a gap to breathe a breath of air, Lucia licked him again with her tongue rolled up.

For the first time, the dragon slayer felt powerless as if he was being molested by a dragon.

"you……"

"whee."

Xia Li is delicious.

It smells delicious when licked!

After turning back into a dragon, Lucia had wanted to do this for a long time, but there were always people around, so she didn't have the opportunity.

If possible, she even wanted to bite Xia Li lightly - this was the dragon clan's way of expressing friendship and affection.

But Xia Li is a human being. If he were bitten by her dragon teeth, his fate would be the same as that of the black sheep just now.

There is only one Xia Li in the world, and it would be bad if you bite it.

"Bah, stop licking!"

After being abused from head to toe by the evil dragon, Xia Li could no longer bear it.

Although the dragon's tongue is soft, there is too much ambergris... The stinky dragon's saliva alone can drown him!

"Change back to human form," Xia Li blocked the oncoming big tongue and said viciously, "It's my turn to lick you!"

"Hehe, no change, no change~"

Lucia wanted to play rogue and Xia Li had no way to deal with her.

She used to watch Cotton licking catnip with ecstasy, and she wondered at that time whether dragons also had dragon mint.

Now she met her own dragon mint!

Take a lick, it feels so good!
Keep licking, keep feeling good!

After being satisfied, Lucia felt that the time was about right, so she held Xia Li in her mouth and returned to the cliff slope.

The two men sneaked into the carriage team.

Xia Li was exhausted by the dragon's teasing, and sat down on a stone to rest. The dragon beside him put his feet on the ground, shook his snow-white cape, and pursed his lips as if in the spring breeze.

"Dear guest, what are you doing..."

The driver, noticing the noise, hurried over.

When he saw the unknown water stains and tree and grass leaves sticky on Xia Li's body, he was a little confused.

"...We were attacked by monsters."

Xia Li calmly took off his coat, shook off the fallen leaves on it, and turned back to the old driver and said, "Is there water for a bath?"

"Of course there is, distinguished guest... Please wait a moment, I will have someone bring the bath water over."

Supporting services like these are included in the ticket. The old driver nodded and bowed, then went to the back rows of carriages with his crutches.

His gentle and kind face instantly turned into a ferocious one, just like the face-changing performance in Sichuan Opera.

Soon, under the old coachman's order, the servants hurriedly brought three buckets of bath water.

The water had been heated using fire magic, and two insulating stones were placed in the bucket to keep it warm.

"Don't run around."

Before leaving, Xia Li gave the evil dragon some instructions and took the bucket to take a shower in the woods.

Lucia pouted.

She had just volunteered to help Xia Li cleanse his body with magic.

But Xia Li just thought she wanted to play, so she refused.

What good is human water magic...

She sprayed water like a giant dragon. Not only could she wash Xia Li clean, she could even directly wash Xia Li away!

"elder sister……"

"Ok?"

Lucia secretly used pupil magic to peek at Xia Li taking a bath.

Just as I saw the hero revealing his strong waist and abdomen, before the exciting part came, a figure appeared in front of me.

It's Newton's Laws little girl.

Lucia moved her feet to block the little girl's sight so that she could not look at Xia Li in the grove.

"Sister, is there enough water? If not, I'll go get another bucket."

The little girl had a good impression of the big sister who was so eager to help her cut grass and feed the cows.

Her friends were all afraid of the elder sister. They said that she was a noble lady and not someone that lowly people like them could reach.

But the little girl didn't understand what the aristocratic class was. She only knew that the older sister looked easy-going and she was the only aristocrat willing to communicate with her normally.

"There must be enough water. If not, I'll find a way." Lucia answered without hesitation.

"Well, okay..." The little girl nodded.

She wanted to play with her elder sister for a while longer, but out of the corner of her eye she saw the old driver walking slowly towards her with a cane, so she had to give up.

"Well, big sister, tell me if you have anything else..."

The little girl turned to leave, but Lucia stopped her.

"and many more."

Lucia reached her little hand into Xia Li's bag and rummaged around.

This large linen bag was stuffed full, with the largest portion of it being the mutton that Lucia had just hunted.

"this is for you."

Lucia took out a piece of mutton and stuffed it between the little girl's thin arms.

The meat is very heavy, weighing about five pounds.

The little girl's arms sank for a moment, obviously she didn't expect that she would be rewarded with food by the big sister.

She looked up in surprise, and when the coachman came over, she quickly threw the meat into the barrel and walked away carrying the barrel.

