My wife is a dragon.

Chapter 67: The Dragon Sucking Humans

As the afterglow faded, the sunset left a layer of orange-red veil on the old brick walls.

In the deserted streets, old men and women staggered forward with their canes, and the wind blew away the last fallen leaf from the sturdy old trees.

"Ah-"

The temperature seemed to have dropped a few degrees.

Xia Li rubbed his nose and took his hands off the keyboard.

The slow-paced lifestyle unique to the old town makes it easy for people to calm down and do their own things.

In just two days, the number of words in this serialized record reached 50,000.

Looking at the dozens of kind comments in the message area, Xia Li felt a sense of accomplishment.

When I wrote short stories on this before, I was just making them up.

But this time is different. This time the story all comes from Xia Li and Lucia’s personal experiences, what they saw, heard and thought... As long as Xia Li can present these contents through words, it will be more real than any story.

“It still doesn’t make any profit.”

Xia Li looked at the reward of only a few cents in the background and sighed.

However, this matter cannot be rushed.

Now is the time to accumulate readers.

It will take at least 100,000 words before I can consider making money.

We have to take our time with the serialized travelogue.

Finding a hobby for Lucia also needs to be done slowly, and letting her learn Chinese characters also needs to be done slowly. Everything needs time to be tested before you can see the results...

The most complex emotions between humans also take time to settle.

Rubbing her sore shoulders, Lucia returned to the living room, holding Xia Li's mobile phone in both hands and lying on the sofa like a salted fish.

She doesn't like watching TV, but she likes Xia Li's mobile phone very much.

There are much more things to watch in it than on TV.

"The study materials will arrive tomorrow. Starting tomorrow, you have to learn addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and Chinese pinyin. Do you understand?"

"Yeah." Lucia nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

Xia Li saw that the evil dragon was not listening carefully. She held up the phone with both hands, her eyes almost drilling into the screen.

Glancing down, Xia Li discovered that the evil dragon was watching a TV series.

It can’t be some melodramatic love soap opera.

Does this silly dragon know what love is?

I don’t see what’s so special about it, Xia Li said again.

"Please repeat what I just said."

"Hey, hey, hey... huh?"

Lucia was watching with great interest, but when Xia Li asked this question, the smile on her face gradually froze.

"Tomorrow I will #￥%&*@..."

Lucia spoke very quickly, trying to get away with it.

"Please repeat it again." Xia Li said seriously.

Lucia: “…”

With a snap, the phone fell on his face.

Lucia quickly stood up and thought carefully about what Master Xia had just said in her mind.

"I'm going to start studying tomorrow."

"I'm glad to know." Xia Li's expression finally relaxed.

As expected, I have become the person I once hated the most.

Xia Li began to understand the old Xia and Ms. Fang a little bit.

"By the way, Xia Li, a woman named Taozi just sent me a message." Lucia sat upright and returned the phone to Xia Li.

"Peach is a boy."

"…Um?"

I know Lucia who has the character Peach in her name, and I also know Lucia who has the character Zi in her name.

No matter how you look at it, these two words seem to be the name of Xia Li’s girlfriend…a female friend, right?
"Taozi is Taozi, Chen Tao, the one who lives downstairs from us," Xia Li explained, "Those of us who are close friends will give each other nicknames. He calls me Xia Tou'er and I call him Taozi."

"Oh……"

She had originally imagined Miss Taozi's appearance, but when she heard it was Chen Tao, the image of Miss Taozi's beauty shattered in Lucia's mind.

"What about my nickname?"

Lucia sat down next to Xia Li with some anticipation.

She should also get along well with Xia Li.

After all, she is his only girlfriend, and it is a pure friendship. Xia Li unlocked his phone, opened WeChat, and looked up at Lucia.

Lucia's amber eyes blinked.

"I should probably call you a stinky dragon." Xia Li said casually.

Lucia frowned slightly, obviously quite concerned about this nickname.

Smelling her clothes, Lucia didn't smell anything bad.

She put her nose against Xia Li's shoulder again and took a deep breath.

"..."

Xia Li has seen people petting cats and dogs.

But it was the first time I saw someone being sucked by a dragon.

"Then I'll call you Xiang Yuzhe." Lucia concluded seriously.

Xia Li smiled, and the corners of her mouth were hooked up by the evil dragon again.

He thought something was wrong and wondered why he was always falling under the evil dragon's charm recently, so he quickly smoothed the corners of his mouth.

"Chen Tao asked me to go out for dinner with them tomorrow. Will you come with us?"

"Eat...what to eat?"

Lucia has a keen interest in food.

"The group said they were going to eat grilled fish."

"fish……"

Lucia suddenly remembered the bloody scene of the brave man killing and scaling the fish in front of her that day.

If she ate fish in dragon form, she would have quite liked it, but eating fish in human form...looking at the fish's skin with scales scraped off always gave Lucia a feeling of phantom limb pain.

"I, I don't eat fish." Lucia shook her head repeatedly.

"Then you won't go?"

"Is there any great human being I need to meet?"

Thinking of the brave mother she met on the phone that day, Lucia asked with some concern.

"No, they are just some rough guys."

Xia Li paused for a moment, then said, "If you don't want to go, then don't go. With your current ability, you can't handle so many people."

Cai Long's identity is almost exposed just by the funny conversation between him and Chen Tao. Tomorrow, when facing so many people and each of them asks a question, Lucia's little brain will explode on the spot.

Forget it, Xia Li is not in a hurry to let Lucia meet his brothers.

It's best not to see him. He has a hidden talent in his golden house, and Lucia is so pretty and well-behaved. It's best to keep her at home and not let anyone see her.

Thinking of this, Xia Li made up his mind.

"I'll order takeout for you tomorrow and you can eat it when the time comes," Xia Li said. "It might be cold by then. Come over here and I'll teach you how to use the microwave."

Xia Li took Lucia to the kitchen to learn how to use the new appliances.

The microwave was placed a little high on the kitchen shelf, so Lucia looked up and studied hard.

"Just twist it like this."

"Why don't you wait until I'm hungry before ordering the food to be delivered so that it won't get cold." Lucia said cleverly.

"That way you'll be exposed to male rabbit ears...to the delivery guy."

"I certainly won't attack them."

"The point is not that you attack them..."

Xia Li scratched his hair, feeling that this matter was difficult to explain.

"When I'm not around, try to avoid contact with other humans... This is to protect those humans, and also to protect you."

"It turns out that Xia Li doesn't want me to have contact with other males..."

Lucia murmured, then realization dawned on her.

This is what a male dragon would do when he wants to possess a female.