"Thank you, big sister... You are the kindest rich person I have ever met!"

The little girl said this from the bottom of her heart, bent down, bowed deeply to Lucia, and left in a hurry.

"I am the poor dragon."

Lucia muttered to herself as she watched her leave.

For some reason, Lucia thought of herself on Earth.

She had also been poor before.

When she and Xia Li first returned to Earth, she was a penniless poor dragon and relied on Xia Li's tips for food.

At the beginning of human nature is good.

Lucia actually feels that the difference between humans in this world and humans on Earth is not that big.

It's just that the cruel environment here has affected them.

When most people can't even solve the problem of food and clothing, no one will abide by the order... This is a bit similar to wild beasts.

"What philosophical questions are you thinking about?"

Xia Li changed into a new set of clothes.

He was still wrapped in a black shawl, and the clothes underneath had changed from short-sleeved shirts from Earth to cotton and linen from another world.

The comfort level was slightly reduced, but at least there was no ambergris smell.

"I'm thinking……"

Lucia paused, finding it difficult to articulate what she had just been thinking.

So he changed the subject and spoke to Xia Li.

"Why does Xia Li taste like strawberry when he licks it?"

"My flavor is strawberry?" Xia Li pointed at himself.

"I am a man of steel, so no matter how you put it, I still smell like rust... Or you can even say I smell like heather."

"What does heather smell like..."

Lucia had never heard of this flavor.

She subconsciously wanted to take out her cell phone to search for new words on Baidu.

Only then did I realize that my phone had no internet connection and its battery was limited, so I had to use it sparingly.

"I'll show you when we get back. You'll definitely know the smell."

"Oh……"

Lucia was stunned by Xia Li's trick.

After being bullied by the evil dragon for a whole night, Xia Li finally felt that he had turned the tables.

He curled the corners of his mouth and took the evil dragon back to the room.

It is called a room, but in fact it is just the carriage we rode in during the day.

At this time, the carriage had been made into a bed by the servants.

They placed a mat filled with bird down on 10 cm thick hay, which was Xia Li's 'mattress' tonight.

For someone who is used to sleeping on a spring bed, sleeping on this kind of mattress is like sleeping on the floor.

"Sleeping on a wooden board for a long time causes back pain."

Xia Li pounded his waist with his fist, not wanting to lie down.

"I think so too."

Lucia followed his movements and pounded her waist.

We have been riding in the carriage for the whole day today. A normal dragon would not be able to bear sitting for so long.

"It would be nice if you were Yulong."

Xia Li sighed, "In this case, I can lie on your feathers... a natural bed."

"Yulong is so weak, I don't want to be a Yulong!"

Lucia was not convinced: "What's so good about the feather dragon? It's not as comfortable as our scale dragons... If you don't believe me, try it!"

As a pure-blooded silver dragon, she couldn't stand hearing humans evaluate the dragon race in this way.

The contempt chain from the dragon clan - can a dragon with feathers spread out be called a dragon?

Isn't that a bird?
In order to convince Xia Li, Lucia stretched out her dragon tail and held it in front of Xia Li.

Xia Li slowly lay down and slept on the sleeping bag that Fang Xia had prepared for them.

Then he reluctantly held Lucia's tail covered with dragon scales.

The silver dragon's tail emitted a faint silver light in the darkness, and the fine streams of light emerging from the surface of its scales were brighter than the stars in the sky.

Xia Li curled the corners of his mouth.

Having been fished by Lucia countless times, this time it was his turn to fish for Lucia.

"Well, it's okay. It's comfortable to hold." Xia Li said in a flat tone, compromising helplessly.

"right!"

Lucia shook the tip of her tail and changed into a comfortable position for Xia Li to hold her.

She curled up her tail and placed it in front of her belly. She moved her soft body forward and automatically shrank into Xia Li's arms with her legs hooked.

"We have scaly dragons. If we relax our scales, they are actually very soft. Moreover, compared to the temperature-maintaining function of feathers, our scales can also provide warmth... We won't catch a cold even if we hold them to sleep at night!"

"Yeah, I think so too,"

Xia Li nodded perfunctorily, hugged the evil dragon with one hand and held the evil dragon's tail with the other hand. He opened and closed his eyes and was about to fall asleep, but he couldn't help but continue to talk nonsense.

"The scaly dragon is indeed worthy of its reputation, the best in the world..."

(End of this chapter)